Shooby Doo Wop And Scooby Snacks!
Have you ever wanted to hear the poetic lyrics, "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet, Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets," live and from the mouths of the aritstes who wrote them? Well, it is your fucking life, because the master prophets known as LFO (Lyte Funky Ones) have announced that they are reuniting for one night only in NYC! We are all so lucky to be ALIVE!!!!
LFO *Reunion show*
July 18,2009 - Highline Ballroom
Limited VIP tickets available which includes: getting your car washed by two members of the band
Concert starts @ 6:30PM
Doors open @ 5:30 PM
Tickets $35.00 (or a half-punched Subway card)Tickets onsale on May 28th at noon.
Open Baked Potato Bar Available
Okay, I might have effed with that a little bit, but I'm sure you could work something out if you agreed to actually buy a ticket. I need to stop! You know this shit is going to be sold out at 12:00:01. The truth! I'm taking my She-Ra sleeping blanket down to the Highline Ballroom in a few hours, because you know that line is going to stretch all the way into Canada. Don't believe me? Wrap your soul around these deep deep lyrics: "New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick." See you in line!!!
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:54pm.
Thanks, I don't hear that too often!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I sucked all o dese guyz.
I also barely remember that the "China Culture Co-Op" (or whatever they were called) protested the defamation of their cuisine in this song. Fuck that takes me back. What a summer.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:02pm.
Wait- I'm confused. Is there a baked potato bar or not?
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LOL!!!!! There better be for that ticket price!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:34pm.
Ha, I have their CD too! I was their target demographic when they came out, along with Britney, BSB, and N'Sync. I even got tickets to go see N'Sync for my 13th birthday. Embarrassing.
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I still listen to "Show me the meaning of being lonely" every once in awhile. *lowers head in shame*
But, as you said, I was in their target demo at the time. Hell, I even watched TRL everyday!
UGH. *face burns red with shame*
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Wait- I'm confused. Is there a baked potato bar or not?
Haahaaahaaaahaaaaa oh remember when sweaters were the bomb?!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:54pm.
Ohhhhh when LL Cool J bites his lip it's sexy fo sho! LOL!
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T'would be more sexy if LL bit my lip!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:56pm.
not the hair gel, he'll have to go back to using jizz to get that lovely crispy feeling to his hair!
total TRL flash back.
I think one of them was doin´ the nast with Jennifer Love Hugetits.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:34pm.
Ha, I have their CD too! I was their target demographic when they came out, along with Britney, BSB, and N'Sync. I even got tickets to go see N'Sync for my 13th birthday. Embarrassing.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Wow! Was it really necessary for that song to be 4:18? How many times did I need to know that Chinese food makes him sick? Blech...
I am pleased to say I do not remember this fuckery. THANK GOD!
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was a Gotti family reunion.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:44pm.
i hope douche on the right still owns that sexay turtleneck...
I'm planning to wear that turtleneck with nothing underneath in the morning after I hit that shit. I then plan to run out the door with a bag full of hair gel, Rogaine, old unused Trojans (size small), and his collection of anal beads (in a paper bag, natch).
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
I would *so* go to this but only if they brought back the backup dancer from their original tour...KFed!
Hahahaha! I remember them back in the 90's. They were irritating.
the first night I met my husband he was wearing the cream version of the turtleneck sweater..
and it was A&F
I lurve him!
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
WTF !?! When did A&F ever use female models?
*hides in shame at having actually listened to lyrics*
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:53pm.
I like you.
Ohhhhh when LL Cool J bites his lip it's sexy fo sho! LOL!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:24pm.
HEy CRAZY. Who is your avatar?
Just my one and only hero MR. AL PACINO! WHOOAH!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:34pm.
Lmao omg I had their cd!
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I did too! They were musical genius back in the day! GOD, i'm so embarassed about my (former) lack of musical taste.
I know I should be embarassed too but im soo not lol I really did like them and whenever I go to Abercrombie and Fitch well....
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:24pm.
HEy CRAZY. Who is your avatar?
Submitted by RecessVillain on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:47pm.
Bahahahaha! And I ain't scurred! LOL!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
I could only take 47 seconds before my ears started bleeding.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I thought they were huge douches then so, why do I want to go to this???
And what's really sad is I actually remember these fools.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:45pm.
They reminds of those douchebags the Gotti boys!!!
*looks around to get unexpected mafia hit*
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Don't be scared I heard all their guns got repo'd.
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
www.playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
I'll take the Lance Bass-wannabe, 'cause I know nothing is going to really happen when I get him alone; but I would like to see him cry for just a couple of minutes.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
The guy in the middle thinks he's the coolest which really means he's the Stupid One. Guy on left is the Cute One and the guy on the right in the Bad Boy. Every douche boy band has to have them. Didn't I see Stupid One featured on America's Most Wanted for ripping off a taco stand and escaping on a Big Wheel?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
They reminds of those douchebags the Gotti boys!!!
*looks around to get unexpected mafia hit*
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TEAM KIEFER!
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I think you are right about that. lol
I'll have the fug one in the middle film it then have MK post it for ya.
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
www.playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
i hope douche on the right still owns that sexay turtleneck...
god theres nothign i hate more than a guy in a turtleneck...esp when this picture was taken it was prob like 90 degrees lol..
the middle guy looks like a 50's greaser guy..
the rest look unimportant.
i need an OPEN POST, MK..
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
I would go, seriously, if I lived closer to NYC and yes, the lead "rapper" would get it. Jesus, I thought he was Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:38pm.
Bitches paaaa-lease you know there is a least one that you'd hit it with.
...being female I don't see that being an option for me...lol
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
you said LL Cool J and Nelly in the same sentence!
*cums and dies*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
All I can think of when I hear it is the song that Eminem does where he parodies it... "New Kids on the Block sucked a lot of dick / Boy-girl groups make me sick / And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public / I'ma love it."
Hilarious those blokes!
Well, they have to pay the mortgage on their trailors somehow...
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:34pm.
Lmao omg I had their cd!
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I did too! They were musical genius back in the day! GOD, i'm so embarassed about my (former) lack of musical taste.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
omg! i have to go! lol i am dying right now listening to them!
Submitted by RecessVillain on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:38pm.
Bitches paaaa-lease you know there is a least one that you'd hit it with.
Never heard of them but i'd still hit it, while the other two watch.
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Hahahahahahaha
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Oh. My. God. I have no idea who these fools are, but they make Vanilla Ice seem like Public Enemy. And those boys are seriously inbred looking. With the cleverness to match.
Bitches paaaa-lease you know there is a least one that you'd hit it with.
Never heard of them but i'd still hit it, while the other two watch.
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"Keyboard Cat is the new black." -RecessVillain
www.playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:32pm.
douches think it's sexy to bite their lower lip while "rapping" ahhahaha
...I can't lie, it's sexy as hell when LL Cool J or Nelly does it....these douches, not so much.
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because they have the lips for it.especially LL
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I honestly have no idea who these douchenozzles are.
I am curious, though, about Soul Decision? Remember those hot sluts?! I still funk out to "Faded" once in a while.
Seriously? No. Really?
The only reason I can see this being done is that Pattinson's people paid a bunch of money to prove there are grubbier guys on the face of the planet.
Oh, and the lead singer of Soul Decision was hot - in a douchey sorta way. Such a closet case.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:32pm.
douches think it's sexy to bite their lower lip while "rapping" ahhahaha
...I can't lie, it's sexy as hell when LL Cool J or Nelly does it....these douches, not so much.
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
Aw, if I lived in NYC, I'd totally go see them! They were so adorably stupid and closeted! *pets*
Now, if it were BBMak on the reunion block, I'd be stretching my big homo fairy wings and alighting on whatever stage they might grace.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Lmao omg I had their cd!! And every once in a while I catch myself humming to their songs hahaha
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office