Who Won American Idol?
I know you were hoping that when Tatiana Del Toro came back to American Idol tonight, the judges would all fall to her feet and beg for her forgiveness. They would shower her roses and declare that she's the rightful winner of American Idol. Then Tati would screech like a trillion Glamberaces causing the theater to crumble and crash on all of them. Unfortunately, that's not how it went down. But see who got crowned the prettiest prettiest boy in all the land. JUMP!

GLITTER LOST!!!!! I could barely hear Kris Allen sing that winning shit song, because the sound of a trillion unicorns crying rang in my ears. Every disco ball stopped turning as soon as Gaycrest announced Glamberace lost! Seriously, the lights on Broadway have gone dark and Las Vegas is shutting down completely for the first time in forever! I blame Bill O'Reilly! Send the rage-filled unicorns after him!
Even my no-no got a little weepy. Shit, even Kris got a little weepy. Maybe bitch felt he was hit in the peen bone, because he didn't look that thrilled to win. He was probably confused, because he practiced his "I've got the sads, but glad you won" face all night and didn't know how to pull a "Yay, I won, but sads you lost" face. Good news for Glamberace, though. At least he can flutter the fuck away from that awful song now.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat an entire bar of booze.
P.S. - Beware of Melissa Dawn, because she is totally running the streets nekkid with her head cut off.



Tatiana is one crazy psycho bitch but, i would pound that cunts pussy till it got purple.
I loved Kiss with Adam! Krissy poo is too adorable. I'm happy that he won.
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For crapsake...would you please give it a rest? Adam lost because Kris had more broad appeal for the average person watching this show...not because he's gay. He was just too glitzy-showgirl...which isn't interchangeable with homosexuality. Not every gay man glitters, people.
I guess that this means that HOMOS (type it right) don't run Hollywood.
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This just goes to show my prediction was right. The mo-hating Christian Right and most of Middle America were not going to stand for Glamberace winning and came out in droves.
After Adam's performance last night, I finally get what Adam could potentially be: a (not as good, of course) 2nd coming of Freddie Mercury, and for bringing over-the-top fab back, I thank him.
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at this point who cares who won.. what i want to know is... Who made queen latifa wear that? and Why do they hate her? And... What planet is cindy lauper from? and Who's gonna rescue that 16 year old girl from it?
They both seem like good guys, but this win is better for Kris...He needed it more because he seems kind of too laid back & a bit of a follower to do much more than Idol on his own. This way he can have Idol leading him around until he gets more confident....Adam is way more of a go getter & more independent, so it will be great for him to be on his own, but still have Idol runner up on his "resume". Like everyone is saying thankfully, it wasnt Gokey.
I couldnt believe KISS was there though! That was actually pretty cool.
Wow! My eyes have gone blind with all the looong commentary! What's with all the words today on AI!?
Kris looked scared and sheepish that he won...Adam was more deserving of the 2
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:19pm.
no, Clay didn't win- Ruben Studdard won! and now he's playing county fairs!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
True that Kris got Gokey's votes but if it would have been an Adam/Gokey face off, Gokey would have gotten Kris' fangirl and Southern votes, not to mention the "his wife just died" sympathy votes. Lesser of two evils, I guess (shrugs and says Thanks to NoGokey AGAIN)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:19pm.
no, Clay didn't win- Ruben Studdard won! and now he's playing county fairs!
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Frankly, IMO, winning Idol is like the kiss of death to having a serious and lucrative career. Out of all the seasons this show has been on ,how many of the winners have gone on to have brilliant careers? A handful, maybe. The rest have faded into obscurity. If this Adam guy is so talented, then I am certain he will end up doing far better that the guy that won.
Never mind, Gayken didn't win. Goes to show how much I watch Idol.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I suppose it's a small consolation that Adam lost to Kris, not Gokey. That would have been more infuriating to me. Also, Adam won't have to sing Kara's cheese-tastic song ever again!
also- It took me a loooong time to figure out who the hell David Cooke was when he sang last nite..so winning can't be all that.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:31am.
i actually kind of liked the way it happened. not that i don't think adam probably should've won- but he certainly didn't need to win. he's gonna do what ever the hell he wants to do now and people will love it. But i think Kris needed the platform more than adam. and I do like Kris, he seems very jack johnson to me (who i also like a lot)
i think a lot of other people thought that way, that adam didn't need to win to be a star, whereas Kris probly did, so they voted for Kris.
But either way, I like them both and I think they will both do well.
Well, Adam at least.
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I have thought for a long time that AI is fixed, and you can't tell me it's not. Last year, everyone was convinced that Archie would win, and of course he didn't. Same this year, with everyone thinking it was in the bag for Adam. I swear, AI wants to be contrary, and be certain to crown the unexpected winner, just for the shock value.
Consoling my daughter last night, I told her it would be better for Adam to not win, but of course, she's 14, and she wanted him to win.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:31am.
ITA!
Kris got Gokey's votes. It would have been better if it were an Adam/Gokey showdown. Kris just doesn't have it, I don't know how he got that far. Sorry Kris fans, it's JMO.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:50am.
I know dramaqueen had Kris in the office pool too, she must be taking all the dlisters out for cocktails
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Listen, Adam probably did lose because he's gay. All the Christian Danny voters probably turned their votes to Kris. It's really not that hard to figure out if you actually use your brain. Sad that this country is so fucking wack like that. Although Kris is talented, Adam really should have won and Kris knew it. I think Kris looked totally embarrassed and shocked, and the whole entire win was uncomfortable and anti-climatic in my opinion.
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by Sheeps on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:33am.
AI is not all that different from Eurovision. Only slightly less glittery.
ummm no
Eurovision is a song contest
with professional signed singers who are already developed fame
and ofcourse established talent
now American Idol is not about music itself but about marketing
even if they dont sell enough records ...wich they dont
cuz most people either download it or cheap in
so those are not their profits...their profits come from advertisement and their empire..show itself is a big marketing and advertising machine
so even if some people got famouse for a year from it
made few mils and went back to their places
the machine that is american idol...their brand
never stops
who ever came up with that idea is a genius
even ur txts and calls put money in their pockets
so there u gooo
but eurovision is about prestige in music biz
they dont profit from show itself nor products wich they dont even make
i mean they do profit from adverisements
yet its all politics and comunication btwn countries
US and and Europe are completely different with everything
so dont compare it just basing the fact that they are both music shows
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Again, it coulda been Gokey. (falls to knees in thankful prayer)
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i liked adam better and i couldnt understand who would vote for Kris, but as ive been talking to people, there are alot of undercover kris fans
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Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:28am.
Flatbush hooker STFU! I can deal with reality and the reality IS HE LOST BECAUSE HE WAS GAY! Plain and simple. Now go back to your stroll. Ho.
How very Fox news off you
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Submitted by Vita on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:16am.
Who cares if he was gay? Well, I'm sure a lot of people cared. I didn't care! I don't even really watch the show, but I did vote for Adam because he's such a rock star! I mean look at him. He's got everything we want in an entertainr. Who cares if he's not as talented as the gay kid? I mean being an American Idol is not just about the voice, it's about the looks, the potential tabloid coverage bankability, the good scandals, and then maybe the voice. Which is why I only vote for those who I think are the quickest to be found having an orgy with a bunch of midgets while coked out swinging from a bamboo tree in the Chinese forests. I mean, if I don't vote that way, then what's the point of buing OK, Star, Life & Style, etc.! Like really!
Honestly I stopped watching this crap years ago because it was just not same after kelly won
dunno when it was new it was very addictive but now its just meeeh
homophobes wouldnt watch this show and in my opinion the only people who do watch it are gays...so why gays wouldnt vote for gays ? talent or no talent?
its annoying tho to hear about it on the radios and weeklies
because wgaf anymore?
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Submitted by Vita on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:16am.
Who cares if he was gay? Well, I'm sure a lot of people cared. I didn't care! I don't even really watch the show, but I did vote for Adam because he's such a rock star! I mean look at him. He's got everything we want in an entertainr. Who cares if he's not as talented as the gay kid? I mean being an American Idol is not just about the voice, it's about the looks, the potential tabloid coverage bankability, the good scandals, and then maybe the voice. Which is why I only vote for those who I think are the quickest to be found having an orgy with a bunch of midgets while coked out swinging from a bamboo tree in the Chinese forests. I mean, if I don't vote that way, then what's the point of buing OK, Star, Life & Style, etc.! Like really!
Honestly I stopped watching this crap years ago because it was just not same after kelly won
dunno when it was new it was very addictive but now its just meeeh
homophobes wouldnt watch this show and in my opinion the only people who do watch it are gays...so why gays wouldnt vote for gays ? talent or no talent?
its annoying tho to hear about it on the radios and weeklies
because wgaf anymore?
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They're both talented guys. In the end, I couldn't take Adam's screaming. Made me want to slap my Grandma.
Adam will make a great metal singer...something that Idol would never let him do. Go Adam...talk to Rob Halford of Judas Priest and make a fucking kick ass metal album!
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KRIS ALLEN IS NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A SICK MIDGET CHIMPANZEE!
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I liked them both (although I liked Adam more). They seemed like nice enough guys. It was like comparing apples and oranges. I do think they gay/glam think affected his vote. I don't think people outright are like "I don't like gays" but he just makes them uncomfortable and Kris is much more safe and cute (like a stuffed animal). The type of audience that votes on AI is the type that will like Kris and be uncomfortable about Adam. However, in the real world, the people who buy music are not just idol viewers. I mean think of who is big now, most of them would not have won idol, but they are big in the real world. That is what matters more. Adam is better off with his style not winning, so idol doesn't mold him and force him to sing that horrendous victory song. Kris would fare better with idol's manufacturing of artists so it probably worked out best for the both of them. Good for them both! (except Kris having to sing that Kara song, yuck!)
P.S. He is cute though.
People don't always give others a chance if they look 'different'. It's always about the perception behind the look.
I remember Bette Midler on Johnny Carson, many years ago. People thought she was WEIRD! But he showed the world (that he approved) and voila, a great talent.
It's all about 'conformity' and 'mass appeal'. They'll always go with the cookie cutter boy/girl next door type over anything else. It's not always about the best talent, it's about how marketable someone is.
Everything is so over produced today anyway. They can make anyone sound good (as long as they can sing to begin with).
well, I'll just put in my little 2 cents. Yeah, baby, whoohoo, I love my little monkey boy, my unassuming college kid with an acoustic guitar and a dream, who made it through the crap, only gettin' his little self in the bottom 3 once, and winning over my heart with each little strum of his gui-tar. He beat that big bad scary Adam, the "invincible one" and the dude stayed humble and real through the whole thing. I want to hug him to my bosom and keep him safe, safe from those big boy bullies at the playground that want to take away his shiny new crown.
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Buckeyemom, did your daughter explain to you who David Cook is?
He's hardly jinxed at all, in fact the opposite.
Anyhow, anyone who would have wanted to hear Adam's shrills and screams all over the radio should have voted. The people who wanted more radio-friendly stuff voted for Kris.
It's not that hard when you think about it. There's a different between pop music and musical theatre.
Oscar Wilde: (yes I know who that is also)
I am well aware of who David Cook is. We have tickets to his re-scheduled show that was cancelled due to his brother's death. He is still in his first year as AI winner. Time will tell how he will do Historically, those MALES who lose Idol fare MUCH BETTER than the male WINNERS IE: Ruben Studdard, Taylor Hicks so your sarcastic comment was really unnecessary. Kris Allen may ride the Idol wave for a year or so but after that, time will tell who will fare better, Kris or Adam.
PS My 13 year old was upset when Archuleta LOST last year Hubby and I were team Cook
i like both so i'm not all devastated by this. And oh yeah, it's a tv show. That too.
I guess those Goke-heads got the last laugh. No way were they going to vote for an eye-lining, fingernail-painting, foundation-wearing gay amazon that is Adam. And I can't hate on Kris. He's just too cute and harmless.
But that's great for Adam in the long run. Now he's not contractually enslaved by 19 Entertainment and can actually make some good music.
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Submitted by Vita on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:06am.
I feel that way too. I was just talking to a friend about how music isn't innovated or raw anymore. The whole grunge thing of the 90s and gangster rap thing - - you may not have liked either one, but those were innovative types of music that emerged from the ground up. Garage bands and freestyle contests produced some of the biggest artists of the 90s.
Today, everything is totally fucking manufactured. Voices are all synthesized, and minus coffee shop music, it is rare that instruments are actually played. It's weird.
My friend told me I was being old and crochety, and that every generation has always thought this. So who knows...
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Well as we know from past experience, coming in 2nd on American Idle is not necessarily bad at all (can we say Gaykin?)
Submitted by ReeRee84 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:15am.
One last thing - this? SO TRUE. Adam is not a real rocker and never will be because he's too contrived and theatrical. Rock stars have to have something edgy about them; something raw - and quite frankly Adam isn't edgy at all. He dresses and cuts his hair like fucking Pete Wentz, he gives the little show choir smile and wink-y face whenever he sings, and he TRIES to sing AND scream at the same time and it just sounds weird. It doesn't sound anything like Kiss or Aerosmith or Queen or any true rock stars. It sounds like the lead actor in RENT TRYING to sound edgy and hardcore. I know Adam thinks his place is in rock, but I totally think it is in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
You aren't a rock star just because you can reach a high note.
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AHahahahaha - today someone is crying in his guyliner. Now Glambert can really sing "Tracks of my Tears"
I guess you can say certain PR strategies backfire :(
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If he lost because he was gay, it's probably because of bloggers like Perez Hilton who spent more time focusing on his sexuality (and past history) than on talent itself. A lot of Americans unfortunately still have a problem with that sort of thing.
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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:05am.
Okay, totally have to take issue with that statement. Glambert is a better singer than Kelly? Than Carrie Underwears? Than Fantasia? Than half the people on this season - Anoopie, Allison? I absolutely do not agree. Who has the 'best' voice is a totally subjective issue - clearly you think one thing, but as someone who cringed every time Adam took his song up that extra octave, I promise you I do not agree. At all.
My boyfriend thinks AI is retarded, but he payed enough attention as he was walking through the living room while it was on a couple of weeks ago to say, "Why is that guy screaming like that? He sounds like shit." Clearly, Adam's voice is not for everyone.
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Just had to say one more thing.
American Idol is everything I hate about today's music because it is completely contrived. Instead of having these kids sing songs from other artists and songwriters, have them write their own songs, play their own music with their instruments. Let's start getting back to music that is in it's purest form. That's how we see who really has the chops.
Let's support the type of musicans that we found in the last decades of the last millennium. I am more of a Janis Joplin, Beatles, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Duran Duran, Peaches and Herb, Dionne Warwick (but only during her B&B days) with a sprinkle of Ace of Base, Robyn, Crystal Waters kind of girl. In those days the soundtrack to your life could have music from across the board. You had so much to choose from you could go in to a music coma. I still listen faithfully to all of those artists above because I found there was an integrity to their music, be it pop, dance, rock, R&B, whatever and it is relevant. I really don't acknowledge music past 2002 (unless it's Kanye with his crazy ass) because I feel that 80s and then 90s were the pinnacle of this art form.
And it's our fault because I truly believe that as a country, just as we have with our morals, values, integrity, etc., we have lowered our musical standards. It started with folks like Britney Spears at the end of '99 and it's been down hill ever since. If were are going to let our children listen her garbage and other people like her, then what do we expect the entertainment industry to do? They will put anything in the hands of children because they know that their tasted in music is a bit hardly discerning. Maybe in 1995 you would have come across a thirteen year old rocking "Little Heaven" or "Fake Plastic Trees" or "Stay With Me Baby" but now? Puhlease.
I mean, once you take away the glitter and the gold, who is really hot right now because of pure talent and originality. Right now very few across ANY genre! We the people who buy the music needs to put an end to the bubble gum, plastic coated entertainment industry and make them earn our money by prodcing talent worth hearing.
FUCK, at this point the last good song I heard was from ROBERT fucking PATTINSON of Twilight fame and I didn't even understand half of the shit was he was singing the first time around but his voice fucking SPOKE to me and he completely plays his own instruments and does song writing. Like really. Do we have to ago across the pond AGAIN to get good shit. From actors nonethless?
To clarify my Kris is hot as fuck statement: I personally found him hotter and hotter every week - maybe because of his stroke-victim mouth? Sex-me eyes? Not sure.
I'm CERTAIN that the tweens love him because he's exactly their type - smaller, nonthreatening, not overly hairy, cutie-pie face, sings a lot of romantic-y songs...of COURSE they love him. He's perfect crush material for an eleven or twelve year old.
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Oh and besides Randy Travis week, in which he ripped off another band's take on the song, when did Adam show any creativity or musical instrument ability?
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Buckeyemom, did your daughter explain to you who David Cook is?
He's hardly jinxed at all, in fact the opposite.
Anyhow, anyone who would have wanted to hear Adam's shrills and screams all over the radio should have voted. The people who wanted more radio-friendly stuff voted for Kris.
It's not that hard when you think about it. There's a different between pop music and musical theatre.
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I know dramaqueen had Kris in the office pool too, she must be taking all the dlisters out for cocktails
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