Does This Mean Her Buh-Bees Are Going To Grow?
I scheeve! I scheeve! Teresa from The Real Mob Wives Of New Jersey is knocked up with her fourth child! That's what a rep from Bravo tells People. Apparently, Teresa is almost 6 months pregnant with her fourth child. She has three daughters with her "juicy and delicious" husband who may or may not be involved in some kind of organized crime. I don't want to make any assumptions (he totally is), because I like having all my fingers. Having all my fingers is very useful to my life.
Teresa isn't the only NJ housewife who is expecting a baby friend to dress up and take pictures of. SPOILER ALERT! Jacqueline is also having a baby sometime this summer.
You know, I think Teresa might be my favorite, but I'm not sure yet. I think her hairline is throwing me off. I can't fully commit to a woman with a hairline like that. I just want to sneak behind her and pull her hair back! That hairline is a greedy ho, because it's taking up space on her forehead and you know it's not paying extra rent! Frankly, a hairline that low makes Teresa look a little woofy. But enough of that!
Congratulations to Buh-Bees and I hope her new baby doesn't inherit her hairline. Although, I hope the baby inherits its father's luscious stomach dome (Exhibit A).
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I must commend Bravo for finding the MOST ridiculous women out there - who knew there could be anyone worthy of following in Kim Zolciak's footsteps? Teresa's busted hairline tops Kim's roadkill wig in my book - it is fabulously unique and horrendously ugly all at the same time. The perfect equation for reality tv! Keep it coming Bravo...
Congrats to Teresa. Found some nice pics of her and her three kids (so far).
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/teresa
she is a caveman thats why her hairline is so low ha ha ha
There is some rumor that danielle was arrested in april
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=3988
That really is a low hairline...uncomfortably so.
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My favorite is Jaqueline. I hope all goes well with her pregnancy. Teresa is why people have negative stereotypes of Italians. Not too mention she is fucking fug.
The IRS needs to do an investigation on someone who only pays cash for things. A little suspicious in my book.
They were on the view today, just the family girls, Dina, Claudine (wtf her name is) and Jacqueline, Claudine took over the convo totally, and was saying "yeah they can stereotype", we are NOT in the mob, I have a son who is going to be a lawyer, a daughter in trade school (who is a fucking idiot btw) and a son who's an entreapeanur(sp?), she says hes in the school of life...gag me now.
And Dina says we are just regular American Italians, of course they're gonna show the outrageous stuff, its reality...and Joy Behar jumps in to say "only the View is real Reality TV", and they didnt say shit. They were ridiculous, maybe if Jacqueline said 4 words that was alot, Dina and the other one totally took over.
She says did you see me with no make up on and an apron or a housecoat (forget) and she's like thats how we are 99% of the time, bullshit.
The other whore Dina goes on to say, its a 3 month show, how many times in 3 months can you get your hair, nails and tanning done? They're truly the stupidest bitches that have walked the earth....tv is become more and more stupid daily and Im losing braincells watching it like the loser that I am. Im giving them ratings, but I cant help it, its a trainwreck of hot messness that needs to be watched, cause the leave you with your mouth hanging open, okay, enough of my big Italian American mouth. Thank you!
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This whore is one of my favorites, she's not a stage mother, she was practically dripping wet when her daughter who is not very good at singing, dancing and acting was doing her schtick on stage. Kids got not rhythm. Give it up Teresa. Spend your husband money the only thing you are good at. Fucking whore. She is very annoying, love the beginning, I had big hair in HS, and long fingernails, bitch you still do, do you not look in the mirror. And again I will say what is with those long jean shorts up to the knee. They are horrendous. She's got all her 3 little girls (who btw are absolutely gorgeous, it pains me to say that, but they are)...and the name she stole from Donald Trump's wife. Melania. Tuesday nite wasn't that exciting, but Dina needs to get a grip, you are NOT that fabulous, no one wants to be like you or skin you and wear you like last years Versace, the ridiculousness and the things that come out of their mouths are enough to keep me watching all season long. Im waiting baited breath when all the things come out about Danielle, whore, stripper, columbian drug cartel, etc.
I mean come one, she's gonna have some, okay alot of dirty laundry, bitch was ENGAGED 19 FREAKING TIMES, who does one get engaged 19 times, how do you love 19 times in your lifetime and you are only 46 years old. People are lucky if they find 2 or 3 loves of their lives. This bitch absolutely loved 19 men. So, so far we know she's fucked 19 dicks, without counting what she did on the side, dating, etc.... phone sex, call girl sex, stripper sex. OKAY END OF RANT, SORRY, but these whores drive me crazy. I cant stop.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:42pm.
Tommy and Dina's wedding. Wow.
Wow, you can say that again. Thanks for the link - seemed like an 'interesting' wedding.
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She's flat and that's that!
She needs to Nads her forehead...She is already kind of funny looking, but opening up that space a bit more could only help.
Teresa buhbees are okay!, no FAT;
Jaqueline / i dunno, too sweet??? :)
Danielle/ another Shereee
Dina/ i like, another Bethenny
Caroline/ i like, another Jill :)
NJ is not gonna be to big_itchy, cause 3 of them are FAMILY!LOL
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Queen Fagitha Hagitha
Could it be??!!! Aristotle Onassis' long lost other daughter?
Sheesh... she's got too many damn chromosomes, I need a vicki just to look at her straight. The face only a mother could love.
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Don't forget Judge Neopolitano on Fox News who has the same hairline. I like this show, it's fun, unlike those shrewish low lifes up in New York. I really like Caroline and her husband.
she looks like Jessica Zhor
and i agree with the post about the new "RHOwhatever" that MK posted before, can we puh-leeze do something like dallas?! i mean "dallitude", hello?! we have some sort of precious gem thats just waiting to be unearthed in these parts too! maybe not up the the standards of lets say NENE *heart heart* (thats just something that happens once in our lifetime, sweetie), but still- can we make this debauchery happen! and in the words of Nene "ooo, oh, BAM!" you go girl!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"Juicy and delicious" husband is right. Stick a metal stick up this guys bum and put him in a pig pit and roast him. The man is eating all the profits of his business. No wonder he's got to be a criminal. If he had a regular job, he wouldn't be able to feed himself. If he gets shot by one of his competitors, he'll probably burst like a water balloon hitting the hot New Jersey pavement.
Her hair recognizes she is ugly and is trying to grow down her face to save us.
She is so tall and sexy. I know a place you can date with such sexy girls. **** bisexualkiss.com *****which I have joined.- I think it is interesting and you will like it....
thanks MK! thats the thing i couldn't put my finger on- the hairline! GIRLFRIENDS HAIRLINE IS BUSTED! sorry for all caps- i had a kanye moment ;/ and shes standing in front of the estee lauder bronzing at home shit thing, hahaha now we all know how to get that oompa loompa tan at home secret, hehehe.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
She resembles a cocker spaniel....an ugly one of course. Dogs are cute, she's not.
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Is this real life?
these housewives husbands also got into some trouble and some bullshit with the feds
her is the link they are real mafia
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=3946
This woman is pretty funny. She walked in a store and spent a 120 thousand on ugly furniture. Which she payed for in cash, which just happened to be in her purse.
The only nice one on that show is Jacqueline. I can't stand Danielle, a hatchetface who looks like her body is made of melted sand and thinks she's the hottest milf around.
Why does she waste money on cosmetics? They don't do a thing for her. She should be squirreling that money away for when the gravy train hits end of the line.
Neanderthals are not extinct after all.
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:01pm.
BTW, what is the feminine form of Guido? Guidoette?
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I believe it's Guidoswhore....'ette' is added if she's a young new bride 'mortum' is added if that old bitch forms loose lips and goes missin'...knowutimsayin'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angie Jo is big on being "charitable", she needs to donate part of her ten head to this chick.
BTW, what is the feminine form of Guido? Guidoette?
MK< I've been waiting for you to comment on this show! THese women make the NYC group and the OC gals look like nuns! (I don't watch the Atlanta show)
Talk about OVER THE TOP! The accents, the fingernails, the hair, the huge VERY ugly mansions! I really had no idea there were people who lived like this in New Jersey.
I agree with her about the hairline. I think my fave is Caroline, that bossy bitch!
Whoever she is she is FUG!
Why does this chick always look like the methed up version of Jessica Szor of Gossip Girl
Before Rita Hayworth became a megastar, she was a thickerset woman with a very low hair line...
http://www.mulholland-drive.net/studies/spanish.htm
(it's near the bottom of that page)
Some Hollywood magic including diet and electrolysis on her hairline (ouch!) later...
http://www.johnbarber.com/The%2080%27s%20Project/rita-hayworth.jpg
It's Suze, like in ooze.
oh man, I was really going to try not to watch this one... I might have to now, just to keep up with MK's posts and the dlisters' comments!
The hairline..yes justjane, she really is the missing link! She's like a cute little forest creature with her big eyes and non-existent forehead...
Its my favorite houseswifes show...theyre like the Sopranos but in real life!!
The Orange County show theyre like botoxed avocados,the New York one theyre so fake,the Atlanta one theyre so ghetto but these girls are straight Guido Beach-love it!!!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I used to live in South Philadelphia where it seems a lot of transactions are cash...knowwadimean?
This lovely gal IS the missing link.
I hope the FBI takes all these married to the Mob bitches down!! They are sooooo mobbed up. Paying for everything in cash, ignoring way overdue bills (hello Theresa? Pregnant again? You haven't paid the $11,000 in vitro bill for the last one!), family patriarch found dead in the trunk of a car. Trashtastic. I do have a soft spot for lil' Sasquatch, her bad ass kids and her steroidal goon of a husband. Shit, you can't make this stuff up.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I just saw the casting tape for Dina's big wedding...there's something iffy about that guy.
link to video:
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1563478&vid=159332
I love this show.
she's going for the french chateau look.
I knew whenever MK did a post on these chicks I was gonna be too thru and after reading the comments, I literally cannot catch my breath. You guys are CTFU, loves it!
Black Walnut
A hairline like that is reason #1 bangs were invented...Fuggie Fug, are you listening....???
If these whores won't cut bangs, they need to sleep with a handband soaked in weed killer along they 3head...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, I totally skipped over the part where MK spilled the beans about Jacqueline's baybay.
Whatever.
Buh-Bees fo' sho!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Hekki: I am AMAZED that she doesn't have implants yet! I mean her tits are PATHTIC, LOL. But "My husband's an ass man" LOLOLOL
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I thought fetal alcohol syndrome too, but her alleged-actress daughter has the same looks. To my knowledge it's not genetic.
Awww, now Jacqueline is going to be really upset.
And I can't believe she hasn't gotten breast implants already. Not that I think she SHOULD, but she seems so into impressing other people, you'd think she would have done it by now.
Still, I kinda like this ho.
When the babies are brought into the nursery here that hairline and the eyes so abnormally far apart usually indicate fetal alcohol syndrome. She has such a sweet, fun personality-I hope she doesn't have the physical problems most fas kids have.
She had to have baybay number foowah. Next week the movie deal will her daughter will go south because she had her in pageants.
As my East Coast friends would say, Nuttin' to do wid nuttin..but if days payin' cash fo' every ting, den use kiss day ass and aks if day won moowah.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
i luvvvv Teresaaa
cuz she brought in 100k in cash and just bought the most tackiest Levitz wharehouse drop outs ever and i LOLD
They should do Real Housewives of Brighton Beach
now those bitches manage to carry a birkin bag and cartier wallet filled with food stamp cards and 10k in cash
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Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row
It's like she has a built in sun visor - wtf with that hairline? I didn't even notice that before, wtf is wrong with me!?
By the way, just posted like 30 blind items (today was a bonanza day). Link down there V
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Submitted by Sexecution on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:24pm.
The red headed one is the hit man, I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahah
omg
I lold
but her oldest son is hawt
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Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row