The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.....
ICK. NAST. TMZ says that Bravo is currently casting pieces of trash for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously, if we wanted to watch a bunch of desperate old hags with Tupperware tittays we'd just watch an episode of Dr. 90210. Or an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
I prayed to the reality gods (I really did) that the next version of Real Housewives would take place in Boca! Or El Paso! Or Dallas! Or Branson! Or Oakland! Or anywhere but Beverly Hills! Seriously, I don't understand why Bravo hasn't tapped into the glamorous trash in Texas? It's everywhere you look (that's a compliment) down there. In Texas, you can't walk five steps without tripping over a pristine flower covered in rhinestones and hairspray. Who cares about Beverly Hills!
However.....if Bravo insists, I have a few casting suggestions. My Tivo will cut the fat and make room for this shit if the cast is: PHOEBE PRICE (international supermodel), SHAUNA SAND (lucite icon), ANGELYNE (ageless legend), QUEEN OF THE SCENE (beautiful crimefighter) and Norwood Young (glamorous unicorn).
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bravo should spice things up and go for the real housewives of MIAMI. abuelitas galore!
Dear God, yes! There needs to be a Real Housewives of Dallas. Or Plano! Hell, Frisco would be greatness!!!! So many women covered in sweatpants with rhinestones and wearing clothes way too young, tight and small for them. Would definitely give Atlanta a run for it's superficial, trashy, catty, two-faced, bitchy money. What's funny; they WANT to do the show, completely unaware of how ridiculous they look.
NYC wives ae soooo good, but the JE SEY wives _ock!!!(1 step up f om AtlantaLOL)
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No NO NOOOOOOOO they have OC!!! I want KCityMO!!! no fai_!!!!
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How about Real Housewives of Jasper, Alabama...the home of International Supermodel Phoebe Price?
I resent that. I'm from Texas and the only thing Texas women care about is big hair. I don't know about rhinestones (it's a bit tacky) Although I'm not sure about the hair anymore. My aunt's a socialite and she'd never be caught dead, looking like any of the trash on Housewives. She's not down with the guache.
Who watches shit shows like this?
"In Texas, you can't walk five steps without tripping over a pristine flower covered in rhinestones and hairspray. Who cares about Beverly Hills!"
LMAO! It's so true! The only large city down here with semi-real people is Austin, and Austin is starting to be watered down and drowned out by all the douches coming in from California.
But Dallas would be awesome. All the fakeness you can handle, and they're mostly old money too, so they're extra pretencious.
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BEVERLY HILLS !?! BOOOOOOO!
With ya' on that MK.How do you pass up DALLAS !?!
Ft.Lauderdale would be juicy too.
Oh God. I can see the kinda, sorta, almost famous middle aged hags or wives of kinda, sorta, almost famous has-beens desperately grasping for 15 more minutes of fame.
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And I'll probably watch a couple of episodes to verify how right I am!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I LOVE the Jersey housewives. They are WAY better than the NYC ones. I can't wait until the next episode.
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Phoebe Price would be perfect, plus she'll get a real Job, since the title "International Supermodel" "Hot Bitch of the Millenium" and red carpet apperances at Cannes doesn't pay the bills.....Shauna Sand would be perfect too, She's a Sugar Mommy with no job, living a Glam life. Adorable!
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and besides dont we have enough hollywood/beverly hills crap on tv already?? i mean the stupid kardashians/ the hills?? i mean how much different will beverly hills housewives be?? please bravo dont do it.
Ok so this is my first time ever posting on here, but I want to start off by saying I love reading all the comments. You guys are hilarious.
Also, I was telling my husband just the other day that they need to do a Real Housewives series in Dallas. I see so many lovely candidates for the show on a daily basis. MK is dead on with the "glamourous trash" description.
omg i totally agree we already have enough beverly hills shit already! its done , overly done! its overkill. enough with the fake rich bitches. i say they do oakland! hahah!! oaktown baby! show them b!tches how its done in the bay!
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:52pm.
.....admitting to anything more gives people the opportunity to prejudge, when knowing about roxbury should happen organically...
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I was thinking they were gonna go for Dallas too and bring back Sue Ellen in the process
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Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
I wish Comedy Central would do a ghetto housewives show...now that I would look forward to.
BRAVO beat them to it. "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:54pm.
Deb: OMG you are killing me with that "Mac card"
"MEM-ries, like the corners of my MYYYYYYD..."
Shoulda known you usetah "Tap MAC".
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I was always wondering why they don't make a parody of those stupid annoying ugly and rich as hell whiny ass byatches...and set in South central, or something that would actually be entertaining. The "housewives" would be dealing crack and gang banging, getting weaves, and shopping at the local swapmeet. Now that would be some entertaining shit! I could barely stomach those pretentious bitches of New York, but yet, like the true T.V. addict that I am, could not stop watching, hating those heinas more and more...and now to down grade it those COMPLETELY NASTY New Joisy excuses for class...OMG they are 100 times more obnoxious and unbearable than those fake ass New Yorkers (I missed the O.C. and Hotlanta shows)...but those JOisy bitches are too much..stuck in the 80-90's...for realz. I wish Comedy Central would do a ghetto housewives show...now that I would look forward to...
Deb: OMG you are killing me with that "Mac card"
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:29pm.
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the accents would be hard to take...hell, i live here and i can barely handle the accent...it would be a delicious sight to behold...double parking and dropping the "r's"...the whole world should know about how roxbury rolls...i say the real housewives of roxbury should be pitched to the producers immediately....
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But if we do that, we have to admit having knowledge of the place!
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hmmmm, that does present a problem...i like to give the basics...whenever i'm asked where i'm from, i always say "boston"...admitting to anything more gives people the opportunity to prejudge, when knowing about roxbury should happen organically...
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Michael!! Your suggested line-up is GOLD. And how'd you know about Oakland? Either way, this post is chalked full of amazing suggestions. Bravo needs to recognize!
Isn't "ThevReal Housewives of Beverly Hills" and oxymoron?
You guys are cracking me up. "The Real Housewives" concept has so many possibilities!
How 'bout "The Real Housewives of South Philly"?
Lotsa make-up. The wives trundling up the rowhouse steps in stilettos, cigarette in hand.
I keed South Philly. I grew to love it for all its in-your-face reality.
My first hub and loved a little joint called the Triangle. Great, cheap Italian food and chilled chianti, (believe me, it's better cold!),served by bouffanted grandmas who called you hon and gave you shit.
I remember once after a Phillies game, I ordered a bunch of appetizers like sharp provolone and roasted peppers, steamers, calamari, and the waitress says loud as hell, "I hope your brought your MAC card, hon!" You gotta love a bitch like that.
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"Oakland" - LOL. Countess Luann sporting a custom-made bedazzled Raider's micromini lycra dress paired with matching gold & diamonique grill. You know how we do up here in NoCal!
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:29pm.
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the accents would be hard to take...hell, i live here and i can barely handle the accent...it would be a delicious sight to behold...double parking and dropping the "r's"...the whole world should know about how roxbury rolls...i say the real housewives of roxbury should be pitched to the producers immediately....
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But if we do that, we have to admit having knowledge of the place!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
They need to do The Real Hosewives of Maryland.. AND THE TYPO STAYS!!
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:05pm.
HAHAHA yeah they can show the Real Housewives of H.P. shopping down Pacific Blvd., GOLD!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:48pm.
The Real Housewives of Roxbury. If you live in Mass. then you know exactly what I mean. Now THAT would be a brawling good time show!
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sugaroo, if they bring that shit to roxbury, i might to buy some popcorn and watch the madness... all the while denying that is where i was born and raised...:)
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But wouldn't it be delicious? Half the country wouldn't even be able to understand them through their accents! God, the possibilities! Rolling pins and big hairs at fifty paces!
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the accents would be hard to take...hell, i live here and i can barely handle the accent...it would be a delicious sight to behold...double parking and dropping the "r's"...the whole world should know about how roxbury rolls...i say the real housewives of roxbury should be pitched to the producers immediately....
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:25pm.
Sadly, I think if they did make gestures that they were interested in Miss Phoebe, she'd be married by tomorrow. Don't the "housewives" have to be housewives?
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Then she'd sign her mom up and the whole thing would be about umbrella duty.
love nj almost as much as oc. bev hills sounds a little redundant tho. as for soap net - stop copying!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:22pm.
I like Bossy better anyway. The milk is free and udderly fabulous. *sorry*
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Booooooooooo! I mean moooooooooooo!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Sadly, I think if they did make gestures that they were interested in Miss Phoebe, she'd be married by tomorrow. Don't the "housewives" have to be housewives?
This one might be worth watching. If only for the Beverly Hills setting.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:12pm.
NO ONE can metaphorically stick a knife in your back more deftly than a genuine belle. And they'll smile while they do it.
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Totally! Then they convince everyone they were helping you and you were so ungrateful and now everybody hates you.
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After they convince people you are beneath them and should be in the barn playing Gin Rummy with the bovines. Lemme tellya, that Bossy can bet!
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I like Bossy better anyway. The milk is free and udderly fabulous. *sorry*
MY bf said if he had to pick one of them he would def pick Dina, great, now I have to be hating on that cunt, LMAO
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:12pm.
NO ONE can metaphorically stick a knife in your back more deftly than a genuine belle. And they'll smile while they do it.
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Totally! Then they convince everyone they were helping you and you were so ungrateful and now everybody hates you.
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After they convince people you are beneath them and should be in the barn playing Gin Rummy with the bovines. Lemme tellya, that Bossy can bet!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:12pm.
NO ONE can metaphorically stick a knife in your back more deftly than a genuine belle. And they'll smile while they do it.
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Totally! Then they convince everyone they were helping you and you were so ungrateful and now everybody hates you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:10pm.
those Nj housewives are dumb tacky bitches, which makes for great tv. It fucking PISSES ME OFF how much money they have!
"Let me tell you one thing about my family, we are as TIK as TIEVES!
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LMFAO, that one is a hoot...and YESSS PAPA SMURF, those kids will be milking that shit for the rest of their lives...I blame the moms for making them so needy though. Its sad actually. All that money wasted on such people. That other whore Teresa, goes shopping and buys 2 of everything in the house they are building, they really annoy me, when they act like that. And whats with those long jean shorts up to the knee, how fucking tacky, who wears that shit? All her kids had on LV and designer shit, uggg so fustrating. I guess sometimes being a dumb cunt and sucking cock really good can be financially beneficial. *shrugs* (I thought I sucked good too, and Im still working a reg. job)
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:12pm.
NO ONE can metaphorically stick a knife in your back more deftly than a genuine belle. And they'll smile while they do it.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:10pm.
I am curious about the Colombian drug cartel and the kidnapping. Can't wait for the table throwing too!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:48pm.
The Real Housewives of Roxbury. If you live in Mass. then you know exactly what I mean. Now THAT would be a brawling good time show!
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sugaroo, if they bring that shit to roxbury, i might to buy some popcorn and watch the madness... all the while denying that is where i was born and raised...:)
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But wouldn't it be delicious? Half the country wouldn't even be able to understand them through their accents! God, the possibilities! Rolling pins and big hairs at fifty paces!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:59pm.
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Oh yeah, those look like southern belles. Except the one with the huge fake boobs. Southern belles would never go above a D. You want attention, but to be able to pretend like you don't know why you're getting attention. Boobs that big will get you side eyed and back stabbed. And uninvited.
The Real Housewives of Colorado City. Watch as fashion forward polygamous wives raise their daughters/sons/nieces/nephews/sisters/uncles under the loving eye of Warren Jeffs.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:08pm.
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those Nj housewives are dumb tacky bitches, which makes for great tv. It fucking PISSES ME OFF how much money they have!
"Let me tell you one thing about my family, we are as TIK as TIEVES!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"