Sunday, May 24th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kate Gosslein's Hair - Last night, I had a dream about the tortured and electrocuted beaver on Kate Gosselin's head, so making it Hot Slut was the only thing I needed to do today. This was a long time coming and it had to happen. In honor of this momentous occasion, visit Buzzfeed to see their top 15 celebwhores with Kate's signature Tool Academy-approved coif!
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oh, coool...I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
Kates hair has a twitter page, I have a feelingit's going to have a lot of... so i went to JC Penny's today...
http://twitter.com/KatesHair
Mira, I am getting mine tomorrow. It comes with high waisted Mom jeans and a flannel plaid shirt.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:48pm.
Glad you liked your vid!
*helping Tiger into custom made limousine with furry dice on the rear view mirror*
See chu laterz!
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Yeah, I spifically axed fo' dem furry dice, cuz I'm a KLASSAY KITTAY...For Reals...That how a tiger roll....Sho'nuff...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Do u have confidence in yourself? are u hot enough?? if so, come to
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Show off to everyone...here u can explore many HOT girls and guys like u....just do it!!!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 1:15am.
Freebird and tojo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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THAT'S AWESOME!!! And so funny!!
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I got nothing... just wanted to add my avi to the Gosselin totem.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Freebird and tojo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Buzzfeed totally invaded our brains and stole our idea. Buzzfuckrs.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:15pm.
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That's all I've ever seen, too! I would have plotted her slow death a long time ago if I was him.
Hey TV, come in here for a second. I just wanna measure your head for... umm, something.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
OMG....I can't stop laughing...This is just too much.I wish I knew how to do photoshop and I would be doing this to everyone on myspace and all over the internet....
(EXACTLY!!! What's up with him!!!)
well... the other side of the coin is perez who shamelessly plugs himself on his site. so being ignored is just fine if it means he remains *choke* pure *cough*
... and 2c did earn a taint lick from him for his gossiefication. (bitch)
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:12pm
i leapt out of bed and we got to work on the vid right at the crack of noon.(ahahahah!!!)
if mk had mentioned US, maybe he would have gotten a nice subtitle to his pic in the vid.... *sniff* *diva strut* (EXACTLY!!! What's up with him!!!)
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:15pm.
LOL! You know, I've never seen any of that craptastic show til someone posted some youtube links of Kates cuntiest moments (kindly forwarded to me by TITS, the maker of both vids!! Shout-out!)
I had no idea what a cunt she was, 'til I saw just how tightly she had Jon's balls in a vice (well, whats left of them).. no wonder his face is magenta! And the way she speaks to and about the kiddies!! TOTAL CUNT!! Hot hairdo though.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:07pm.
those weren't dice...
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:04pm.
Mytwocents, Sandbitch & TITS, you are talented hos!! And you were robbed!!! Somebody at Buzzfeed totally stole your idea!!
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oh very much so! i was so incensed when i saw that link in the story above that i leapt out of bed and we got to work on the vid right at the crack of noon.
if mk had mentioned US, maybe he would have gotten a nice subtitle to his pic in the vid.... *sniff* *diva strut*
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:48pm.
Glad you liked your vid!
*helping Tiger into custom made limousine with furry dice on the rear view mirror*
See chu laterz!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Mytwocents, Sandbitch & TITS, you are talented hos!! And you were robbed!!! Somebody at Buzzfeed totally stole your idea!!
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A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
Fanfuckingtastic video!! Stains wants to eat the shit out of those Gosselinified cupcakes!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:15pm.
but I look most fab of all...*batting tiger lashes*...
And how did I miss the groundbreaking fashion forward "She's a Tiger" Vid???? It's truly magnificent...
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You're NOT seriously telling us you've NEVER seen she's a tiger until NOW?!?!?!??!
Stopping pulling our tails.
It's been up since July of last year! Links galore were published! Even Cholly saw it!!! 1,300 people have seen it before you?
g'wan. get away wit choo.
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Huh???? Whachu talkin' 'bout TITS? I seen my "sex tape" stills (btw that was totally doctored), but I ain't seen "She's a Tiger" up 'til today...
Who knew I was such a STAH!!! I'm a furry lil' legend-like icon of fashion is what I am....*taking drag of ciggie through 1930's style cigarette holder...coughing and wheezing cuz I don't smoke...*
Anyway, if I weren't such a STAH, I'd be humbled...
So, now those Zoo servants need to serve me my gazelle guts on silver platters...I'll turn up my tiger nose at anything else...
*Air Kisses to TITS*...Darling, I hate to dash off like this, but I simply must get my beauty rest...Do show yourself out and have a lovely evening...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
Well done!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:15pm.
but I look most fab of all...*batting tiger lashes*...
And how did I miss the groundbreaking fashion forward "She's a Tiger" Vid???? It's truly magnificent...
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You're NOT seriously telling us you've NEVER seen she's a tiger until NOW?!?!?!??!
Stop pulling our tails. You even commented on it at the time!
It's been up since July of last year! Links galore were published! Even Cholly saw it!!! 1,300 people have seen it before you?
g'wan. get away wit choo.
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:03pm.
He really does rock that 'do though. I used to think he was cute, 'til he started sportin' the Electrocuted Beaver. Now? I'd TOTALLY hit it.
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I KNOW! I'd be his beard for life except that a beard would detract from the whole look.
I'd totally let him correct my speech, tell me I'm fat and balding, slap me on my new plugs, blame me for everything, yell at me in public, tell me that the magic solution to fixing the worlds ills is asking him, 'how can I help you?' --- A girl can dream. *sigh*
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
Presenting The Gossie Vid! http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
(it's really up now)
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Ahahahaha! The whole thing wont play for me...
:-( I must say, though, I'm convinced everyone looks better with a Cuntadoo, but I look most fab of all...*batting tiger lashes*...
And how did I miss the groundbreaking fashion forward "She's a Tiger" Vid???? It's truly magnificent...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
Presenting The Gossie Vid! http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
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I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!! Kadooze hos! How is it that MK looks more delicious than a cupcake in this 'do?! He's not a cunt, is he? *side eye*
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MK a cunt? He's only the second most cunty cunt that EVAH cunted! (said with much love and affection.. hehe)
He really does rock that 'do though. I used to think he was cute, 'til he started sportin' the Electrocuted Beaver. Now? I'd TOTALLY hit it.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
Presenting The Gossie Vid! http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
Brilliant!!!
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Thanks! We live off feedback the same way kate lives others.
Just sorry I couldn't get all the witty comments we'd pulled into the vid.
Had about 15 more I wanted to use but they were too long! Same reason I couldn't attach a name to the quotes. The guilty know who they are so hopefully no feathers ruffled.
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
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EVIL!! You three are the fru-its of the dev-eel. HAHAHA!!
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 2:46pm.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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Hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
I raise my Target-brand Sangria juicebox to you, 2Cents, & Sandbitch....hahahahahaahahahaahahahaha.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:24pm.
Presenting The Gossie Vid! http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
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I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!! Kadooze hos! How is it that MK looks more delicious than a cupcake in this 'do?! He's not a cunt, is he? *side eye*
Thanks for the LOLOLOLOLOLs!
Submitted by fashion disaster on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 6:07pm.
Noice. hehehe
The Cuntadoo should come with warning though: Sporting this super hot look may cause vomiting, diahrea or a general state of cuntiness. Not safe for children.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:56pm.
TITS, maybe I'm doing something wrong, but that's the Tiger one?
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thanks. it was busy being published and i nabbed the wrong vid.
there a lot i'd like to change but i'm sick of looking at that fucking haircut!
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The Gossie http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:54pm.
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? I got Tiger...She's a Lady??
edit... now it say publishing in progress...I'll be patient...
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Gosselin is taking over
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
TITS, maybe I'm doing something wrong, but that's the Tiger one?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Presenting The Gossie Vid! http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
A Mytwocents, Sandbitch, TITS production.
(it's really up now)
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Fuck TITS......you are making me look like a character from Lord of the Rings...the ones that never get laid.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Damn! I just about peed in my pants!
LMFTO! MK that is so freaking funny!
And you hwores that are sporting the new roadkill look are cracking me up!
HOT SLUT HOT SLUT!!
edited: If CTH is still about I gots something for her.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 4:22pm.
What kind of Beelzebub Regis Soccermom fuckery is this. I leave for a couple of days and you desecrate the babay. You could have poured a bottle of Cuervo down the toilet and it wouldn't have hurt this much. Fuck...now I just shart my diaper and pissed on my cigarette. *crawls away*
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high praise indeed! *tosses babay arrowroot cookie dipped in crown royale*
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Roxie, they did. I saw that episode. Kate had been kvetching about how he was out of shape and going bald so he started going to a gym and had plugs put in. She even slapped him on the back of the head where they removed the big strip of hair one day. If he had been all over her about her weight or being flabby all hell would've broke lose. That woman has absolutely no boundaries.
It is so GD funny to see the two babies side by side, like some before-and-after.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
2c did it last night for you, guess we missed you!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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I'm ecstatic, King Mullet with his new and improved reverse mullette! Now Billy Ray will be inspired to move forward with his new look. I hope he has the number to Kate's hairdresser (you know, the one who is getting all those calls from the masses who want to emulate this inspiring and klassy supermom).
Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:41am.
I think I heart you!LOL
Submitted by PussyCow on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:45am.
and that's Mrs.CuntyOldHag! :)
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"There's something wrong with us! Something very, very wrong with us! Something seriously wrong with us!"- John Winger
What kind of Beelzebub Regis Soccermom fuckery is this. I leave for a couple of days and you desecrate the babay. You could have poured a bottle of Cuervo down the toilet and it wouldn't have hurt this much. Fuck...now I just shart my diaper and pissed on my cigarette. *crawls away*
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Jane Doe: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:26am.
I wish I has photoshop skillz cause old dreamboat is crying out for that hair style.
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2c did it last night for you, guess we missed you!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05/
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
shia le gossdouche
george gosseloonie
amy wineloon
i'm so happy to see other celebudorks embracing the bitch mullet on dlisted. can someone please photoshop a paris? i really need to see that.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Saw the rerun of the Gasselins, it looks like TLC paid for Jon's hair transplant.