Wednesday, May 20th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Angelyne
It really doesn't get anymore glamorous than this. The Queen of Los Angeles, Angelyne, was spotted leaving a CVS drug store and getting into her pink corvette. Okay, it would've been more glamorous if she got into an '87 Ford Corcel and she was leaving a check cashing place, but this will do for now. Look at her. Isn't she so perfect! She's like the forever memaw of the rave world! Seriously, Angelyne should come complete with a purple panda Ecstasy pill and a glowstick show. If Rainbow Bright fell on hard times and grew up to be an old (yet elegant) street whore.....
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes
but... they sold her the Penicillin, right?.. right?!
LOL!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
She has fabulous legs for a woman her age, but my gawd, those clothes and that make up, calm down just a tiny bit Ang.
Why, oh why is she hiding? That ship has sailed.
for those looking for employment, i saw this on the news a few weeks ago.. http://www.tentiltwo.com/ its part time but it's something.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
For singles .... I found a hot place where you can find your rich and sexy partner...
Try your best to enjoy life..
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Submitted by RememberNovember on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:49am.
Is this memaw wearing Depends? Who does she think she is parking in front of CVS? She looks about 65-70. She's had bad plastic surgery that makes her look Asian.
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Asian???? She fuking looks like BABY JANE!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get a close look at her "cleavage"? It looks like some LITERALLY took a meat cleaver to her!! Poor thing.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
Freebird: Sugaroo forgot tell that in the spring they use daisy rings. The neighbors told me. ;)
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*googling daisy ring*
Well I'll be damned if I didn't just pull a Diamond Dog and learn something gross today!
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Gawdammit. I can't believe I am now the fucking poster child for sexual obtuseness.
LoL.
And I sure the fuck am NOT even going to google daisy ring. I think I can guess that on my own and I don't want anywhere near me. I hate bridal showers, too.
Is this memaw wearing Depends? Who does she think she is parking in front of CVS? She looks about 65-70. She's had bad plastic surgery that makes her look Asian.
Submitted by Fifi on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 11:58pm.
but... they sold her the Penicillin, right?.. right?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
It was about ninety fucking degrees out here today in WeHo (she's at the CVS on the corner of Beverly & La Cienega) and the crazy bitch is wearing snow boots and a fun-fur jacket. And do you like how she just parks her car wherever she wants? This is RIGHT in front of the store's front door. I've seen her get cussed out a few times now by store managers pissed-off that she won't use the parking lot like everyone else.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Is that Farrah Fawcett? Man is she ever hot?
Where did all the Oly go?
This woman is a rare jewel. A diamond who must be loved and held all night. I could kiss her till the cows come home.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:56pm.
Just yesterday I told a client that he had "to quit fucking around in titty bars if he wants to stay on probation." That is an exact quote.
Strait-laced? I think not!
I'm just saving my pervy stories for my memoirs.
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YOU BROKE PRIVILEGE! Neener neener neener! I'm telling the barmaid!
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I told the client this in the hallway in front of several people. No privilege. NEENER, NEENER.
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I lurve yew, Momus!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:24pm.
My pug is 14 and I've never really noticed him to be all that farty... However, the snoring can wake you up at night! Great breed tho if you like personality.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:37pm.
No says kitteh love like dead animals and furballs.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:40pm.
Hahaha! half the time I think that they do like the coolness of the sink every now and again and then the other half I suspect they do it to annoy me and leave fur deposits for me, adding to my household labor.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:48pm.
Diamond, the furries are adorable!
I just want to give a big ol kiss to the one in the sink!
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LOL. Thx! She's a cutie. She does everything on her own terms and she's always nice about it.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:09pm.
My daughter's cat sleeps in the upstairs bathroom sink.
Her pug sleeps with me.
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Is it true that pugs are farty?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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My daughter's cat sleeps in the upstairs bathroom sink.
Her pug sleeps with me.
Diamond, the furries are adorable!
I just want to give a big ol kiss to the one in the sink!
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Thanks Guys! I'm a totally proud mum!!
That one cat totally loves the bathroom. She lays on the rug while I shower. She also likes to be hot. She snuggles up to the space heater during the winter.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:24pm.
DD I luves them all! They are all so cute!
They look spoiled and very happy!
Why do cats love to lay in bathroom sinks? Mine do when given the chance!
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Do kittehs pant to cool off like puppehs?
Mine doesn't. Instead, he sleeps in the kitchen sink or in the bathtub. Methinks that the sink/tub cools him off.
Or, he knows it annoys me so he does 'cuz he can. Just like a cat.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:24pm.
DD I luves them all! They are all so cute!
They look spoiled and very happy!
Why do cats love to lay in bathroom sinks? Mine do when given the chance!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:24pm.
They are so CUTE!!! I love fuzzies. DG needs to see these.
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I freely admit that I am a showbiz type douche.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:24pm.
Your furkids are so adorable!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:00pm.
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I still don't get why the GF was in hospital for excessive a-al bleeding.
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OMFG Biches!!!! For a second I thought it was YESTERDAY AGAIN. LOL. Has MK seen this topic yet? I'm surprised he hasn't commented, but so far this is my first time in this thread today.
I just came to show you pictures of mah kittehs and puppeh:
Ivan All Growd up:
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/Ivan.jpg
Ivan forced to wear a Weiss necklace:
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/Ivan_wears_wei...
Dina taking a break in the bathroom sink THIS morning (it was hot and she needed to cool off):
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/Dina_in_Bathro...
Baby Bear in the lap of luxury:
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/BabyBearInPink...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:00pm.
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I still don't get why the GF was in hospital for excessive anal bleeding. For God's sake, she has the right kind of hole, what did he need to mess with her exit hole for?
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I think the one who lives in the trailor is gay or bi-ish but won't admit it in a small town. The girlfriend is probably hanging around for the crack. She just didn't realize her own crack was in jeopardy.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:56pm.
Just yesterday I told a client that he had "to quit fucking around in titty bars if he wants to stay on probation." That is an exact quote.
Strait-laced? I think not!
I'm just saving my pervy stories for my memoirs.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
YOU BROKE PRIVILEGE! Neener neener neener! I'm telling the barmaid!
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I told the client this in the hallway in front of several people. No privilege. NEENER, NEENER.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:41pm.
Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.
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Ok, we won't tease (come on - my song was funny!) because we want updates. We know that your friend Justin knows the person who drove him. You are not related, friendly or aquainted. But we do want updates some day if there is anymore news. Like what happened to the girlfriend? Will this be his wake up call that meth is not a good idea? Will he just switch teams? Many unanswered questions.
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I still don't get why the GF was in hospital for excessive anal bleeding. For God's sake, she has the right kind of hole, what did he need to mess with her exit hole for?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:56pm.
Just yesterday I told a client that he had "to quit fucking around in titty bars if he wants to stay on probation." That is an exact quote.
Strait-laced? I think not!
I'm just saving my pervy stories for my memoirs.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
YOU BROKE PRIVILEGE! Neener neener neener! I'm telling the barmaid!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
I love how you're a straight-laced attorney up front but a perv in secret reality.
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Objection: States facts not in evidence. I never claimed to a strait-laced attorney ... just an attorney.
Just yesterday I told a client that he had "to quit fucking around in titty bars if he wants to stay on probation." That is an exact quote.
Strait-laced? I think not!
I'm just saving my pervy stories for my memoirs.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:50pm.
It is annoying to have a conversation with someone who constantly wears a blue tooth. And I mean constantly, even when they aren't having a conversation. When I see this person at 8am everyday, he's climbing out of the car in his bluetooth. When I see him in the afternoon, he's on his bluetooth, when I'm leaving work HE'S ON HIS FUCKING BLUETOOTH. GOD. Everytime I see someone wearing one I get the urge to clothesline them.
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We have a neighbor who walks his dogs at 5:00am and wears his bluetooth. This guy is Douche Supreme on a Kanye level. Oh, I'm so sure he's THAT important that he needs his bluetooth at 5:00am because so many people are calling him.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
It is annoying to have a conversation with someone who constantly wears a blue tooth. And I mean constantly, even when they aren't having a conversation. When I see this person at 8am everyday, he's climbing out of the car in his bluetooth. When I see him in the afternoon, he's on his bluetooth, when I'm leaving work HE'S ON HIS FUCKING BLUETOOTH. GOD. Everytime I see someone wearing one I get the urge to clothesline them.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If I hear anything I will pass it along, since I am sure I will be dating him next.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:41pm.
Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.
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Ok, we won't tease (come on - my song was funny!) because we want updates. We know that your friend Justin knows the person who drove him. You are not related, friendly or aquainted. But we do want updates some day if there is anymore news. Like what happened to the girlfriend? Will this be his wake up call that meth is not a good idea? Will he just switch teams? Many unanswered questions.
Fucking A.
That made me choke on my unagi. Anal fuckery always gets me. *sigh*
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Seriously, it is starting to piss me off.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
I love how you're a straight-laced attorney up front but a perv in secret reality.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:36pm.
OK! I must go on record here and state that the dude with the bad butthole from meth sex is not MY poopy meth boy. I only heard the story through a friend. I do not know him, have never met him and do not plan on ever being in his company.
Thank you for the opportunity to correctly state, he in not MINE!
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Then why do I keep singing this song:
DG and Meth Boy sitting in a tree
A-N-A-L fuckery
First comes lube
Then comes ER
Then comes weeks on a donut pillow
I do not need to distance myself from someone that I don't even know.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'd just like to say that all of your funnies have cheered me up.
Carry on.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
*snicker* DG tryna distance herself from her Poopy Meth Boy. *snicker* He's allllllllll yours! YOU know you want his poopy times in your vehicle!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Imperial Whore on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 4:33pm.
Who is that in your avatar?
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
OK! I must go on record here and state that the dude with the bad butthole from meth sex is not MY poopy meth boy. I only heard the story through a friend. I do not know him, have never met him and do not plan on ever being in his company.
Thank you for the opportunity to correctly state, he in not MINE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
Freebird: Sugaroo forgot tell that in the spring they use daisy rings. The neighbors told me. ;)
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Oh shit! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 4:28pm.
DG, how does a gardening game work? Do you have to plant flowers/veggies in the proper sunlight or something like that?
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I haven't played it yet, but I am going to try it out tonight, so I will let you know~
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
Freebird: Sugaroo forgot tell that in the spring they use daisy rings. The neighbors told me. ;)
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*googling daisy ring*
Well I'll be damned if I didn't just pull a Diamond Dog and learn something gross today!
*last remaining innocence runs out the door screaming*
Submitted by moosh on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:11pm.
That's me in 40 yrs....
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Including the hot pink/fuschia 'Vette?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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That's me in 40 yrs....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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