Monday, May 18th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Tara Reid's tummy doesn't look like one of Freddy Krueger's bloated ass cheeks as much anymore, right? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit needs a Cheeto facial and a soothing cup of possum feet tea - Popsugar
Mischa Barton's bare breasties don't even make it to DVD - Egotastic!
And today's rumor as to why Jacko's skin is quitting his ass - Hollywood Rag
Little Parker O'Donnell is all grown up - Just Jared
Anoop and Megan from American Idol making sweet love over breadsticks at Oliver Garden?! - Towleroad
This is why BABIES!!! are not for me - Urlesque
Brooke Hogan takes her serious tuck game to McDonald's after a workout - Hollywood Tuna
Tennis ass - Cityrag
Russell Brand needs a new t-shirt - Lainey Gossip
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Tara looks like she's been rebuilt using Bondo.
Britney's gone from looking like Jessica Simpson to looking like Pam Anderson. Just lovely. It's better than that hapless lookin' meth head look she was sporting in the good old days at any rate.
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Why is Tara Reid even famous in the first place?
She has the body of a 60 year old!
I'm so confused by brooke's shape. I swear she is not fat and big boned is true. Some people don't believe it but that chick is not fat. She has huge bones, I don't see much fat on her. But she looks so big still.
Russell Brand needs a shower, a shampoo, a shave, probably some disinfecting and a tooth-brushing. A visit to a medical clinic might not be a bad idea either for this man-whore.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:12pm.
Why come Tara still wear a bikini? *blinking Tiger eyes*...Why come?
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Dont know if its day or night
You got me blowin, blowin my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
Either that, or she stupid.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:12pm.
Why come Tara still wear a bikini? *blinking Tiger eyes*...Why come?
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Purple haze all in my eyes, uhh
Dont know if its day or night
You got me blowin, blowin my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
Either that, or she stupid.
Why come Tara still wear a bikini? *blinking Tiger eyes*...Why come?
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The pics of Michael Jackson couldn't be displayed but I don't need to see em- that vampire kiddy fiddler hasn't been out in the sun since the 70's- skin cancer schmancer my ass
Her stomach still looks like it has an alien in it.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:34pm.
wait.. dane cooks special.. funny or not?
Made me laugh but not as much as other shows. Know he's supposed to be a dick but...
There's no crying in butt sex! MK
every single person mentioned on the "crumbs" is gross...with the exception of parker...he just has a gross mommy/daddy...
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 -
and I think the ONLY reason why guys think that F.S.M movie was funny is because the character shows his junk and that NEVER happends in movies.. must be guy humor?
guy? more like gay. like when 2 guys on SNL kiss and the crowd thinks its funny..uggh.
agree with you on ferrall, he just hasnt done anything good in a while.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
provolone..
i thought it was his routine when he was describing the drive thru and the lady ordering foods "and the pickles"
lol..
I didnt thnk waiting was all that..
I think Will Ferrell and that crew does it better than the superbad crew.
Who would win in a war?
LOL?
and I think the ONLY reason why guys think that F.S.M movie was funny is because the character shows his junk and that NEVER happends in movies.. must be guy humor?
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:34pm.
wait.. dane cooks special.. funny or not?
he had one funny 5 minute segment (i already forgot what it was about but i remember laughing for 5 min.), the rest was an abortion. But then again i dont like him to begin with. the pinnacle of his career was 'Waiting'.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
wait.. dane cooks special.. funny or not?
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Parker look nice, seems like a nice kid.
Sorry Rosie's his mother... or father... or whatever. *LOL*
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Tara's stomach still looks like crap.
Britney will never get it right.
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Mischa Barton was pretty good in The Sixth Sense..she was that creepy ghost girl who kept puking. How depressing - that was probably the pinnacle of her career.
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Tata Reid looks like she has NO muscle in her stomach. At all. I'm not looking for a washboard but wtf? Did the lipo suck out her muscle too?
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Anoop and Megan? That is super weird! I absolutely love Anoop, don't get me wrong, but I can't imagine the kid being good in bed. I mean, not at all.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
OMG! Anoop and Megan Chokey! NO Freaking Waaaaaaay!
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where you been lately girlie?
She finally figured out my basement dungeon door opens by being pushed not pulled...
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LOL! Why am i not surprised you have a kinky basement dungeon.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Brooke Hogan has a surprisingly flat, shapeless ass and unfeminine back. I swear she is not a woman.
Brit looks tired. She needs a nap, a facial, possibly a little forehead botox. Just a little.
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Does she even know who the father is?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
OMG! Anoop and Megan Chokey! NO Freaking Waaaaaaay!
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where you been lately girlie?
She finally figured out my basement dungeon door opens by being pushed not pulled...
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
Did anyone else think Forgetting Sara Marshall wasn't funny? I heard people rave about it but i thought it sucked
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I hated it. So not funny.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
RUSSELL BRAND NEEDS A BATH!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
OMG! Anoop and Megan Chokey! NO Freaking Waaaaaaay!
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where you been lately girlie?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:59pm.
i liked the knocked up, superbads of the world. but yea i agree with you. i watched the dane cook comedy special last nite : ( ...*cold shivers*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
brooke is an ugly man.
no one, not even megan fox should ever ever ever go out in a sports bra to a fucking public place, esp after working out.
and she has no ass.
boooooooooo.
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i sure did think it was stupid.. cute but omg- it was almost 2 hours long! I heard it was funny too..snore!
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Brooke has a nice body and looks fresh faced here.. she needs to stop trying to look like her mom.
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Provolone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
Did anyone else think Forgetting Sara Marshall wasn't funny? I heard people rave about it but i thought it sucked
a lot of the "funny" movies today are horrible
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Shitters doesn't look a day over 40!
Wow! Britney has aged!!!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:50pm.
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LOL, and right about now you better be hoping a certain doc has little hands. Good luck, Lady!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
Did anyone else think Forgetting Sara Marshall wasn't funny? I heard people rave about it but i thought it sucked
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Didn't love it, but wasn't the worst movie ever. Definitely told friends if they wanted to watch it, wait for TNT or TBS.
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What dumb cum bucket works out then right after working out goes to eat a restaurant chain notorious for its unhealthy food items? Being skinny is a lifestyle, you cant do shit like that and expect to stay thin....
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
"...big hands I know youre the one...."
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Tara Reid's tummy doesn't look like one of Freddy Krueger's bloated ass cheeks as much anymore, right? Tummy ok, but do her tits still look like a couple of doggy chew toys?
OMG Megan is so not even in the same league as Anoop. He can do so much better than some tatted up divorced bitch with a kid and no education or talent.
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Tara should get a gig being the postergirl for "how to be skinny and fat at the same time"
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Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:42pm.
Russell Brand is reaching John Mayer levels of douche IMHO and I've never heard him speak a word. Who is lining up to hit that? who thinks he's funny? WHO?
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*rasies hand* I love Russell.
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Look how Brook Hogan's hand dwarfs that bottle of water she's carrying. Her friend is holding it in another shot and it looks perfectly normal. MY GOD!!! She's got bigger hands than a professional basketball player. She better hope that saying about hand size and genitalia aren't true.
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