Friday, May 22nd 2009

Connor Can't Take Tommy Anywhere

Last night in Los Angeles, Tommy Girl and his son Connor went to see something called the Lakers do something called basketball. Halfway through the game, Connor got a little upset. I know you're thinking it's because whatever team he was rooting for wasn't winning, but that's not it. Imagine sitting next to Tommy Girl while a bunch of muscly giant pieces of sweaty sex are bouncing around in front of him in silky shorts? Yup, Tommy's Scientolohole just wouldn't stop queefing and it was beginning to reek. GLIB. Connor forgot to remind his father to stick a butt plug in it before they go anywhere.

And somewhere in the world, Nicole Kidman is looking at these pictures and thinking to herself, "Hmm. I wonder who that handsome little man next to my ex-husband is? Did Will Smith shrink? Hmmm..."

Posted by: Michael K


His son's a cutie.

kookytown's picture

As a side bar, I was at the Capital Concert in DC last night and TomKat were there looking creepy as ever. Funny thing - Katie read "Bethseda" off of the telepromter instead of "Bethesda". Wonder if she had a glitch in her chip.

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Ruh Roh! He's hypnotizing you! Stop! Stop liking Tom Cruise! He's getting into your brain! You will never be free! O NO! HE'S REACHING CLEAR!!!

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Cruise is actually a decent man, but the Scientology thing has not served him well. In two words, they crazy. They actually do try to help people, but it always ends in indoctrination (I know this from personal family experience).

To me Connor looks like a very pretty Donald Faison. I think Cruise has a good relationship with all of his children - it's just that the Scientology stuff makes him nuts and in turn forces him to put his kids through the Scientology mill. Too bad.

And yes, his face has been "freshened" - very artfully, but tweaked nonetheless.

2much4u2handle's picture

I have to agree with Dirk Diggler Tom and Conner do have the same facial expressions and resemble each other.

Things that make you go hmmmm....

What?

TITS's picture

techincally i can see that his features could be considered attractive; it's just his insides are so corrupt that he becomes ugly in my eyes and in no way could i consider him even remotely good looking.

HE'S A FUCKING $CIENTOLOGIST PEOPLE!

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Betchtastic's picture

I love you M.K., but sometimes you are just too gross.

MrPossumsMama's picture

Tommy Girl looks like he's had some work done.

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Submitted by lelu on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:05pm.
"I know I've talked about how crazy Tommy is, but I actually kind of like the guy. I know, it's horrible."

I like him too. I think he's an awesome actor. He blew me away in Interview with a vampire. Sure he's nuts but who isn't in hollywood?

imk505's picture

Wow! Tom is aging way better then any of the other celebs his age. He's looking really hot! Conner is a very handsome young man.

novistarr's picture

OMG! I've been to a Laker game [que - laugh track] and I can relate to Tommy Girl's frustration with all dem meat lassoes wagging about!

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LittleTart's picture

Gosh, Tom Cruise is hot - I sometimes forget that, what with all the bat-shit crazy.

kookytown's picture

How glib!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tammy has had a LOT of cosmetic surgery.

Who is her doctor?

Nicole Kidman had custody in the beginning...when she was dating Lenny Kravitz. I remember reading that she & her kids were renting is apartment while hers was getting fixed.. in NY I think

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:50pm.
Looks like Tommygirl brought the Lakers bad luck.
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could be, could be!

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Submitted by lara on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:35pm.
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It's not arrogant in the least if you have actually heard the stories or read some of the accounts by former COS members. I know a woman who was a member for years when L. Ron Hubbard was still alive. If you can hear those accounts and honestly come to the conclusion that brainwashing goes on, then I don't know what to say.

BTW, I didn't mention the wife/beard auditions but since you brought that up, more than 1 former COS member and several Hollywood insiders has said he did just that. Where there is smoke, there is fire. Oh, and the rumors about him being gay have been around even before he joined that cult.

If you think all this is a vast conspiracy then maybe you should consider doing his PR. . .

Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Don't feel bad for liking Tom. He has done some good movies. Hell I figure, if Tom fuckin' HANKS can have two Oscars Tom Cruise should have at least 3 or 4.

I know I've talked about how crazy Tommy is, but I actually kind of like the guy. I know, it's horrible.

clementine's picture

Connor equals handsome young man. Hopefully he's an individual and not totally bat shit crazy.

Jessica_Wakefield's picture

I must admit, Tom is looking pretty good in these pics.

AmyB's picture

thanks, gia! ayayay!!!

Connor is growing into quite a handsome young man. It seems odd that they are both dressed the same, though.

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Submitted by AmyB on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 2:03pm.
ok, so is the chick next to tommy his mommy?? i'm just curious because she and kt are obviously using the same boring ass stylist - almost same hair, same clothes, same shoes... everything.
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No, Tom's mom is older & a lot less attractive than this woman. Here is a pic...

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/tom-cruise-and-mom/

Toonkinstein's picture

Tommygirl prolly doesn't even know what the fuck he's watching...he's so glib

He is one handsome kid!

AmyB's picture

ok, so is the chick next to tommy his mommy?? i'm just curious because she and kt are obviously using the same boring ass stylist - almost same hair, same clothes, same shoes... everything. btw - lara, keep posting on tommy's scientology fan page 'n save it.

Whatever's picture

Looks like Tommygirl brought the Lakers bad luck.

That boy is hot to death. I'm not even trying to be on the pervy train. I'm just calling it like I see it. He is hot. And Tom hasn't been looking to shabby as of late.

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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:48am.
If they can brainwash adults then how hard can it be to turn two kids against their non-COS mother?
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ummm...sorry, but that is such an arrogant thing to say. come on.... maybe those people like the religion. to say everybody there is brainwashed seems like a very superior attitude. like..i am smarter than those stupid people.
oh and getting the car cleaned out makes you a control freak now? ridiculous...
wife auditions??? LOL how delusional you have to be to believe this?!...like tom cruise couldn't get a date. he is, after all, a handsome and rich star.

Norwaygirl's picture

I have big hopes for Isabella Kidman Cruise. She seems like a fun young lady who won't take any crap from anyone. I also get some gayelle wibes from her. Bet her tell-all-book will be full of juicy stories.

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Bite me, but Connor will be one handsome man! :D

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Submitted by kathy42977 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:57am.
Maybe Nicole really DID want her kids. But hell, you can't fuck with the Scientologists. How much ya'll want to bet that when Tom and Katie break up Suri ends up with Tom?
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The Andrew Morton bio of Tommy makes it clear that she did want those kids. Also, I met a guy at the VA film fest a few years back who worked with Kidman on a movie post-Tommy and by all accounts, she was a really loving, hands-on mother to those kids. (I guess the Nicole Kidman haters will claim this can't be the case, but this is what someone who actually worked with her said.)Apparently, he did not take full custody of them until 2005-the year he hooked up with the Bot.

Oh, and I have NO doubt at all that Suri will end up with Tommy once Katie Bot's contract is up.

Maybe Nicole really DID want her kids. But hell, you can't fuck with the Scientologists. How much ya'll want to bet that when Tom and Katie break up Suri ends up with Tom?

paris herpes's picture

Connor is gigantic! How old is he anyway? Hahahha, the Lakers LOST last nite! I am the biggest Laker hater...well anything outta LA reeks to me, maybe that's why. Tommy was probably ogling all the players...ALL NITE LONG!

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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:44am.
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LOL! That's the only way I could see it happenin'. . . FWIW, I don't believe he is the bio-daddy of any of his three kids.

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Submitted by Alex222 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:42am.
Connor is weird looking. Its interesting that Connor & Isabella both chose Tom over Nicole. Nicole looks like an ice queen.

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Dontcha think that Daddy's cult may have had something to do with that? If they can brainwash adults then how hard can it be to turn two kids against their non-COS mother?

Provolone's picture

@Gia...yea this just proves Will Smiths asshole is really a birth canal.

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Connor is weird looking. Its interesting that Connor & Isabella both chose Tom over Nicole. Nicole looks like an ice queen.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:13am.
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I'll believe both of these when I see it.

Not doubting you or saying you are lying, but anything that comes from Tommy Girl's PR machine makes me immediately doubtful. Hell, if Connor is a "natural" than that totally debunks the theory that he and Tinky share any DNA!

The good news out of this...the lakers lost

Vermithrax's picture

The man is raising his kids. I can't hate.

ocd can be good's picture

When he's out with Katie, she has to dress like him. Now, the son is wearing the same clothing. What gives?

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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:01am.

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Connor has supposedly auditioned for other roles and been called a "natural".

Isabella had some work displayed about 2 years ago and it was really good.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I hate Scientology as much as the next guy, but those pictures of Tom and Connor are somewhat refreshing. They seem to get along very well and they even look alike! Some of their facial expressions are eerily similar. Also, Connor is emulating Tom's classic sense of style.

On a more catty note, I can't wait for Connor's tell-all book to be published. You know it's coming eventually...

Haribo's picture

i wonder for how long katie is gonna put up with the crazy. i mean a human is only a human!

KidL's picture

Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:57am.
Both the adopted kids seem to have turned out okay. Connor is supposed to be a talented actor, Isabella is a talented artist (like painter), and they're both good people. Tom's a screw up but at least the kids seem decent.

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With all due respect, Connor has had ONE role in a movie. A non-speaking part in Seven Pounds. That's hardly enough to come to a conclustion about his acting talents.

I have never seen any of Isabella's said paintings nor has she been displayed to the best of my knowledge, so where is this info. coming from? Tommy's peeps? They also claim Suri is some kind of child genuis so forgive me if I take ALL their claims with a huge grain of salt.

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Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:46am.
I do believe that Connor is Tom's biological son out of wedlock. He looks too much like him to me.

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I see no resemblence there at all between them. Besides, Tommy is sterile and it is a fact. It's in his COS file. . .