Wednesday, May 20th 2009
Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Tattoo Of Your Face Under My Hairy Pit
Jermaine Dupri showed his love for Janet Jackson by getting a tattoo of her a few steps from his hairy pit area. This isn't confirmed, but I'm pretty sure that's Vadge's sascrotch is leasing space on Jermain's pit. I'd recognize that overgrown pussy bush anywhere! Somebody please put a maxi-pad over it!
I know you're thinking that the tattoo is a little big, but it really isn't if you think about it. I mean, Jermaine is the size of a Travelocity gnome, so that tattoo isn't bigger than your thumb. See, not that big.
Hopefully, Janet doesn't feel like she has to return the love token by getting his lil ogre face tattooed on her. That would be considered body abuse.
VIA the.LIFE Files
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EEWW I hate hairy pits on men & women. Everyone should shave their pits.
i think he should have opted for fat janet in a straw hat.
http://blogs.sohh.com/soul/janet_jackson-thumb.jpg
haha, how he covers his nipple...
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:14pm.
AND, wasn't it HER birthday?? hahahaha!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Unlike his "wife", it's nice he coverted his little tittay!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
That's not Janet, it's Tea from Rock of Love Bus.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Let's hope they don't break up. I still love the story about how Dupri got wasted and puked all over Janet. Now that's LOVE for you!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Is she supposed to be the virgin Mary?
Ehh..
YEEEEESH. I really need to stop eating while I'm browsing through this site.
No, people, don't you realize? This is GOOD news!
In celebrity tradition, tattooing a name or likeness usually brings on a break up. Break free, Janet!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:17am.
No, troll jokes are permitted.
What a physique. Thank God I already ate my breakfast.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by rk-d on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:49am.
Why is she dressed like Obi-Wan?
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Hee hee!! That was funny!
Portrait tattoos are so hit or miss, mostly miss, I am guessing because the tattoo artist has to be a really excellent artist & lots of tattooers out there arent really "artists"...Also some people dont seem to care what they have to live with on their bodies forever...either that or they are too stupid or stubborn to accept that their tattoo is utter crap.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:30am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:29am.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:27am.
4 inches to the north and the virgin mary coulda had an afro.
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And 4 inches to the south. :)
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4 inches southwest and she could have been holy.
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4 inches to the southeast and its Camerooooooooooooooon !
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
www.playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
SHAVE DOWN YOUR PITS DUDE!
Ick. NAST!
Janets wearing a rain hood- his nasty pits represent the dark rain cloud always over her...
ugh..
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:54am.
nice art work, but fug canvass.
he looks like he would reek to high heavens. ::pukes::
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My thoughts exactly!!!
Submitted by Raul Duke: "WHICH ONE OF YOU MUTHERFUCKERS DEFACED MY LAWN JOCKEY?"
Oh no! Was it wrong to laugh at that?
how sweet what a good likness.
msoul said my name was tatt on his ____ ;>
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."- Bob Wiley
WHY do people insist on getting the most FUG tattoos on their bods in 2009? I mean, this is further evidence we live in a taste free society.
I will publicly admit to being into 'pits and hairy fellas, but even sluts have a cut off point...
NOT a good idea JD .. and Janet in a Madonna pose? ew..
this probably reminded her of her most creepy stalking fan, even she CANT be into this fuggery.
John Waters is right, its time to get into the laser resurfacing business, as its going to be one of the hot careers of the future, when that belly starts to sag, lump & head south over the peen head after too much chicken & waffles , "Janet" is going to look like the Nutty Professor.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:56am.
devilgirl
SEX FREAK Will never leave alone now
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I never knew SEX FREAK was dating Janet Jackson! Now I know she was the one who pulled the plug on his MS acct! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The tattoo itself is praying for a swift laser removal.
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Bottom-feeder.
devilgirl
SEX FREAK Will never leave alone now
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Seriously, this shiz should have been 'after the jump" Please, it's early in the a.m. here. My milk turned to yogurt in the glass. I kinda puked a little in the back of my throat. I think it was a one of those honey clusters of oats that was on it's way back out of my esophagus when I saw this pic. Please consider the time zones and meal times in those zones when posting these kind of obviously nausealicious photographs. Thank you so much.
Sincerely,
Fasting in Texas
I swear that is SEX FREAK24/7 from MySpace! All he needs is the useless gym equipment in the background and I would be certain!
Those of you who remember the MySpace guy, will know what I mean!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
nice art work, but fug canvass.
he looks like he would reek to high heavens. ::pukes::
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:27am.
4 inches to the north and the virgin mary coulda had an afro
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There goes my breakfast. His armpit is ick nast
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Is this real life?
When he ages and gets skin tags down there (as many men are apt to do) she'll look like she has warts.
*yawn*
Janet who?
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Dick happens! - MK
Why is she dressed like Obi-Wan?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:32am.
When I first saw it (not the closeup) I thought that was a tat of Judith Light in her "Who's The Boss" days. :-0
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Yes! It's the deep-set eyes. So funny.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:32am.
Dupri looks like his head should be sticking out of a turtle shell.
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HA! thanks for my first laugh of the morning.
Love how they got that butchered nose just right.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:33am.
I feel ya,if it was me I would got the Super Tittay as a tat.
Of course, a tattoo means that their relationship has less than 6 months remaining.
ok just gross Janet. that's your man?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
They put her in the robes of the Virgin Mary so the artist didn't have to use all his ink depicting "fat Janet"
She has Michael's nose and LaToya's eyeliner
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Ew...early mornin' shaven monchichi
What a nappy headed ho!
Damn. He is really hairy. I do like how he's demurely covering his nipples, but his underwear is poofing out the back of his shorts.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:24am.
WHICH ONE OF YOU MUTHERFUCKERS DEFACED MY LAWN JOCKEY
HA! People tattoos are the WORST...i remember watching this shit on Anna Nicole once and her whole family all had these identical tats of her face, every single one looked like a gorilla.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
And this isn't an underwear ad?
When I first saw it (not the closeup) I thought that was a tat of Judith Light in her "Who's The Boss" days. :-0
Dupri looks like his head should be sticking out of a turtle shell.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:29am.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:27am.
4 inches to the north and the virgin mary coulda had an afro.
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And 4 inches to the south. :)
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4 inches southwest and she could have been holy.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:28am.
LMAO!!
What they failed to show was the tat of wacko jacko mouth wide open on his no no spot.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
At least he has the courtesy to cover up his triple pierced nipple.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:27am.
4 inches to the north and the virgin mary coulda had an afro.
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And 4 inches to the south. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:26am.
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Because it would take a saint to wake up to that mug everyday?
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
He, and that tattoo, is VILE!