Crazy Defends Crazy
Tuesday night, Simon Cowell's favorite nipple pincher, Terri Seymour, was leaving the Idol finale when a 200lb loontardian attacked her and tried to choke her down! The police swept in and 33-year-old Janice Thibodeaux was arrested. Yesterday, Janice spoke to Radar (from her luxurious jail cell) and said it was all a misunderstanding and she wasn't trying to kill a trick. Janice basically says, "Simon strangled MAH lady, so I strangled hiz!" K-R-A-Z-Y (but not cool).
Janice says, “I wasn’t cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out ‘help’ as he did so. Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it? She (Terri) was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula. Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don’t regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that.”
Janice also says she used to be a security guard on American Idol. Yeah, the crazy ho probably got fired when she was caught licking a toilet Paula just used. Well, you know it's true. Don't hate for me that image, hate Janice Crazydoughs!!
Paula is like a goddess to the insane! They will do whatever it takes to shimmy out of their straitjackets, attack the orderless with a shank made out of a toothbrush and bust of the loony bin just so they can get close to their shiny-eyed insane QUEEN. Cowell better watch it, because his precious hair part might be in danger.
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literally the first person i saw was hugh laurie...swoooooon
be cool about fire safety
Haha Terri got what she deserves. I hate that fugly ho.
What a f*cking slur!!!
Someone just PSed her pictures to some hot nude ones and uploaded them to an online
community *********Suagrbabymeet.COM********.U know it is a dating site just for singles to
look for Mature women and young men ..........
You may wanna check it out! lol
Jesus Harold! Didn't another loontard kill herself in front of Paula's house last year? No wonder she has painkillers for power lunches.
This whole mess was over Paula Abdul? I guess that explains it all.
I watched one of Paula's reality shows and was so disgusted I sent her an email telling her how useless she is, but I can't hate on her. Her fans are lunatics, and I think she really is an addict - either vikes or oxies. She'll admit it sooner or later.
Hugh Laurie stands out more to me than those two.
House FTW.
Yeah, I guess Hugh is looking for some Vickes or Oxy's from Paula because he does not belong there
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Submitted by BabyOnBoard on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
My eyes shot past these two fucktards and right on to Hugh Laurie! Could he look any more "bitch, please!"?
I loves mah House!
LOL! Hugh looks embarrased to be in the shot!
Paula really does have crazy fans. I guess crazy does follow crazy.
Is that Hugh Laurie? I love him! Fuck those two idiots in the foreground.
Man ALIVE, what's with all the random hate against moms and their jeans!? If some mom wants to pull her jeans up to her armpits, that's HER CHOICE! Who are you to judge!? Jeans are a very personal decision and we need to respect the rights of others to decide which jeans they will wear.
On another note, Paula used to be a pretty hot bitch. Although 'Crazy Cool' didn't hold a candle to 'Promise of a New Day' or 'Cold Hearted Snake'.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
DG: that and the fact that he'd wake up and punch me in the face for plucking his back hairs! Sigh, good times, LOL
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:04pm.
LOLOLOLOLOL, notice I said my EX husband!
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Was it the increasingly hairy back that precipitated the divorce? I know that would have been reason enough for me to file!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LOLOLOLOLOL, notice I said my EX husband!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:00pm.
Sug: when my ex husband started growing hairs on his back I would try and pluck them out when he was passed out drunk, LOL
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Ahhh and they say romance is dead!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:00pm.
Sug: when my ex husband started growing hairs on his back I would try and pluck them out when he was passed out drunk, LOL
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I see even ONE errant hair on Mr. Roo's back and I get the damn house. He can have the spawn.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Sug: when my ex husband started growing hairs on his back I would try and pluck them out when he was passed out drunk, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:41pm.
EEWWW!!! Why did you have to point that out? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
Thank goodness Hugh Laurie is in the background to divert my attention from that.. eeewwww...
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You think his paw is bad? Now try imagining what his arse and his back look like! *ebil giggle*
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Think he shaves a line seperating his lower back hair from his ass hair?
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:54pm.
Sug: OMG Simon's hairy ass........hurling now!
MK would lprobably like to pet it.
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Admit it, Snowy. You want to run your hands up and down that hairy runway of his while your hips buck as he.............
Excuse me, I feel the urge to chew through a can of deviled chicken now.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:53pm.
Ummm, I don't think so. It's only for Middle American bigots who wear Mom Jeans and have nothing better to do than watch reality t.v.
If you could somehow fill those qulifications, we could reconsider your application to play along! : )
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Let's see. I'm a mom. I own jeans.
I'll have to take a pass on the Middle American Bigot so I'll take Assholes on Blogs for $400, Alex.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Since when did this turn into The Huffington Post or NPR? Last I knew it was dlisted, where cool progressive thinkers, as well as Mom Jean wearing, barren middle aged Midwest fat bitches could come and enjoy gossip!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sug: OMG Simon's hairy ass........hurling now!
MK would lprobably like to pet it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:46pm.
I live in America and I have a white middle because I don't like to tan. Can I play, too?
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Ummm, I don't think so. It's only for Middle American bigots who wear Mom Jeans and have nothing better to do than watch reality t.v.
If you could somehow fill those qulifications, we could reconsider your application to play along! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
admit it.. AI is watched by a bunch of fat, moo-moo wearing, gargoyle haters.. who eat squeezy cheese straight from the can.
teef optional.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:43pm.
Hey flatbush hooker: STFU. For real
...I think what you said was a no-brainer for all of us in here.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:49pm.
DG: can I borrow your Mom jeans? I'm getting too fat for mine! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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I have one's with zippers, as well as ones with an elastic stretch band, whichever you prefer!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:41pm.
EEWWW!!! Why did you have to point that out? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
Thank goodness Hugh Laurie is in the background to divert my attention from that.. eeewwww...
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You think his paw is bad? Now try imagining what his arse and his back look like! *ebil giggle*
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
DG: can I borrow your Mom jeans? I'm getting too fat for mine! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:46pm.
I live in America and I have a white middle because I don't like to tan. Can I play, too?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:41pm.
EEWWW!!! Why did you have to point that out? EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
Thank goodness Hugh Laurie is in the background to divert my attention from that.. eeewwww...
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
I am also sick of the "Middle aged white women in Middle America" b.s as to why people win or don't win . Theoretically, I am a middle aged white woman in Middle America, and I did not watch the show, nor would have voted for or against anyone for being gay or otherwise.
Seems to me we, in Middle America are a hell of a lot more progressive than our left coast friends.
Just quit with the middle aged white woman in middle America excuse for everything. It's a bore and poor excuse on which to blame everything on.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hey flatbush hooker: STFU. For real. This is a fucking gossip blog, not NPR. If you don't like the comments or contents, click the red x on the webpage and the problem is SOLVED.
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EW! LOOK AT HIS HAND! EW! He shaves it in a straight line to the bottom of the knuckles! EW!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
STFU really! MK, Ricki Lake and I are all from NYC so continue on with your theory. Of course a lot of the people who watch this show are from middle America, but there are alot of us who like to watch it and laugh. This is a fucking gossip blog, take your high minded sensibilities to the PBS blog, thanks!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ok guys. I'm gonna buy some cigarettes. Discuss and I will be right back. I will highly appreciate anyone with a heart and time getting the word out!
To anybody u can think of!
A what what in the butt...what what
omg, yomamma, that is horrible.:(
Submitted by yomamma on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:29pm.
I read the article! My god the pain and trauma that poor boy went through. My son is four on Monday...I have no words! It's disgusting!!! Looking at his picture made me cry! Why was this boy alone with this psycho anyway!!!!
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Sluttsville
I know. Didn't mean it that way. I know it's terrible.
A what what in the butt...what what
Aunt Bea
She's also a drug addict. Let me tell u FUCK everybody sending and buying kids in Africa. We have this going on HERE! I am so outraged.
A what what in the butt...what what
Submitted by yomamma on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:29pm.
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No, no, no, I wasn't suggesting that it was too gross for you to talk about, I was saying that I couldn't bring myself to talk about when I read it 1-2 days ago.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by dick on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
man its so funny how paula abdul is crazy. remember on showgirls when the casino crew were deliberating
Ha, I just got a great mental image of a Showgirls remake with Paula as Cristal Conners and Simon in the Kyle McLaughlin role.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:16pm.
THIS SHOW AND IT'S FANS ARE A FUCKING JOKE!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SCRIPTED JUST LIKE 'THE HILLS' AND THESE IDIOT FANS FALL IN LINE TO WHAT EVER THEY SEE ON T.V.!!! THEY HAD THIS OTHER LOSER WIN SO THEY CAN SELL MORE ALBUMS FROM HIM, SINCE THE OTHER LOSER HAS 'SOMEKIND' OF NAME(MOSTLY RETARDED CHICKS WHO GET TATTOS FOR A FUCK WHO WILL BE WORKING A T WALMART IN A YEAR)...SO CONGRATS TO ALL OF YOU WHO WASTED HOURS AND DAYS CHEERING FOR ADAM AND HIS EYE MAKEUP BECAUSE THIS SHIT WAS DECIDED A LONG TIME AGO.....ADAM LOSER!!!
LIke Oh Em Gee reallly?
everything is packaged to the audience
voting system is not even for voting but for profit that they "network" get from phone companies
omg how stupid anyone have to be to waste 2 hours on this crap?
Voting anywhere is always fixed and people who got nothing else better to do think too much about this show
its not about records...nooone buys records anymore
why you think itunes sell albums now? cuz cd making is just outta the game with al the p2p netowrks on internet
everyone downloads them and what? Its abut promotions!
everytime you say american idol some suit ceo gets paid $1
Its well known fact that this show is not for tween demographic anymore
who the hell lets their kids watch tv at 9 30 on a school night?
You ask any 11-13 year old about this show and they will tell u they dont watch it
American Idols demographic is middle aged white women from middle of fuck nowhere and seniors
thats their main demographic
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Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row
Submitted by yomamma on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
Ahhh Oprah! Forgot about her. Such a HORRIBLE story I am shocked that it didn't get that much press. AOL usually flashes every horror story from around the world I didn't see this one.
How sad for that poor child. It made me so sick, I couldn't finish reading it. Where was/is the boy's mother?
Sluttsville
I have to speak on it. I will not stop until I know that someone with funds will help him. Can't let this be forgotten.
A what what in the butt...what what
My eyes shot past these two fucktards and right on to Hugh Laurie! Could he look any more "bitch, please!"?
I loves mah House!
Aunt Bea
I emailed Oprah, and spoke to Ellen de Generes rep. She said, we get a lot such calls, I'm sure u understand. She did not even take his name down, and there local to this city!I will not stop, will try ur suggestion. Thanks.
A what what in the butt...what what
man its so funny how paula abdul is crazy. remember on showgirls when the casino crew were deliberating:
Tony Moss: Cristal Connors is a star, Sam. You can't just replace her.
Phil Newkirk: What if we could just bring somebody in while she's recuperating?
Tony Moss: She could be out for a year, Phil.
Zack Carey: Like who?
Phil Newkirk: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul.
Zack Carey: Paula Abdul, in my show?
Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!
-dick
Adam was totally robbed...but at least now he doesn't have to be American Idol's puppet.
I made a video for Adam, please watch and comment (and spread around!):
http://animoto.com/play/9BMlQmH5kYCXDVlwgjxhdw
Submitted by yomamma on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:16pm.
Hi guys. PLEASE READ
In Bakersfield a "father"ate his 4 year old sons eyes out.I am mailing the council and everybody I can think of for financial help so he can receive top medical and mental care. Does anyone here do press or anything to bring attention to this? I beg for help, I'm in NY and I will not let this child vegetate in foster care with taped up eyes
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I read that the other day, too gruesome to even talk about.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520659,00.html
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.