Mars' New Candy Bar Is A Real Slut
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Mars has introduced their first candy bar in 20 years and they call this one "The Fling." It's the size of a finger and comes wrapped in some pink crap with the words "pleasure yourself" on it. You know where my mind is going, so I won't be offended if you exit stage left......
In the commercial above, it looks like some dude and some chick are doing sexy stuff in a dressing room. You know, fingering each other's asses, slapping each other's taints...the norm. Then the camera pans up and we see that they are actually in two different dressing rooms. The girl sits down, takes out her "Fling" and bites into it.
"The Fling" looks like a butt banging gone wrong! The last time some dude waved a chocolate finger at my face, I called 911, because I might be a big whore, but I don't play that shit (literally)! I don't care if it's only 85 calories per finger. No way, no how.
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Looks like a Twix to me.
Bueno is the best choclate bar... Fling WTF lol
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Since when do they have women and men in the same dressing room?
And it TOTALLY looks like a tampon wrapper. Gross!
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Just give me a bag of peanut M&M's, a Twix bar, and a Whatchamacallit. I don't need this new stuff!
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Just looked like a Tranny and some Doodat the Glory Hole!!!
Yummy!!
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I with you, Rotten Egg...BORING!!
Crickets, crickets. I'm fed up with stupid "sexy" ads just because people have no creativity and because sex sells.
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And really, 20 years and they come up with this?!
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I dunno.... How many calories if you eat a hand's worth?
I guess the new strategy is that you can sell anything if you put it in a pink wrapper.
Oh boy..the Christians are gonna be pissed about this one. Fuck I hate religion.
Fuck me running......
There was also a bit of a "scandal" when it was discovered that people who went to fling.com were directed to a porn site instead of the candy bar one. I don't believe for one minute that it was an accident.
Yeah uh Twix much... lol
Ugh..it'd remind me too much of unwrapping a tampon. Blech. I guess those who buy it should be grateful it's not filled with raspberry filling.
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This chocolate bar will hereby be known as the Fing(er).
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
That girl played Carmen on Young & The Restless. I see her career is headed in the wrong direction.
it's edible, but not that edible.
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MK...you are killing my appetite with your descriptive ways.I may be done with chocolate forever.Thanx ho'.
Hahaha its like a girly twix..I would buy it just because I like stuff that looks girly and pink lol Naughty commercial ...like that creepy quiznos commercial "put it in me scott"
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looks like Twix's gay cousin.
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If this bitch vibrates and can cause me to squeal like Ned Beatty, I'm going to buy a fucking pound of it.
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