Friday, May 22nd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jeanne Pratt - Jeanne's husband, Richard, was one of the richest dudes in Australia and he passed away recently, so ole' girl has been all over the place. It's Jeanne's time to shine! However, I'm a little concerned. She's getting this title because of her architecturally stunning Logo-like hair, but Jeanne really needs to work on the eyebrow situation. Mostly because...she doesn't have any! Maybe she has a whisper of an eyebrow, but that's not enough! Jeanne is already richer than Ouiser Boudreaux by a million miles, but a pair of exquisite delicately drawn eyebrows would complete her life!

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Posted by: Michael K


juni's picture

A troll doll.

Noelegy's picture

Egad, I hadn't thought of the Poor Pitiful Pearl dolls in ages. My cousins had a couple of those dolls, and they were at my grandmother's house for the longest time when I was little (70s). But yeah, she looks like that too.

http://www.dollinfo.com/pitifulpearl.htm

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Submitted by CheekyChops on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:08pm.

Rainbow Brite hit the wall, eh?
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Rainbow Brite hit the wall, eh?

Emeriesan's picture

She's the wooden puppet version of Anna Wintour.

I want that same haircut and carry it off with the same stunning beauty.

MissBish's picture

You'd think homegirl would have someone on the payroll who'd tell her that orange is not her friend.

I wonder if spock's cock is also pointy.

Koala bear! Cuddly.

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fiasco's picture

Actually, that's one of the most flattering pictures I've seen of Jeanne Pratt! She usually looks even more strange.

Bitingontinfoil's picture

It loooked like-a man!

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misslainey's picture

Is she trying to look like a cracked out koala bear?

Cheri Oteri should play her in the movie: "Jeanne Pratt: The Trappings of Bang Addiction"

slappyou's picture

It's a cabbage patch doll that happens to be hideous. My eyes hurt when I look at her.

madam ex's picture

Pure sex and class is oozing from this whore. She is definitely worthy of HSOD. Thank you MK!!

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Looks like she had her eyes done at a strip mall in the '80s. Note to self, do not use a coupon for plastic surgery. At least she found the one haircut on earth that could divert attention away from the hideous eye job.

Her husband must have been blind to marry that fugly ass woman.

She looks like Ramona Quimby come to life and all growed up.

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Submitted by britlitgal on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:56am.
I wasn't thinking Dora hair, myself--more like the "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake" chick from that weird pedo show, Lazytown.
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Vermithrax's picture

She reminds me of Edna Mode from The Incredibles.

britlitgal's picture

I wasn't thinking Dora hair, myself--more like the "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake" chick from that weird pedo show, Lazytown.

sonne's picture

You all made me lol.

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JP= poor poor Pitiful Pearl!
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Clay Aiken, meet your future.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

He had the illegitimate kid at 63, to boot. He sounds pretty sleazy, in fact. All kinds of high-level pols were on his payroll. He was finally convicted of price-fixing after cheating customers and the govt out of AUD 700m.

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OMG...Fraggle, Edna Mode, Dora the Explorer, Raggedy Ann, Rhea Perlman, combined with a cross-eyed sort of horror clown, it's all true.

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She's got DORA hair.

Tyranny's picture

Ms.Swan!

Hahaha, I didn't know anyone besides me remembered Ouiser Boudreaux!!

Raul Duke's picture

DAYUM! Ain't seen anyone rock that doo as fierce since Moe Fine of The 3 Stooges died!

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Submitted by Noelegy on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:12am.
It's Edna Mode in the flesh!
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yes!! First thing I thought of too! She just needs the heavy black specs to complete the look LOL

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:53am.

agreed.. if youre a kept woman, then you need to keep some of the $$ and put it in an account somewheres..

on another note..
I really think that some women will put up with their husbands infidelity as long as they themselves are kept happy, paid attention to and PA$D.. Almost like a happy affair- here, honey- you are my wife so I come home to you almost every night, here are the credit cards, the bank accounts, want kids? GREAT! I will keep Miss. X away from you and "our" relationship and I expect you to keep away from the relationship I have with Miss X.

Make sense? I really do think some women love the lifestyle SOOOOOO much, they will put up with it.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:53am.

Bitch please! You should have been saving all of the money and lavish gifts he gave you over the years, because you will need to pawn that shit at the karma store.
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I love how the mistress thinks because she screwed him for years and squirted out his crotch fruit, she's entitled to a fat payday. Bitch, please.

If he wanted to take care of her and his illegitimate kid, he'd have left them something in his Will. She got played big time. His WIFE and the children they had together get it all.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:53am.
Bitch please! You should have been saving all of the money and lavish gifts he gave you over the years, because you will need to pawn that shit at the karma store.

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OH that's so true!! The karma store, thanks for the laughs!

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If I were to roll over in the middle of the night, open my eyes, and find this mess on the pillow next to mine I would be so paralyzed with fear. This chick's workin' my last clown phobic nerve.

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madam s.'s picture

You guys are so correct... if you brewed up a Raggedy Ann/Fraggle/Carla from Cheers cocktail, this is what you'd get.

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I hope Jeanne was getting some on the side, since Richard had an affair with some chick for almost two decades and even had a kid with her. Apparently the mistress is all in a tizzy right now, worried that she won't get any of his money. Bitch please! You should have been saving all of the money and lavish gifts he gave you over the years, because you will need to pawn that shit at the karma store.

emceebee's picture

Oh fuck yeah.

This shit is real. Her face has scared me since the 80's when I first saw it. The worst bit is no bastard has ever told her that she looks like a alien creature.

Please make either Rose Hancock-Porteous or Lillian Frank your next Hot Bitch Michael. You would love Rose. A Philipino maid who married the millionaire and took his money when the old coot died.

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She looks like a cross between Carla from "Cheers" and Raggedy Ann.

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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:35am.
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*snort*

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:30am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:29am.
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Quite possibly a Fraggle.
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She reminds me of Red! http://digital.ihenson.com/FraggleRock_press/festival/RD_FR_036.jpg

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I didn't think Dora the Explorer's hair could be achieved IRL.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:29am.
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Quite possibly a Fraggle.

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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.

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that's a cartoon character, right?

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Fucka doodle-do.

Newportjoey's picture

This look is caused by the toliets flushing backwards in Australia.....

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chefcammi's picture

Phil Spector models his new "Jail Look"

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Nanners's picture

I think she's Bindi's real mama. She has that alien hybrid look.

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My 9th grade German teacher had this exact hair.

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LOL Ouiser Boudreaux.

She looks like a Raggedy Ann Doll come to life...my worst childhood fear