Shooby Doo Wop And Scooby Snacks!
Have you ever wanted to hear the poetic lyrics, "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet, Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets," live and from the mouths of the aritstes who wrote them? Well, it is your fucking life, because the master prophets known as LFO (Lyte Funky Ones) have announced that they are reuniting for one night only in NYC! We are all so lucky to be ALIVE!!!!
LFO *Reunion show*
July 18,2009 - Highline Ballroom
Limited VIP tickets available which includes: getting your car washed by two members of the band
Concert starts @ 6:30PM
Doors open @ 5:30 PM
Tickets $35.00 (or a half-punched Subway card)Tickets onsale on May 28th at noon.
Open Baked Potato Bar Available
Okay, I might have effed with that a little bit, but I'm sure you could work something out if you agreed to actually buy a ticket. I need to stop! You know this shit is going to be sold out at 12:00:01. The truth! I'm taking my She-Ra sleeping blanket down to the Highline Ballroom in a few hours, because you know that line is going to stretch all the way into Canada. Don't believe me? Wrap your soul around these deep deep lyrics: "New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick." See you in line!!!
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I'd see them if their show was FREE. $35 I would never pay to see those has beens.
If you loved that you are going to creat a whole new religion around this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVkEQ_9dY0
Didn't the New Jersey guido trash look go out of style 10 years ago? FFS, I remember this look being fashionable when I was...probably 11.
Lots of impotent frat boys love this shit, though.
That's all I'm saying.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Thanks, MK, for making my drink blow out of my nose while reading this. OMG, seriously, when the hell are you going to finally get your own television show already???? WHEN????
Chinese food makes me sick too. This long makes no sense.
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DAMN IT I thought I'd forgotten about this song for good! :(
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:03pm.
Girl, TRL was awesome before they decided to add an audience. My BFF had her entire CEILING covered in BSB pictures that shit always makes me laugh. I also remember they made a deal with Burger King and she had all their cups. Do you remember 98 degrees Or B*witched?
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I had a wall for each of them but Howie and Nick had to share b/c they were my least favorite. LOL I remember the blonde wrote that "Girl On TV" song for Jennifer Love Hewitt when they were going out and they were on TRL a lot. Those were the days before real life set in! All I had to worry about was if I was going to marry AJ someday. Bwahahaha!
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:19pm.
My favorite was always O Town. Were they even a real band? They had that "All or Nothing" song, but the rest of their songs were so awful. I always thought they were a joke, but maybe not?
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I think O Town really was a band. I remember that song. I thought the dark haired guy was so cute? Anyone remember that band 5ive from the UK? I thought Scott was the hottness back then.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits... I will admit that I used to snap fingers to this song when I heard it.
"Show Me, Show Me.. Inside Outside.. Diamond Girl & more" 80's Freestyle
LMAOOOOOO!!!! And I think I actually liked this shit back in the day. What year is this from? This is awful! Dripping with cheese!
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So , so hard. Pre-guidos.
i've just been informed that this fuckery is from my state...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
The Color Purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Hmm, guess the line "i like girls who wear overpriced pre-ripped jeans" didn't flow as well.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
jeepers...i couldn't make it past the first line...ewww...
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**pokes eardrums out with a stick**
I couldn't make it past 25 seconds. Make it stop!
I've never been into this foolie-o crap. what year this crap come out anyway?
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I'd hit it with all three of them...at the same time.
"I've heard of the Twilight Zone & the handicapped zone, but not the errogonous zone...okay?" - Suzanne Sugarbaker
Ahh, yes...LFO. Shit, that song was dated when it came out. I remember thinking it was utter crap then, too. Then again I was always more of an NSync girl.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
To whoever was wondering where it was filmed, I can't be sure,but I think maybe a place called Revere Beach in Massachusetts..kinda like Coney Island, but with more fried dough,bling,and ozone killin' per square inch.
Wow, this song is worse than I remembered. He calls out the Home Alone kid, Michael J. Fox, and freaking Paul Revere. WHUT? He's just making things rhyme. Nothing even makes sense!
My favorite line: "I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike" Um, way to be a loser. Can't you drive!?
I both hate and love boy band cheese. My favorite was always O Town. Were they even a real band? They had that "All or Nothing" song, but the rest of their songs were so awful. I always thought they were a joke, but maybe not?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
A girl I knew was married to one of them for a minute. Whether it was " My brother in law is a dentist", " I love my Chola Brows" or " Frank-n-Furter", I don't recall. Hell,she may not either..lolz!
Oh lord, kill me now.
Ahh the boyband craze. Its weird, I was in high school when NKOTB came out and I could have cared less. But boy was I totally into NSYNC. I had to wait for Justin to turn 18 before I could legally lust after him. Those were the days.
Did someone say Scooby Snacks????
The two guys who don't sing definitly have an eybrow situation going on.
OMG that was so fucking hilarious!
This is the first time I ever actually paid attention to the lyrics of this song. AWFUL!!! And are they on Coney Island? And that chick in the white needs to eat a sandwich.
I remember that damn song. I had the sense even in high school to think it was utter shit.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
shocking...
Highlights. Douche. Franken-rap. Lethal combo. Sign me up.
One of the first things I noticed from MK's post was the "half-punched Subway card" and I was like, for realz? And like others I still think the open baked potato bar is true!
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MK, YOU ARE GONNA GET ME FIRED!!! YOU HAVE TO QUIT MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! Gosh man, you need to be on TV, for real!
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
I just watched the first 24 seconds and already the lead singer has done that white man overbite thing three or four times. What?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:10pm.
There better be REAL cheddar cheese too, none of this Velveeta nonsense!
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LMAO!!! 'Nonsense' is the perfect word to describe Velvetta.
I think one of them had cancer or was in an accident.... I forget what show he was on but it was the reality show where they had all the former boy banders... even had the guy from Color Me Badd....
If it was BBMAK I would SO BE THERE!!
But LFO is meh.
Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:36pm.
I am curious, though, about Soul Decision? Remember those hot sluts?! I still funk out to "Faded" once in a while.
"Faded" is an AWESOME song!
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:33pm.
are they sure they will be able to get the time off for this gig? who's gonna staff the drive thru window?!?
LMFAO!
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Someone should probably tell these guys that the boyband craze ended about a decade ago. I can't even believe they even had a career to be honest. Hard up for cash much???
Not familiar with these boys, but holy shit, MK - that was one funny-ass post! I'm in tears from laughing so hard. I were a gay boy, I'd *so* let you stick the tip in.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
I have no fuckin' clue who these douches are but I have to (obviously) deduce they are a no-hit-wonder boy band of some sort?. These douche boy band suckers were never my cup of tea, either way.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh MK, today was not the day I wanted to be reminded of all the shitty music I heard in high school. Just no!! I hang my head in shame and apologize for all the dumb hoes of my generation who bought into this crap.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
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Hahaha B*witched was the shit! But I knew better than to listen to LFO...lol.
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Hahahaha! Bacos! I used to eat them straight out of the jar, and I didn't really like them, but something about them just made me want to eat more.
There better be REAL cheddar cheese too, none of this Velveeta nonsense!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:03pm.
Girl, TRL was awesome before they decided to add an audience. My BFF had her entire CEILING covered in BSB pictures that shit always makes me laugh. I also remember they made a deal with Burger King and she had all their cups. Do you remember 98 degrees Or B*witched?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:04pm.
Right! For $35 there better be real bacon, NOT Bacos.
I wish LL would bite mah passy lip! :O
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Lavadama- "Show Me the Meaning" by BSB (broke straight boys) is a great song! To this day!
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