Tuesday, May 19th 2009
This Is Some Baretta Shit
Mickey Rourke had lunch with Jason Statham in Los Angeles yesterday and when he got back to his car, a fluffy white bird with a heaving rack and "sex me" eyes was waiting for him in the backseat. Why am I not surprised that Mickey had a damn cockatoo chilling in his car, just waiting for him to get back so it could jump on his shoulder? The fuck?! I mean, wasn't that bird dropping wet poos all over the place in the car? And it kind of looks like the bird also went poo poo times on Mickey's luscious locks. But Mickey doesn't mind! He loves all animal friends!
Mickey is truly a modern day Dr. Doolittle!
Mickey Rourke is one hot piece! I am not joking. I am in loooove with him. And I may be one of the few, but I think he's waaaay hotter today than he was 20 years ago!
Mickie may be a great talent but he is one big pig in his home life. He was evicted from his apartment because of not paying the rent and than he left it full of dog shit and many repairs. All though this happen many years ago he still has never changed. Hes on of those neighbors we have all had with 15 cats, 5 dogs Parrots and doesn't give a flying fuck about anybody but himself when it comes to noise or his neighbor. I pray his movie sucks so he can get back to the boardwalk.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:38pm.
Sorry for the late reply! Sargent is one of my favorites too.
The scandal was that in the original painting of "Madame X", the right strap had fallen to her shoulder! He caved to pressure and repainted it!
http://www.joannbosowski.com/images/Madam%20X%2015x30%20John%20Singer%20Sargent%20%20$1600..JPG
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I love this MAN!!!
I am not doing joke-times right now! I'm serious. Every little thing he does is magic. Jason Statham!?! Of course he is friends with Jason Statham. I need a sedative. What are those lolipops Paula has? Lidocaindy?
Crackatwo!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Mickey is still smoking those Marlboro reds, I see! I don't know, I'd probably hit it, although I would much prefer the "before" than the "after."
Submitted by cringe on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:47pm.
i prefer to see them flying free but hey as long as he looks after his bird
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That shit is funny as hell. Don't know why. Cringe, you a toker.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Mickster is an actor's actor , great films and range.. but when I think of him only one word comes to mind
U S E D....
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
i liked him in "the informers" and "wrestler". he's making some cool career moves, and i bet he still gets pussy which is more than i can say for a lot of reinvented has-beens in hollywood
Submitted by snarkolepsy on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:45pm.
Re: Headline Pic--
1. Why does Mickey have double cheekbones?
2. Why does Mickey have double-D cleavage?
Re: Tigerlily--
Leave Robert Blake aloooone! He had his reasons. Kevin Bacon frowns upon your judging Robert Blake.
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KEVIN BACON DOESEN'T JUDGE!!!
And Bobby Blake WILL rot in hell wif all da ova ho killahs...Just cuz you kill a ho don't make you no rock star...If that were the case, any jacked up angry fuck that wiped out ALL you DListed posters would be fuckin' Mick Jagger. Don't act like you skank ass ho's above it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i prefer to see them flying free but hey as long as he looks after his bird
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:19pm.
I love it! I can totally see Liza "getting down to business" with her hairdresser, "Fierce Doll". Are they having drinkies and chain-smoking during the cut?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 6:06pm.
Great story! Your friend must be able to do Liza's hair in his sleep, being as she's had that do since the 70's.
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Deb honey, you are too right. Mr. Bird Owner always said Liza wanted minimal hair attention so they could get down to the real business: snorting rails instead of combing locks. She calls my pal "Fierce Doll" and he is a giant gay bear who usually has bird poop on his back courtesy of his creepy aviary.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Nice cleavage enhancing tat, Rourke.
Re: Headline Pic--
1. Why does Mickey have double cheekbones?
2. Why does Mickey have double-D cleavage?
Re: Tigerlily--
Leave Robert Blake aloooone! He had his reasons. Kevin Bacon frowns upon your judging Robert Blake.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Robert Blake aka Baretta= OJ 2.0...just sayin'...
Lil' whore murdered his wife and got away with it cuz his ass was famous....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
dont do the crime if you cant do the time
dont do it
and keep your eeeeeyyyyeee on the sparrow
when the goooooooooiiiingg gets narrow
thats the old baretta theme song. and i loved fred. he could answer the phone, and say hello.
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The McCanns Did It
dont do the crime if you cant do the time
dont do it
and keep your eeeeeyyyyeee on the sparrow
when the goooooooooiiiingg gets narrow
thats the old baretta theme song. and i loved fred. he could answer the phone, and say hello.
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The McCanns Did It
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No, Deb, but I know it made me fall in love with Sargent as an artist the first time I ever saw it.
Here is my fave:
http://www.scholarsresource.com/images/thumbnails/192/p/puf0127.jpg
(I have a miniature of it in my bedroom)
I also like this one, my niece bought me the print many years ago:
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/thumbnail/156048/1/Street-In-Venice.jpg
Off to bed!
Have a nice evening.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:21pm.
Did you know Sargent's "Madam X" caused quite an escandolo when it was first hung in the Salon?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
John Singer's Madame X.
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One of my fave artists.
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images/h2/h2_16.53.jpg
I think I lurve da Mickey...It's his inner CRAZAY that I finds SEXAY. Do you think he'd adopt a widdle sweet white kitty cat wike me? *giving sweet tiger eyes*....Meow....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 6:06pm.
Great story! Your friend must be able to do Liza's hair in his sleep, being as she's had that do since the 70's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Why is it that a guy with lots of animals is a chick magnate but a woman in the same position is a crazy cat lady and strictly to be avoided?
I am a cute black girl with perfect sexy stature.
I am eager for a good man online.
All can view my crazy hot photos at B l a c k G i r l P l a n e t . c o m by searching "blackgirl46" which is a totally free club for black girls meet good men and friends.
Where's the pic of loki on a chain?
Madame Ex, I loved the wrestler - hard to watch in parts but a very satisfying story.
Ps his fingernails have been like that at least since 9 1/2 weeks.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:59pm.
I watched The Wrestler and it was OK, I liked the parts in the deli the best.
But what really ooged me out was the way Mickey's fingernails looked.
They look almost semi-normal here, but in the movie they were this weird milky color.
Maybe because he was so tan?
I dunno.
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Some respiratory and heart ailments produce "clubbing" of the fingernails or fingers. Emphysema is one of them...not sure if he's sick (or if it's public)
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
I didn't dislike The Wrestler, it just didn't live up to the hype. that's why i need to see movies before they get a reputation.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/19/2009 -
....I had to attempt feeding these shit machines with wings...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
well if you do the research you'll see both he and blake
shot their exes baggage...pronounce excess
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Ugh. Birds. True story: I have a hairdresser friend who does Liza Minelli's mop. Once when he was called away by Ms. Cabaret I took care of his birds. Two evil macaws and one psychotic cockatoo. The apartment was covered wall to wall with newspapers...and at least four tons of giant birdshit. I had to attempt feeding these shit machines with wings...and had to use an open umbrella to get near them so I wouldn't get bitten or covered with poop. I only lasted two days babysitting...then I figured they'd live until the owner came home. They did. I hate birds.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:58pm.
Oh my gawwwdddd, you guys, the Wrestler was a great flick. Im sad to hear lots of you didnt like it.
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I LOVED it!
every time i see your name I think of John Singer's Madame X.
Oh Madame Ex!
I couldn't even finish it! And I finished Killer Klowns!! To each their own though!!!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Oh my gawwwdddd, you guys, the Wrestler was a great flick. Im sad to hear lots of you didnt like it.
I hate birds...My husbands grandmother has a gorgeous, but deadly parrot who thirsts for blood, but I love Mickey...Anyone who loves & respects animals as much as he seems to is okay in my opinion.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:54pm
SD, I get the feeling that many a night of MK's youth was spent with him and his abuelita gathered around the tv sitting on furniture with plastic on it
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well he wouldn't have been the only one.
i remember there being plastic on the LAMPSHADE for cripe's sake.
the 80's were still the dark ages for some of us.
Those of us who are very damaged have lots of pests. I mean pets.
Cool shit.
What's sad is that he has more cleavage than I do!
That's some funny shit but you should *always* post a large pic of Jason Statham. Always.
Parrots are very high maintainence creatures. They need constant attention and are very intrusive. I guess with Loki gone this will keep Mickey busy. His busted meth face needs to relax.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Pet cruelty!
Honestly, was birdy waiting for him in the car in the boiling heat???
I don't like the sight of the pergament moobs...
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Are those tats new? I don't remember seeing him with ones on his neck before. Jason Statham is a hot piece of man flesh.
Snowy - he said nothing about Marissa. All he kept saying was how horrible of a movie it was. LOL
M.E. and joe: sympathy vote and a slow year I guess. M.E. what did BH think of Marissa because my bf was all "OMG she's so hot" like he was fucking George Costanza.
I have decided he's a little too into strippers for my liking.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I think Vh1 has something to do with updating the kiddies on pop culture knowledge. I know it filled in the early 80s for me and any political stuff you wouldn't care about bc you're 3 y.o. at the time.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:54pm
SD, I get the feeling that many a night of MK's youth was spent with him and his abuelita gathered around the tv sitting on furniture with plastic on it and eating dinner off of a tv tray. I think the older women in his life influenced him A LOT.
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
I watched The Wrestler and it was OK, I liked the parts in the deli the best.
But what really ooged me out was the way Mickey's fingernails looked.
They look almost semi-normal here, but in the movie they were this weird milky color.
Maybe because he was so tan?
I dunno.
Rent The reader instead, the sex scenes are way better.
:)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:55pm.
snowy - BH watched "The Wrestler" and couldn't stop asking how the hell Mickey won for that shitty of a movie.
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Maybe it was a sympathy vote. Hollywood loves a comeback kid.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger