Whiskey & Apple Juice?!
So it looks like Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is no longer part of Ike & Tina 2.0, because the other day in NYC, she was spotted tongue fucking Aubrey Drake Graham of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Page Six says that the two were getting their intergalactic dry fuck on at Lucky Strike Lanes. The source said, "She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night. They were really cute together."
Whiskey and apple juice? What's that shit? I don't know whether to heave or salivate. I'm not so sure about that apple juice crap. It reminds me of the time that I thought Strawberry Quik and Bacardi would make a delicious combination. The barfs couldn't come quick enough. I think I'll stick to drinking my whiskey with soda, neat or on a peen.
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He kinda reminds me of Chris Brown with black pipe cleaners glued to his forehead.
Does MK have a Brows tag?
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:07pm.
He's on this lame ass Canadian teen show called Degrassi the next generation. A spin off of the one I used to watch as a teenager called Degrassi high which was a spin off of Degrassi jr high. It was set in Toronto.
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:03pm.
His hair looks like the Lego hair helmets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Gross, that drink sounds sound fucking ghetto.
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:03pm.
His hair looks like the Lego hair helmets you click onto the lego man head.
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Giiirrrrrlll, those are the highly-coveted "waves" that brothas work so hard to achieve. That hair is an accomplishment.
Awwwww, ya'll really think he looks like a dweeb. I think him precious. He looks like one of the good, clean cut southern brothas that I miss so much living in London.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:03pm.
Apple juice and 7-Up remind me when I had sick barfy times. That and jell-o!
ha ha ha.. my grandma used to give us 7-up with cornstarch to cure barfy times..
@ suze...Lego hair helmets...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!so true!!hahahahaha!
Nothing like ruining good whiskey with piss (apple juice). How low rent. Why not dilute it with Faygo Rock 'n Rye while your at it...
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This needs to be tagged under eyebrow situation because those are some sweet sweet catepillars he's home schooling.
Insert " I'd hit that" joke here________________
Who is this Kid?
Whisky and Apple juice? wtf?
Edited to ask Isn't she 20 years old only?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Whiskey and apple juice sounds good, than again I drink to forget not for the taste.
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I actually think she needs someone like Jay Z... Hes older and more of a "real man"
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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its an apple jack
Apple Jack recipe
1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
fill with apple juice
Blend ingredients in a mixing glass. Serve on the rocks in a cocktail glass.
ill stick to my gin and tonic thank you
Whiskey and Apple juice?!? Just the thought of that makes me barfy.
Apple juice and 7-Up remind me when I had sick barfy times. That and jell-o!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by suze on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:02pm.
I agree. Im sure her label demanded that it appear she broke it off with Ike.
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His hair looks like the Lego hair helmets you click onto the lego man head.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks he looks dweeby. He shaves his forehead to be more attractive to aliens
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This guy is for PR purposes only.
She's either still banging the other one, or wants to.
That's my call.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
He is pretty dorky looking, I am not a fan of hers at all, but I still think she can do better...I can imagine whiskey with apple cider, but not regular old apple juice for some reason...
He's too clean for her, looks like he might be a virgin or something. She needs to be with a dirty rap star dude so her performances in concerts will be less nuanced or some shit. Whatever that means!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Oooh his hairline is just sooo creepy.
Why do people do that?
In what way is it supposed to be attractive?
I can see wanting to look well groomed, but shaving your forehead just makes guys look stupid.
Bushmills double, neat :)
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Damn that guy makes me want to take some shears and buzz off an eyebrow, buzz a stripe down the middle of his head, or punch him in his lip.
Dude, there is a point when you don't need any more straight lines/angles on your face.
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He has that same fascinating yet inexplicable square hairline like Jamie Foxx. It's utterly transfixing... now please, get it fixed!
DEGRASSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I call bullshit on this story. I don't buy the two of them together, even though that guy is totally delicious.
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Apple Juice makes me sick!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
DEGRASSI!!! Sorry, my inner Canadian just squealed.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Whiskey and Apple Juice?
Did they run out of Boone's Farm Apple Blossom?
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chris brown clone.
I guess they could be cute together....
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