Tuesday, May 19th 2009
Kate Gosselin's Style Influence Spreads To America's Youth
Somewhere in the world, Kate Gosselin is printing this picture out and sticking it in her scrapbook labeled "I TOLD YOU SO."
Yesterday on Oprah, an adorable 10-year-old little girl named Jordan showed off her version of Kate Gosselin's signature electrocuted wombat 'do. Luckily, Jordan's hairstyle isn't as possumlicious as Kate's. I don't feel like I'm going to see Jordan's hair hanging from a tree or scrounging through my garbage cans anytime soon, so there's still hope! She hasn't completely crossed over to the Gosselin side just yet!
And here's Kate running errands yesterday afternoon with her Pound Puppy hair and one of her daughters.
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Why would you allow your kid to get that hideous shit? The only celebrity cut my mum ever let me get was the Aniston and that was the shit back in '96.
Please, all the rebellious whores in high school had that haircut. The ones who smoked cigarettes and thought they were so rebellious.
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Submitted by Princess CrabALot on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:01pm.
Only in the midwest -
Last time I checked, Pennsylvania was on the east coast. People are tacky every-fucking-where.
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I saw this kid last night on the preview for Oprah. I should have known MK would be all over it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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No surprise she is carrying a Brighton bag - she is the picture perfect example of the women that spend all of their money on this stuff (although I am sure she didn't buy it).
BTW - what is the fascination with all this Brighton/Silpada crap? It all looks so cheap to me. And I know firsthand - I work with a gaggle of women that are obsessed with this crap...
Alexis is the only good looking child in that whole bunch. Nice to see the nanny does their hair... when they didnt have the nanny, their hair always looked like shit.
I love little girls in french braids.
Kate's a dumb cunt.
Alexis is my favorite kid on the show becaus she makes Kate's life is miserable.
I felt terrible when Kate began to make Alexis live in the basement.
And why the hell is Kate wearing a leather jacket with a SUMMER blouse and khaki skirt?!
Are you sure that's an 8-year-old and not one of the Roloffs?
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:01pm.
There she goes, wearing that same color pink with that red jacket.
Haha that was guna be my exact comment but you beat me to it!
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Submitted by IrishFury: "I'm a bad bad person for saying this but that kid on Oprah (she has been on before) is a tad too precocious for me. The whole "hand over the mouth" thing when that Swift one came out was annoying. I get that she (and her stage parents) are hoping to make her the next Dakota Fanning type but I really dislike 10 year old who try to mimic adults and get a bit too smart around the mouth. "
Oh my god, me too. Although I thought she had spina bifida or some disease like Gary Coleman, so I was trying not to hate her. So... she's a regular kid? It's okay to want to slap her, then. Stupid smartypants kid.
WTF is this post? Did someone put something in MK's drink?
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"Only in the midwest - if it's cool enought to PUT ON YOUR LEATHER JACKET, SKIP THE PEEP TOE'S."
I'm in the Midwest and resent this.
Okay, you're right, this stupid peep-toes, leather jacket combo can be found in many malls of middle America, but I'm sure it's not the only place.
Honest to God, don't wanna defend this Kate woman, and would be down to criticizing her 'style', but leave the poor Midwesterns out of it. Not everyone dresses like an idiot here.
Alexis!! She's my favorite. "him's just a yittle guy..."
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Submitted by shandiRW on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:51pm.
this 8itch has a permaemt scowl! hope shes settig moey ack for all the therapy those kids are goa eed! sorry, some of my keys stopped workig!
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Aww that's Alexis. Step your sextuplet game up Michael K!
Oh and @ conjunction function - nice racism you wouldn't think it's 2009 and the U.S. has a half black president. People who are racist are stupid.
Only in the midwest - if it's cool enought to PUT ON YOUR LEATHER JACKET, SKIP THE PEEP TOE'S.
She is so Suburban-Gymboree Mom-the overly highlighted hair, the fake tan, the Brighton bag... I could go on and on......
I'm a bad bad person for saying this but that kid on Oprah (she has been on before) is a tad too precocious for me. The whole "hand over the mouth" thing when that Swift one came out was annoying. I get that she (and her stage parents) are hoping to make her the next Dakota Fanning type but I really dislike 10 year old who try to mimic adults and get a bit too smart around the mouth.
Not that she is a smart mouth - she just annoys me. My kids are kids, they don't need to try to be clever and witty (yet somehow "out of the mouths of babes" poignant) to be cute. They just are.
True story time now...
I was mortified to find out my grandma likes this woman. It really crushed me to learn that, 'cause I don't really like this baby popper, even if I never saw that show of hers.
this 8itch has a permaemt scowl! hope shes settig moey ack for all the therapy those kids are goa eed! sorry, some of my keys stopped workig!
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Everytime I see this little girl on Oprah, all I htink of is Kate Goselin!! Why would this little girls mother let her dress like a middle aged woman with that hair cut and dangling earrings?? this girl is just asking to be ridiculed.
The only person who could look hot in this type of hairstyle is The Hotness known as Bill Kaulitz. He rocked it when he was 14-15: http://i39.tinypic.com/2moa0iw.jpg --- http://i41.tinypic.com/kef59k.jpg
That style was worn by Keisha Cole, Regina (Steve Harvey Show) and every other hood rat in the world. Just watch the "For the Love of Ray-Jay" and "Flavor of Love" reruns.
Kid looks like it jump out of the movie "Flight of the Navigator." the 80s are coming back in the worst way.
Deaf people should wear earmuffs to let the rest of know they are handi-capable.
I must admit, during part of the 80s, I had Belinda Carlisle style short, spiky, gelled-out hair. I thought I was the living fucking end.
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"Electricuted wombat 'do" hits he nail on the head even better than "special needs skunk," if that is even possible.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:02pm.
Kate Gosselin's "style" is nothing more than over-bleached, over-streaked verson of Sarah Palin's "style"!
Both women are totally delusional cunts.
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You've nailed it - the style is in fact 'delusional cunt' style.
And she SO has a scrapbook entitled 'I told you so'! that brought forth a loud HAH from me!
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That was the Oprah show where Taylor Swift was a guest. Adorable.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:02pm.
that's Alexis, love that little chicken!
alexis is my favorite too! that kid cracks me the fuck up! him a babyyyyyyyyy!
but i assumed the kid in the pic was kate's obvious favorite, hannah.
I took my niece to pre school and 3 out of 18 the bitter Midwest soccer moos had that hair cut. The bad bleach job, the whole nine years.
I gawked too. Couldn't help it.
Reminds me of a road kill European Badger. All you need is the smell of entrails to complete the look.
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It should be a crime to give a child toilet brush hair.
What do you think is in that box? I think it's possum hair and female pheromones to keep the papps interested in her dumb ass.
I'm convinced she's a little person. No 10 year old talks the way she did.
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I've seen that kids before. Was that a re-run? I'd swear the woman copied that kid, not the other way around!
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those she's wearing are grandma shoes. come on!? she's not that old! can't the woman have a better taste?! yuck!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:15pm.
That child looks like a little old lady with that hairstyle. I've never seen a haircut "craze" less flattering than this one.
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Hast thou forgotten the Caesar do? That ONLY looked good on George Clooney (and I don't often find him good looking).
And the 80's?
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Hahaha. Very good point. Bad hair has always been en vogue. This cut, however, defies all reason.
I think I have a mini-stroke every time I see this woman and her minions with that butchered 'do.
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freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:18pm.
LOL! Flock of Sams I Ams.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
And the 80's?
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Yep - the entire decade. We all looked stupid together, though.
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ITA. And we had SO much fun!
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The music alone was worth it!!
Even when this hair "style" was in, I always hated it. HATE HATE HATE. It doesn't look good on anyone! Top it off with a dye job like that and its just utter grossness! Sometimes I wonder how people can look in the mirror and say "Yep, that looks good! I'm HOT!"
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
And the 80's?
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Yep - the entire decade. We all looked stupid together, though.
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ITA. And we had SO much fun!
Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:16pm.
kate, carrie prejean & sarah palin should do lunch.
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Off topic: I avoided that whole Prejean crap but I just saw a snippet on The Daily Show and I'm sorry, but she is not that pretty. Horse face. Not pretty. And though I detest Sarah Palin, she did have some rockin hair. Done by stylists that totally copied The Megan Mullaly on Will & Grace.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:14pm.
I can't believe anyone would call those kids fug but I guess it's all a matter of opinion.
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I agree. I think they are cute, too.
I'm curious who is french braiding the girl's hair? I can't believe Kate does anything with them that would require more then 32 seconds.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
And the 80's?
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Yep - the entire decade. We all looked stupid together, though.
Must be nice to have 8 freakin kids & be able to take just ONE of them out for errands...She seems to have it pretty good overall...She got everything she wanted... why is she such a cunt? Then again, maybe she got everything she THOUGHT she wanted.
That hairstyle just screams "burgeoning Home Depot lesbian"
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
How is this NOT Flock of Seagulls meets Fantastic Sams?
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LOL! Flock of Sams I Ams.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:15pm.
That child looks like a little old lady with that hairstyle. I've never seen a haircut "craze" less flattering than this one.
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Hast thou forgotten the Caesar do? That ONLY looked good on George Clooney (and I don't often find him good looking).
And the 80's?
Calling any child "fug" is kinda harsh..
How is this NOT Flock of Seagulls meets Fantastic Sams?
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
kate, carrie prejean & sarah palin should do lunch.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:15pm.
I can't believe anyone would allow tier child to have this hair-do!
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My mom wouldn't have even let me wear dangly earrings at that age. Probably not even for Oprah. Especially not for Oprah.