Thursday, May 21st 2009

Marie Osmond: "I Love My Lezzie Daughter!"

There's a lot of reasons to love Marie Osmond. She's crazy. She loves wigs. She makes tranny dolls. And she sang the masterpiece Paper Roses. Well, here's a new reason to love her. Marie loves her pussy-eatin', strap-on wearin', power tool-carrying gayelle daughter! Marie's daughter, Jessica, is a lesbian and Marie is absolutely fine with that. She told Entertainment Weekly (via OK!) that her being a Mormon doesn't automatically mean that she thinks the souls of all gays and gayelles should burn in the fiery pits of hell.

Marie said, "I love my daughter! She's my baby girl, come on. So what if she's gay? She's my daughter and she's an amazing woman and a good kid. I raised her, she better be good. I think it's sad when we have to separate something from society. Whether it's, 'Oh you're Jewish,' and then it was 'Oh you're a Mormon,' or 'Oh you're gay.' I love real people. A lot of women out there have gay children. Who cares? I want love. I'm a Christian and Christ loved everybody."

And I love you, Marie! But really, I'd be sad in the heart if this bitch didn't accept gays. I mean, Marie has to be the gayest thing on this planet! Her brother is Donny Osmond for peen's sake!

Put Marie next to a unicorn. The unicorn immediately looks like the damn Marlboro Man. Put Marie next to Glamberace. Glamberace immediately looks like Chuck Norris! Put Marie next to me. Well, okay, that's a draw.

But seriously, now if only Marie can get some other hos to feel that way. If anybody can do it, Marie can (with help from her hypnotic dolls, of course). Viva Marie!

Posted by: Michael K


chefcammi's picture

Submitted by ststimon on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 8:09am.

I know a lot of Christians and Cathoholics that cant keep their legs closed... OH! and dont forget the about preachers!!

You know what can have a monogomous relationship without even thinking about it? NOTEBOOKS! Why? BECAUSE THEIR PAPER!

I dont even know what the topic is, but I know it cant be all about how it's all homosexuals fault.

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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d

If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

EastEndGirl's picture

Did you really just post that on MKs site?

Jesus fucking wept.

Going to go enjoy another of gods great creations...tobacco.

p.s. you are so seriously in the closet dude.

got to hit the weekend myself -

Don't forget to blame GOD for everything that is fucked up in your life and the world. It will make you feel SO MUCH BETTER about your life. ;)

I'm not into internet fighting either, but as you can see further down on the posts...I certainly didn't START ONE. I also find it hard to believe that OPEN-MINDED people have such a hard damn time grasping religion or God in any way.

God didn't create the perversions - those were allowed in this world by an evil entity that is real. Good and Evil - ever heard of that?

Perversions are let loose on the human soul for a reason. I give it the benefit of the doubt by saying that gayness comes from genetic malfunction.

EastEndGirl's picture

C word,

French showers all around!

ESE, Catch you later doll.

To everyone but the god basher, sorry for being a pisser on a Saturday morning.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

well, this silliness has come to an end for me, folks... as the day begins, remember... god is all knowing, all powerful, everywhere... and needs your money!

see ya, folks!

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The C word's picture

You know what else God created besides gays and free will?
Extra-strength Advil, coffee, and showers, all of which I'm going to go and enjoy now.

Have a happy morning everyone, whatever you believe.

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À la peanut butter sandwiches!

EastEndGirl's picture

ESE,

I heart you! Stiff one! Snort.

EastEndGirl's picture

Look dude, I am not one for internet fighting.

My beliefs go along these lines:

If you choose to believe in god then you must accept that god created all of our perversions and diversions.

According to that top ten seller on the fiction list, The Bible, we are created in *his* image.

So...let me get on with my cold chinese food and hate of timmies.

EEGirl - Are you saying that sex with kids and animals is from GOD?? If so - you are in the dark.

no - I don't tell anyone they are going to hell. Each of them KNOW they have a problem, but can't pinpoint it. Every gay man can usually identify something that went horribly wrong with their FATHER relationship in their early youth.

I don't think it's my place to judge where they are going, but to listen to them. We are ALL sinners, but repentance and belief on Christ that he makes us right with God is what matters.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia and necrolagnia... there's nothing like a stiff one!!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

Eastendgirl - if you believe in good spelling, then I'm sure you know it's either pedophilia or paedophilia --not as YOU spelled it.

Oh, and since you remembered Beastiality, I'm sure you would also know the word for having sex with dead people - probably Necro-something.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 8:12am.
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Hahahaha...sadly, they didn't have the promo at the one near me. God did not provide. ;)

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À la peanut butter sandwiches!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

as they're "telling you how it is" do you kindly tell them they're going to hell?.. you seem like that kind of helper.. and i'm sure they would thank you for your insight

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"We play the game,
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EastEndGirl's picture

C Word,

Good Morn, did you get your free timmies the other day?

Or did god swipe it for being too gay?

you didn't answer my question. Good avoidance. ;)

BTW - friends of mine have PI agencies and law practices setting up to handle the immense wave of gay divorces that are coming....because EVERY gay man KNOWS that they cannot be monogomous for more than a day....and boy do tempers flare!!

I've WITNESSED many gays and their life/styles...they even TELL me about how it is, so I'm not guessing.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by chefcammi on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:59am.
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

HAHAHA!!... that just made me think of "The Breakfast Club"!!..."why does Andrew get to get up? if he get's up, we'll all get up... it'll be anarchy!"

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"We play the game,
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EastEndGirl's picture

No, however, I do believe in good spelling.

Peadophile. Beastiality.

All gods creations.

Which is why I don't believe in god or think he is one sick motherfucker.

Chefcammis son, please put your mommy out of her misery. He will top ten pounds at this rate!

chefcammi's picture

yeah, ese.. methinks it could be a Bot Fly...

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4D pic of my Bot Fly taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d

If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

The C word's picture

I think God might even agree that it's too early for this kind of convo...forgive me, too much 'blood of Christ' last night.

(Mornin' EEG, chefcammi, et al...)

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À la peanut butter sandwiches!

chefcammi's picture

Submitted by ststimon on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:57am.
that being said, I guess you think it's ok to be a pedaphile or into animal sex? I'm guessing that they get 'good feelings'.

~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
...didnt you know that if the "gays" are allowed to get married, that's just whats going to happen??

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d

If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by chefcammi on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:57am.

might just be something you ate.. have you had mexican food lately?

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

chefcammi's picture

Starting to convince myself that I'm not actually pregnant, that it's just beer bloat or something....

(and no, I'm NOT drinking beer...duuuuh!)

~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d

If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

that being said, I guess you think it's ok to be a pedaphile or into animal sex? I'm guessing that they get 'good feelings'.

EastEndGirl's picture

Oh gotta say, anything that produces good feelings (aka a release of endorphins) is in agreement with nature.

God has fuck all to do with it.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

wouldn't it be funny if "god" turned out to be a duckbill platypus?

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

It's amazing to me how MAN & WOMAN were DESIGNED by *something, somehow* to fit together and produce babies.

God isn't 'interested' in people's sex lives - but how you use your body is either for or against nature.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

it's amazing to me how "god" seems to be so interested in people's sex lives... fuckin' pervert!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

..and again - I said I think it's good that Marie (or her PR group) decided to come out and say that she still loves her daughter.

Her daughter (and all gays) do something that is AGAINST NATURE and thus, against God. It's not up to me what their fate is...that is up to God.

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uh...dumbass...ever hear of evolution? go preach somewhere else. most of the people here are too smart to still live their lives by a work of fiction written thousands of years ago. one might even say we have evolved past it.
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What does evolution have to do with it? It's a genetic screwup in addition to a very TROUBLED youth. I've NEVER known of ONE gay person who hasn't had a major trauma with his/her parent before the age of 8.

I don't believe the bible is fiction --but you have the right to have that belief. You might also think you (and humans) have evolved, but you will one day find out that you are incorrect.

EastEndGirl's picture

ESE,

I missed the wine and crackers? Will have to make do with the cold chinese and vodka.

Will someone please tell the birds nesting outside my window that it is very very early in the morning?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:19am.

ah, showed up for breakfast 'eh?!... modi and i are having wine and crackers, lemme fix ya a plate

OT: geeezzuuuss!... hey, that's on-topic!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

EastEndGirl's picture

it will be forever too early to see those dolls.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by modianos on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:05am.

got rid of MS a while ago... maybe down the road i'll get one again

OT: it's really too early to be seeing those dolls

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

modianos's picture

ese do you have myspace? all the cool kids are doin it :) mine is myspace.com/modianos

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by modianos on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:57am.

no sleep for the wicked!

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"We play the game,
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modianos's picture

oh hell no they have tons of cheese...they call it a sermon
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modianos's picture

and wth ese? dont you sleep? its saturday for invisible mans sake!
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by modianos on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:52am.

seriously though, i really ought to get back to church... i haven't had wine and crackers in forever... do you have to bring your own cheese?

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

modianos's picture

holy war = my invisible friend is better than your invisible friend

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by modianos on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:43am.

sshhhh!! the invisible man in the sky might hear you!LOL!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by ststimon on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:39am.

uh..Marie - ever heard of Sodom & Gomarrah - a very GAY city that was destroyed because of its wickedness?

Being gay is against nature....unless you are a freak of it. And yes - I don't think being gay is cool, but more likely a genetic malfunction.
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uh...dumbass...ever hear of evolution? go preach somewhere else. most of the people here are too smart to still live their lives by a work of fiction written thousands of years ago. one might even say we have evolved past it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King

uh..Marie - ever heard of Sodom & Gomarrah - a very GAY city that was destroyed because of its wickedness?

Being gay is against nature....unless you are a freak of it. And yes - I don't think being gay is cool, but more likely a genetic malfunction.

I'm surprised even one kid could come out normal from that whacked family, but I am glad that Marie isn't disowning her.

Good for Marie. I like her.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Now if only she could convince her fellow Mormons that being gay isn't "evil." I hope she didn't follow the church's dictum to contribute money to the "Yes on H8" campaign in California (or the other similar measures they support around the country). It's all very well to say "I love my gay daughter!" - it's another to give money to a church who consistently tries to ensure that that gay daughter never has the right to marry, inherit money and property from a spouse or adopt children.

I'm glad Marie spoke up about this, but I hope she doesn't enable her church's discriminatory, hateful viewpoints.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Good for her for accepting her daughter no matter what. Seriously. I have nothing bad to say about this, and that's a true rarity for me.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

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girl_cheese's picture

Wow. It's got to take some cojones for her to say that. Meanwhile, has she actually sold a decent amount of these dolls? They're nothing to get excited about, or maybe I'm just spoiled by Japan. No, her dolls are nothing special.

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

Good for Marie: she's not a robotic hater and loves her daughter but she's a Christian ?
She's a Mormon and I don't think that exactly qualifies as Christian.
Then again there is only one holy catholic and apostolic CHurch and that is the Roman Catholic Church (you know like in Ireland). So all those born again protestant types don't really qualify as Christian either, no matter what they claim.