Morning Wood

The blind dude's fridge is cleaner than mine.

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:57am.
The fridges made me sad for some reason.

I totally agree with you. Looking at those fridge pictures made me feel kinda depressed as well. Especially the ones that were almost completely empty, and the one that had nothing but left-overs.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey

Well of course Jordan and Peter are "promising a showdown". Jordan may be uncultured, but she knows how to squeeze a buck out of every fart she makes. Let me guess...they'll both be selling their "exclusive interviews" on "what went wrong". And just when the public is ready to give up on these two great kids, they'll have a tearful reunion, selling their "exclusive interviews" about how they worked it out. Then Katie Price's ghost writer will put out a book about it. Any bets?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

danny is nuts! i'vw known him for awhile

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WTF is with spencers face?! ive never realy paid attention before...FUCK.

i love danny noriega.

i dont care about anniston with regards to her acting of any of that imaginary drama with the jolie pitt clan, but if the story is true about her dog then she is pretty pathetic....get a dog nanny you twit...

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

I usually wash my car with all the windows up. Call me prissy.

Mark Sanchez is delectable. End of story.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 2:14pm.

LMAO! i've heard so too! guess it's the truth :)

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
I used to have such a crush on that Belgian waffle Van Damme
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tell me about it... he used to be so damn sexy

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On the outside. I'm afraid that on the inside he's a piece of garbage. :-(

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
I used to have such a crush on that Belgian waffle Van Damme
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tell me about it... he used to be so damn sexy

Mark Sanchez and Jean-Claude Van Damme are both hot.

HA HA if you go to the ONTD link for the Danny Noriega video you can read Chris Crocker and some other guy fighting over high school relationship drama in the comments. It's awesome.

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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.

I would smack the shit out him if he was my kid.

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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.

I'm completely amused by the "stranger's freezers and refrigerators" link. The Botanist has a pigpen of a refrigerator, while the metal band drummer has his squeaky clean. I would expect it to be viceversa. The saddest case was that of the retired train conductor (If I'm not mistaken) because his refrigerator was almost empty.. and the bartender with his filled with leftovers.

Only one thing irks me and that's when people stack their groceries higgledy-piggledy inside their fridges. I don't have a particular way to arrange my food inside the fridge, but I try to have certain items handy or easy-to-break items in the back. Also, I also noticed that most of those people barely had fruits and vegetables for dinner. Most had lots and lots of processed foods.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Norman! I love him. Norman is so cute! And he's never seen going out for doughnuts, or walking down the street with a bag of potato chips in his paws. His mom doesn't pimp him out. He may have a masseuse, but he's nobody's ho! Nice try Brad, but not even six Jolie-Pitts can outshine the greatness that is The Norman Show. Jennifer Aniston for Mother of the Year!!!

Jonas Brothers live the dream!

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they u

Oh F-YOU MK!!!!

"I don't know how to do it. I can't!"

Stop trying to impersonate Noriega.

Just stop.

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Just so you know.

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Holy shit! Who owns that second fridge with the tequila in it? Jeffrey Dahmer?

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

I used to have such a crush on that Belgian waffle Van Damme.

Mark Sanchez.

Oh
My
God

*dies*

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:33am.
Danny Noriega's Gorgeous Chola Mother! Raul wants to bend her over the hood and make her scream " Ai, papi, ai, ai, ai!"
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LOL. Gross.

That reminds me of that Eddie Money "Shakin'" song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1wDgPZCDA

Submitted by specialkt on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:18am.
why does that one woman have a SNAKE in her freezer? WTFfffff
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Holy crap. I missed that one and I'm not going to look for it...but I will say (even though I've shared this story before)... I met a nice gal at Santa Fe Indian Market a few years back who used to commute between somewhere and Los Alamos. That's a lot of highway and a lot of roadkill. She said that she used to stop and pick up the opossums, raccoons, and other beasties and take them home and put them in the freezer so that she could later harvest particular portions for art work (the teeth, claws, fur, tails). She was Ojibwe and pretty much, it's only Native Americans who can do that with certain animals. (I don't think snakes of any kind are in a protected category. Thanks God, cuz i H8TE them!). When her kids got to be teenagers they begged her to quit bringing home roadkill. They'd get freaked out at finding, say, a dead BADGER in the freezer.

I've also heard of people picking up dead rattlers and such in Phoenix. I can't remember why. Shoes maybe?

Danny Noriega = Jessica Alba

I grew up three blocks from Knotts Berry Farm, and you hit the nail on the head with Amy's dress! She also got married, congrats Amy! You are one of a kind!

Oh hai horz

Jen takes good care of her dog! I do the same with mine. Except I'm the bich who goes to Albertson's to buy the chicken from the deli and *I* cook up the potatoes or rice. Last night I was too tired to deal, so I bought a meat and cheese sandwich at Jimmy Johns (its so hard to order a sandwitch with no sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, or onions! they're flabbergasted!). The dog and the cat got the meat and cheese. No one ate the bread.

Just cool your J-E-T-S for minute Mark! You just became a millionaire.Sample the full catalog before you go locking down with the first model that jumps in your lap.

I watched Jean Claude's new movie JCVD (yes, bitch, he plays himself) and it was awesome. It's filmed in his hometown, and he makes fun of himself constantly, and it tickled me pink. I didn't see the end bc Netflix blows, though.

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Everything you want. Everything you need. She will be. Honestly, and completely. - Adelle, Dollhouse.

well, i haven't seen JC in a while. he sure got old in the face but the dick is still nice.

The refrigerator link is fascinating! I can't believe the shit people put in their freezers.

Sham-Ho anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNVLFVZ6hI

why does that one woman have a SNAKE in her freezer? WTFfffff

Nanners, I would have thought so before reading one of David Sedaris' books. But geez, that whole family is some kind of fucked up genius! I love them.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK

Damn, some of these 1-person households sure do have an awful lot of food in their fridges...

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Danny: "Like I'm sooo mad at my mom right now-"

Me: "KA-POW!!!"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Danny would have made a pretty girl. No joke.

I love the corn men. I moved from Las Vegas to Seattle and they don't have the corn men up here. :,( I would get the works with lots of mayo and chili powder.

The fridges made me sad for some reason.

Is it just me or does Amy Sedaris come off as trying too fucking hard?

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

Harvey is in Cannes. He had to leave that trashy family of his behind of course.

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

danny & his mom should do a reality show.

o man, i thought belgian bulge meant he got really fat...damn you dlisted

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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot

Good for Jean-Claude for managing not to pop wood in public (as he's done in the past).

Nice bod but boy, he's grasping.

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Save the drama for your mama.

Can't believe you're linking to Good Magazine! That's great to see. :)

Okay, the picture of the frozen snake totally freaked me out. WTF?

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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney

OMG, the fridge pics. There really is a frozen rattlesnake.

*cries*

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CHARLES MANSON
HIS MOM OUGHT TO STRAP THAT FUCKING DERELICT IN THE CAR AND PUSH HIM OFF A FUCKING CLIFF.

I should think Harvey was at home for some non-P.C. reasons.

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:29am.
J-E-T-S GAY GAY GAY!

***** Raul agrees! So what are you grillin' there anyway and can I have some? Please?

I love Amy Sedaris. I have an autographed copy of her book on entertaining, "I Like You." I'm pretty sure the dress appears in that book.

If you haven't seen the book you must check it out. It is hilarious and the recipes are actually really good.

I really would love to know the reason Katie left Harvey behind and has only taken PETE's kids. I don't believe for one second she left him there because of his schooling, he had a good school over her, so I dont see why she couldn't.

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

Danny Noriega's Gorgeous Chola Mother! Raul wants to bend her over the hood and make her scream " Ai, papi, ai, ai, ai!"