$20,000 For A Kiss From A Sparkly Vampire
I know a few people who would turn their own mother out on the ho stroll just for one air kiss from RPattz. That seems a little excessive to me, but paying $20k for a kiss from the sparkly vampire seems even crazier! That's what two crazed Twittytards paid at an auction for amfAr in Cannes last night. Yeah, yeah, it goes to charity, but still!
It's not like RPattz kissed them on their nalgas! He kissed them on their face cheek! No, he didn't even bite them! No, he didn't even use tongue! No, he didn't even pinch their nipples a bit. No, he didn't even slap that ass. No, he didn't even pull their hair! No, he didn't even call them a "dirty, dirty bitch" while doing it. None of that! RPattz just planted a simple kiss on their cheek. For $20k! IN THIS ECONOMY! Bonkers.
You know that right after RPattz kissed them, they rant to their hotel rooms, Cape Fear-ed themselves and then had their cheek hermetically sealed.
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Fuck it: he is hot! I would
Raises hand--I gave a fuck about him in harry potter. all the boys at hogwarts are ugly as shit. But then Cedric Diggory jumped out of a tree and I knew...I knew right then that he had the biggest, hottest quidditch stick in all of hogwarts. Just cause you bitches couldn't appreciate a little Hot Diggory Dog in HP4 isn't my fault!
I wouldn't want it for free. Eh, on second thought... Maybe.
Not to me he doesn't LOL
He kind of reminds me of a little weasel.
Love his movies though, I'll give him that.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:23pm.
Sure, he's hot now .. but I'm afraid he's
going to be treading into Quentin Tarantino
territory by the time he hits around 30..
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Well..Quentin Tarantino has an extreme sex appeal so I don't see the problem
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Sure, he's hot now .. but I'm afraid he's
going to be treading into Quentin Tarantino
territory by the time he hits around 30..
I think he's cute but 20 grand for a kiss? No thanks. He's no Johnny Depp.
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I'm sorry, but I don't get it. I saw that movie, I read those books - all so I could understand the RPattz luv. He needs a bath and a personality. Heez, it's not like he is Ewan McGregor.
That said, he did a great American accent in the Sparkly Vampire movie.
I don't get the hype over this guy.
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Nay Nay!! For 20K, RPattz would have to aim this kiss lower than my face cheek!!!
Christian Bale however...*swooooon*
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So.Don't.Get.This.Pattinson.Obsession.
Gah.
Cia for now all... BBS. *muah*
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Ok, I said almost the same thing for the last Rob story but... He's sooo HOTTT! Plus w/ that British accent and Brit humour, double the hotness!
I think he's fugly fugs, but his voice and the way he sings turns me the hell on. If I close my eyes I could hit that.
I don't get it... he does nothing for me.
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omg he is so hot. i love...umm...his hands...
I dunno why, but I feel like this guy probably has really stank breath.
As long I don't have to change his diapers, bring him on.....
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Pay him 20K? I wouldnt want if for free, I totally skeeve this bastard. He's freakin grosser than grossy Josey.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:18pm.
See Little Ashes. He was really good.
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I was reminded of him because of Twilight but I much prefer him outside that role. I found Edward to be a whiny bitch and hated the character and Rob made him BARELY tolerable. Plus the movie wasn't great and the acting suuuuuucked. I saw him in How To Be recently and am far more interested in his indie stuff than in the vampire crap.
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Submitted by robsBitch on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:55am.
Everyody keeps bitching about "nobody knew who he was until Twilight" blah blah blah...He has to start somewhere people.
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Well then are you saying? Cause for sure he did NOT start in Twilight. That is where you and many others saw him, that is. That is where PEOPLE started noticing, not where HE started.
Cheesus fuck...the guy is hot, period. THere are people that like him and people that don't. But no one notice him before Twilight and you can yammer all you want against it but it's the plain true.
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Everyody keeps bitching about "nobody knew who he was until Twilight" blah blah blah...He has to start somewhere people.
Not only would I let him kiss my cheek, I would drag that boy down an alley and show how to get really dirty!
Rob is a welcome change from pretty girly boys who think too much of themselves. The little bitches.
Rob looks cute in these pics. Usually he looks fug.
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:07am
OH. MY. GOD. I completely forgot he was in Goblet of Fire. I actually thought he was hot in it too. WOW.
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Aye, he made a cute Diggory or whatever you spell that. That' how I imagined him when hubby told me the story. (I refuse to read a Star Wars ripoff modeled for 13 year olds to masturbate over).
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:07am.
ITA, people thought I was completely looney tunes for thinking he was hot until they saw Twilight. And while the movie sucked, he is completely hot in it.
I love tall skinny guys and the accent makes me swoon.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:07am
OH. MY. GOD. I completely forgot he was in Goblet of Fire. I actually thought he was hot in it too. WOW.
And I agree with you, I think people are enamored with RPatty cause of his role in Twilight. I felt the same way about Patrick Fugit in "Saved", but when I saw him in other roles, the girl boner for him went away quick.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA in the forth thumbnail he looks kinda like Frankenstein.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:49am.
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LOL, you and me both babe, you and me both.
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Submitted by ethang on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:56am.
Pasty, skinny, hairy and smelly? You'd have to pay me $20,000. Don't get the appeal of this guy.
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No one gave a shit about this guy before him playing Edward Cullen. NO ONE. I've heard excuses left and right but NO ONE gave two fucks about him, and could barely remember his name, even the Harry Potter fans (movies). It's his character they are so much in love with. That's why also NO ONE understands what women see in him when photographed in public appearances.
Personally, I don't give a shit if he smells, I have a shower at home we can share. You also have the accent, yeah. (I can't find the thing with the accent, 'British' english is what I learned first so to me it's plain and normal). There is also the fact that he's tall..and developed nicely since Goblet of Fire.
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Submitted by ethang on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:56am.
Pasty, skinny, hairy and smelly? You'd have to pay me $20,000. Don't get the appeal of this guy.
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he cleans up nice and ummm... the accent :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEXkZDADco8&feature=related
In this set of pictures, I can see what all the RPatty lovers swoon about. He cleans up nicely.
If he just keeps that pale skin colored, and that awful hair under control he actually looks decent.
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"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Pasty, skinny, hairy and smelly? You'd have to pay me $20,000. Don't get the appeal of this guy.
It was actually 50,000 dollars for a Kiss 20,000 uros which is 50,000 A LOT of money but for a good cause AIDs Charity! and he was put on the spot called out from the crowd and then auctioned off
Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:45am
You aren't alone, he totally does it for me. I think he is completely sexy. In fact, it's been about 15 years since I crushed on a celebrity like I do him. Why? No idea.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:49am.
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LOL, you and me both babe, you and me both.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:46am.
C-Word - He's already out of Cannes and in Italy.
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Ok, it's sad that you know that....stalk much? ;D
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C-Word - He's already out of Cannes and in Italy.
Oh, my GOD. I'm a total creeper. :(
And yes. I'm also considering selling them. Just kidding.
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I am not paying anybody to kiss me, even Robert Pattinson & I LOVE him...I honestly find him to be incredibly sexy, maybe I am blind & crazy, I dont care, he just does it for me for some reason...Money needs to go directly to charity...I hate these dumb ass auctions they have just so rich, bored bitches & bastards can entertain themselves while giving to charity, why does there always have to be something in it for them, JUST GIVE!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41am.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA...I was wondering wth you were (on a plane to Cannes?).
So I guess Things 1-3 are gonna be getting a lot of bread and water for the next while, huh?
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Sweet shit. I was scrolling down from Morning Wood and tripped over my tits trying to get in here the minute I recognized the hair. And that was before I even got to the face.
I know I'm pathetic. Your words bounce off my fat ass sausage cased in my mom jeans.
$20k for my KID to get a cheek kiss? Fuck, no. $20k to get driven around a mattress for a few hours? Fuck, YEAH!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:30am.
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*giggling* 'Go check the electric fence or sumpting.'
Thanks for that!
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:32am.
Hahahaha! I would say he's polluting America's water supply when he washes all the product out of his hair, but he doesn't wash.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:30am.
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I think his hair might catch fire is we tased him.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:28am.
True. But Robert is just too irresistible! Just to get a whiff of his magical forest and sparkly wood up close?!?! *swoon* ;P
20K? no-
but i would fuck him for free.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:25am.
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'Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much!'
@Dee: you can buy a lot of tasers and Judges with $20K.
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