Tales From The Cunt
When Oprah was going to be on the cover of Vogue 10 years ago, Anna Wintour jump-started her broom and flew over to Chicago for a little chat. A chat about FAT to be exact.
In an unaired segment from her 60 Minutes interview from last Sunday, Anna said that she had to tell The Mighty O know that her ass was just way too chunkyfied for Vogue. Anna laughed about it, "It was a very gentle suggestion. I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight. I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trooper! She totally welcomed the idea, and she went on a very stringent diet. And it was one of our most successful covers ever."
Only this crypt-keeping cunt could tell Oprah that she needed to drop some fat! I'm surprised everyone in the room didn't shrivel down into little guppies, because they were so afraid of how Oprah was going to react. You know Gayle King probably jumped out the window, because she knew Oprah would take it out on her coochie later on. Oprah put a little bob wig on Gayle's vagina and went at it! Poor thing hasn't been the same since.
I'm surprised Anna just didn't pounce on Oprah and devour her soul in one bite. Oprah could've lost at least 100lbs in seconds.
Anna also continued to offend in a LOLway by saying Minnesota is the land of fatty fatty bo batties who look like little houses, "I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses. There's such an epidemic of obesity in the United States, and for some reason, everybody focuses on anorexia. We need to spend money time and education on teaching people to eat, exercise and take care of themselves in a healthier way. It has gotten people provoked, which is really the point."
Um. Anna, please don't eat my soul, but somebody needs to teach you to eat REAL FOOD period! And I've never been to Minnesota, but it sounds pretty fucking charming. I mean, cute little houses walking around? That's cute! Too bad one of those houses didn't fall on the Wicked Witch of Vogue.
Wake me when Anna takes her comedy act on the road! Bitch knows how to bring the laughs.
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I hate Anna Wintour. who is she to define what is acceptably "beautiful." she's a fucking ugly dog. woof!
whats the point of losing weight when you can do the photo shop diet?
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:47pm.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:00am.
I was a premie formula baby and have never been overweight (even though I eat just as bad as MK and don't excercise) and never, ever get sick (I got sick once in 7th grade, but it was my own doing because I wanted time off from school). My twin is also the same. I don't see what's wrong with formula.
I hate this cnt. Why hasn't karma bitten her on her no ass yet?
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Once upon a time it wasn't really cool to poke fun off fat people. People still did it of course but alot of people found it offensive. Now it seems like society has regressed, back to a time when beating up on overweight people was the height of hilarity. If you were fat then you were THE brunt of ALL and ANY jokes. I struggle with my weight and I don't take kindly to people putting me (or anyone else) down. People go on about don't eat so much, exercise etc. Well tell me something I don't fucking know! DUH! For me ( and many others) eating is tied in with depression, it's a way of self medicating. It isn't healthy but neither are drugs, alcoholism, etc. People see the weight but they don't see the underlying (underlining?) problems.
I hate Anna Wintour with a passion. She is evil and nasty and her heart is made of stone. Go fuck yourself, you hateful, old hag!
Some people's bodies must eat more to maintain it's level of balance, I'm not making this up, I learned it in psyhcology(I'm not good at spelling). Also we now know Oprah has a under active Thyroid. But some people are meant to carry more weight, we don't actually eat more, or eat junk food, we don't sit and watch tv all damn day like some people think. Even at my skinniest I was "over weight". I ran 5 miles a day, ate three small meals and maybe a snack of fruit. Americans eat a shit load of foods comprised mostly of chemicals and preservatives, they are what make us over weight as a country. No one eats fruit and veggies on a daily basis. However Anna should keep her fucking mouth shut. She wouldn't know health if it ripped her sunken face off raped her and killed her family members. Looking in a mirror screaming fat while slicing crackers into sections to eat is not healthy. Hope she dies soon from lack of food.
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Submitted by berlinblonde on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:07pm.
... Besides, neurosis is probably what keeps Ana so svelte.
That and bulimia...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Old, old episode of Saturday Night Live; Ana Gasteyer plays Helen Gurley Brown and says "I just had a scallop and a packet of Equal for lunch and it was DECADENT!" Hilarous ~ totally reminds me of Wintour. She probably has a valid point, but Oprah will never be skinny. If it was easy for her to eat sensibly and lose weight, wouldn't she have already done it? Along with half of America?? Besides, neurosis is probably what keeps Ana so svelte.
BTW, LOVE the look in O's face in that pic...
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i watched the 60 Minutes segment.
my how editors can sculpt an image. why would Her Cuntness stoop to do a network tv spot?
she is worried about her old sagging ass losing its job. shoo, shoo little fly
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:00am.
One more thing: I can't prove it, but I think infant formula sets children up for obesity later in life.
Flame away.
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I don't know what you are basing it on, but just to let you know, I have three kids and didn't breast feed any of them. People said they would be fat and be sick all of the time. Nope. They are thin and healthy, are rarely sick, and not one of them has ever had even one ear infection. That's almost a miracle considering that they are now 15, 12, and 3. All three formula fed.
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I dont really get the anti-formula brigade or when it all started. When did it become tantamount to child abuse to formula feed your baby? Seriously, I plan to breastfeed mine, but shit not everybody's titties work. Some women physically cannot breastfeed and some have to work and cant do it. Whats the other alternative -- starving babies??
"One more thing: I can't prove it, but I think infant formula sets children up for obesity later in life."
Why is that?
Funny I am one of many in my family that was formula fed and not one of us are overweight. Maybe its because we were taught that food is fuel and not entertainment. And we were also taught to be athletic in some way and move our asses every day because that is what humans do. Not sit around on your ass like a rotting corpse, stuffing yourself with junk until you are big, fat, stinky and can barely move.
The portions are SO much smaller in Europe that I really think my body has acclimated to that as well.
When I come back to visit the States, I cannot even eat everything usually. And I am one greedy muthafucka!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:00am.
One more thing: I can't prove it, but I think infant formula sets children up for obesity later in life.
Flame away.
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I don't know what you are basing it on, but just to let you know, I have three kids and didn't breast feed any of them. People said they would be fat and be sick all of the time. Nope. They are thin and healthy, are rarely sick, and not one of them has ever had even one ear infection. That's almost a miracle considering that they are now 15, 12, and 3. All three formula fed.
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Ok, I agree that Americans have a tendency to over indulge and blame it on other things. But when I see someone really really heavy, I can't help but think "That must be really uncomfortable, God Bless them."
I mean, alcoholics and drug addicts can technically stop drinking or using. But we all HAVE to eat. So, imagine telling an alcoholic "You have to drink but only one drink instead of five. Three times a day." Food is a drug for a lot of people.
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Sorry but that woman on the Vogue cover doesn't even look like Oprah...even if she lost some weight, they photoshopped her to hell and back and made her look like Bianca Jagger. The head is HUGE and doesn't even match the body in size and position. And Anna Wintour has guns? Who knew...I usually see her so covered from head to toe that I thought she was hiding something. But again this pic is from 10 years ago, isn't it?
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Kobelover- don't get offended. She's probably never even been west of Philadelphia.
I live in Minnesota, and I take offense to Anna's comment. People here look the same as they do everywhere else, a diverse group of people. Anna doesn't know what she's talking about.
O yeah. That big dried out head looks way better than a girl with a little meat on her bones.
Yes,yes I know Oprah's fat - I just mean it looks way over done.
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Submitted by Basement Baby on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:18pm.
Why is everyone hating on each other's fat? It's none of your damn business! If I spent every day brooding in the basement, living in anger about what a fucking lard my sister is my life would be a living hell!
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Why is everyone hating on each other's fat? It's none of your damn business! If I spent every day brooding in the basement, living in anger about what a fucking lard my sister is my life would be a living hell!
You know, I agree that the country is too fat but I still think we have to be careful about stigmatizing the poor for bad eating habits. Yes, it is possible to eat healthy if you're poor but obesity, like poverty, is cyclical and people have limited knowledge. Example: I live on a council estate in central London (translation -- projects) but my husband and I own our property and we live here by choice not necessity. We have our food delivered from Waitrose, which is a high end shop and we eat mostly fresh, organic food. Its hella expensive. My grocery bill is eye watering but at the end of the day we can afford it. And the two babies I'm carrying will breastfeed and then eat pureed organic veggies and fruit. Thats a middle class option that I can choose because I can afford to stay home with my kids for the first year of their lives to devote the time and energy to their nutrition. My neighbor gets her delivery from ICELAND. Almost all of their food is processed frozen crap full of preservatives and shit that I could not possibly consume, but thats all they can afford. They live in public housing on income support.
Guess what -- if you have five bucks and four kids to feed, you're going to stretch that five bucks as far as possible: hotdogs, mac and cheese and white bread come to mind. People make these choices not because they're trying to kill their kids but because they're trying to feed them. And they have always made those choices. I think the difference today though is that the kids are less active and are stuck inside watching tv all day and playing video games rather than playing outside and running around the way that we did.
Submitted by Katt on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:32am.
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ITA. I have to make an effort to cook properly and work a job because I have to plan ahead and know what I can cook quickly and conveniently in a very short time. When I slack, weight comes on because even non-fast food restaurants add a lot of butter & salt which is fine when eaten in moderation. In general, I found it was my laziness that put weight on me.
Donatella Versace's daughter Allegra needs to move to MN.
Yeah, sorry, but all the Minnesotans here need to get off it or get their eyes checked. I'm originally from Nebraska, and having a lot of family in Minnesota I have spent a lot of time there. There are TONS of fat people in Minnesota! Seemingly more than in Nebraska, which is pretty damn fatty by itself. Just because you see young people in Minneapolis who like to jog and hike and be outdoorsy and some magazine gave the city some dumb ranking doesn't mean your state isn't obese.
And, for what it's worth, yeah, there ARE a lot of fat people here in New York City, it's just not every other person like in the Midwest. (Never understood the whole "NY has the most beautiful people in the world" shit either, 'cause there are also tons of fuglies. NYC ain't as great as people make it out to be either.)
Eh. Who cares Anna! Minnesota has the NICEST people I have ever met. I am loathe to generalize but honestly I have never met anyone from MN I have not really liked. Very nice people there! Fat or not. Maybe they are nice b/c they are not starving!
Anyway I always feel weird seeing Anna smile. And without her shades. And wearing shit that is shiny like this godawful dress. No, anna, no! Happy does not suit you.
"Minnesota is the land of fatty fatty bo batties who look like little houses,"
...her grasp of the english language is amazing considering she only cackles.
Yeah, I know its just unfortunate that such a sweeping statement was made when just last night my husband and I were discussing how MN has made us healthier people. The quality of food and life are great and since I have no appetite for hot dish or state fair food, the weight has come off very easily. Case in point I had hip surgery in December and am in law school which = super sedentary. I still have lost weight through eating right. In fact, I would say there is more pressure to be thin here.
In the end, she could have made her point without incorrectly singling out anyone.
But then again, if there was a majorly successful blockbuster book and film about what a cold hard cunt I was, I would be cranky too.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:07am.
She wasn't talking about Minneapolis. She was talking about the state.
It's rare to see many fat people in NYC but once you get outside the city, you see fat people galore.
Neither NYC or Minneapolis represent their entire, respective state as a whole.
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Submitted by Murph on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:14am.
Excellent question.
Might I also ask, WTF was Anna Wintour DOING in MN?
Submitted by Murph on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:59am.
I moved to MN from TX a few years ago...I have lost 40 lbs. since moving here. Minneapolis is consistently ranked one of the healthiest cities in America. Her comments just show how fucked up her reality is because if you went to just about any other state, I guarantee, fatties galore.
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She wasn't talking about Minneapolis. She was talking about the state.
It's rare to see many fat people in NYC but once you get outside the city, you see fat people galore.
Neither NYC or Minneapolis represent their entire, respective state as a whole.
I moved to MN from TX a few years ago...I have lost 40 lbs. since moving here. Minneapolis is consistently ranked one of the healthiest cities in America. Her comments just show how fucked up her reality is because if you went to just about any other state, I guarantee, fatties galore.
Bitch is just cranky because she hasn't had a donut in over 70 years.
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:55am.
This is absolutely true....a few months back I went to Sea World after not going there for years and my brother and I looked at each other like whats up with all these fatties!?!
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That is how I felt at a recent trip to Disneyland. Seriously, I was shocked at how obese everyone was, and there were moments when I felt claustrophobic in that sea of blubber. I'm a mother as well, but come on, you can't get that way unless you really eat nothing but junk. Funny thing was, I noticed numerous couples where the wife was a bowling ball and the husband was a stick thin.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:28am.
I dont know the accuracy of this reverse discrimination you speak of, I think people just need to walk a bit in someone else's shoes to be sure of that...Fat kids are mercilessly teased, fat teens dont stand a chance, as adults I tend to wonder if the fat person would get hired over the regular sized person...It depends on personal experience. I think you may just be randomly surrounded by horrible, rude & ignorant people saying you have a health issue at 130lbs.
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I tend to agree with you. Fat discrimination is the last "acceptable" form of discrimination left. Wintour herself reportedly said she did not like fat people. This came from Andre Leon Talley who is fat and is a friend and employee of hers.
If she had used said other group (black, gay, Jewish, etc.) there would have been tons of outrage.
I think that is because most people view being fat as something one does have a measure of control over.
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:09am.
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True dat. If I'm pinching pennies at the store, you can bet I have chicken, veggies, bread, eggs, cheese and whole grain pasta in my cart. The occassional box of mac and cheese, maybe some frozen breaded chicken patties here and there. But cheap eats to me are ingredients and the will to use them to make something at home.
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Anna Wintour may be a scary bitch, but she DOES have a point. The media is obsessed with anorexia when the truth is, obesity is FAR more common and kills more people each year than all the eating disorders put together.
With that said, I think a lot of people are overweight due to ignorance and the fact our food supply is full of high fructose corn syrup and other crap. There does need to be more education about eating well.
Submitted by Pootie on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:16am.
There is a serious problem with reverse discrimination in this country. I never make fun of overweigh people but I have had many, many obese people make comments to me about being anorexic...I am at a very healthy weight of 130 lbs and they say that is anorexic? That is so sad and so wrong. And when did it become okay to say to someone who you barely know that they have a serious disease, just to make you feel better about your own fat ass....I am SICK of it!!!!
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I dont know the accuracy of this reverse discrimination you speak of, I think people just need to walk a bit in someone else's shoes to be sure of that...Fat kids are mercilessly teased, fat teens dont stand a chance, as adults I tend to wonder if the fat person would get hired over the regular sized person...It depends on personal experience. I think you may just be randomly surrounded by horrible, rude & ignorant people saying you have a health issue at 130lbs.
Growing up, my friends would not even come over to my house after school because my parents rarely cooked fried foods (which is like sin #1 in a black home!).
But now when I see old classmates, they look at least ten years older than me and are really overweight.
I have to make a concerted effort to eat unhealthy becaues it wasn't ingrained in me to do so, for which I thank my parents.
But every now and then, I would like some Popeye's!
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The sad thing is that Oprah fell for AW's advice instead of telling AW to go eff herself. Even Oprah, with all her brains, power and money, is susceptible to the "gentle suggestion" of a vain, narcissistic, hungry nut job like AW.
Anna Wintour is a huge bitch, but she's right about us being a nation of fatties, mostly by our own choosing. Yes, some people have genetic dispositions to being overweight, etc. but most just have zero self control and no desire to exercise and eat better. We live in a culture of instant gratification. It's not hard to make your meals at home when you can, using healthy groceries. It's not hard to walk/bike to the 2 blocks to the store and back instead of driving. But people don't bc it's too INCONVINIENT and it takes awhile to see the payoff.
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I also wanted to mention that having money and a personal trainer means almost NOTHING when it comes to getting down to losing weight. A personal trainer shows you a workout or worksout with you. They do not control if you come back to the gym every day even if you have access to the trainer every day. And you are still the one doing the workout. I have a trainer that I can go to almost any time and I do not because I just don't want to. Having money does NOT make it easier to be thin!!! When you have money you have the opportunity to go out to more and more fantastic restaurants and be constantly tempted by amazing foods and desserts. You have to want to be healthy!!! It is not about money. People just decide which path they are going to take and then take it. It is all about the little every day decisions we all make. Regardless of social class.
I live in Minneapolis, where there is a "greenway" for bicyclists, bike lanes, miles of running trails around the lakes, lots of public transportation, and many walkable neighborhoods, plus farmers' markets, co-ops, and lots of small non-chain restaurants. I don't see many heavy people here. But my sis lives in an outer suburb, where there aren't even sidewalks--only highways connecting one Target stripmall to the next (with a break for Rosedale, the "real" mall and its attached California pizza Kitchen and Macaroni Grill, etc.)--and almost everyone there is overweight, including the kids.
seriously to AW everyone is fat. while MN is not exactly a thin state, we do have 6 mos. of winter and the high heeled AW types wouldn't survive in 20 below hauling wood and shoveling snow. as to answer PP about what to do in MN there's Valleyfair, MN Zoo, Guthrie Theatre, cool hotels, up north lake resorts, activities every weekend in the Twin Cities, antique shopping in Stillwater, local winery tours and great eating.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:10am.
I agree.
I live in Bosotn, I'm not fat by any means I could loose a couple of pounds, but living here makes me feel obese, Bostonians ar every healt-consious.( for the most part)
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I live about hour or so from Boston...we were bringing someone to the airport & hanging out beforehand, so we walked around Newbury St & the mall at the Prudential...I am not fat either & fairly health conscious & I even felt mega self conscious. There were lots of tiny, thin Asian women that I towered over & lots of model like looking young girls. Tons of people shopping too. So they are not only thin, but rich too! Not fair.
i also grew up poor and had food stamps ect.. but we ate healthy, i didn't even know what candy or white bread was until i went to school. thanks mama! :P
i try to cook a healthy meal most nites for myself and my man, but sometimes i am lazy and we eat shit. but we are both adults and exercise and are aware of our decisions. when i have kids i will make every effort to feed them healthy nutritious food and keep junk food out of it. and make their energetic asses run around the block a few times.
it is the parents fault when kids are fat. period.
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She right. We do have an epidemic with our youth being overweight.
It's ignorant of her to lump a whole state into her quote when she was probably only in 1 or 2 cities...did she visit the whole state? If not she needs to STFU.