Lauri Waring Wants More Money
This has got me confused. TMZ says that Lauri Waring, the puppet-faced filly from The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County, has filed papers asking her ex-husband for more money. According to the papers, Lauri claims she only makes $400 a month. That's not even enough to cover her weekly liquid nails (botox and Wesson is so five years ago) bill!
In the papers, Lauri states that she has over $12,000 in monthly expenses and that her ex-husband, Phil Waring, can afford to pay her more in support, because he makes around $360,000 a year. Lauri also said that she's working as an insurance agent and an "actress" (laugh until you fart) to make ends meet.
Okay... Um. Isn't Lauri still married to George, the wealthiest man in Cota or Laguna or wherever the hell they live? Didn't George buy Lauri's ass a Mercedes and some gaudy ass joo-rees (copyright: DeShawn Snow)? Didn't George take Lauri to Dubai so that she could piss on diamonds and feast on liquid gold? How is she still getting money from her ex-husband if she re-married? Yes, everything I needed to learn about alimony I learned from Desperate Housewives.
OH! I think I know why Lauri's asking for money. It's because she's a greedy crash-grubbing whore who doesn't care how much money she has now, she still wants MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! Hmmm. I can respect that. Carry on!



Looks like this kid really did go through hell...
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/news/columns/article_1581883.php
Here is just an excerpt but read the story, it's mind boggling to think any human being could treat his kids like this.
"Gina gave Pollard declarations written by three of her children in which they say they want to live with her. "I really just want to live with my mommy," 10-year-old Bria scrawled. If I quoted any more, I'd have readers crying all over the county. Fifteen-year-old Slayte's declaration is so full of spite toward George that not even a bottom-dweller like me can bring himself to quote from it."
Found this on TMZ. This is George Peterson son, step son to Lauri Waring who was always so quiet on the show. Now that SL8 is 18, he is telling his story.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/21/real-housewife-real-small-paycheck/6#c1900...
79. THIS IS SLAYTE!!! Not an imposter, the Real deal! I am George's EX son. Lauri is nothing but a golddigging bimbo and none of our family members like her or want her around. She does nothing in our home but check herself out on the internet and is so full of herself. Both her and George think they are Real Celebrities! They are a joke! She is the evil step mother from hell and nobody can stand her. I ran away from home 6 months ago because of the abuse George has done to me and my SISTERS! Before that he had me sent away because I didn’t want to be beat by him anymore and wanted to stay with my mom. Guess what George and Lauri, I am 18 years old now and you can't keep me from being heard now. You made sure that our lives were miserable these last few years while you pretended to be the great people that you aren’t, boy do I have a story to tell!!!! I want the World to know the REAL TRUTH about your fake Brady Bunch and the way you cuss at us all and the monsters that you are. I am Free now, but my sisters aren't!! They don't deserve to live like this until they are 18!! Why don't you tell the truth about what you did to us and my mom! You had everything George and you lost it all because you are an evil control freak who beats his kids till we do exactly what he wants us to do.
Stay Tuned.
Posted at 9:53PM on May 23rd 2009 by SL8
Isn't her son--the failed baseball star--in the hoosegow for heroin and having syringes?
I love to see her try to talk! The face just doesn't want to move.
I'm with you, MK, didn't she just have that world's tackiest wedding complete with tent and a huge white princess dress to indicate that she is a virgin and this was her first wedding?
There is nothing worse that seeing a 40-something woman in a frilly, fluffy white princess dress for her 2nd, 3rd, 4th, whatever wedding!
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Shouldn't this be filed under Tranny Mess as well? I swear this is a guy. Maybe he snagged his husband using his superior blow job skills. The ho who couldn't make it to 200 bj's should take some pointers from this mess.
she is so hideous looking. go to work bitch.
And you know what's awesome about Lauri? Her kids look nothing like her since all the plastic surgery. Nice message to send, L. Maybe you and your kids can all get carved up together one of these days. I mean, you can't have all these reminders of the old you running around not looking like a microwaved Barbie! Cuz microwaved Barbie is THAT bitch!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I think alimony is reasonable when the wife has genuinely set her career aside to raise the kids and maintain the household while her hubby becomes a captain of industry. It will theoretically take her a minute to get back into the workforce. But, how often does that really happen? Modern ladies who've hit the hubby jack-pot mostly spend their time spending money and being lazy and cunty. And their kids are awful. They have nannies and housekeepers, so they ain't raising or maintaining shit. Yep, a lot of fellas get a raw deal on the alimony.
I know a lady who spent none of the child support on her children. Why? The kids moved out and are living with their aunt because their mom is a psycho bitch. She wouldn't voluntarily give up the child support or forward the money to the aunt who is actually raising the kids. They had to go to court. Amazing.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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This old woman thinks she's so farking hot. Truth is, she has a horse head with butt uggers plastic surgery ... her whole face looks bolted on. You aint 19 anymore ho.
Amusing. I flew into Orange County a little while ago and there was a jewelry designer in the next seat who saw a woman he had designed for... and I swear they were roundabout name dropping the Housewives of OC... Lynn, Lauri... and he was talking about the HUGE ring he just did for Lauri. Can't say for sure but it was eye-roll worthy behavior.
More power to her if she can get it, but I thought that would cease once she re-married, unless they had some sort of stipulation in their divorce that he must still provide for the kids till they're a certain age.....Good for you Laurie, drain those men by their balls.
I hate money grubbing bitches. I think spousal support is bullshit (you're an adult, support your damned self!) and child support should be monitored. Child support is for supporting the child, not for the mom to spend on whatever. Like "I need the money early this month because I am going to bike week next weekend." Or asking for more money to pay the electric bill because she just got her hair, nails and tanning done. If a woman going to bitch about needing more child support, she should provide proof that the money is supporting the child. Don't spend it all on yourself and then call every week wanting more money because the child needs things. Damn I hate trifling bitches. *End Rant*
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In Cali, the duty to pay spousal support usually ends upon the recipient's remarriage. Maybe it's child support, as Lolita22 said? I need more deets, man.
seriously.. do people think this thing is hot?
seriously?
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Mmmm...Maybe her marriage to George was just "mande-for-TV"? I mean, she's describing herself as an "actress". Wouldn't that be just delicious, to find out that her fairytale life is all a fake?
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I think the REVERSE is happening here folks- been there done that.
Sshe is suing her ex, father of at least one of her children for support, so he can SUPPORT HIS OWN KIDS.
Too often, an ex will assume that a mom's new husband will support his kid just because thery're rich.
George shouldn't have to pay for her children. He should love then, but not$$$ pay for them. He is providing the home, ya know.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:41am.
The NY kids did seem like a nicer bunch than the rest of them. Except for Jill's daughter whining about going to the detox/weight loss place, the kids on the show seemed a lot less spoiled.
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Yeah, I don't know if it's because the NY kids are younger and they haven't hit their "horrible" years yet. The littlest OC kids are still pretty sweet (I think Lauri has a little girl named Sophie? She's cute).
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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:57am.
I love all the "Real Housewives" shows on Bravo 'cos none of 'em are real or housewives! when are they gonna do a Texas one?? you know it's comin'....
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OOH, a Texas one.. now that I would watch! (I refuse to watch NJ... I grew up outside Phila and that's a little too close to home!). I lived in Texas for a couple years... yeah that would be a great show!
Oh FFS...stop living beyond your fucking means, stupid whore.
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Typical woman... Solipsistic.
Have always had suspicions about George being so 'rich'... the show made it appear he was richer than he was.
The show may have set up the Mercedes gift, the lavish wedding, etc., which, by the way, was in their backyard (like how cheap can you be to have your at your house).
Not surprised she's asking for money as George isn't quite the Mr. MoneyBags the show would like us to believe.
Isn't it interesting that Lauri met and married George while she was on the show. Nice coincidence.
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I love the way her face has migrated to the right of where it's actually supposed to be. Very youthful! Or maybe she just has a bad case of 'runaway chin'.
theres no way its her! How could it be?!?! She bragged about finally being financially stable and shit! wierd!
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god, I love this 'ho! she's living proof that plastic surgery does NOT do wonders! I mean this bitch's mouth is completely frozen and only has like two movements. and George is totally creepy. I mean, if he's so rich, is this really the best he could do??
I love all the "Real Housewives" shows on Bravo 'cos none of 'em are real or housewives! when are they gonna do a Texas one?? you know it's comin'....
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:36am.
Amen to that. They all look like sad women who cannot age. It's gross.
I heard once that aging is the hardest on women who were once stunning but what is the excuse for these women? They were never that hot to begin with!
I was at my dermatologist getting the lovely mole check (it looked like skin cancer!) and at the front to make my next appt. and I was so fucking annoyed. This old kitchen witch was in a TENNIS SKIRT and asking about the restylane and I could not stop staring at her weatherbeaten chicken legs with saggy knees. Bitch you are not fooling anyone!
And I had to wait over a month and a half b/c my dr. supposedly had no openings but I know for a fact they book the money making cosmetic procedures priority. UGh!
Submitted by Mrs. F.: "I'll say one thing for the NY housewives... their children run circles around the OC women's kids in the brains department"
The NY kids did seem like a nicer bunch than the rest of them. Except for Jill's daughter whining about going to the detox/weight loss place, the kids on the show seemed a lot less spoiled.
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:36am.
she must have landed her first husband before he got rich cause man she was super fug before teh surgery...so it must have been for love lol
It just shows that you don't even have to be beautiful to land a rich man...it's like men are so stupid they don't even know what's pretty anymore, so they just go for girls who spend tons of money to look like cheap whores...fake tits, fake nose, fake blonde hair, fake tan, because those are the most common types of chicks out there. Dime a dozen is a compliment for those girls...more like a penny a gross.
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I guess she and George are feeling the pinch of the economy. I am just not certain how she can go back and get support when she has remarried, unles she is owed back support, but still, what a bitch. Maybe stop buying all those tacky outfits and lay off the Botox, epecially on that upper lip. It obviously doesn't move.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:30am.
what about gina's kids or howver she spells her name. they didnt care what college their son went to as long as he played baseball... me thnks the kid got hit in head a few too many times wtih the baseball...dead from the asshole up that one...
Was she born with a cleft lip/palate? Every time I watch the show and see her talk, I zone in to her mouth and she's either had 7 too many plastic surgeries on her mouth area or she used to have a cleft.
shes totally in it for the money. george looks like a child toucher. he deffo gives off the creepo vibes.
but shes as shallow as they come. so what does it matter as long as she doesnt have to pay her own bills anymore
All of these "The Real Houswives" series pick out the most stereotypical witches they can find. I saw the NJ one and it pissed me off to see what gavones they were. I don't like women of that spoiled ilk representing me. Bitches need a slap.
I'll say one thing for the NY housewives... their children run circles around the OC women's kids in the brains department.... Lauri's older daughter was particular dense as I recall...
Note to self" Watch how this unfolds, because the blonde me doesn't understand the payout, but the gold digger in me needs to know NOW. :-)
@ Hekki, I thought so too. She has a big jaw for a woman. These women are shameless whores is all I can say. She's a prostitute in my eyes. A tranny hooker.
That's a MAN.
Git yoself a new pimp ho.
what?? more deets please. let's see maybe the oc register.
Oh, and her husband George is in commercial real estate, so you can imagine how well that is doing right now, and has been doing for the last year or so.
Times are hard. I'm sure she had to give up all but maybe 2 of her cars.
I really hope Icky George made her sign a pre-nup because she has once again put herself in a situation where she is entirely dependent on her man, which is exactly what she cried about before when she said she had it all and lost it all when she got divorced and was dirt broke.
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Puh-lez. You SAW George, right?
He gives me the ickies when I see him. He's just... not attractive AT ALL.
She is CLEARLY in it for the $$$.
I guess what she is asking for is child support since she still has one kid left that is like 8 or 10 or something.
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