Tuesday, May 19th 2009

Even Wolverine Picks Up Doggy Dookie

Hugh Jackmeoff is an upstanding citizen of the world! While taking a walk with his grey beard of a wife and his children, Hugh bent over a (a position he is one with) to pick up a little butt nugget left by his heavenly puppy friend. It's nice to know that Hugh isn't above getting a little ass junk on his hands. If I had his fortune, I'd pay Kim Zolciak to do it, because you know that trick needs the extra kibble money for her wig.

And could that puppy be anymore adorable? I just want to hug him into he explodes into a cloud of rainbow dust.

Puppy is giving one of those "sorry, dude" faces, because he knows he's the reason why Hugh is getting his picture taken while picking up doody.

Posted by: Michael K


cuntygolightly's picture

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Green Is Good's picture

Oh, Tigerlilly, for shame! Do you know how many sluts you'd piss off if you ate Huge Jackman?

TiredofthisCrap's picture

According to Imdb:

They tried to have children, but they miscarried twice. Both children are mixed race, they specifically look for mixed race children when they adopt. She is 13 years older than him, he likes cougars. :)

Tigerlilly's picture

Da puppeh! Da puppeh!
Hugh? Meh...I'd still hit and eat, but...
Did I say 'eat'...*nervous laugh*...I meant...er, sweet...yes, I like sweets after sexay times...like that sweet, sweet liver and kidney pie I'd make out of Hugh's....Did I say liver and kidney???? I meant lemon meringue pie...with my sweetie...*whistling a tune, looking around...*

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:21pm.

He really does seem like a good guy. I dunno why but he seems totally hard working, genuinely decent and yeah. okey wifey isn't Hollywood hard body bleached blonde but I like that! And those lil' kids are adopted. Not sure if they had to b/c they couldn't conceive but either way they really seem like a nice family and I am strangely protective of them:) And I usually can bitch about most of the annoying celeb idiots out there.

Oh- and his wife LOOKS like a nice person. She's smiling and I would be rolling my eyes at those pap bitches. Good for her. It would be interesting to know how they met but I'll bet they have a solid relationship.

angel_i's picture

Aw booboo puppeh!!! I WANT HIM!!!

That puppeh.

That is all.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:21pm.

Great post ! What's not to love, indeed?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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putas's picture

Submitted by renadfwer1433 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:02pm.

You dirty bitch, ya made a wrong turn somewhere.

Now GIT!

Albatross's picture

The doggie is cuuuuuuuuuuute! The guy, I could take it or leave it.

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

Whether he's gay or not .. don't care.

Love that he doesn't trade in his wifey
for a Hollywood starlet.

Love that he seems to adore the hell out of his
kids. They both do.

Love that he's built like a brick shithouse
and belts out show tunes

Love that he seems like one of the few
genuinely nice people in Hollywood who
can carry a blockbuster movie, and then
go home to the wife and kids and pick up dog doodo in the street without it becoming a national holiday.

Honestly, what is not to love about this guy ???

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paris herpes's picture

The puppy is a 100 times cuter than his wife. Wow!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

darlingjulie's picture

I love those puppy harnesses

snowpiece's picture

goodnight puppy lovers! :)****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"

putsomestankonit's picture

That adorable little puppy is the most appealing thing in any of these pictures.

TITS's picture

The look on that dogs face tells me it knows exactly what it was doing and probably timed the poop to coincide with the paps arrival. Seen it at the dog parks - girl talking to boy with dog - dog craps.

This is animal humour at it's best - see it all the time!

Like a cat soiling the litter box just after you've cleaned it and just before guests arrive.

They know. They know.

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islandgirl's picture

snowy, it was high time that you refreshed (your browser). Hee hee!

And joe, I LOVED that movie, didn't Marcia Gay Harden win a best supporting Oscar for that?

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

joe shmoe's picture

*quiver* He has such shapely calves.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 6:36pm.

Thanks, snowy! ♥ That was my Jackson Pollock phase.
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snowpiece's picture

IG LOL I was looking at the pig with a mak hahahahah love the Pollock one too!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"

islandgirl's picture

Thanks, snowy! ♥ That was my Jackson Pollock phase.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

snowpiece's picture

love your avie IG!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"

islandgirl's picture

Hahaha, that dog looks like he is so over it.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

joe shmoe's picture

What's going on with the shot of Huge's left leg? Wtf? It looks all weird.

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joe shmoe's picture

Awww, look at the puppy's face. I want that puppy.

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chowgirl69's picture

Awwww...what a cute widdle puppy dog! Snookie, snookie, snookie, mush, mush.

ricki lake's picture

Seriously, how does that hideous, aged beast deserve my lovely Hugh? On what planet do fugly bitches like her hook up with gorgeous specimens like my Hugh? There is truly no God. Sigh.

the dog looks depressed to be owned by huge jackmaninoff

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

madam ex's picture

What an adorable little pup. <3 <3 <3

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Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:54pm.
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that long-suffering wife of his is about to be his EX-wife. Cuz that's how those tards roll.

but wait. are you guys sure that's not his mom or nanny or something?

Clarisse's picture

BULLIE BULLIE BULLIE!!!!!!!!!

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gia's picture

I am one of the tiny few who is more attracted to Rob Pattinson than Hugh Jackman, but it pleases me to no end that is wife is a little odd looking & has saggy boobs. I like him more for loving someone as imperfect as her...I do believe both of his kids are adopted, to whoever asked...

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"Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:37pm.

I am almost positive both his children are adopted. For sure the boy is."

They are.
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Lavadama's picture

@ Freebird

Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

GOD DAMN. First the RPatty thread, and now this. Ya'll are some funny horz.

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Clarisse's picture

I can usually take or leave Hugh, but damn me if you put him with his kids AND a BULLIE!!?!?!?!?!

*hits the floor*

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I hate when people don't pick up after their dogs.... especially at the dog park. Stepping in poo is no bueno!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA

Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko

christine the hoff's picture

omg, cutest puppah! I can has?

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:35pm.
*sings Onward Christian Solider*

hahaha. A classic BI.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:30pm

*sings Onward Christian Solider*

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What's a solider? Is it the opposite of diarrhea? Eeek! Wrong thread!

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snowpiece's picture

yes, when I realized they were not his bio kids I felt a little more certain in my no no hole that this dude is not playing on my team...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by dannysgrl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:26pm.
I am almost positive both his children are adopted. For sure the boy is.

Yup, they're all adopted.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

cute Puppy & kids!

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

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Submitted by dannysgrl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:26pm.
I am almost positive both his children are adopted. For sure the boy is.

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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:30pm

*sings Onward Christian Solider*

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What's a solider? Is it the opposite of diarrhea? Eeek! Wrong thread!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:30pm

*sings Onward Christian Solider*

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Grammy needs to saddle her chichiwis.

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Sugaroo's picture

In the main pic I thought he was Tommy Lee!

This twink does nothing for me. When did that Broadway shit on the MTV Whatevers or Grammys or whatevers, I laughed like a loon. Straight-up straight, my butthole!

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letinstar's picture

cute pup pup...hugh's mother....i mean wife is a lucky bitch...
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what kind of dog is that cutie pie?? A beagel??????