Birthday Sluts

Tommy Chong! Yeah, man!!! 4:20!

Molina, Dylan, LaBelle and Chong: nice birth day.

Now when it comes to Priscilla Queen of Wax and Kristen Scott Thomas, I could NOT care less...

Well this confirms Elvis is definitely dead, because he'd have come out an beat the shit out of her for looking like that.

pass me a handful of them assorted pills and some of that potted meat
thank ladies and gentlemen thank you verrah much

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Boyfriend just thought Prishcchhilliilla was Madonna.
Bless him. :D

morphing into Michael Jackson.

Priscilla looks like a vampire. And not in a dumb-teen-crazed-movie Twilight way.
Eeeew.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:24am.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:14am.

Who, me?? My fave Philly expression is "or what," added to the end of any sentence. It dumbs down whatever it's added to: "So, you got your doctorate, or what?
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An interesting one I hear now and then goes something like this:

"Whenever I was 7 years old I had a yellow coat."

How the fuck do you get "WHENEVER" in that kind of statement?

Submitted by torpedo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:16am.
She looks like fool.
In the land of fools,she looks normal..I suppose.

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LoL. You mean like "Just smile like a normal fucked up person"??

She looks like fool.
In the land of fools,she looks normal..I suppose.

gawd. Priscilla is starting to look like she has scleroderma.

John C. Reilly is the SHIT! Any of you horz see him do "Mr. Cellophane" in "CHICAGO"? He has *such* a great voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYt2hTGAGAk

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:56am.
Yes, but let's look at all the other examples where celebrities have gone to respectable surgeons had their their faces filled with botox, lifts, cheek implants. Frankly, they look exactly like Priscella.

The only celebrities that look decent are the ones that just try to take a couple of years off their face, not 20. Can't fence time.
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True. You can almost always tell when someone's had face-work done, no matter how good it is. I think it's because we're used to seeing natural imperfections and asymmetry.

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Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

What is sad, is Priscilla had her face ruined by a fraud:

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/03/25/priscilla-presleys-botched-...

She thought she was just getting some new form of 'botox'... UGHHHHHHHH! Her face RUINED over one stupid decision.
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Yes, but let's look at all the other examples where celebrities have gone to respectable surgeons had their their faces filled with botox, lifts, cheek implants. Frankly, they look exactly like Priscella.

The only celebrities that look decent are the ones that just try to take a couple of years off their face, not 20. Can't fence time.

HB Bob Dylan, Patti Labelle and Tommy Chong.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:29am.
Maybe Priscilla just slept funny,,,bed face??

What's she sleeping on, Elvis' old guitar?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Good one Deb!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Rhoda on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:37am,

What is sad, is Priscilla had her face ruined by a fraud:

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/03/25/priscilla-presleys-botched-...

She thought she was just getting some new form of 'botox'... UGHHHHHHHH! Her face RUINED over one stupid decision.

She would have aged gracefully otherwise. :(

Holy crap! That picture scared the shit outta me. Thanks a lot, MK!

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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney

Wow Pris got butchered, it's tragic that she paid money to look like that. I'm sure if she just focused on taking good care of herself she'd still be beautiful (and have a hell of alot more dignity) right now.

She used to be so lovely and her desire to artificially retain that ruined it. It's almost as if she just thought that's all she was. Too bad.

Why Priscilla? WHY?

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Submitted by Newportjoey on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:29am.
Maybe Priscilla just slept funny,,,bed face??

What's she sleeping on, Elvis' old guitar?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:24am.
wow.
happy stoner b day to tommy chong.

RIght on, CTH! In Tommy's honor I just baked up, (not a cake, though)>. ;-)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by 2Di4 on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:18am.
priscilla presley: what would happen if picasso was a plastic surgeon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Happy BDay Tommy & Bobbie!!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:24am.

Sheeps, that's a good one! I have many faves, but my favorite preface for any sentence is "Not for nothin'". As in, "Not for nothin' but the last time I was at Pat's. they forgot the peppers on my steak."

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Maybe Priscilla just slept funny,,,bed face??

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

wow.
happy stoner b day to tommy chong.

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:14am.

Who, me?? My fave Philly expression is "or what," added to the end of any sentence. It dumbs down whatever it's added to: "So, you got your doctorate, or what?"

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Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

I think Elvis would have divorced her if he saw that look.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

priscilla presley: what would happen if picasso was a plastic surgeon.

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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine

Scary.

I would love it if Angelina followed this model and Brad Pitt becomes the salt-and-pepper handsome older man with a youthful actress he left her for.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:11am.

Ha! That sounds about right! Yo, you got a problem with that?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

my god, that's one scary pic!

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:06am.

Morning, Deb. I liked your Philly dining story. I once went to a nice, Zagat-rated place where the waiter wore an Eagles jersey. He asked us, "Do youse know what you want?"

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:55am.
Prickcilla must have told her surgeon, "Don't give me anything too symmetric."

LOL! Priscilla may be 64, but the Wesson Oil in her face is only 5.

Happy Birthday, Bob Dylan!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Princess Xenu,

You got it! xo. Let us know how it turns out.

It seems Priscilla (and the media) put WAY too much weight on her beauty back in her day and now she's trapped in some personal curse. This is probably Jolie's future, but worse, because Jolie's already been hardcore tweeking her face for years now.

RE: lego competition

the c word
snarkley
madam s

you whores are going to make me cry! thank you from the very bottom of my chicken cutlet heart xoxo

voting ends next friday 29th may, we should know soon after that.

see you when i wake up. (yellomarigold, hope you get that paper finished soon)

I imagine this is what Fergie will look like someday... at least the right side of her face (screen left). Picture of Fergie below.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/MuchMusic_Video_Award...

Prickcilla must have told her surgeon, "Don't give me anything too symmetric."

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Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

Aw, Pris used to be such a pretty girl (after the Elvis-mandated Vampira look anyway): http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/priscilla-hot.jpg
Can we blame $cientology?

@Bo

What are you talking about! Elvis LIVES!
*In crazed voice*

LOL

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:47am.

Anti-freeze is just NOT a good idea as an age preventer.
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It is if you DRINK it. Granted, you'll be dead, but then there won't be anymore of that pesky aging.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)

Elvis is spinning in his backyard grave! Good grief, what she did to herself!

Happy birthday Tommy Chong!
Mexican Americans & Beaners - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eiq8z4cxLo&feature=related

Mornin' MK and Dlisters ♥

@Princess Xenu D...

I'm here in Sydney too. Yeah it's pretty late, but I procrastinated as usual and left a paper until the night before.. naughty, naughty.

Oh yeah, LEGO is awsome! My siblings and I used to have tons of them as kids, we loved LEGO.. except when we stepped on a piece of LEGO with bare feet.. ouch :)

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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:41am.

*winks*

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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...

Anti-freeze is just NOT a good idea as an age preventer.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

If you cover the right side of 'Scilla's face, she looks normal, reverse it and she looks like she had a stroke. Yikes!

Princess Xenu,

Voted for your son's truck! Very cool that he's into Lego. And his truck is great. Good luck to your guy!