Whiskey & Apple Juice?!
So it looks like Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is no longer part of Ike & Tina 2.0, because the other day in NYC, she was spotted tongue fucking Aubrey Drake Graham of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Page Six says that the two were getting their intergalactic dry fuck on at Lucky Strike Lanes. The source said, "She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night. They were really cute together."
Whiskey and apple juice? What's that shit? I don't know whether to heave or salivate. I'm not so sure about that apple juice crap. It reminds me of the time that I thought Strawberry Quik and Bacardi would make a delicious combination. The barfs couldn't come quick enough. I think I'll stick to drinking my whiskey with soda, neat or on a peen.