Wednesday, May 20th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 19th!
The Bachelorette isn't the same in HI-Def. - RecessVillain
Runners-up:
Jon & Kate plus pri-m8 - Uncle Ashtray
Twenty years later, the sea monkeys she ordered out of that comic book finally arrived. - jazzfish_77
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Good one, Uncle!! :D
All hilarious! Nice job!
Good ones, good ones :D
Sea monkeys was my favorite.
Congrats all - JAZZ - seamonkeys! Luffs it!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Recess Villain - great job!! Congrats!!
Congrats to Uncle Ashtray (love the name, lol) and my buddy, jazzy - not only LOL, but you brough back memories LOL *tears up*
JABIFFXOXO
All 3 are great. Congratulations!
Hilarious...as always....congrats winners...funny stuff as usual!
This looks like Paris Hilton. It reminded me of the movie Jurassic Park when the cute lil' dinosaurs come out and then they all attack. If only.....
Congrats to all you witty effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
My 3 favorite captions WON!
Congrats to Recess! You funny Villain! UA, EXCELLENT! Jazz, what can I say!
You all rock and made me laugh!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Thanks everyho! UA that caption had me in stitches. Jazz love the sea monkey reference.
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:40am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:37am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:33am.
A Whos who of Dl postercelebs win!
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Doncha mean a "A Whores who of Dl postercelebs wins"?
Don't be so ridiculous you saucy monkey :o)
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I think it's supposed to be "a whore's hole of DL postercelebs."
Congratulations, RecessVillian!!
Way to go, Uncle Ashtray!! Funny stuff!
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ElB, no team of loons, just a twisted childhood with overexposure to 1970s American pop culture. I think normal is a combination of The Brady Bunch and HR PufnStuf.
CONGRATULATIONS UNCLE ASHTRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
nice job, assholes!!!! LOL
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Fucka doodle-do.
YAY UNCLE ASHTRAY!!
-congrats to all~
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:37am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:33am.
A Whos who of Dl postercelebs win!
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Doncha mean a "A Whores who of Dl postercelebs wins"?
Don't be so ridiculous you saucy monkey :o)
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FIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTT 4EVA !!!!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:33am.
A Whos who of Dl postercelebs win!
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Doncha mean a "A Whores who of Dl postercelebs wins"?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Hahahaha! Congrats, Recess V!! WTG, ♥UA, funnay!! Jazzy, whether you win or not, you always make me laugh!! Keep it up! *MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Yay to all three of you funnay foolios! ♥
Congrats RecessVillain, Uncal A., & ♥♥jazzy! Keep on keeping on with da funnah schtuff.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
A Whos who of Dl postercelebs win! Congrats to all of you fools..SeaMonkeys Hahahahah damn Jazz you got a team of loons writing your caps? :o)
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FIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTT 4EVA !!!!!
Congratulations Winners!!!!
Thanks for the good laugh to start my day!
Agreed. It's a good one. I was laughing so hard my cats were giving me the side-eye.
Awesomeness, winners! Well done.
RV, that is the best caption ever in the history of the D.
jazz, you always deliver. Always. So wish I could rub your belly and get some of that wit.
UA, keep grooving!
xo
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Keira Knightley is only one to return
to the set of the fourth installment:
Primates of the Caribbean: The Search for the Missing Nanner
Congrats RV - brilliant, as always!!
Congrats also to UA and jazzfish!
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Casting call for "The Simple Life 2: What Haven't I Done?"
Willem Dafoe is first in line to play Spank the Monkey with Paris.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Why won't the paparazzi leave Jordan/Katie Price alone?!!
Crab eating macaques eating out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab-eating_Macaque
get ur own cheetos.
why o why did i come back to kentwood?
F Troop - the ass monkey division.
Wonky meets monkey.
Since monkeys innately seek out pieces of shit to throw, it's natural they gravitate toward Paris.
Octo-mom changes her mind about doing the Angelina look and goes for a Paris makeover. Her children still act like wild animals however.
like all dogs, paris should know by now not to go into the wild when in heat
Paris teaches the ancient way of the skank to Asslee and Nicole's many band-aid babies.
Chimp 1: "Paris Hilton is so dirty.."
Chimp 2: "How dirty?"
Chimp 1: "The Piranhas havent got past the crabs yet"
Paris forgot one the rules for her crotch gremlins...
1. Dont feed them panty pudding after midnight
2. Never, ever get them wet.
One monkey don't stop no show. On the other hand, 15 do.
The monkeys couldn't believe their luck when they noticed the piranha swimming straight for Paris' legs.
"You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn your self around. That's what it's all about."
Gaga goes after a new demographic.
Britney ponders what to do with her third wish, after the first two come true: #1 - two cheese dogs, and #2 - that all my fans continue to like me.
paris FINALLY gets the attention she deserves.
You wouldn't like Wonky's STDs when they're ANGRY.
At least Tara Reid was able to WOW the producers at Cannes!
Poor Scarlett Jo tries to appease all the rabid GOOP foolowers (typo, but it's staying).
When crotch critters attack!