Whiskey & Apple Juice?!
So it looks like Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is no longer part of Ike & Tina 2.0, because the other day in NYC, she was spotted tongue fucking Aubrey Drake Graham of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Page Six says that the two were getting their intergalactic dry fuck on at Lucky Strike Lanes. The source said, "She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night. They were really cute together."
Whiskey and apple juice? What's that shit? I don't know whether to heave or salivate. I'm not so sure about that apple juice crap. It reminds me of the time that I thought Strawberry Quik and Bacardi would make a delicious combination. The barfs couldn't come quick enough. I think I'll stick to drinking my whiskey with soda, neat or on a peen.
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Aubrey had the misfortune to be named a girls name. Also he is just plain fug.
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Apple juice > Whiskey
Oh my gwad, I made ick face just thinking about Whiskey and Apple juice.
I hate Apple juice and I ain't no friend to Whiskey.
ick.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i don't have the strength to read through these posts and see if anyone's already mentioned this, but aubrey whatshis face is now the amazing rapper DRAKE. he gives me a tingly feeling.
why would he go for that hot mess?
i am heartbroken.
Texrocks he looks much better there I must admit.
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Can't people ever be single anymore? Does someone always have to be having sexy times with some random new person?
Please let this be true!!! I love Degrassi and Aubrey seems like such a nice guy (of course, one never knows). The DeGrassi kids are really taking over America (Shenae Grimes on 90210, Nina Dobrev in the Vampire Diaries).
what is up with teenybopper actors having three names?
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Whaaaaat? I never would have imagined those two together, but good for her! I love Degrassi TNG and Aubrey is adorable.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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its called "applejacks" it tastes like piss
When I was travelling thru the south, the most common white trash and ghetto cocktails were Snapple and Vodka, Sobe and Jack, Shasta and SoCo.
And they drink it in those 24 ounce plastic tumblers from the 99C store.
This is Drake now...very nice
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
I'm just glad she got the fuck away from Chris Brown. Hopefully she doesn't hook up with another woman beater.
It's GIN and Juice, you dumb bitch!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
OMG YES. I'm sorry, but I LOVE Degrassi, even though I am well out of its target age range. I was just watching it today on cable! And wow, I guess I am really sad. But Jimmy FTW!
Submitted by Lexi-J on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:13pm.
In hard times I've used apple juice and vodka when I was out of lime juice..but I wouldn't advise it! It is nasty!
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My husband & I ran out of tonic water the other night & used Simply Apple juice with vodka of course & it wasnt so bad at all, but we arent so fussy when it comes to the booze...Shame on us! The again we also thought it was funny to set our coffee table on "fire" with 151...
Oh how I love Degrassi. I did some more youtubing, and if it's the same person, he has a nice voice. I think he's trying to start a music career... puts some new insight into why they are dating.
Also, 151 Slurpees... I did a Daquiri-type thing with 151, frozen berries and juice. Delicious! At least I thought it was, when I offered it to some of my hard-drinking friends they refused to drink it. The worst that ended up happening was I woke up with purple stains on my clothes.
Aw, I like that Degrassi kid, he is a musician too so maybe they are making music together, I know it's corny but they are cute.
RE: Country Time lemonade and Everclear:
Not the same, exactly, but I really like those to-go packets of Crystal Light lemonade mixed into a vodka on the rocks. I always bring them with me to bars...
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Still don't care for her, regardless of who she's dating.
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:08pm.
Aw - I know. I wasn't meaning no disrespect. I just don't get all the kids these days.
For the record, my own hair looks like something my cat sicked up on the floor after eating a lizzard.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid
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Hee hee.
When one of my bffs was in college (and broke, which is key here) she and her roomies thought mixing everclear with powdered Country Time lemonade sounded like a pretty good idea. She still can't drink either 5 years later.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:08pm.
Aw - I know. I wasn't meaning no disrespect. I just don't get all the kids these days.
For the record, my own hair looks like something my cat sicked up on the floor after eating a lizzard.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Good. If Chris is gone, I'll start acknowledging her again. She was one of my favorites.
I'm glad RiRi ditched Chris. I thought for sure she was going to take him back. Good for her!
The hair is actually growing into his forehead and she has a five head! My god I love it. Hybrid them and you might just end up with a normal looking human.
A what what in the butt...what what
drake'll be vomiting after making out with HER...such a pub stunt, ppl are bored
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Um, you've never had Apple Jacks to drank MK? I thought you were a pro-boozer! I had whiskey & apple juice just the other day, it's like rye & ginger for morning times...
Drake will always be Jimmy to me, I refuse to believe he can walk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzYzRmhPYmc
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"when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading." -henny youngman
Peppermint Schnapps is only ok in these situations:
Snow skiing and you keep it in a flask. Take a shot before bombing the face not only for liquid courage, but warmth.
Inside resort at said mountain mixed into some hot cocoa.
Christmas time as a Peppermint Patty.
You know what would be hot, Rihanna and someone who looks like Paul Walker.
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Hennessey and coconut water! That's what this carribean chick should be drinkin'!
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I went to BJs *giggles like a school girl* the other day with my boss and I bought a huge, I don't even know how big it was, Bottle of red wine for 10.99, is not that bad tasting, economy is bad people!, we have to save some money.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Im Drinkink coffee and Kahlua but thats what your supposed to mix it with right?
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I haven't been able to do Bacardi since I was 19 and thought it would be an excellent idea to make 151 slushies.
1 can frozen juice, scoop out some frozen juice into cup and add Bacardi 151.
So fucking brilliant I wound up in the ER with alcohol poisoning and had my stomach pumped.
Good times.
*dry heaves*
Riki, peppermint schnapps + slimfast = a minty weight loss?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
That guy looks pretty nice and cute in that picture. Good for Rihanna I guess. She's still a five-headed tardo though.
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Momus, together they make an 8-head! Whoop!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Strawberry Quik and Bacardi still sounds like a better combo than my college roommates favorite drink: SlimFast with peppermint schnapps. They were so ridiculous, although they didn't taste terribly gross. I think my roommate thought he was actually losing weight by drinking that way. Hilarious! Awww, I miss him.
I was just thinking this dude's haircut is stuck in the early 90s circa the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...I watched that dumbass show religiously...it was all because of Carlton too!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
In hard times I've used apple juice and vodka when I was out of lime juice..but I wouldn't advise it! It is nasty!
Apple juice gives me a major tummy ache.. so does hard booze, so I'm out.
Wine only!
She's a five-head and he's a three-head.
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I wil say this, at least she isn't with Chris Brown!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MK you should add "on a peen" to the end of every post to whatever sentence you write at the end of each paragraph. It would be hilarious!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
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He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Wow. He looks like 1993.
Keith Haring would be so happy to see his artwork still appealing to pop culture icons 25yrs later .
cute kids, is he Bajan as well?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls