Put The Mask Back On
When I was a kid, my abuelita used to take me to her neighborhood church. At her church, there was this statue of Jesus. This was the most broke down, janky, raggedy, low-budget statute I had ever seen in my entire life. This status made the ones you buy at the border in Tijuana look like they were made from the hands of Michelangelo himself. This statute's nose was broken off, the coloring was way off and I'm pretty sure it was made from the melted down wax from patron saint candles bought at the local Thrifty's.
Well, Jacko looks like a walking version of that exact statue. If my abuelita ever saw him in the street, she would put on her veil and start praying before him. Actually, I think I may light a candle and pray myself, because his face makes me feel like I need to find a high power.
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Does that mean we can nail him to a cross now?
he looks like an African-American man who tried to turn himself into a caucasian Dianna Ross but FAILED. remember, plastic surgery is very addicting and Jacko has a history of addiction and abuse from his father. poor guy.
MJ looks like an alien. I feel sorry for him. He was a cute guy, before he mutilated himself.
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This is the guy who used to call himself (and be called) the King of Pop. I guess not, huh?
For chrissakes, a red leather jacket?
Edited to add:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2440375.ece
I told you guys this tour ain't gonna happen. Now he's claiming he has skin cancer and is delaying the tour. I'd like to find the suckers who have bought tickets. I have some real estate in Florida for sale.....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I don't think he ever had vitiligo. He just said he did because it's easier to believe than the truth-- he wanted to be white so he bleached his skin and made his nose narrower. However, even with all the skin bleach and plastic surgeries, he never did look like a white man. Now he doesn't even look like a human. I wonder what he sees when he looks in the mirror?
That being said, MK... you have to admit: THOSE GLAM-BROWS ARE FABULOUS
This dude is mentally ill - that's the only explanation for this.
Why doesnt he sue the plastic surgeon (s) who completely f'd up his nose (face)?
Hey Jacko, you missed a spot.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
i feel my lunch coming up...
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Why didn't you put NSFF (not safe for full stomach)
Oh mi dios!!!!!!
he really is like something out of tennessee williams
He looks more than a lot like Elena Hoyos postmortem. If you don't know who she is, you should: http://www.voltini.com/id43.htm
Mk is right, PLEASE put the mask back on.
Thank you.
How desperate is Chris Brown to decide to open for MJ at the shows he's going to be doing? Talk about being chucked down to the B list
the tussaud's version looks more lifelike than this embalmed in
beeswax and botox version
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I used to think MJ was morphing himself into Diana Ross but evidently I was wrong. He ended up looking like Tallulah Bankhead in "Die! Die! My Darling!" instead. Creepy to the max.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
El Cucuy! that's what my abuelita would say if she saw him.
Creepy
He looks good to me
like ive seen him lookin worse then that
and he kinda looks like candy spellng
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:14pm.
Wow! Well I guess when in prison for murder, you take all the available avenues to try and get out, since you really have nothing but time in which to do it.
How is someone, and not necessarily her, but anyone in general, able to afford representation for top notch attny's? I have to believe their money runs out, but I guess the publicity from such cases goes a long way with a law firm in acquiring business, No?
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Take a deep breath. Have some coffee. Stay away from your agrippa.
When a person hires an attorney and then runs out of money, depending on how long the attorney has been on the case, the court will appoint the retained attorney to finish the case and the court will also pay for any experts and investigators who are reasonably necessary for the presentation of a complete defense.
Jacko should have done this so that he did not have such large legal fees that he now cannot pay.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Is MJ wearing frosty white eyeshadow, or is plastic seeping out of his eyelids?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:02pm.
I will never understand what made him do this to himself. What a shame.
I think he needed to read your signature way back in the day. Maybe Christina can go back in time and whisper those words in young Michael's ear?
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I know he has it, but I thought Vitiligo left you with the milky white patches rather than all over whiteness, does it develop into all over whiteness or does he even it out with make up...He is just so freaking crazy, I feel a little bad for him.
Now that's a face not even a mother could love.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:14pm.
Wow! Well I guess when in prison for murder, you take all the available avenues to try and get out, since you really have nothing but time in which to do it.
How is someone, and not necessarily her, but anyone in general, able to afford representation for top notch attny's? I have to believe their money runs out, but I guess the publicity from such cases goes a long way with a law firm in acquiring business, No?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Who woulda thunk the Man in the Mirror would be a Thriller zombie?
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Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
He needs chola brows.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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He's turned into a walking horror movie
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:04pm.
Her appeal has just started. We killed lots of trees for paper on her behalf.
She actually does have some meritorious appellate issues.
After she appeals to the California Court of Appeal, Fifth Appellate District, she can seek review in the California Supreme Court and then the Supreme Court of the United States.
Then, her habeas corpus petition must file within a year. After she exhausts her state habeas process, she can do it all over again in federal court.
This is why convicts can have an appellate process that lasts for decades.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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This is just too sad to even mock really.
Sad. WHAT has been done to this man, who is responsible for this mess other than himself and these nazi scientists who turned the most famous Black man into Veronica from "The Archies".
What kind of fuckery is this?
Michael Jackson cannot really be serious about doing a weeks worth of shows in London come July , he just looks too frail and sickly
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
How about a nice big pair of ( . )( . ) now to even things out MK ?
It is so fucking sad, what he has become.
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“I am going to ask Victoria and David to be godparents to my children. I’m going to name my kids David and Victoria because she is so hot and I want kids as beautiful as her."
-Paris Hilton
The really sad thing is Jermaine Dupri’s tat is going to look like that in a few years.
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
michael, i beg of you; put that sh-- under a cut next time!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 11:55am.
Speaking of strange folks, what did you want to know about Larissa?
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Oh nothing really, I am just so impressed that you were on her defense team. I mean that is just wild! I cannot believe that was the case you were working on, just because I kinda followed it a bit.
I am just fascinated with the criminal mind, particularly Serial Killers, but I also find your average Mariticide folks fascinating as well.
Does she have more appeals?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
SWEET JEBUS IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS FUCKERY!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Imagine what he looks like without the added effort of makeup.
AHHHHHH! My fucking eyes! That shit is what nightmares are made of!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I know we all think this retard just has a plastic surgery addiction, but I am absolutely convinced he has a MAJOR drug problem too.
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I will never understand what made him do this to himself. What a shame.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Yikes. He looks like he wearing Wet N' Wild Lipstick
LOL!!!!!! that's exactly what he looks like!
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His nose is a triangle. It's seriously POINTED, sharply at the tip.
It has to be a snap on.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 11:55am.
Speaking of strange folks, what did you want to know about Larissa?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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A face only a Culkin could love. Raul is going to be super-pissed if that winds up tattooed on his lawn jockey!