Idol Attracts The Crazies
What's it about American Idol and the loons? Paula's stalker, Paula herself, Tatiana Del Toro and now this crazy bitch who tried to choke the caca out of Terri Seymour? They should hand out ludes before every Idol taping, because some hos just need to calm down!
TMZ says that while Simon Cowell's ex titty fluffer, Terri Seymour, was leaving the finale last night, some maniac came up to her and asked if she was Simon's lady. The crazy bitch then tried to get her hands on Terri's froat, so she could choke her ass! The coppers arrived and took the alleged choker, Janice Thibodeaux, down to the big house. 200lb Janice was arrested and is currently being held on $52,7000 bail. Janice's brother and sister told TMZ that she isn't crazy. That's exactly what my family tells people when asked what's wrong with me. But seriously, they knew that bitch was crazy, because she probably pulled the wings off of butterflies as a child.
And why would I not be surprised if Janice Thibodeaux turned out to be Paula Abdul in a fat suit she bought at the Norbit lot sale? Janice Thibodeaux is the name she gives to her back alley pharmacists.
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Terri is fugly and her voice is super nasty.
For singles .... I found a hot place where you can find your rich and sexy partner...
Try your best to enjoy life..
****s u g a r b a b y m e e t . c O m *****
HOPE YOU CAN FIND YOUR LOVE
Is Simon - who is an obvious homosexual - a petit woman?
She appears so next to the fish, unless it is a giant fish.
So Simon is maybe 5'8 or so?
Discuss!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:29pm.
Anyone wanna bet that Simon will soon say that the wrong man won?
Kris is a good singer but AI would have made more money off of Adam.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Snowy
Lo Siento Mi Amiga
MS
Anyone wanna bet that Simon will soon say that the wrong man won?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
OH FUCK NO. FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE A TWEEN RIGHT NOW.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Whattttt!?! I only watched tonight's episode to bask in Snowy's glow.
Uhhhhh..excuse me, I think I hear one of the chilluns calling for me. *Runs like a maniac out of the thread*
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
*looks around nervously*
Psssttt...It was not Glamberaci!!!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Fuck, I had to put the kids to bed...who won?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Oh Snap!
*runs off and hides*
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
*looks to make sure the coast is Snowy clear*
Slutty!!!
OMG!! ME too!!! I thought to myself, "Me and the boys will be playin all night indeed!!"
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
This is the 1st A.I. that I've watched in years, now I understand why.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
@ Clarisse .. *looks to make sure Snowy isn't around* I laughed when Adam sang the part that about "me & the boys will be out all night".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Sluts!!!
*looks around for Snowy*
How can you let Adam do "Beth"???? BETH!!! Gawd I feel so betrayed!!!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:29pm.
IT'S OFFICIAL. KISS WILL LICK SATAN'S ASSHOLE FOR A DOLLAR
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Yes, and Gene Simmons will still be wearing his black socks & have Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" playing in the background.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
IT'S OFFICIAL. KISS WILL LICK SATAN'S ASSHOLE FOR A DOLLAR.
*smootches to Jiggy*
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
I just have never forgotten MK posting about Simon Cowell using Nodoro for his nutstank.
Apparently one of his maids ratted him out.
Gah-ross.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Terri & Simon should have stayed together & had lots of little lip-less baby friends. I swear, between the 2 of them, there's one decent sized lip!
~Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Anonymous~
Sharky2...how did that turn out for you? Are you, by any chance, a serial killer now?
So, it turns out that Janice is a Paula Abdul fan. In other news, the sky is blue.
From E!online [truncated]:
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Simon Cowell's Ex Terri Seymour Attacked After Idol
Today 11:45 AM PDT by GINA SERPE
Mark Sullivan/Getty Images
"I wasn't cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out 'help' as he did so," Thibodeaux, 33, told RadarOnline.com after she was locked up. "Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it?"
So she decided to make an example out of Seymour.
"She was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula.
"Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don't regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that."
Seymour, 34, refused medical treatment after the incident.
(Originally published on May 20, 2009 at 8:05 a.m. PT)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
LiLStephy do you think Adam is gay?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ex tittie fluffer? Oh sweetie darling, you *do* have a way with words! Hilarious!
Terri's face kind of annoys me, she looks like a maniacal, skinny chimp...so I can kind of understand the choking impulse, just not the acting out part of it.
I made a video for Adam, please watch and comment (and spread around!):
http://animoto.com/play/9BMlQmH5kYCXDVlwgjxhdw
thanks Clarry!
♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I would pay cash money to see Paula on Quaaludes on You Tube letting the crazy flow on and on.....
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Snowy!
No! I missed it!! Can't watch it tonight either cuz of the Cavs game! Damn damn double damn!!!
I'll be rooting for you!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
HEY RAUL DICK..I CAN'T GO "EAT A DICK" THEY ARE ALL IN THIS ADAM LOSERS MOUTH ALREADY...ENJOY YOUR BIG MAC IDIOT!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 3:47pm.
Those teeth that man has are hilarious.
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They're tragic. I can't imagine anyone looking in a mirror with those and thinking, "oh yeah, looking good." Although, that is probably exactly what he thinks.
Clarry: what?!?!?!?!? you didn't watch it!?!?!?! LMAO
Last night they each sang three songs and then America voted and tonight we find out the results
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Snowy!
Wait! I thought that is what all of the hullabaloo was about last night!? Wasn't it two hours?
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 3:32pm.
Sick. The most salient point is, clearly, that she weighs 200 pounds. Heifer be crazy.
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Oh, whatevs. If she were an ano psycho b!tch (e.g., like any of the hoes from the Hills, I <3 Money, Rock of Skank Bus, etc.), no one would making a big deal about her weight :\
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Del Toro = Porn
Clarry we won't know who won till tonight.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Cannot STAND her voice. It always sounds like she has a piece of meat stuck in her throat and she tried to get it out by gargling with a mixture of sandpaper and salt.
The last job on Earth this bitch is qualified for is anything related to public speaking.
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Wait, who won???
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
I haven't watched the idol since Jennifer Hudson was voted off because America thought that red haired sinatra wannabe pale skin kid was a better singer. I wonder what that kid's name was... ___________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
What the hell is wrong with that woman? Choking someone over a stupid tv show? Was she pissed she had no more cake left?
Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 3:27pm.
Hey Jimmy, tell us how you really feel and then....GO EAT A DICK!
Jesus, Simon doesn't need a flashlight in the dark, does he? All he has to do is open his mouth and let those flourescent teefs light the way!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Those teeth that man has are hilarious.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
The fascination with this show is beyond my comprehension. Never seen and episode and never plan on it. Will it ever just GO AWAY? : (
Wasn't me
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 3:19pm.
i'm convinced anyone who watches and is associated with idol is more than slightly mental...
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who you calling MENTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOLOLOLOLOL
:P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Sick. The most salient point is, clearly, that she weighs 200 pounds. Heifer be crazy.
200LB SOUNDS LIKE THE IDOL TARGET AUDIENCE!!! ALL THESE LOSERS(ONES WHO GET TATOOS INCLUDED) GO NUTS OVER FUCKHEADS WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING IN LIFE, BUT TO SING IN FRONT A BUNCH OF IDIOT!!ENJOY YOUR ADAM WHATEVER SHIT TONIGHT AND WASTE YOUR MONEY ON IDOL SHIT, BECAUSE HE WILL BE GONE WITHIN 2 YEARS LIKE RUBIN 'FATASS' STUDDARD!!!
I heard it was Ruben in a wig.
I think Simon hired her to do it.
i'm convinced anyone who watches and is associated with idol is more than slightly mental...
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