Friday, May 22nd 2009
Natural Beauty
When I first saw this picture of Lesley Vogel, Hayden Panatroll's mama je'e, over at TMZ, my palms got sweaty, my throat closed up and my asshole started to twitch a bit. The latter occurred, because Lesley's nose is so erect. You just want to put a Trojan on it and hop on it. Homegirl has a hung nose!
And those luscious lips! If Mickey Rourke and Lisa Rinna's collagen needles had a dream baby.....
That being said, Lesley is still more glamorous and gorgeous than her daughter. I speak the truth.
Here is the Vaseline-covered beauty at the opening of The Painted Nail in L.A. last night.
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OMG! What the hell happened to this woman's face!
Christ -wtf is going on with this broads face?
Cant Panatroll kick her down some cash so she can fix it?
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Her nose makes me feel nauseous.
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HELP! That picture scared me so much I can barely type! WHAT IS IT???
That has GOT to be the ugliest example of plastic surgery EVER!
MK, She's got to be nominated for Hot Slut of the YEAR!
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When i first saw that picture.. I thought.. finally.. Michael Jackson finally found a doc who made him into a white woman.. Then after I wiped off the Jameson's I had spewed all over my entire computer desk.. I concluded that.. If this person and Jacko(ff) are actually separate individuals, then I must concur with Mr. Attitude. And no wonder her husband hit her.. I want to punch her in the face for 1. Making me have to see her photo. and 2. Making me waste good whiskey.
She looks worse than some people who have had reconstruction from accidents. At least they have an excuse. Her's is sheer stupidity. Maybe she and Michael Jackson can start a freak show?
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Holy crap! That is one fugly chic. She needs to sue her plastic surgeon.
Her nose is gravitating to the left, her lips are gravitating to the right, WTF is wrong with her plastic surgeon? Is he/she proud of this mess? Mama Panatroll needs to march her ass into that office and demand a refund. Except she looks like she's pretty happy with the devil's handiwork.
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OMFG!!! TOO EARLY IN THE DAY TO SEE THIS SHIT!!!
At first I thought it was one of those Photoshop-morphed pictures, then I read the post. Does she REALLY think this is attractive?
Really, too stunned (in a bad way) to go on...
Definitely some more plastic surgery gone wrong!! What are these people thinking??? Don't they check these things out before going into it? The Dr's should be hung for doing just a horrible job. I would never pay for something that horrible!!! She's just plain ugly! How can she not look in a mirror and see how bad she looks. Plus what is with all the shine???
Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 9:49am.
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Honey, the eyeliner and Tammy Faye mascara are of little consequence when it looks like your face just got stuck in an EZ Bake Oven! I mean holy shit!
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I can't believe no-one has mentioned that eyeliner and caked on mascara!
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The worst part is this bitch thinks she looks stunning! In regards to her mom I actually feel sorry for that little ultrastump Hayden. At least my mom is pretty and normal looking on top of being crazy. There's no hiding it for this woman.
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If my Mama walked out in public looking like that, I think I'd smack her.
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She looked a lot better in the "before" pic posted a few pages back.
Why can't people leave well enough alone with their faces? It's as if they're so wrinklephobic that it doesn't matter to them that they look like aliens (and a lot like each other) as long as their faces are smoothed out and frozen in place. Bleh.
There is no way in Hell that her "before" pictures were any uglier than these "after" pics.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Full lips only look good when they're natural. People really need to accept their thin lips and flat asses!
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
I will never, ever let any surgeon near me unless I am almost dying.
I am pushing 42, and love myself, saggy skin and all. Maybe that's why I am still happily married after 21 years.
I do not understand why "feeling good with oneself" has anything to do with the outside look.
Apparently Michael Jackson's doctor is still practicing.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 1:30am.
I feel like she didnt used to look like this.
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I feel like she didnt used to look like this.
@Putas & ho's! 'Nite y'all! Thx for all the laughs!
Well, Kim doesn't look like her, but i'm sure she could one day, and she probably has had a couple of things done.
Um, I know some of you live in LA, but I am in Atlanta all the time. How come I never see people like this woman when i'm out???? I guess Altanta doesn't have these types as much as LA , but we do have the Housewives of Atlanta show so there are some i'm sure. But I think te only plastic surgery freak on there is KIm really.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 6:18pm.
Oh you made me smile! Aww! Thanks precioussss..
And The comments on here are amazing. She looks like kids in the hall thing from a skit.. half human half chicken.. HA! I remember that. And looks like an emu..and..no.
The nose job is just like bruce jenner. A flamingo beak is better than a bad nose job.
ok need to sleep for real.. i am catching up on commments here they are too good to skip
She looks like an ostrich ..
Seriously.
I have laughed myself sick over this pics MK .
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Bruce Jenner syndrome. If they had aged naturally, they'd probably be good looking anyway instead of eliciting laughter behind them when they leave a room.
gahhh...where do i begin?
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She looks like a nice person, but she's got the worst nose job ever (after Michael Jackson of course). Also, here lips are uneven.
Can you imagine paying out the ass for that fucking nose?
Her nose job oddly looks like the one that is done on people who have used too much cocaine.
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wow, definitely ostrich! She must have brought that picture to her plastic surgeon
Oh dear... that's not good. But its her man friend I feel sorry for. Wonder what it's like kissing a hemorrhoid pillow.
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Submitted by lolz on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:44pm.
is it just me or does she not look like an EMU!!!!!
Hmmm...maybe a duckbilled platypus or an ostrich;
http://www.jpbutler.com/franklin-park-zoo/ostrich-front.jpg
Actually the ostrich looks better.
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is it just me or does she not look like an EMU!!!!!
it's distressing that her lips are no longer lip-shaped.
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Whatever her original nose looked like, it had to look better than THIS.
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Well, I'm sure she thinks she's pretty. I just think she's pretty fucked up.
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WRONG! WRONG! SO SO WRONG!!! What the fuck were you thinking you dumb bitch?
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Mama Troll looks like a cross between Joan Rivers and The Ho-lie.