Don't Do That
Just when I thought Kara DioWHYDIDGODPUTYOUHERE couldn't singe my pubic hairs more than she already has, she had to go and do THAT on last night's American Idol finale. Who needs wax when you have this annoying slag to rip your taint bush out with her voice?
Truth is, I'd much rather see Simon Cowell in a two-piece, because we all know his furry tittays would really fill out that top. And that bikini makes Kara's jaw look fatter!
Kara, Bikini Skank and Bikini Skank's leased Jello mold breasts joined forces to slowly destroy Mimi's Vision of Love. I think that performance made Mimi go crazy again. Expect to see her rainbow ass shimmying down Times Square again with an ice cream cart.
When is Simon going to tell Kara to return her jaw to Sandra Bernard and go home (aka HELL) permanently!
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I'd like to smash these two's heads together.
And Bikini Girl's bland at best. Nothing "hot" about her. Her body's better, but if you've seen one good body, you've seen them all really.
Rotten peach of scrotum
That new judge is fucken ridiculous, put your clothes back on honey, no one wants to see your ugly ass in a bikini. The cunt is just jealous because the hot girl next to her is half her age and look hot and fuckable in a bikini, this cunt made my dick go limp. Nasty ass bitch. She's always been jealous of that other girl cause she is fucken hot, old ass dumb bitch, die bitch die.
bikini girl & her fake twins made simon and randy's eyes pop out of their heads. also how uncomftable was gaykrest when bikini girl kissed him on the lips?!
Kara can sing! But she has no boobs or waist. She has a boys body.
What a show off!! She couldn't get paps to take pictures of her on the beach like a normal celeb.
Both of them were a complete waste of time.
of course that's exactly what they were meant to be.
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I don't think if I was Kara I would be showing off that body. She doesn't look good. She has no waist and it's just not a good thing to subject to the world. She should cover up... or maybe get a spray-on tan...
hate kara, but LOVED that the twat got put in her place... though she's so arrogant i'm not sure she even got it. i was embarrassed for her, and felt sorry for her like they were taking advantage of a young dumb girl (but, i was thinking she was a teenager for some reason), and then when she regrouped and gave kara that look in the end--- i understood she wasn't worthy of my sympathy. horrible person. horrible. i wish she read this website so that she could see what people think of her.
oh provy: I have a jutty ribcage too, I always said I need a couple ribs removed, sigh, LOL
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bikini girls tits are SLAMMING! they look like good times...her face *meh* though its not crooked it looks like a boxers nose that was smashed into its face.
Kara dioblahblah needs to get some ribs removed. her ribcage juts out too much for my liking.
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No! I refuse! I cannot juggle more Real Housewife hos, I just CAN'T!!! It's bad enough they even HAVE a NJ one. I cannot escape Carolyn Manzo's inimitable voice braying about being THICK as THIEVES!!! It's become a running joke amongst my roommates, because we watch a lot of Bravo and they air those fucking ads non-stop. NYC housewives could beat those Jersey bitches DOWN! Well, they would sic Kelly Bensimon on them anywa-EXCUSE ME! They would sic Kelly Killoren Bensimon on them. Manzos don't stand a chance against that vile cokehead bitch.
Ricki: maybe Kara has implants too, LOL IDK, my theory is not holding up. but on the other hand I don't know anyone with actual implants but I don't think they sag at all.
you are missing out on those Jersey girls, they're pretty entertaining!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:38pm.
the happy wife must be married to a mob boss. heehhee
$120,000 in CASH for 4 rooms of funiture???? real people don't do that!
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"Let ME tell YOU something about MY FAMILY - we are as THICK as THIEVES!!!!"
God I want to eviscerate that ginger Mafia cow. I refuse to watch Real Housewives of NJ. REFUSE. And I will not be watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when it is finally cast, filmed, and on the air, either. Enough with all those forgettable casts about semi-rich hos! Stick to Orange County and NYC. They're the only good ones. What's next? Real Housewives of Clearwater, Florida?! Barf.
Snowpiece I thought I knew what you were talking about but looking at those pics, it seems like Kara's natural boobs are about in the same position as Bikini Girl's. Is this just because they're in bikini tops? And Bikini Girl's implants, being heavier, would sag outward instead of inward were she not wearing anything?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
yeah, Kiss was scaring me, and not in the good way
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:33pm.
have you been watching RHo NJ?? lol
bubbies- hhaahaaa!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yeah I hear what you're saying chica. And surely, it's not like Adam didn't crib ANYTHING from Queen and Freddy Mercury. I just thought that was funny.
I was like, "GROSS!!!" when Kiss came on. Didn't see that one coming.
I also get annoyed by all the "artistry" comments by the judges. It's almost like the producers make them say it so people forget that it's a reality show about manufacturing mostly-generic SINGERS, not ARTISTS. lol
Ricki: I just hate when the bubbies are planted on either side of the chest, like there is no way in hell they can have what used to pass for "cleavage" now they have "canyonage" or something, ya know?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I'm sorry, but that was kind of awesome
and you know what...I now Understand Paula on why she's on another planet in that show. I would be taking whatever if I was a judge on AI.
Coma Caca!!
Is Kara trying to have Jesus Christ's body???
what is that line in the center of her chest tummy area.
Coma Caca!!
Why are the breasts a mile apart from each other with a huge gap between them, after a boob job?
Speaking of Don't Do Dat.. how in the hell can What Queen Latifah came out in, NOT be commented on.. WTF was THAT!
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:57pm.
LOL. Okay, I will laugh at that. Not exactly my point, though. It was a "dramatic" entrance -- in a theatrical sense too -- and Freddie was one of the first to borrow from the theatrical world and marry it to rock and roll like this. In this instance and many others. Even early in Queen's career. Queen II is completely rock theatre. And I wouldn't have made a big deal about the staircase if others hadn't had a "WOW" moment when Adam did it. I was like, really? Honestly? This is pushing the boundaries? I don't really think any of his performances were as original as many people made them out to be. But I liked his Sam Cooke performance... and was amused that he was paired with Kiss in the finale. Kiss is a good show, all image, fun, certainly glam & make-up -- but I don't think of them as musical innovators. Legendary showmen, maybe. Sort of the way I think of Adam. But it's only Idol so who cares, right? I was sort of amused that the word they threw around a lot this year was "artistry." WTF, Idol? It's not about artistry. Idol is about numbers! And I can accept that, I can even like that. Just don't try and tell me it's about something else.
And, I guess as long it's about numbers, the person who did win is always the person who should've won.
Lol chica robotica. Yes, Freddie Mercury invented dramatic entrances involving walking down stairs. Except that, like, he didn't. At all. Hilarious!
Bikini girl is too dumb to realize the AI producers made her look like a fool infront of millions of people. Jealous? Of a stupid bimbo? LOL! Keep sniffing airplane glue.
ok... another reason why I don't watch this shit anymore... what a fucking joke! talent my ass...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by LiLStephy on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:28pm.
Adam was totally robbed...but at least now he doesn't have to be American Idol's puppet.
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I think he'll probably be Idol's puppet a bit longer. Doesn't Idol usually sign #1 and #2 anyway? I'm thinking of Bo Bice and the first album he made -- totally Idol fodder. I have not been an Adam fan at all and think he borrows very heavily from better people before him. Even his entrance descending a staircase reeked (for me) of Freddie Mercury, who is an iconic theatrical rock figure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbIcfFD30Ms
I will give you this, though. I did like Adam doing the Sam Cooke song. The best performance of that night and one of the few times I actually felt emotion from him. He sorta reminded me of Aretha on that one -- is that crazy? Totally loved it, though. Anyways, Kris Allen did the horrendous Kia Dioguardi (sp?) song better. Not that that means anything -- only that he was able to humanize a bit better an otherwise terrible song. I have no idea if the person who should've won actually won -- but it does make sense that Gokey's votes would go to Kris Allen and I'm think Gokey had a pretty good voting block.
Oh hell yeah. The look on her face is priceless! On her website she states that she was able to learn the moves and the harmonies with less rehearsal time and therefore didn't need to attend anymore run-thru.
She also says that most people are jealous haters.
*Austinite raises her hand* O yea. I'm jealous and hate you for getting made a fool of in front of millions of people.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
PS Uhhh....how funny is it that she is "Bikini Girl"? Does this ho even have a real name?! lol I'm gonna go ahead and guess it is Alanna.
Sorry, I can understand hating her, but Bikini Girl's tits are NOT that bad as far as boob jobs go. ESPECIALLY LA boob jobs. She looks like she upgraded from a large A/small B to a healthy C, which is really somewhat judicious for someone of her mental capacity and they're not crazy out-of-proportion. She's also not emaciated so they don't stick out like grapefruit halves like say, Posh's do. If you think this is a bad boob job you just haven't even SEEN what's out there! Good lord.
Sorry, bikini girl's face is straight-up hideous and so are her implants. What a fucking bimbo.
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Bikini Girl is soooo annoying. She really is and she was super pretty before she got implants and now she looks like every typical California girl that feels they need cosmetic surgery to make themselves feel better. I hate my state.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:17pm.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
I also loved how the show obviously lured her into thinking the spot would be hers - she had no idea Kara would be coming out and singing. Her reaction was priceless.
Her boob job was a complete waste of money. She'll end up being the next Tara Reid if she's lucky.
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GinaOliviaMallory OMG I can't believe anyone is saying she has a beautiful face, that's some straight up BULL SHIT! LOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Adam was totally robbed...but at least now he doesn't have to be American Idol's puppet.
I made a video for Adam, please watch and comment (and spread around!):
http://animoto.com/play/9BMlQmH5kYCXDVlwgjxhdw
Adam was totally robbed...but at least now he doesn't have to be American Idol's puppet.
I made a video for Adam, please watch and comment (and spread around!):
http://animoto.com/play/9BMlQmH5kYCXDVlwgjxhdw
Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:58am.
Not the best idea to come out in a bikini next to someone half your age with a great boob-job. What was she thinking?
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I disagree completely. I don't know a thing about Kara, but she looked fabulous next to Bikini Girl, who honestly looked a bit portly and doughy next to her.
There's this look of desperation in her eyes...it's ALMOST sad!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I hadn't watched this show all season, but I tuned in at the exact moment that the Bikini Whore got her little award. It was priceless looking at her face as she got owned by Kara. Bikini Girl tried so hard during the "duet" but in the end, she was left standing on the side, pouting. The best part was how Kara pretended like she was Bikini Girl's best friend on stage, all the side hugs and smiles. Bwhahahaha, nice to see a slut put in her place. BTW, Bikini Girl's implants look like shit.
That "canal" is muscle tone. When I was in the army I went out to the field for weeks at a time and talked to only men (I was the only girl) and learned many things from them--one thing--that the "canal" on a woman's stomach and the little dimples above her butt on her lower back are the sexiest things on a woman's body.
Why do people (not on here but other comments) keep saying that Bikini Girl has a beautiful face? I think she's hideous. Her nose is flat to her face.
Bikini Skank and her new plastic tittay balls got SERVED. To see the "DUH??" in her eyes was golden.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
i've seen the show once, and i have no words for how much i hate kara.
Bikini girl was pissssssed!
bikini girl does not have a "great boob-job" LMAO come on!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Not the best idea to come out in a bikini next to someone half your age with a great boob-job. What was she thinking?