Can They Be Thrown Off The Planet Already?
A million cheers to the captain of the yacht who threw Parasite Hilton and her latest victim off the boat for endangering passengers with their public displays of infection. He is a fucking hero to us all!
The Mirror says that Elton John's fupa fluffer, David Furnish, invited Wonky and Doug Reinhardt to a party on a friend's yacht in Cannes the other night. Almost immediately after they got on the boat, Wonky and Doug started doing disgustingly gross shit that made stomachs die.
One source who lived to tell the tale said, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain."
I'm guessing Wonky's presence on the boat was a bigger problem than the witness is making it out to be. Wonky's crotch crustaceans probably ate most of the food. And the food they didn't eat, went rotten once Wonky brought her tongue out. Every drop of alcohol evaporated when Wonky opened the gates to HELL. Not to mention the poor sea creatures living in the waters below. They probably committed mass suicide once they spotted Wonky. They knew that if something should happen and Wonky fell in the water, they would die a slow and painful death from being directly exposed to her lethal snatch sludge. It's better to be safe than really, really, really sorry.
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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Here's a tidbit guaranteed to make anyone vomit:
Lady Elton John is said to be a top.
Like someone else said- they are fucking for publicity. They both look like they'd rather be kissing the floor of a gas station bathroom then each other.
Her parents don't care. Her mother is the one who made her the way she is. There was a book, I can't remember the name of it but someone posted it here before, about the Hilton family. Kathy is basically an older version of Paris.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:12pm.
Ummm, he has a website?? What does the guy do? Besides keep Parisite's crotch critters company?
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He does: http://www.dougreinhardt.com/
Not sure how he came up with the name. It's fairly depressing.
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Oh LAWD. That's fucking GOLD. The music, the layout, the fact that parasite's picture is in the homepage...
Oh they are SO fucking for publicity.
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Ew. The pictures of him with the Hills people and Joe Francis speak volumes as to why this famewhore is lubing parisites public domain.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:12pm.
Ummm, he has a website?? What does the guy do? Besides keep Parisite's crotch critters company?
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He does: http://www.dougreinhardt.com/
Not sure how he came up with the name. It's fairly depressing.
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Oh LAWD. That's fucking GOLD. The music, the layout, the fact that parasite's picture is in the homepage...
Oh they are SO fucking for publicity.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
that was the perfect response to their fuckery. how are the rich supposed to party it up if they have these two romping around and grossing everyone out?! you pay so much for catering and then no one eats because Wonky has her nasty tongue down her current victim's throat for everyone to witness. NASTY!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
trust fund babies make me sick.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:12pm.
Ummm, he has a website?? What does the guy do? Besides keep Parisite's crotch critters company?
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He does: http://www.dougreinhardt.com/
Not sure how he came up with the name. It's fairly depressing.
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Submitted by kitten666 on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 1:35pm.
kitten 666 they are perrrfect together ! just goes to show you there is someone for everyone ! now i am starting to get the concept of the term " soul mate "
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They don't have souls, they are hollow.
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it's a simple(heehee!) misunderstanding... she wanted to find the nearest dinghy!
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kitten 666 they are perrrfect together ! just goes to show you there is someone for everyone ! now i am starting to get the concept of the term " soul mate "
Aw, how sweet; she found someone as disgusting as her...
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They 'kiss' in the same fake way as Heidi and Spencer....
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
......She disgusts me and her parents should be ashamed to have a disgusting walking, petrie dish of a daughter walking around and publicly humiliating them and the family name.
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their hotels are pretty fugly too - cheap and dirty! Hey ~ just like her!!! hahahaha - I funnied myself!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Whatever happened to 'changing the world' and 'taking time for charity' after she got out of jail for DUI?
She's a dirty dirty skank.
If I was him,I'd be kissing air too.
Doesn't this skank know making out is only allowed at Cannes film parties to let everyone know you are in love?
Is she that horny? Does ever get embarrased about anything and what is wrong with the guy that he couldn't control himself?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Sadly, I cannot look at this pic or the below posts any longer: hopefully MK will be back with some new material today...
ciao.
Throw cunt face Kate off instead!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:41pm.
True. All of the recent entries on Doug's site are about him and Paris (after Cannes, they're off to Turkey and London).
Ummm, he has a website?? What does the guy do? Besides keep Parisite's crotch critters company?
PARIS NOT FRANCE ITS THE STREETS OF WEST HOLLYWOOD BABY. STRUT YOUR SKANKY ASS IN PUBLIC LET EVERYONE KNOW YOUR BUSINESS AND MAYBE THEY'LL NAME A COUNTRY AFTER YOU. GREAT KUNTLAND or GREAT SKANKLAND. Please you don't want everyone to see you as a skanky whore yet we have pictures to prove it. LADY CUMDUMPSTER LET THE WORLD KNOW YOUR TRUE FEELINGS AND START GETTING INTO PORN. THATS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT A BOOB JOB THE SIZE OF 10LBS WATERMELONS AND STRETCH MARKS FROM ALL YOUR ILLIGITAMATE CHILDREN.
Good morning, horz
Ugh. The coochie crustaceans have settled into her brain.
DD: she was born in February '81: she's heading straight for her Saturn-Return
And I for one, cannot wait to see the devastation that is wreaked upon her.
I foresee such desperation, that she will do ANYTHING to keep relevant, ANYTHING.
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I heard a report on the Weather Channel this morning that the galloping hooves of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were heard flying over France. And then the "Snap!" of a seal was heard breaking and plagues came tumbling out.
(I love your cheetah av!!)
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I was wondering what all those noise was, it woke me up. Damn Paris and her lackey for starting the armageddon, freaking antichrist beyotch!
Your av is better, obliterating Skeletina - right on!
(Rent Duma for a cuuuuuute cheetah movie.)
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:53pm.
Let's fast-forward 10 years: hard-core porn or societal leper?
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I wonder about that, too.
Has she had her "Saturn-Return" yet? It happens at about 29 years of age for everyone.
Dayum! Wiki has EVERYTHING!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_return
I really wish the press would ignore Paris Hilton. There's nothing remotely interesting about her. And she has absolutely nothing positive or worthy to give, say or do.
she's more irritating then offensive but it's a really tough call.
what a skank.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Let's fast-forward 10 years: hard-core porn or societal leper?
David Furnish for Hot Slut of the Year!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:29pm.
Aww. She's a late bloomer.
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Hopefully she wears bloomers. Whatever is between her legs should have orange cones around it and a Hazmat sign.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:44pm.
Cheetah: no one invites her - SHE finagles her way in.
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Yep. She's like that girl in HS who's at all the parties and she totally irritates everyone but you know she brought a lot of booze and prolly pot too.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:37pm.
My guess is Paris was doomed to be Paris at a very young age. Her sis and bro seem equally vapid and amoral. Not going to school dint help.
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Cheetah: no one invites her - SHE finagles her way in.
See LaineyGossip for the Cannes story: hysterical!
People, PEOPLE! Paris is in LUB, I tell you! She's in LUB with Dougie-doo. LUB! She just can't halp herself.
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
DiamondD: the retailers and yes, headbands abound here in NY.
Females will wear ANYTHING that's considered trendy, even if they look like fashion don'ts.
UGH.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:33pm.
Why are they there at all?!?
True. All of the recent entries on Doug's site are about him and Paris (after Cannes, they're off to Turkey and London). Paris has no movies coming out. They're both dropping hints about marriage.
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Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:36pm.
Who the hell invites these Parisites to their parties in the first place? It's like inviting the plague.
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I heard a report on the Weather Channel this morning that the galloping hooves of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were heard flying over France. And then the "Snap!" of a seal was heard breaking and plagues came tumbling out.
(I love your cheetah av!!)
You know, I'm embarrassed about the skanky stuff I've done when I was younger (which was not much) and would never do that shit again...
And I'm 21.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:34pm.
And what a difficult job it must be! My mother would have killed me if I acted like her, and wore such a ridiculous headband.
I realize she is an adult, but her parents should really try to shut this bitch down, and if not them, then the CDC.!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Who the hell invites these Parisites to their parties in the first place? It's like inviting the plague.
Head bands are cool. Paris is not. Paris' headbands suck ass.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:31pm.
DiamondD: she's getting paid to wear them.
P gets paid to wear the clothes she wears: I've overheard convos in the garment district where they actually considered it a coup!
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Wow. Who's dumber? Paris or the retailers? We're not going to be seeing lacy headbands at the mall are we??? Someone should take one and use it as underwear. That should pull the wind out of her flappy sails.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:33pm.
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
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Haha! Good one!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
her parents should be ashamed to have a disgusting walking, petrie dish of a daughter walking around and publicly humiliating them and the family name.
Yeah. That's their job.
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She ain't nuthin' but a Phoebe Price with better connections.
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Oh, and I hate his stupid face and his monkey lips jutting forth to her disease ridden mouth.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
That is so DISGUSTING and INAPPROPRIATE.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE HEADBANDS? SHIT!
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