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Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Homey: The Search For Jude Law's Hairline starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law isn't hitting theaters until Christmastimes, but there's already a trailer out. Guy Ritchie sold out to the man and the result doesn't look that awful. I mean, this isn't the Sherlock Homey isn't at all likes the books. This has a lot of fighting, hard nipples, lost hairlines, explosions, cliche slow-mo shit and silly British accents! Seriously, his accent is kind of funny. I bet Vadge's roidy-pussay sounds like that when it's had too much champagne. That was Guy's inspiration.
Hopefully, Sherlock Homey won't be the latest in a string of shit shows for Guy Ritchie. Although, Swept Away is still one of my favorite movies to bong too. Try it. Vadge's acting skills paired with some of the sweet green makes for a hilarious fucking experience.
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Oohhh Mark Strong! I swear just listening to that man talk can give you an orgasm. His voice is pure sex.
Sherlock Homey: The Search For Jude Law's Hairline. Good one MK. I don't know how I feel about this. It looks more like slapstick humor than Holmes, but I'll watch it becuase a movie with Strong is usually good (except for that Vin Diesel shit, ugh).
I was all prepared for this movie trailer to be sucktacular, but it actually looks interesting. I shouldn't have doubted RDJ
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The trailer reminds me a lot of Pirates of the Caribbean. Same wise-cracky tone.
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You iz awn fare today wiv the comments....me loves Shirlock "Homey"! i knows someone who worked on this and says RDJ has a special bodyguardio that done stop anyhuman from spreading eye contact around him. Me dont care. Me loves him. I would if I could!!!
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BTW just a few years ago I would have never believed had someone told me Robert Downey JR was going to reinvent himself from a junky playing geeky side kick roles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7wZJZ-wEXM go to 0:29) into Hollywood's latest action hero.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
Swept Away was indeed a hilarious movie...
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Swept Away was indeed a hilarious movie...well the first half of it when Vadge was being a cunty insufferable bitch (playing herself basically) and up until the point she gets all weak, sappy and swept away in a sea of failure. And I wasn't even high when I watched this.
Wonder if they will bring the gay subtext behind the relationship between Holmes and Watson. I think not since Guy is a homophobe.
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The trailor looks good :) MK why do you have be so negative all the time - no wonder you're so ill permanently! Sorry but to say British accents are silly is too much. You should try listening to your own. NY and American in general is hard work listening wise, but we never complain.
That was just a low blow and mean.
Looks good. But I'm sure it'll suck.
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I'll wait for it on Netflix.
I'll wait for it on Netflix.
I'm in! I can even forgive the casting of Rachel McAdams (she bugs me, don't know why). Oh god I hope she doesn't have an English accent!
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It looks awesome and I am def going to see it. I llove them both.
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RDJ handcuffed to a bed is worth the price of admission alone, but it also looks like a fun action film. If it does well, it could be the start of another franchise, and I'm in favor of anything that promises more of the hotness that is Robert. It makes me really happy to see him so successful after so many years of squandering his talent and screwing up his life with drugs.
I'll go and see this movie becuase I want Guy ritchie to be most succesfull post Madonna than he ever was and Becuse RDJ makes my lady parts
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RDJ is such a hot piece. I'd hit it, order chinese, then hit it again.
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Not sure about RDJ as Holmes.... He's American and not noted for his deductive skills.
I'll probably go see this because 1) RDJr can make anything great and 2) When was the last time that you saw Sherlock Holmes get in a fight? Genius. Jude Law doesn't too bad either. Maybe RDJr can do for Sherlock Holmes what Daniel Craig did for Bond.
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If movies could have children, this looks to be the bastard offspring of From Hell and Gangs of New York.
RDJ is the hotness but I actually will be more likely to see this because I have a huge girl crush on Rachel McAdams. I think she is a good actor and she is so cute.
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Ehh, I'm not sure about this one...I'll probably wait till it comes to DVD.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:35am.
(Love Tropic Thunder !! he's one of the best actors out there. I'm sorry, but it's true).
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This trailer looks an AWFUL lot like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Which means I will probably love it. :)
Loves me some RDJ anyhow. he might be an old short hot mess, but there's something very appealing about him.
(Love Tropic Thunder !! he's one of the best actors out there. I'm sorry, but it's true).
Well we'll see but who knows, could go either way right now. RDJ is fabulous though so I want to see him anyway. Not sure about the accent though! Bit dodge innit.
specialkt on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:20am.
since when are there ghosts (??vvampires) in sherlock holmes? maybe a fan can explain this to me.
NO vampires or ghost but sometimes that is what he has to figure out who is scamming pretending to be a ghost
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can't watch the preview but i will most definitely see this. love the sherlock holmes stories.
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since when are there ghosts (??vvampires) in sherlock holmes? maybe a fan can explain this to me.
also rachel mcadams - ew she always looks like the mean girl role to me
Loved the Sherlock Holmes stories, I'll probably hate this movie. But I'm still gonna watch it, hehehe.
Submitted by Youri on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:01am.
You know Vadge is going to loose it if this becomes a huge success.
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Well, now I'm definitely going to see it! Ha ha ha!
Looks like it will be a fun romp. I'll go see it.
Guy Ritchie will be back on top with this movie. Madge sucked the talent out of him while they were together.
How could he work with "It" bitching "Kabbalah! NO t.v. NO going to the pub! I have to work out for 12 hours! Where's the goddamn Nanny? I want ANOTHER accessory orphan!"?
I'm not sure if it's gonne work. Jude and Robert seem to lack chemistry. And they don't seem to fit the parts.
You know Vadge is going to loose it if this becomes a huge succes.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:07am.
Wow, was Sherlock Holmes always so physical like that? I must have missed that part.
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exactly!...but RDJ looks yummy, and funny...you know the REAL funny...not the funny from the guy with the reeeeeaaaally dry sense of humor that none of us lower class dumb asses gets...that is john douchmayer...
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Looks more like Inspector Gadget.
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Since I read all of Sherlock Holmes stories I cannot watch this movie, just the preview is disgusting
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:17am.
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Looks craptastic. Jeremy Brett IS Sherlock but this movie is silly entertainment so the masses won't care.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
It's just another flick about two Dicks.
RDJ is yummy as a fantasy, so yes, I'll probably see it. He's also quite talented, lol, and funny as hell.
I love finding Vadge's movie in the trash! Perfect!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:17am.
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You definitely won't have to worry about me on the bus with him.
I've got Clive, plastic sheets, and butter. ;)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:06am.
I can't take this seriously ever since those set pictures surfaced of RDJ with his bum popped out.
Sherlock... Homo?
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*pushing ISMU out of the way* Whew, one more hooker I don't have to fight off for RDJ.
This looks pretty good and thank God has nothing whatsoever to do with Madge. No doubt she'll find some way to gain some publicity from it, though.
Oh I agree too MK, I found a VHS copy of "Swept Away" in the trash on the street (the right place price and location) and have had non stop laughs watching Vadgezilla try to emote and act.
Ugh.. WHAT were those 2 egomaniacs thinking when they attempted to remake what was a fringe art house hit from 25+ yrs ago?
the green kind bud only heightens the hilarity as well .
I wish Vadge would continue to make one shit film after another, in this economy we can never have enough laughter (albeit unintentional)
that being said we shall see if this trailer is the best part of this mess come Christmas...
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I'd pay 12 bucks to watch RDJ pick his nose, so yeah, I'll be seeing this one too. It helps knowing that Ritchie and the Vadge are now divorced so none of my movie ticket money for this mess will end up in her bank account.
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I was so engrossed in my daydream about Giancarlo Giannini that I missed that whole trailer.
*focussing *
Meh, could go either way...I liked 'Murder by Decree' w/Christopher Plummer as Sherlock.
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