Is Jon A Drunk?

WHy are they facing each other for the first time? ARen't they supposed to live with each other.

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You say potato, I say vodka!

If I was married to that vile piece of crap bitch ball buster I would drink too. RUN JON RUN! Christ, that man deserves a metal for putting up with her this long.

Of course he is a drunkard... what sober person besides maybe Ron Jeremy could bone the cuntress..and thats just because he is a pro

Of course he's a drunk. Do you blame him? I don't.

Of course they're both entitled douchebags so I don't care what he does.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:43am.

lol! Manny that was so... random... and funny!

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When I used to work in the office, I hated when the women would have pictures of their brats hanging all over the place, and none of the husband. It's like he didn't even rate a thought anymore; all they wanted to do is display the little cretins.

I guess I always think of myself as one of the two parents rather than THE MOTHER. And the kids are grown and out, and we're still married.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:15am.
Those poor kids!

I just spotted Jon!
He's the one with the gold vest and the white pants!

Hands up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUDrE2Ye2M

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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.

They totally had to do this! No one wants to watch a boring old couple with a bunch of kids for too long unless something scandalous happens. Those poor kids!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:32pm.
Yes DeeDee they are...it's great publicity and I also believe the producers should work the cheating into the show.

Jon goes out to Home Depot for like 8hrs but he's really screwing the teacher. Kate is stuck home with 8 kids and turns to drinking heavily to relive the stress. Pure fuckery!

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oh i have got to remember that one. especially when someone asks me what i'm doing.

TLC executives are laughing all the way to the bank. This is exactly what they want. Jon didn't get with a hooker (so no huge backlash from the conservatives) and Kate is the same ole cunt she was when they first found her. I know this season will get the ratings they've been waiting for.

4, 2.5 and a soon to be newborn.. sure it's changing my marriage, however theyre not going to be this age forever and we get more and more mobile as the years come. Couples have to look into the future.. NOTHING prepares you for parenthood..not when the children are yours.

Every family has it's limits. I dont know what it would take to drive a wedge between me and my husband.. we've even talked about it.. murder? being put in grave danger? A non-cheater that cheats on their spouse is having issues. It's workable. Forgivable in time. However, these are MY OPIONIONS for MY MARRIAGE...

Dont think Kate thinks the same way. I think it's all "dolla dolla bills y'all" with her. SHe shopped her family out to the highest bidder and I'm sure she'll shop out her divorce the same way.

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Mel, thanks for the link. And you are right - it IS getting ridiculous.

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Ok its getting ridiculous now. Apparently the American Chopper guys visit the show.

Here is a link

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/22/kate-gosselin-is-a-biker-babe/

Submitted by Bren75 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 6:41pm.
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They are so beyond Fire Proof. It's going to take a really spot on Bible quote to save these two. Up your game.

Please know that while your world is being rocked and your probably feeling mountains of stress.... there are those of us out here who are routing for you all. I am so sorry to hear that You (Jon and Kate) are having some storms currently. Please know that these things do happen. It may seem like a monstrous problem that is beyond repair but if your TRULY committed you can over come this..... YOU both have to be strong and you BOTH have to give more than you feel you should and forgive the hurts that have brought you to where you are. Your a lovely family! DO not let this world tear you apart. Its what it wants... G-d can save this family. You just have to let him in to help you. I'm sure you have but in case you haven't.... you both should watch the movie called Fire Proof..... it has Kirk Cameron in it. Excellent movie and one worth watching... especially when in situations like your own. My husband and I went and saw it in the theater.... he cried. If you knew my husband you'd be shocked. He's a tough farm boy who joined the air force..... not one for tears.
Anyways, I know you don't know me but be assured there are folks out here that you don't know that care about you all and are praying that you can make it through this. Be strong and pull together not each other apart...

G-d Bless,

Submitted by kookytown on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:53pm.
For the love of God - can someone get her a new leather coat? I am over the effing red one...
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Give it time...it's just that nobody's "donated" the pricey one that she wants yet...yeesh!!

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:54pm.

You would have a field day with a friend of mine. She and her husband thought they would never had kids, but they finally had one, a little boy. Now they BOTH are consumed with him. He is a brat because they both give him too much attention. I remember her saying that their grass was over a foot long but they didn't have time to mow. I said something like "why didn't you do it Wednesday night?" and she said it was because her son had karate practice and they both HAVE to go together. He never goes to a lesson with just one parent. They have overscheduled him and are with him constantly. He is obnoxious because of it and their marriage has totally changed. I think he is 5 or 6 now and still sleeps in bed in between mom and dad, and they only have a full size bed!
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Why the HELL is it so astonishingly insurmountable for parents to set boundaries for their children? Just because you tell your child "no", doesn't mean it somehow diminishes the unconditional love you have for your child. In fact, what some people fail to realize, is that children NEED and DESERVE boundaries and rules. You can't spoil your child endlessly and expect them to mature into a successful adult. By setting boundaries and gradually letting your children experience freedom, you are letting them evolve into individuals who can make a contribution to society. But, if you give into your child's every whim and desire, then the child will grow up with an incorrigible sense of entitlement. Give your child some autonomy (within reason, of course) and let them explore the environment around them. Anyway....

"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 2:23pm.

I had all my kids one year apart from each other and it does change your marriage - how could it not? Doesn't have to change for the worst though - it's not the kids that fuck a marriage up, it's the parents' reactions to it all.

I adore my kids but I don't adore other people's kids - mostly I simply don't like other kids in general and never find their "little ways" adorable or any of the "OMG you will NOT believe what Junior said yesterday" comments witty. I have friends who roll around with laughter at all the witty (yet somehow insightful) things everyone's kids say and meanwhile I'm looking at the unattractive and smelly kid in question, who is sitting there like a two day old doughnut and I know full well his ass never came out with those witticisms. It makes me hate the parents too. Not to mention the ones who say "there's no such thing as an ugly child" - sorry, but I beg to differ. If there are gross looking adults, you mean to tell me that they were all supermodels when they were 5 and suddenly morphed into ugly grownups? Uh, ok.
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I loved your post and I couldn't agree more. What about the "parents" who excuse highly inappropriate behavior from their children? I work at a doctor's office, and I remember this one time where this woman was letting her children literally jump up and down on the office furniture. Instead of reprimanding them, when she saw me walk over near them to "tidy up" the space around them, she says in a cloyingly saccharin voice intertwined with tones of condescension: "You KNOW I LOVE you, don't you?!?!?!?!" to her children. Then, she proceeds to give me a ghastly side eye for even _thinking_ about telling her precious children to stop acting like deranged monkeys in a zoo. It's just like what you said: as a mother, of course you love your children, but you have to be aware that other people will not tolerate and/or "love" your child's ridiculous behavior!

"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors

Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 2:20pm.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:31pm.
Gia, I think it happens because your husband may be your husband, but he isn't your flesh and blood.
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Hmmm...yes, I can totally see how that would have an impact on things. I never actually thought of it that way...probably because I dont have any kids yet & its a mummy thing. Right now I cant imagine anyone coming before my husband.

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I once took a class taught by Anna Quindlen and she said something I've always remembered -- "Your husband is the only relative you can choose." I think that says a lot.

Oh, ok. I just scrolled down and read the comments. I didn't realize there were all these "inside sources" -- brother, sister and law, etc.

Ok, I've never seen a single episode of this show and my sister (who has) has been saying, "I told you so! They look so miserable!" I'll buy that. But given their apparent misery, are we sure all this isn't staged? I mean, it seems like a natural direction to go storywise. From what I gather from here and magazine covers, he was seen driving a car late at night with some woman and she's sleeping with her bodyguard. That could be staged and purposefully leaked, IMO. And look, they're even getting MK to watch their season premiere. Eh, I hate these people.

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For the love of God - can someone get her a new leather coat? I am over the effing red one...

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:54pm.

You would have a field day with a friend of mine. She and her husband thought they would never had kids, but they finally had one, a little boy. Now they BOTH are consumed with him. He is a brat because they both give him too much attention. I remember her saying that their grass was over a foot long but they didn't have time to mow. I said something like "why didn't you do it Wednesday night?" and she said it was because her son had karate practice and they both HAVE to go together. He never goes to a lesson with just one parent. They have overscheduled him and are with him constantly. He is obnoxious because of it and their marriage has totally changed. I think he is 5 or 6 now and still sleeps in bed in between mom and dad, and they only have a full size bed!

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For anyone that is interested, TLC is running a marathon of Jon and Kate all weekend, and it has already started. They are currently showing the first one hour special.

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Submitted by dannysgrl on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
Kate's brother and sister in law verified that Kate signed an agreement (created it as well) that Jon could have sexual relationships on the side, as long as he played along like they were still together.

When he got caught with Deeanna, Kate was furious that he did not hold up to his bargain. That's why you dont see tears or pain from Kate in any interview...she encouraged him to sleep around because she cares more about their image and $$$$$ than her husband or family.

I hope she rots in hell. May the covers be pulled from everyone's eyes!!!

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If this is true, Kate and Jon Gosselin are asshole, lowlife, stupid, selfish cunts.
I cannot fucking believe that someone would allow or even concieve such an agreement just to keep the money, freebies and solar panels rolling in. She and him are truly the epitome of selfish. I am honestly really fucking angry at this!
It really wouldn't surprise me if Kate took some of Jon's sperm and did the fertility treatments without his knowledge. FUCKING DISGUSTING.

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Their oldest kid is demon possessed or something.

if you want your marriage to die after having a kid, it will. If you put no effort into setting aside adult time, you will become one of "those" moms. I see my friends regularly, I have two date nights a week with with my husband...Saturday nights they go visit with Babcia. I chose not to lose the person I was before kids, and I chose not to lose my husband either. Our lives and marriage are simply different now that we have kids. Since I atend to dislike all children that are not minem or my niece, maybe that is why I am not consumed by children.

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dannysgrl, exactly right. Kate wasn't made that he was having a relationship on the side. She was mad that he got CAUGHT and it was made public, because then it messed up the picture perfect family she is 'trying' to portray to the world.

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IrishFury, spot on. You nailed it.

These two blew up their marriage...the kids were not the reason. They'd be douches without the kids, it just happened faster.

Kate's brother and sister in law verified that Kate signed an agreement (created it as well) that Jon could have sexual relationships on the side, as long as he played along like they were still together.

When he got caught with Deeanna, Kate was furious that he did not hold up to his bargain. That's why you dont see tears or pain from Kate in any interview...she encouraged him to sleep around because she cares more about their image and $$$$$ than her husband or family.

I hope she rots in hell. May the covers be pulled from everyone's eyes!!!

THAT, my friends was some SRIOUS cut-eye from Jon.

Love it: she's imperious and arrogant.

I haven't watched much of that show and she was so bossy and nasty. She belittled her husband to try to make herself look like she was the perfect person and mom. They both used their kids for money, but she seems to be taking it to another level that her husband has not yet ventured to.

I'm not a mother, nor am I married, but I really blame the media for the negative connotations that kids and parenting fuck everything up. Yeah it keeps you preoccupied from the freedoms you once had before, but I wholeheartedly agree that it's the parents way of dealing with it that determines where the marriage goes.

Submitted by shandi on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:31pm.
Gia, I think it happens because your husband may be your husband, but he isn't your flesh and blood.
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Hmmm...yes, I can totally see how that would have an impact on things. I never actually thought of it that way...probably because I dont have any kids yet & its a mummy thing. Right now I cant imagine anyone coming before my husband.

I had all my kids one year apart from each other and it does change your marriage - how could it not? Doesn't have to change for the worst though - it's not the kids that fuck a marriage up, it's the parents' reactions to it all.

I adore my kids but I don't adore other people's kids - mostly I simply don't like other kids in general and never find their "little ways" adorable or any of the "OMG you will NOT believe what Junior said yesterday" comments witty. I have friends who roll around with laughter at all the witty (yet somehow insightful) things everyone's kids say and meanwhile I'm looking at the unattractive and smelly kid in question, who is sitting there like a two day old doughnut and I know full well his ass never came out with those witticisms. It makes me hate the parents too. Not to mention the ones who say "there's no such thing as an ugly child" - sorry, but I beg to differ. If there are gross looking adults, you mean to tell me that they were all supermodels when they were 5 and suddenly morphed into ugly grownups? Uh, ok.

You can have a really good life with a spouse and kids - if you choose it. Or you can decide that you are no longer a viable, sexual, intelligent and fun adult and act accordingly. The choice is ours. Never think a kid turns a parent into a dimwitted moron - it's the parent who grabbed that opportunity and rolled with it.

Oh and I can't stand when grown women who are mothers are out on an adult night out and excuse themselves to "go potty" or get a "boo boo" if they knock their elbow or something. Leave that shit for kid talk and speak normally when out with other adults. It doesn't make you cute that you just can't leave "Mom mode" at home and it doesn't make you sound like a good, attentive parent who is always thinking of the kids. It makes you sound stupid.

Submitted by Yunakitty on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:32pm.
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Yeah, not everybody is like that. But some people like the martyrdom that comes with being a mother first and everything else jockeys for position.

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When a couple has a baby and stops having sex it's not always the woman's fault. Women have sex drives too, for fuck's sake.

Personally, I LIKE SEX - A LOT and so does my husband! We like to fuck each other! That's how our babies got here in the first place. No kids of ours have or will ever sleep in our bed. If we go through a dry spell it's generally due to an illness or something like that.

I am so tired of the notion that women become frigid bitches after they have babies. It's rediculous.

Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:29pm.
Good God I can't believe people still trash Jon to holy hell while saying they 'understand' Kate's plight. Fuck that noise!!! He may not be the best guy alive but good lord, their is no defense for that desperate, tummy-tucked gunt or her her insidious brand of evil. I want to set her on fire and laugh as she wails in agony and her torpid, graying flesh melts off her bones like she just opened the Arc of the Covenant. I will have an orgasm the exact moment of her death and will then let a band of toothless, rabid hobos go to town on her charred corpse, raping her in every discernible hole possible while they tear her apart and fill their starving, distended bellies with her coarse and gamey non-muscle. That flabby bitch is like a goddamn marshmallow waterbed. One touch and it's still rippling about 6 hours later.
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Submitted by Yunakitty on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:32pm.
All my friends who decided to have BAYBEES are the same way; the husband is miserable, henpecked and sexually frustrated, while the wife is frigid, bitchy and overly doting on the children (ie, "The baby HAS to sleep on my chest or she won't sleep at all, so we can't ever have sex (not that I care, hee hee) and he has to sleep on the couch." Yeah, having kids together strengthens the bond. WTF ever.
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That's not true for everyone. I will not allow my kids to sleep in my bed with my husband and I. I think it takes away from the intimacy of the marital bed. I have 2 kids and I had them sleep in the room with us in a bassinet until 3 months and then they went to their own rooms. They also know they must knock on the door if it's closed before they can come in. They know that their father and our relationship comes before them and that they must respect their father and that I will back him up no matter what. Children can strengthen your bond but only if you are on the same page with discipline and the like. But I have seen a lot of women that allow their children to come between them and their husband. They'll even throw their husband under the bus to make the kids happy and make him look like the bad guy. It's ridiculous and sad.

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He needs to be drunk to deal with that monster he married.

Haaaahhaaaaahaaaa, Your life is not over after having a kid. Maybe everyone only focuses on the people who were not quite prepared to be a parent. Here are some good ideas for parenthood, especially if you know a teenager who thinks she is ready:

If you are addicted to a substance, probably not the best time to become a parent.

If you don't have a savings account WITH funds, you should wait.

If you smoke in the car or house, probably best to wait.

If you want to sleep in every weekend, you might not be ready.

If you are only daydreaming about having a tiny baby that is an extension of your ego, and not visualizing the kid growing older, you might not be ready.

If you are having the kid to keep your husband/boy friend in love with you, you are soooo off base you should wait.

If you aren't ready to teach another human being through right action, as well as learning about your own inner workings along the way, maybe you should wait.

If you believe that having a child will give you MORE attention from others, that you will get more love from those around you, if you are looking for validation of any kind, you are soooo not ready.

90% of your time after having kids, is spent serving another human. If this thought drives you crazy, best to wait.

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i can not wait to watch this shitfest and see her totally blame him for all the problems...

will be glued to television lol

I seriously cannot fucking wait for Monday night. I love watching Jon and Kate.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:35pm.

LMAO!! But then he'd try and tell you the medical conditions of people you don't know and things would just get awkward.
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Meh, whatev. If there's good sexy times coming along with the awkwardness, I don't mind so much.

Driving me crazy, must correct-

Or maybe his face is always red, not read.
I feel better.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:31pm.

LMAO!! But then he'd try and tell you the medical conditions of people you don't know and things would just get awkward.

Sugaroo and bunnyrabbit, I feel the same as you both. I love my kids to pieces and thought they were the cutest babies ever, but I have no interest whatsoever in other people's babies, and I don't even LIKE other people's kids! So add me to your group.

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"Why does this transformation have to occur? There must be seeds of it in the beginning & the babies are just the fertilizer & the misery spreads...I know a few couples like this too & its scary for me because I have the best marriage & I really want at least one kid someday, but what you say is terrifying & it does ring true & I can only hope that knowing is half the battle & it wont ever happen to me. Yikes. I just couldnt live that way!"

Gia, I think it happens because your husband may be your husband, but he isn't your flesh and blood. Once your child, your own flesh and blood, is born from YOUR body, that sweet little child just takes precedence in everything you do and think. The baby just sucks you in with the cuteness and you cannot believe how MUCH you love that baby. I love mine so much, I swear it makes my chest hurt! But if it makes you feel better, I have three kids now (15, 12, 3) and I have been married for almost 18 years. It just isn't the same as it was BEFORE the kids.

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