Friday, May 22nd 2009

Wino's Big Comeback Concert Called Off

The Wino's big comeback show at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire on May 31st has been puffed out. The show will not go on. Sorry to those of you who were hoping to get a crack loogie dropped on your head or a Wino claw jabbed into your cheek. It's not going to happen. Wino's spokeswhores issued a statement to The Sun:

"Amy and her band will no longer be performing at the Shepherd's Bush Empire on May 31. Amy would like to apologize to her fans who bought tickets for the shows."

This news shouldn't make a hamster jump out of your ass, because every ho saw this coming after she got mega drunked the other day and had to go to THE CLINIC again. Although, her spokeswhores should've told the truth and said that Wino can't let a little thing called "performing" get in the way of her boozing. Priorities!

Posted by: Michael K


z-listed's picture

I'm afraid Wino will never have a Comeback Concert. I think her next big performance will be a Memorial.

This chick seems hell-bent on destroying herself and I doubt that anyone or anything is going to stop her.

Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

this sounds terrible but I'm glad its a woman who is the wasted rock star these days...dudes doing it is too cliche, and shes just fun to watch.

That said addiction is no joking matter. If you need help its out there.
There are phone numbers in the yellow pages where you can find recovery.
:)

I heart Dlisted.
~Zoe
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roya_syntax's picture

:: oh this one ::
i'm shore she's not worried
how the jews of this world feel
about her carrying along her crazy
raging ways + promoting her "religion"
along the way by wearing the star of david...
oh amy (sigh)....but, they are also prolly
the same folk that rep her pics for good $$$

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 2:25am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:36pm.

*eye shank*

TV! She does have talent! She's just marinating it for a while... :(
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Turning crystal meth into a food group is NOT a talent, otherwise West Virginia would have a Hall of Fame.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:36pm.

*eye shank*

TV! She does have talent! She's just marinating it for a while... :(

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Manimal5's picture

I'm totally shocked!...and appalled!

Yes! another trip to "THE CLINIC" *thunderbolts and lightning flashes* will surely cure her.

in the jungle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykFyQ2ByxgE

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sugarbear20's picture

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Team Valtrex's picture

The promoters finally used their ears. Now if the other people that think she has talent would use theirs.

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MyTwoCents's picture

*glimmer of hopes fading*

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:11pm.
Deb, if you're confused, asswipe up there thinks you're quoting the real Charles Manson so he's going to save the world from your kind. LMFAO

Um...uh, thanks Sweetas! Now I kind of understand?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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even her palm is dirtay.

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Miss Thang's picture

dumb bitch

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Freak Speely's picture

I give up. I have 2 good Wino CDs, 2 Wino DVDs, weed, and that's all I need to cherish the lost.

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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

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JustJack's picture

Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by wslandry53 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:09pm

Fuck off! Stop going from thread to thread and flaming.
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Or better yet, go back to Just Jared

Lavadama's picture

Submitted by wslandry53 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:09pm

Fuck off! Stop going from thread to thread and flaming.

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Sweetas's picture

Deb, if you're confused, asswipe up there thinks you're quoting the real Charles Manson so he's going to save the world from your kind. LMFAO

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Submitted by wslandry53 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:09pm.
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What the fuck are you talking about?

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

wslandry53's picture

Hey Deb

Would you thing if someone stuck forks in you while you were pregnant would be fine? Brains are spoiled on the youth!!! Grow up you moron!!!

JustJack's picture

Seriously, she has to be one of THE UGLIEST BITCHES I have EVER seen. and yes, I meant to shout.

Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse should totally co-headline together. That tour would be legendary.

Deb's picture

She's in shambles! Sha-doobie! Seriously, Amy and Jacko can hang out together in the poorhouse, 'cause neither is doing any performing any time soon.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

simoneenomis's picture

I know Wino is a drunk and full time crack head but this gives me the sads. I still listen to Back To Black on a almost daily basis...

Mike Litoris's picture

Really who cares. Her talent isn't that immense and that's what fuels her addiction. She knows.

moomarse's picture

Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:27pm.

CUZ THEY'VE NEVER MATURED????? HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED "THE CHANGE"??? NO BALLS??????

canyahearmenow?canyahearmenow?....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

shut the smurf up's picture

It kind of breaks my heart to see her like that, she is amazingly talented., and yes I do Have a heart.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Albatross's picture

God - when is this crackhead she-beast just going to die already?

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lara's picture

a shame. she is very talented. love her song "love is a losing game". hope she gets better.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Shocking!!!!

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

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"Brains! Brains!
MORE BBBRRRAAAIIIINNNSSSSSSS!!!!!"

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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:17pm.
I realize she has deep-seated issues but that is no excuse. She and BloHan need to STFU and get some serious, residential treatment.
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Just as an aside, I thought the phrase was "deep seeded". Have I been hearing the accent wrong??

she is committing suicide. But you know, she's enjoying the ride. Going down high.

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I know it sounds the same. "Seeded" can refer to a garden or it can refer to the ranking in a sport like tennis. "Seated" means the obvious - sitting down - but a "deep-seated" problem means it's deeply-rooted. Then again, deeply-rooted can refer to a garden. Ain't American English fun?

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Just as an aside, I thought the phrase was "deep seeded". Have I been hearing the accent wrong??

People use both idioms so you heard it right. Both are correct and mean the same thing

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jim's picture

KAYNE'S PUSSY ASS COPIED ME, THAT FUCKING LOSER!!

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THESE "BAD ASS HIP HOP GUYS" SING LIKE FUCKING GIRLS IN ALL THEIR SONGS??

kiwikim's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:17pm.
I realize she has deep-seated issues but that is no excuse. She and BloHan need to STFU and get some serious, residential treatment.
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Just as an aside, I thought the phrase was "deep seeded". Have I been hearing the accent wrong??

she is committing suicide. But you know, she's enjoying the ride. Going down high.

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:14pm.
WELL JIM YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT ON THE MONEY THIS TIME! BTW JIM, DID YOU GO TO THE KANYE WEST GAYFISH TYPING SCHOOL CUZ YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS FUCKIN' LOUD DUDE!

Sugaroo's picture

She's obviously suicidal so why doesn't she just do it and get it over with? I'm sorry to be so harsh but I am sick to death of these asshole celebs who have everything - money, fame, travel - and yet they do this kind of thing. I realize she has deep-seated issues but that is no excuse. She and BloHan need to STFU and get some serious, residential treatment.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:09pm.
I bet she's hiding a drug problem. She shows all the classic signs.

Have a great weekend everybody!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Same to you!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

kiwikim's picture

I don't understand how she still has hands steady enough to draw on those bat wings around her eyes everyday. It would take some talent to do that with liquid eyeliner. Maybe she's had them tatooed on??????

paris herpes's picture

Bitch sorta upsets me, honestly I've been looking for work for AGES and she can't do this stupid comeback thing cause she's a drunk fucktard....her priorities are WARPED....to say the least. I'll do her fuckin' concert for her...the money would do me good and it would be better and more worthwhile than selling my eggs for $12,000!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

jim's picture

BIG FUCKING SHOCK???? FIRST OFF THIS DRUGGY IS A FUCKING NO TALENT MEDIA MADE CUNT AND SECOND THIS PIECE OF SHIT WILL HOPEFULLY OVERDOSE WITHIN THE YEAR SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING UGLY ASS TEETH AND TATTOOS EVER AGAIN!!

I bet she's hiding a drug problem. She shows all the classic signs.

Have a great weekend everybody!!

Raul Duke's picture

Wino can't let a little thing called "performing" get in the way of her boozing. Priorities!
******** Soooo Lily Allen really is an artist?

Rhoda's picture

This bitch is just trash plain and simple. Is anyone remotely surprised by this turn of events?
Frankly I'm surprised she can still find her way out of bed.

xerquina's picture

didn't see that coming.

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I AM SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

moomarse's picture

oh. how. disappointing.... and so unexpected!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Mother Superior's picture

This is totally unexpected big news to me.

*yawn*

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-ohmy-'s picture

Big Comeback.... un huh.....