Wino Is Still Doing Her Thing In St. Lucia
And by "her thing," I mean filling her bony ass body with so much of the sweet nectar that she ends up collapsing on the floor. Party buzz killer! Yeah, our little Drunky of the Caribbean has done it again. The Sun says that last Friday, Wino was in her villa swallowing booze by the gallons when she got sick and had to be rushed to the hospital. The nurses at the hospital probably gave a "This drunk bitch again" face when she was wheeled in. They just jump-started her liver and said, "See you next week!"
A source said that Wino was only in the hospital for a few hours and was discharged that same night. This was the third time in three months. Friends think that Wino's mega boozing might keep her from performing in the UK in a couple of weeks. Wino is scheduled to play London's Shepherd’s Bush Empire on May 31st, but it's looking highly unlikely. A friend said, “Amy’s gig might as well be canceled now. She’s not going to make it. It’s not worth her while even if she does make it, it will be a shambles. She is not ready for it and she proved it at the festival.”
Yeah, I think the UK has already closed their borders to anybody with the name Amy Winehouse who smells like roach poop, banana skins and bar slime. So her big comeback isn't going to happen.
But what I want to know is, how is St. Lucia not completely dry yet? Do gigantic ships filled with thousands of crates of booze arrived every hour just for Wino?! Are bars just serving her sea water with a drop of ether in it? I don't understand. And Wino could've saved herself a few million coins if she checked into Sandals instead. That shit is all-inclusive. Sandals would've went bankrupt within a couple of days, though. Weeeeeee!
Thanks Blaaaaaaaaaake, I needed to hear that.
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"The nurses at the hospital probably gave a "This drunk bitch again" face when she was wheeled in."
funny and sad at the same time. so true.
Is there a **death pool** on this hag?
I don't know how old she is, but she hasn't got long on this planet, by my view.
Waste.
I don't think she's human. I think she's some Terminator model from the future who can reconstruct herself from a cokemound and a puddle of beer piss into Amy Winehouse .
her enlarged liver has given her a slightly bloated buoyant
quality though
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I think the incredible denial that her spokesperson and her parents broadcast make Amy belittle her problems......shame really.
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I can't believe she hasn't hit bottom yet. Egads. This one is gonna take awhile.
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Submitted by gia on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:22am.
gia, from experience... the only thing that helps an addict is to abandon them, and the risk of them dying is always there.
Most addicts don't make it. I think the success rate is somehting like one in ten.
Many who do make it out and regain their lives die young because of all the damage theyve done to their organs.
Its a grim situation, addiction.
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "An ER troll is a "Gomer". "
Thank you, TexnDoc!
She should just party in hospital parking lots. It would save on cab fare.
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I do like her voice and sometimes her music, but I still cannot bring myself to mourn her wasted years or whatever.
The really tragic thing is to watch her handlers, family & friends keep on enabling this behaviour. They can say they tried everything, but frankly, I have not seen them try hard enough. Especially when the father's way of attempting to help Wino is to discuss her life in the tabloids.
She's probably a very anxious person by nature, as can evidenced by her drug(s) of choice being downers and aslong as she is allowed to 'self-medicate,' and keep earning money to sustain this life style, nothing will be done.
ETA; even to myself my original post was too damned long to read!
I dont want her to die, but I dont see how she can survive this...She has done the typical switching one addiction for another...I wonder if she thinks she is getting better because she isnt using the illegal drugs...I wonder how long it will take for alcohol to ravage what is left of her internal organs...I know she has to do it herself for the most part, but at the same time I wonder how her family can just sit back & watch this, cant they be more aggressive & stage an intervention or something, anything?!...So many questions...
She traded in the crackpipe for the bottle. Hopeless ::sigh:: just hopeless.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:05am.
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Hi missy...so true. And it usually just compounds the problem(s) cuz you're in a strange place, not knowing anyone, etc.
Hi freebird! I'm kinda goofy. ;)
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:03am.
I guess St. Lucia wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:03am.
Wherever you go, you always take yourself with you!
I moved around a ton when I was in active addiction. Youre so delusional and its easy to just blame your problems on your location.
Never works.
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I guess St. Lucia wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be.
:P
Seriously though, not sure why there are so many people who seem to think that a change of venue is going to rid them of their problems.
The issues don't change even if the view does.
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
This is just getting sad. I realize she is an adult but someone needs to throw her ass in rehab and hide the key.
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"alcoholics and drug addicts are smelted insane - I believe they are born self-hating, and look everywhere for agreement.
When Winehouse wins five Grammy awards she lies in the gutter, for the world to see. This is typical addict thinking - I have made a masterpiece - and I will break it, so you can see my worthlessness.
This is insane to the healthy mind; this is why we stare at Winehouse."
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I can't help myself, I love me a Wino!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Really enough with this perpetual vacationing drugging alcoholic!
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I want mor emusic from this HO, LPease Amy, Don't die!!make another album before you die!!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:48am.
There's a name for those people who are constantly being rushed to the ER because of their drunky or druggy OD times. I forget what term the nurses use for them, though.
************ I think the term your looking for is " Organ Donor".
This bitch cost me major $$$ cuz I had her dirt napping by Christmas in last years Dead Pool!
When is her liver going to quit that bitch?
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Ive been waiting for a wino post so I can link this article:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/may/06/amy-winehouse-jean-r...
Its pretty short. Insightful.
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There's a name for those people who are constantly being rushed to the ER because of their drunky or druggy OD times. I forget what term the nurses use for them, though.
My dad's one. My sister took him to the ER once when he was on one of his benders and they knew him by name and everything.
Why cant i quit this bitch....?
Oh yea cause she fucking rules.
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Wino is kinda a snooze now. Next!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............