Tell Us How You Really Feel, Roseanne!
Everyone, everyone! It's time to visit with our favorite cuckoo philosopher, so that she can sprinkle whack-a-doodle cookies all around us! This time Roseanne is yapping about the evil glitter-hating American Idol! Even Arnold Schwartargarnagarzr (don't make me google for the correct spelling on a Saturday) makes a little cameo in her latest diatribe. And so does Pat Boooone! Put on your aluminum dunce caps and read on:
the u.s. elections! it's all for show and has no substance, offensive homophobic sexist and hateful. the closeted gay guy who goes to church won over the gay guy who is "out".simon fuller never tells the truth, because the truth is that simon fuller hates originality and talent, and only likes what is common and hack. That is what american record buyers support--same shit different day... the white guy who sings with an emotional catch in his voice that little girls can have safe romantic sexual fantasies about. FUCKIN pat boone YUCK! cancel this atrocious show. the new girl looks like a boy in her bikini...she probably has a dick too. its all bullshit, just like everything else is all bullshit here, starting with that governor, an austrian closet case who hangs around with my ex husband who is a complete sociopathic LOON!
So basically Roseanne is saying that everyone involved in American Idol is gay? Gay or a tranny. That's basically what she's saying, right? Actually, I think she's saying EVERYONE on this planet we all live in is either gay or a tranny. Sounds sexy to me! Weeeeeee!
This is why whenever Roseanne's crazy bus comes rolling around, I run into the street and flag her down. Bitch makes about as much sense as a mute Chihuahua, but she always makes for great entertainment and that's all that counts. I mean, she used the words "Pat Boone, LOON and YUCK" in one post. AND she also thinks that Kara DioFUCKOFFALREADY's tuck game is weak. Now that is some shit I can co-sign.
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i thought she meant bikini girl, not cara, anyway Simon Fuller is the producer, I love the word LOOOOOOON!
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who in fuckin hell is simon fuller?
thank you angel_i, you can borrow my lucite heels anytime xoxo
I don't know why everyone is saying that Kara D. is built like a 12 year old boy. She may not be voluptious but so what? She's fit and lean and healthy-looking and very toned. There's gross-skinny (Calista Flockhart) and then there's sexy slender. I think she has a beautiful body that most people would kill to have though never admit it for some reason.
My 11 year old son looks nothing like that.
PARTY AT ROSSANNE'S HOUSE!!!!! I want BBQ. I know!!! we can put Rosanne on a spiket and have a Pig Roast. Just make sure she don't have the Swine Flu. That could feed and entire 3rd world country for a month. But seriously now I know you can't help it Rosanne food just finds it was to your mouth. Its OK Really Its OK. Maybe you can revive your career and go on that Loser show. I would love to see that you can do it. All of America would root you on. If not do it for yourself. Do it for the fans baby!
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So just because Roseanne doesn't want to be morbidly obese, she is a sell-out. Puh-lease!
Submitted by Princess Xenu D... on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:10am.
Long time Michael K fan here,
anygetthefuckonwithit,
could you peeps please vote for my 6 year old sons lego competition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_HfaV7pY1g
" cartoonnetwork.com.au " click "be your own lego star"
TOP ROW fourth from the left.
4 pics of the same truck! and watch the video above at you tube
You'll be making a little guys day!!!
thanks! now back to all sorts of fuckery...
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I voted, sweet Mommy!
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As kooky as she is, she's right about "same shit different day... the white guy who sings with an emotional catch in his voice." She understands the formula.
thanks nitwitty, i appreciate it!
Submitted by Princess Xenu D... on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:37am.
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Voted as well. Good luck to ur sunshine :)
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:52pm.
Damn, I am going to have to drive into Tampa/Hyde Park to see what they have on sale there. Thanks for the headsup whore!
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thanks so much! you've made my day! voting closes next friday, i will post on you tube to let everyone know if he won!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:02am.
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OMG, TITS!!!! Hahahahahaahahaaaaa! Avi is hysfrickensterical!!! I just spewed coffee. LMFAOOOOOO...Don't think me rude, I can't stop staring. Too Good!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
@Princess Xenu D, tell your little boy his wish is granted!!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I know this is off-topic but how annoying is that advertisment for utherverse on the top right hand corner of the page?
Ha ha I just noticed above the comment box it says that offensive comments would be deleted... all the comments on Dlisted are always so snarkiliously offensive :)
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Long time Michael K fan here,
anygetthefuckonwithit,
could you peeps please vote for my 6 year old sons lego competition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_HfaV7pY1g
" cartoonnetwork.com.au " click "be your own lego star"
TOP ROW fourth from the left.
4 pics of the same truck! and watch the video above at you tube
You'll be making a little guys day!!!
thanks! now back to all sorts of fuckery...
If CTH gave Crackhead Pete some goss hair, I'd be delighted.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
WHO, pray tell, is "simon fuller"?
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Kate Gosslin hair is spreading faster on this site than swine flu :)
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
this is off topic but I need to tell MyTwoCents and TITS that I wuv their avvie...
EvilShoe- I've got the flu and accidentally typed "incarnation" instead of "incarceration" and I forgot the "a" before "dope". (I was gonna edit it but feel bad when an old message moves up to the top.)
Just joshing, love the guy. He's like a brother to me. Like Christopher and Madonna.
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Submitted by The Fly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 2:10am.
Thanks, I love the new him too!
Thanks MyTwoCents for the hookup!
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EvilShoe- love the new Shia. Well, I love Shia in every incarnation. He's dope.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:27am.
And, ah - born yesterday, perchance? Scientists have been coming out with the discovery of the missing link for about, oh, the last 30 years - and then have been proven wrong. Smart people wait for the dust to settle.
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I am pretty sure that they kept this missing link under wraps for two years studying it before making it public. That is a long time for this discovery, they made sure of what it was before releasing it publicly.
it's as if every year people complain because the conservative one wins over the more unusual one. I just saw an old clip of people on "news" shows complaining the next day over David Cook winning over Archuleta. It sounded exactly the same this year.
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Every year, the final 12 or - however many, looks exactly the same: all white guys, a smattering of hispanics, two black girls and one black man. I mean, there aren't more people of color that can sing?
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Three of the eight winners were black. That's an almost 50% win rate. Pretty good odds for 13% of the population.
Listen to her radio show on her blog, she really goes off on Obama too.
She had her tits done because she had had them reduced. Like when she got her stomach stapled then got pregnant. She said it all cancelled itself out. The usual stuff.
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Girl_cheese...smart people? What smart people? They teach creationism at schools here.
The point is, my smart fellow citizen, that even IF this news about the missing link having been found might somewhat be inconclusive (which it isnt), who won Amercian Asshole should not be THE news in the nation. And the fact that you dont see it that way totally proved my point....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I pretty much completely support Roseanne. She sounds "crazy" to some people but she has the kind of ideas that I agree with. She's a cool lady, and her posts aren't all that incoherent.
No, Roseanne was great before she lost weight, had her teeth capped and had an assload of plastic surgery done. She was real and not a sellout. But then she did give in, just like all the other hollywood dipshits & lost weight, had her teeth capped and signed up for an assload of plastic surgery. She's probably even had her tits done. She sold out, just like 99% of them do. She could also try to write semi-coherently if she wants to get her point across.
And, ah - born yesterday, perchance? Scientists have been coming out with the discovery of the missing link for about, oh, the last 30 years - and then have been proven wrong. Smart people wait for the dust to settle.
that's it for me.good nite TITS
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Oh whatever screw you guys...Roseanne is COOL. She says it like it is and just because she doesnt sugar coat it and rams it up your asses with tons of butter, you are offended. Well boo fucking hoo.
She is a very talented person, I loved her show. She has always been speaking out for the small guy like blue collar workers, asking for fair wages and equity on many levels. She especially spoke out against the Bush admin and just generally about the kind of charade the government has been playing with its citizens for years. Shit even the show she wrote for was not about rich, fit, tanned and happy people (like the current shit shows you like ot watch) but about a blue collar, working class family in the US. She is real. True, her way of saying things are a bit unconventional...but she is right on.
"American Moron" is a stupid show and so are all its asshole moderators...so who cares she goes on a rampage about this piece of shit crap you call entertainment. I remember a few days ago, the real news was that they had found the missing link in human evolution, while the big news for the rest of this stupid country was who won fucking "American Idol". Wow....
So...go grab a designer cappuccino from the corner bakery and get ready to watch your next dumb 90210 episode....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:49am.
@TITS hairy lips? AHAHAHHAHAHA that's quite a sight.
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she has been called a total cuntface, so yeah, that fits.
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@TITS hairy lips? AHAHAHHAHAHA that's quite a sight.
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@ Xerq - if you were more than just a pair of luscious lips, we'd do you too!
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:27am.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:13am.
OMG the horror! Gosselin's dead rodent haircut is taking over dlisted . how did this happen?!
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can't tell you - that would be 'off topic'.
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LOL even the Slitty baby has that dreadful cut. it's not off topic if we say Roseanne at the end.
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:13am.
OMG the horror! Gosselin's dead rodent haircut is taking over dlisted . how did this happen?!
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can't tell you - that would be 'off topic'.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
in case you didn't know (and i didn't read all the posts), roseanne has a radio show now on KPFK. I do find her hilarious, but even I, a fan, can barely listen. She and her cohost do tend to rant.
http://kpfk.org/programs/171-beneath-the-surface-wroseanne-barr-a-johnny...
to z listed for Schwartargarnagarzr's name, i got this from the net (accurate? who knows?)
The origin of the surname SCHWARZENEGGER is from a place or topographic name Schwarzenegg. Egg means "mountain ridge," schwarz means "black, dark." Place-name surnames are very common. Think of all the -INGER names from place-names ending in -ingen, the -BERGER names from place-names ending in -berg, the -BURGER names from place-names ending in -burg, and so on.
OMG the horror! Gosselin's dead rodent haircut is taking over dlisted . how did this happen?!
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Somewhere along the line, Roseanne lost her mind. And why is she still talking about her ex-husband? Haven't they been divorced for eons?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 9:49pm.
sock monkey, you fabulous bitch! I never get to talk to your ass. how's the downy dryer ball working out for you?
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CTH *jumping off top of hamper into your arms* *sweet little sock monkey hugs & smooches*
Nice to see ya!! The Downy dryer ball...I'm in lurve!!!!
ON T: Roseanne pic - Kate in 10 years (make that 5 years) cause God don't like ugly.
true that!
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Fucka doodle-do.
No open post today so I'm just going to go on here and let the girls know that Anthro is having the most fabulous sale. I got two skirts that were normally over $128 each for $9.95. And they are f'ing gorgeous. Note the prices on line are not as cheap as the markdowns in store. I am a serious anthro addict. Help me.
As far as Rosie. Don't like her. She made being sarcastic, cynical, down beat and stupid something to look up to. Rosie opened the door for all kinds of white trash. I think Jerry Springer and others followed her. She didn't do our society any good. I know we can't all be happy all the time, but I want people around who inspire me to higher ground-not the lowest common denominator. I did really like her as a stand up comic though. But when they put her comedy against the back drop of her show...it was just trashy.
If there was ever a case of being Batshit-sane, this is it.
Rosie's loud, rude, and mostly right when she goes off.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
like her/hate her, either way. But, I do think her show paved the way for this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMOOFX4pIbg.
*back to sticking aluminum dunce cap in microwave*
I say that Rosie can rant all she wants. I don't always agree with what she has to say, but I salute her for saying it. At least she is doing it an a way that people can understand her, and not in Cracklish, like Cuntney Love.
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I gotta co-sign with rambling Rosie on this one. The show is not only homophobic but I've always wondered - if this is a singing competition - why aren't there more black people picked? Every year, the final 12 or - however many, looks exactly the same: all white guys, a smattering of hispanics, two black girls and one black man. I mean, there aren't more people of color that can sing?
2cents - yahoo stat!
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by PerOne on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:57pm.
I'm just trying to explain the reasoning behind any calculating woman.
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Roseanne isn't calculating, she certifiable! She'll go off on any topic and rave like a window licker... but, more often than not, she freaking NAILS IT. When it comes to sweeping all tact aside and dishing out the truth, Roseanne brings the goods. I bloody love that about her, even when I don't agree with her opinion.
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PerOne, I see what you are saying. But in Roseanne's defense (And I know she can be a crazy loon) she has been defending gay rights for a long time now. On her show, she had gay characters. She has talked about it on stage too.
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