Dear St. Angie, You Can Take Your Greasy Ass Home Now!

Dear Ange.
I hate to be the bearer of sad tidings but try and take this on the chin. I want to help and this is coming from a positive place. Let’s go.

Lightening your hair and wearing a ‘nude’ dress (for those unfortunate souls whose skin is the colour of old tea bags) plus the cock sucker red lippy does not make you look sexy. You look desparate. Especially in the ‘Hi Steven.Would you like to see my cunt’ photo. You have overdone the botox love and look like a boiled egg with a ten head reflected in the back of a spoon.

To add insult to injury, this film will die on it’s arse. Tarantino is a misogynistic wanker who has spent all of what we might laughingly refer to as his career trying to be a hard man and play with the black kids. Epic fail. Add to the that you partner's acting talents which successfully run the gamut of emotion from A to well, A and his accent which is fucking downright hilarious and you are looking at a flop that will make ‘I want MAH SON’ look like ‘Titanic’.

Run for the hills and take your unkempt litter with you.
Love

Lizzie
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~ Twain

SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE....

WHAT DID SHE DO TO HER FACE??????

YOU JUST FUCKED YOUR MONEY MAKER HONEY........

Is it just me or does Angie look like she had Botox or something done to her face?

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You can tell Jolie didn't give a shit enough to even hire someone to do her hair or apply her make up. The hair looks like she washed and went ... the lipstick screams "my grandmother".

FYI - photos are floating around of an after party - there is definitely a little more PDA - smiling at one another, hand on thigh kind of photos - but there is also one of him attempting to kiss her and her face is saying " don't even try it!" People tend to forget that they are in fact actors. They can play up the love when they need to. In the case of "Basterds" bombing at the box office - it would be a good idea if they kept the charade going a little longer.

MMmmmmm condom dress....

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I noticed that lately the demand for these two has died down.

They are usually groping each others hind parts. Never too tired for some inappropriate rubbing.

Even the Loonies have to admit that they have designated their booty grippin' as their "see-they're-still-in-love-you-haters-of-all-that-is-holy-and-therefore-you-must-love-the-evil-maniston" signature move.

At this point, they are roommates. Friends. Not lovers.

Angie looks prettier than she has in years...and I'm not one to compliment that cunt lightly! They do look over it though and I'm totally looking forward to the breakup.

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Could they look any more miserable??? I guess the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

If these pictures don't make it obvious how their relationship is OVER... i dunno what will !!
Both of them look like they couldn't care less about each other. Angie seems PISSED and not happy at all... Brad is just... so not into her !!
Are the rumours of rift between these two true??

Submitted by bensucks on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15am.
I know this was probably stated here already...but I feel the urge to say it after a shitty day at work.

Brad and Angelina look like SHIT! Oh and I would like the media to stop shoving these two douches down our throats like they are the hottest couple in the planet because they are NOT.

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yea i think shes going bald and i have always thought her mouth was disgusting and they are both looking old and ugly BUT i'll be nice and say the hair colour suits her better as we all know ladies when your face is starting to look aged stay away from the black hair dye

Scrolling down, so....many....Brangeloonies! GO AWAY!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Thumbnail #6, pap bitch is totally TIRED of these two over-exposed douches. NEXT!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Angie looks like she's pulling an Xtina fashion statement here, and I wholeheartedly agree with the dress looking like extra long foreskin. Brad looks like a plumped up pigeon here!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

I know this was probably stated here already...but I feel the urge to say it after a shitty day at work.

Brad and Angelina look like SHIT! Oh and I would like the media to stop shoving these two douches down our throats like they are the hottest couple in the planet because they are NOT.
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Please don't tell me I'm the only ho who thinks Angie looks... B-E-A-T!! Damn talk about old face, Some REAL Bennjamin Buttons shit going on here! Sixth thumbnail the pap to the left cant even stand the stench of their egos. Inglorious Bastards should be inglorious Beastards, or Inglorious Bass-Tards. Or some shit.

Estrogen a-poppin!

Who's Quentin holding back (not Krueger, the other one)? It looks like he doesn't want to get them infected or he's trying to keep the chick in the white from punching Holie the fuck out.

Ugh. I'm actually a fan of these two which I know is a hanging offence 'round these parts but shit even I can see how bad this look is.
Brad's been looking tired since about the third child but Angelina looks all out shocking here. Horrendous hair, worse make up and seriously unflattering dress. Maybe thats why she's not smiling?

There is two possible reasons for the slit, the lips, the fact that i know ol girl is going commando. A, Diane Kruger had the fucking nerve to show up to her own premier OR B, someone told her that Oliver Martinez would be there.

Nice fivehead, Ange.

She must be high, she's usually so ridiculously smiley that she can't keep her chompers together. At the Academy Awards (and every other event they attended around that time) every pic was the same pose with her hand on Pitt's chest and her huge ass wide open mouth smile going full force. Or maybe she's scared shitless Andrew Morton is going to pull those skeletons out of her closet kicking and screaming? Either way, Angie Ho looks like hell.

Christ, this bitch has so much Botox in her I don't even think her clothes wrinkle anymore!

BTW, I don't think that is a baby bump. She is thin, but not very toned. It's probably just weak stomach muscles. There were pics last week of Julia Roberts in a bikini and she had a similar tummy and like Jolie, she has had three bio kids including twins.

I've been following Angie (liking her less more and more, used to be a fan when she freely acted like the nut she is). She looks tired/washed out to me in these photos. She looks older than she is to me. But who knows, could be really hot weather today. And the dress is not flattering. But nice to see new pics.

I do believe she's got female pattern baldness, or AGA.

In the sixth pic the photog to the left must be smelling something foul.

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I noticed people are also discussing her looking unhappy and clingy. It's pretty well-known that she has very difficult pregnancies. I'm not saying it's not her responsibility, but she just had twins, as well as Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax.

Brad has made it known that he doesn't want another baby yet. Everytime you see him, he looks so stressed and half-dead. She is so desperate to hang on to him that she wants more babies with him. I think they really love eachother, but it was just too much, too fast and how could all of it NOT be overwhelming. So, even if they split (and if she is indeed pregnant), they will have four biological children together.

When they got together, it was just Angie, Brad and Maddox. They seemed really happy then. It was a new love and they didn't have all that pressure on them. If you think about it, I believe they've had/adopted a total of 6 children in five years of being together. Granted they have nannies, but still.....

Submitted by ItsJoanCrawfordBitch on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:28pm.

No, you'll probably be celebrated, not berated for any negative Jolie comment on this site.

I thought she looked preggers too, but didnt say anything.

The close up of Angie & Brad, (thumb 14), where she has that bony, stringy arm out and holding him with the lightest of touches, shows that her gut is barely existent. I think the drape of the curtain, I mean dress, and the shine, actually make her gut look bigger. If she had an ass and some meat on her bones, the gut thing wouldn't stand out as much.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Somebody had some Botox! Somebody had some Botox! Somebody had some Botox! Somebody had some Botox! Somebody had some Botox!

Her face is not moving an inch. But she is beautiful, very beautiful.

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I know I may be berated on here for saying this, bt Angelina hasn't looked this good in a long, long time. I think she learned her lesson with the Botox (or whatever crap she had in her face, after she was seen at the premiere of the 'Changeling'. Not that I don't think she hasn't done SOMETHING to her face, but it's not nearly as severe. The 'Madame Tussaud" was NOT working for her. I always pegged her as someone who would want to age gracefully (by Hollywood standards). I hope she's learned her lesson. For Christ's sake!! She's only in her early thirties.

The nose job will never grow on me. She had a cute nose before; I don't know why she would would change it.

A another bebah is definitely on the way!! MK, you're going to have nightmares tonight!! She's put on a little weight, simply meaning she looks less like a skeleton. She's got the glow and she's got the bump. I'm guessing 2 1/2 months. But, what the fuck do I know? I'm bebah-less and know nothing about having bebah's!!

One more quick note. I was watching 'Gia' the other night, and she actually had some meat on her bones, and she was playing a model!! Her face, her breasts, her ass and she was just more fleshy in general. She looked effing fantastic!!

Submitted by ferdis on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:20pm.

I agree. The only conclusion you can draw logically is that this is a publicity stunt. Isn't the movie supposed to be getting bad reviews?

Submitted by K2 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:03pm.

I dont think so. At Golden Globes they were very close. At Oscars too. PR stunt for sure. Award season.
Also at the premiere of Benjamin Button . She showed some PDAs to Brad and his family. She was clingy. She was totally crazy that night. It was HER premiere. Her first public appearance after the twins.

At Cannes, i think is different. For the first time she cant hide the fact she is pissed off.

She is bored. This is my impression. I would be too. Brad is boring.

I'm torn between loving her new look and hating it. On the upside, she looks a little less gothic than usual. On the downside, she looks like fucking Rose MacGowan (sp?).

I wonder how much longer they will keep up the charade of their union together. It has gone from him following behind her to her having clutching onto him. He seems rather done.

One more observation:

Why is she not showing any teeth? She was so f*cking happy on the red carpet with his parents that she looked like the joker! She couldn't stop smiling. Now she looks pissed at the world. The dress was worn to rub HIS face in it. She's obviously not letting him touch "it" anymore so she wants him to realize what he's missing. She looks naked!

Also, I thought only he wasn't touching her ass but she isn't touching his either. this is totally staged. Anyone that thinks they're happy is delusional and in denial.

It is very weird that she will not stand next to his co-stars. She's such a weird chic. It's like he has to be in her bubble at all times. Even at his own event. It's obvious he doesn't hang out with friends anymore - but now she's alienated him from his co-stars. The body language and sour puss says it all. She even looks like she's giving daggers to people. I think her eyes are puffy on top too - sign of crying or lack of sleep.

Submitted by K2 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:03pm.

Are you serious??? That was kind of a scary analysis.

Has anyone ever seen her in an interview when she was with BBT? She specifically states that she would never not show PDA to the person she loves no matter where she was - red carpet included. Well I think it's safe to say that too is a lie. Either that was a lie or the relationship with Pitt is. Don't tell me that motherhood makes you resort to being a cold fish with the man that you love. SHE has NEVER been affection with Pitt in public. It makes you wonder why the turn around after BBT. At first I thought she didn't show affection towards Pitt (in the beginning of the relationship) out of guilt over Jen and his divorce. She didn't want the public to see her as the wedge betw him and his wife. But here it is 4 yrs later and she still barely touches him.

She's been photographed being more affectionate with her brother & her FATHER!! No matter how evolved or mature a person becomes they don't lose the instinct to be loving and affectionate (in public) like they once were.

This is OVER!

Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:59pm.

MK should have lead with that photo. Screw Phoebe.

Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:36pm.

I like Angelina only because people hate her so much and I don't think anyone but Paris Hilton deserves so many detractors.

That being said she looks weird here.

Truthfully, it looks like she has a giant forehead or something. She needs more hair in her face. Usually, she is stunning though.

But you are allowed your own tastes without having to be called a "loonie" and suffering harassment.

Post on!

PS...I love how no one in the background is even noticing Phoebe Price!

Kruger and Pitt look like they fucked...check out that picture where they're staring at each other. Mmm hmmm...

Honestly, Angie has lost her looks for the most part. All I can see is some bit of what used to be. Other than that, she looks scary and angular, not statuesque.

you all know i like to bash angelina. i love to. i will never forgive her for homewrecking. cant help it.

but these pics make me think she is really unwell psychologically. not that she is ever stellar. but that is in real trouble at this point. she does not look well, and i dont mean her shiny skin.

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I have to admit, she looks stunning. Choosing a light color dress plus bright lipstick is a good change from the darker looks she usually rocks.

Jolie lost her teeth? She cant smile! Oh Lord she is really angry with something. And her face scares me. A lot.

You know what I love? The windbags over at Just Jared keep saying "GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!" when the same people turn around and say awful things about Aniston.

Why don't they practice what they preach? Idiots.

I don't know..I think Angie looks better than she has in a long time. Brad..not so much. Though I never understood his appeal to begin with.

She looks really pissed off about something though.

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NOT ANOTHER ANGIE POST!!!!!!!!

Submitted by RufusR on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:36pm.
Sorry all you haters but Angelina looks stunningly beautiful in these pictures. You can talk about all her flaws if you want but the overall result and effect is breathtaking.

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