Sunday, May 24th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Priscilla Presley (64)
Mark Ballas (23)
Will Sasso (34)
Heavy D (42)
John C. Reilly (44)
Kristin Scott Thomas (49)
Roseanne Cash (54)
Alfred Molina (56)
Jim Broadbent (60)
Patti Labelle (65)
Bob Dylan (68)
Tommy Chong (71)
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uff - rough - she was so pretty
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/03/26/priscilla-presleys-plastic-surg...
Christ -talk about how much dyou get paid to haunt a house??
WTF has she done to herself?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
PP has Elvis's sneer...
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I truly feel bad for Priscilla, here was a natural beauty, that she should of been on her knees everynite (probably was, but not praying) praying that she lucked out in the gene pool.
And she tortures her face like that? Why? Why? Why?
Happy Birthday to the rest of the sluts.
Love ya Alfred Molina and John C. Reilly.
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OMG..........she looks like a Vampire!
Wow, what an ugly bitch, looks like Frankenstien
Priscilla now you know your daddy would never approve to this new look. Come on honey call Michael and get a phone number to a new plastic surgen or atleast give me the number to your dealer. You look pretty fucked up Bitch I want some of that shit.
Thank you Thank you very Much
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (*Grabbing crotch)
I have to ask... What is your fasination with that mans crotch. Did he pay you or did he make you famous. Or you already knew the man likes little children to someone his own age or at least someone that can write HIS own name and tie HIS shoe. He never did like little girls. They were just ignorant to his El Nin~o fetish.
Well he got his wish he put himself in with white load of laundry and NOW HE IS THE MAN!!! To think Prissy comes from a long line of crackers. Michael just wants to be a CRACKER JACK BOY. He sure found a prize and lost his nose too. Curiousity really killed this cat. No Dick No Face No Real Hoes and No Booty.
Ah! That Mark Ballas guy always throws me off-guard! That's my last name...and it saddens me because I liked having a last name that was uncommon... :(
Rotten peach of scrotum
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:27pm.
She must share a makeup artist with Morticia Addams.
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That's spelled mortician.
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Okay, she must share a mortician with Morticia Addams.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:27pm.
She must share a makeup artist with Morticia Addams.
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That's spelled mortician.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Poor Priscilla, her age looks more like "dead".
A long time, but I found out 2 years ago. I'm not sure how long but I know i've had the chronic fatigue, which I thought I was lazy since at least high school and i'm 29. The pain part I think it's only been maybe like a few years for the worst part of it.
She must share a makeup artist with Morticia Addams.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Studies suggest that about 25% of people who have lupus also have fibromyalgia.
http://www.hss.edu/conditions_14358.asp
ok....that is what he said. That's good island.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
I have FIbromyalgia Diamond
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Sorry to hear that! I've heard its very painful, but that's all I know about it. How long have you been living with it?
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:18pm.
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Thanks, he's doing OK.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
It's funny that Diamond asked about lupus, if I remember right, my pain DR said people with fibro often or sometimes have lupus and it kinda goes with fibro.....not always but there is a connection
sorry about your brother island
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
I have FIbromyalgia Diamond
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Sorry to butt in Rosemary, but my brother has it too. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. ♥
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I have FIbromyalgia Diamond
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:05pm.
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Are you in pain? Do you have Lupus?
This is what I look like sometimes, I'm on a lot of meds. I don't know anything about her....but..she looks like she's on some meds lol...I know she's had a lot of Plastic surgery though
This woman was stunning once.
MANY many years ago.
Now she is one nip/tuck away from being MJ's stunt double.
For real.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I think there is some serious competition between Mama Panatroll and Priscilla Jackson-Presley. This isn't fair, I don't want to have to take sides. They both deserve the Off Kilter Plastic Surgery award. It's a tie. The prize is a free consult with Wildenstein Cat Lady's plastic surgeon since that's where they're both headed anyway.
HBD Molina and Chong :)
They had leftover wax from Elvis's wake.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:24am.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:14am.
An interesting one I hear now and then goes something like this:
"Whenever I was 7 years old I had a yellow coat."
How the fuck do you get "WHENEVER" in that kind of statement?
My best friend from Pittsburgh says that! She'll say, "Whenever so-and-so was here,". But she doesn't mean "every time" they were here. I don't get it. Out here in Chicagoland they say, "Can you borrow me five bucks?"
Cheers, Moonmarse!
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Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:58pm.
Choo got mail!
God I want to pshop Priscillas mouth back into a recognisable form. She used to be so pretty, and those twisted lips are just wrong!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:52pm.
Yes, pleeze. Can you send it via MySpace?
Pretenders covered a few of them, I think. The one I like is Forever Young, off Last of the Independents.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:43pm.
I think I played my Times They Are a Changin till it melted in the cassette recorder! Bobby took the song down, but *whispers* I can send it to you if you like!
Which song did the Pretenders cover? I wanna hear that!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:36pm.
Blood on the Tracks is one of my fave LPs of his. No, did not hear the other version but will check it out. Hendrix, Byrds, and Pretenders were about the only artists whose Dylan covers I could handle (but I'll keep an open mind).
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:18pm.
Sheeeeps!
That's a heart-breaker! Lovely.
Did you see B Long's cover of Don't Think Twice? As a rule people shouldn't mess with Bob but it's great.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Well now I know who stole Kevin Bacon's upper lip, I bet if someone searched Priscilla, they would find Kevin's Blackberry too.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 6:47pm.
Hippy Birfday Bob Dylan!
If You See Her, Say Hello
sushi ~ you're wrong! Angelina's georgosity is all natural. Eat your green heart out.
Hippy Birfday Bob Dylan! I don't care how old he is, for Bob there will always be a soft place in my heart and a warm place in my pants :)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
-Together Through Life (2009)
"If you ever go to Austin, Fort Worth or San Anton'
Find the barrooms I got lost in and send my memories home
Put my tears in a bottle screw the top on tight
If you ever go to Houston, buddy you’d better walk right"
http://www.bobdylan.com/
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Bob. Dylan.
Holy fuck. Happy Birthday to one of the best people on earth.
"Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'."
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no wonder it was such a beautiful day
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This is the stuff lawsuit dreams are made of
Was that face pieced together like Frankenstein or what? Very sad. :(
plastic surgery? SO worth it.
BTW...HB MISS PATTY! Not evevn gonna go through your bottomless catalog of hits...but THIS little gem is my favorite!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qK4X-MN58M
Some of the best sophistifunk/disco.Produced by Skip Scarborough.
HOT DIGGITY! Her lips look like the wound I got from running into a sharp broken off branch yesterday.
Trynna' hold breakfast down here MK.
All I can say is "WTF?" She has taken her vanity too far. She doesn't even look human with those fucked up lips and those eyebrows halfway up her forehead... My god almighty... I guess I said more than "WTF"!!! LOL!
He who is not busy being Bob is busy tryin'
Happy B-Day Bobby D.
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"So you finally sold your soul to the devil. I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
It's a little more than sad about Priscilla's face. Is she going to have health complications from that industrial grade shit in her face? I wonder if it hardenss more each day? Plus she looks so bloated.
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