This Is Going To Be A Fantastic Disaster
Cher just might tear herself away from her custom-made oxygen crypt long enough to shoot scenes in Xtina's debut movie Burlesque (I want to see jazz hands in the air when you read that title).
It was already announced that Xtina would star in the movie musical as a small-town girl who dreams of being a singer but finds herself thrusting her crotch at a burlesque club. The working title should be, Showgirls: The Whores Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!
Entertainment Weekly says that Cher is in final talks play the owner of the club. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!! !!!! Seriously, the camp level of this movie will hit the heavens if Cher is in it. I mean, Cher and Xtina wearing sparkly nipple tassles while singing and shaking their chichis?! All this ridiculousness needs is a random scene where Joan Collins storms into the club and slaps Cher for no reason. That would make this soon-to-be cinematic wreck the glittery cherry on top of my life sundae. Is it really too early to order my tickets on Fandango?
And if you live in the Los Angeles area, you better stock up on all your cosmetics right now. This movie is going to empty out every single make-up counter in the city.
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She said she would never accept a role, where she had to sing in it.
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*feels stabby* MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM, WOMAN!!!!! I'm having withdrawals, seriously. That said, I will totally see this movie. :)
*waves to DAE*
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:39pm.
Why, Christina?! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Leave the shitty movie making to Beyonce.
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Christina been threating to do this for he last 10 years, lol.
She said she would never accept a role, where she had to sing in it.
There a rumor that Christina could've had Kate Hudsons role 'Nine' but she was too busy working the time.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
ok ladies and germs, I'm allowed to go free now. be safe and if you are not here tomorrow have a great holiday weekend! ♥ snow
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
snowpiece. It is Sid. I never heard of Mott the Hoople until David Bowie saved them. They are cool.
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Actually when xtina was in the SNL skit for Sex and the City, I thought she was pretty good.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:19pm.
That picture of cher is making me feel all stabby.
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Me, too. Damn, I lose more husbands that way!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Why, Christina?! WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Leave the shitty movie making to Beyonce.
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trevor is that Sid in your avie?
what about Mott the Hoople? ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
*looks around* As this is a Christina thread...
Christina without any tan/bronzer on! *is in heaven*
http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?t=664877
why can't she do this more often?
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Get it on.
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Submitted by Trevor Sensible on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:23pm.
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Oh YAY! Someone else remembers the Glam Rock Gods!!
Bang a Gong!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uueO8BQGLDo
Remember the t.v. show called "The Midnight Special"? I was a wee lass back then, but I sawred them!!
Why doesn't Adam pronounce his name: "Lamb-bear"? very soft on the second half, that is.
cuz that's how it should be. When he starts doing that, you will know his Diva Train has left the tracks.
But seriously, every time I hear "Lamb - BERT" it makes my inner ear recoil and then I shiver.
Marc Bolan was a God amongst men.
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cher is xtina in 40+ years.
Submitted by Trevor Sensible on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:18pm.
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I like your idea of Adam Lambert, glitter, and Abba!! Hmm. I think it's already been done. Mama Mia.
But I actually really like Adam. He so reminds me of the 70's!! (The) Sweet, T-Rex...
The film, to be directed by Steve Antin -- the brother of Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin -- centers on a small-town girl who discovers her dreams at a Cabaret-like venue. Cher's character, sources say, will serve as Aguilera's mentor
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:16pm.
Cher isn't a heifer but in that outfit I feel like I should be yelling, "Sing it, Bossy!"
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In that outfit, she's definitely a HEIFER!
And who the hell dressed here that night? Perez? It's so bloody obvious he loves PINK. That picture of cher is making me feel all stabby.
Provo. Although it is common knowledge that Adam has packed more fudge than a Keibler elf I dont think he's right for the part. I had him down evil henchman for the Gay leader of a rival male dance troop (The Fartknockers) played by Tommy Girl. There's a big dance off at the end with lots of glitter and ABBA songs. It's going to be fagtastic.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:15pm.
Tigerlilly LOL yes, I think it's Christina's healthy Tang~like glow that really brings out Cher's whiteness
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Tang like glow! *dies*....
Ooh, that reminds me...It's cocktail hour... *getting out bottom shelf back alley vodka and generic Tang to make screw drivers*...What? What? Oh, like you whores are sippin' Dom? Pffft....
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Is it hard to get the much fake tan all even. Or do these dumb ho's still do it Easy Bake Oven style?
Cher isn't a heifer but in that outfit I feel like I should be yelling, "Sing it, Bossy!"
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Cher needs to quit the wig and get some GD EYELASHES. Sheesh.
Tigerlilly LOL yes, I think it's Christina's healthy Tang~like glow that really brings out Cher's whiteness
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:55pm.
Chic and classy? there is nothing chic or classy about dita von t-ts. shes ugly ta boot.
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You really gotta wonder what she might look like without all that make-up she wears. What does she do when it's hot?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I can't wait for this to open in the theaters and flop. The midnite showings after are gonna rock, though. I got my outfit all picked out!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:01pm.
I love Cher but her milky white thighs and fish belly are grossing me out
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I agree! She should be painted Ooompah Loompah orange like the rest of Hollywood...:-P
What grosses me out is seeing Granny in Liberace's S&M gear...Cher need to give up on the notion she sexay...Nope, ain't happenin'....You had your day in the sun, now move over and let the younger skankflowers bloom. Yo' ass can still sang and perform, but HELLS TO THE NAW if it's gonna be in this get up! Nope!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"And if you live in the Los Angeles area, you better stock up on all your cosmetics right now. This movie is going to empty out every single make-up counter in the city."
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Exspecially the CVS and Longs.
A straight-to-DVD crapfest, that's for sure. Who the hell told Christina she can act? and that movie plot is sure Oscar worthy. Snort.
Shitters tried this same old busted road and she failed miserably. Christina should take notes and stick to whatever she's good at... besides dressing like a tranny.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Cher looks like a black beta fighting fish in that giddyup!
Actually, scratch that.
She looks like a GD Japanese Blowfish dressed in black.
provy: takes one to know one. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Trevor Sensible on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:06pm.
Angelyn is a shoe in for the "Worn out dumpster queen" part
Don't you mean ADAM LAMBERT as the 'worn out dumpster queen'
sorry snowpiece, its true. the guy has seen more dick then a row of urinals at Yankee Stadium
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Oh and Please, please, please let it be a musical. That would simply be the fudge chunks in my "Cherry Garcia".
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OMG I LOVE that pic of Christina!!!
I so want Cher to be in this, Diva Vs Diva!
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Angelyn is a shoe in for the "Worn out dumpster queen" part
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I love Cher but her milky white thighs and fish belly are grossing me out
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:55pm.
Chic and classy?
I didn't say I agreed with it.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:55pm.
Chic and classy? there is nothing chic or classy about dita von tits. shes ugly ta boot. but hey the world could keep its class and ill keep my 60$ blowjobs and 5$ Labatt blue drys (i love canada!)
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You charge 60 bucks for a blowjob, Provie? Wow, you must be talented...:-P...I KEED, I KEED...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A fantastic disaster? Best oxymoron I've heard in while. Félicitations, MK!
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i predict...straight to blue ray...
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Ooooh, MK needs to be in charge of casting...and directing this movie...Oh, and he needs to write the script too! THEN, I will see it in a theater...fer shure...I'll even buy a mega box of goobers, a large popcorn, and a diet coke...That's a total investment of what? $50.00 at least??? And I a po' ass ho! Hollywood and movie theater owners, are you listening???? MK MOVIES ARE THE WAY TO GO!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Chic and classy? there is nothing chic or classy about dita von tits. shes ugly ta boot. but hey the world could keep its class and ill keep my 60$ blowjobs and 5$ Labatt blue drys (i love canada!)
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:50pm.
Hasn't online porn destroyed the burlesque biz??? I mean is this staged in 1892?
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Ha! I agree, Prov. People say burlesque is an art form, and thank God for people like Dita, who are bringing it back, and blah, blah, blah. But I just don't get it. Maybe it's for broads classier than I.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:50pm.
Hasn't online porn destroyed the burlesque biz???
Burlesque is now a way to go to a strip show and still be classy and chic.
Hasn't online porn destroyed the burlesque biz??? I mean is this staged in 1892?
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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