Can They Be Thrown Off The Planet Already?
A million cheers to the captain of the yacht who threw Parasite Hilton and her latest victim off the boat for endangering passengers with their public displays of infection. He is a fucking hero to us all!
The Mirror says that Elton John's fupa fluffer, David Furnish, invited Wonky and Doug Reinhardt to a party on a friend's yacht in Cannes the other night. Almost immediately after they got on the boat, Wonky and Doug started doing disgustingly gross shit that made stomachs die.
One source who lived to tell the tale said, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain."
I'm guessing Wonky's presence on the boat was a bigger problem than the witness is making it out to be. Wonky's crotch crustaceans probably ate most of the food. And the food they didn't eat, went rotten once Wonky brought her tongue out. Every drop of alcohol evaporated when Wonky opened the gates to HELL. Not to mention the poor sea creatures living in the waters below. They probably committed mass suicide once they spotted Wonky. They knew that if something should happen and Wonky fell in the water, they would die a slow and painful death from being directly exposed to her lethal snatch sludge. It's better to be safe than really, really, really sorry.
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Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
Why are they kissing on the red carpet?
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Why are they there at all?!?
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Why are they kissing on the red carpet? Are either douches in a film being shown at Can? Can has turned into a burlesque freak show in the past 10 years. All that's needed are midgetss - where the hell is La Pequena? She/he should be there for all her Youtubes.
I want to rip that ugly headband off her pin head!
She has the ugliest hair of any woman I know. She should be embarassed to go out in public with anything short of a full wig on.
Her PDA b.s is about as natural as her acting.
She disgusts me and her parents should be ashamed to have a disgusting walking, petrie dish of a daughter walking around and publicly humiliating them and the family name.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She always looks disgusting. "Free Clinic Shit" and "Your Vagina Is Large": hahahahaha!
DiamondD: she's getting paid to wear them.
P gets paid to wear the clothes she wears: I've overheard convos in the garment district where they actually considered it a coup!
THAT'S hilarious!!! Make that kicker-offer Hot Slut!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:16pm.
does anybody else get a laugh from that 'Your vagina is large' tag? it gets me every time.
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Yes, and it then brings to mind "Its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". LOL
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Is there a stupider poser in the history of famewhoring? Look at how she's posing for this kiss with the rapey ryan reynolds doppelganger. And I think she wears the flapper costume so much so we remember her flapping her scabby beef curtains. I just grossed myself out. *runs from thread screaming*
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
She's 26 or 27 freaking years old and she's still acting like a stupid, horny teenager. Pathetic.
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Aww. She's a late bloomer.
LoL Mizro!
the headband thing is starting to fall in the same category as "bridesmaid and prom shoes dyed to match"
She's 26 or 27 freaking years old and she's still acting like a stupid, horny teenager. Pathetic.
Brought a tear of joy to my eye too, DiamondD.
I wonder if she paid him for the whole night anyway.
This "relationship" reminds me of the time I was 15 and made my boyfriend with a hot car make out with me before he got in to drive away because the bitchy girl across the street was watching us and I wanted her to know that the cute guy with the car was MY BOYFRIEND. (He dumped me two weeks later.)
But I was 15 at the time. Paris is what, 30?
What a beautiful story!!
Camon, MK! Tell us how you really feel!
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ONT: I have a new ad campaign for her!
Paris. What's the point?
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parisucksliterally: read that too honey, laughed till I cried.
Can you imagine the machinations it took? Rented a boat to take her to another yacht, then made the other yacht pull alongside the desired party-yacht and boarded FROM THERE!!
He's just a dumbass goon for going along with her too.
hahahahah madam s.!
I hate those fucking headbands- she looks so fucking stupid in them!
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parissucks,
No, she still hasn't "gone all the way" with anyone. If she lays perfectly still, it doesn't count.
All anyone has to do is tear off her large head and we won't be forced to endure those butt-ugly head bands and that slug-like tongue. Please! Someone! Deliver us from evil.
does anybody else get a laugh from that 'Your vagina is large' tag? it gets me every time.
As for wonky...same shit, different cuntry.
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So Doug is now the 4th person Paris has slept with?
Lainey had a great post about her not being able to get into parties the other day- Paris was not allowed on the boat shuttle to a party, so she rented her own, and STILL wasn't allowed on!
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You gotta have something, if you want to be with me
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The most egregious act of anti-social behavior was clearly committed by David Furnish for inviting that contaminated oxygen-stealer in the first place. Who does that to their friends and guests?
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:10pm.
Closing the door "so they could tear into one another"? The person who gave that quote clearly didn't see any of Paris' sex tape. Doug probably has to hold a mirror over her mouth during sex so that he knows she's still alive.
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I laughed so hard I cried.
If I were to leak a sex tape to make myself famous, I'd at least make an effort not to look like such a lousy lay.
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This STD has sex in public all the time!
I'm suprised they were "closing a door"...
Holy Fuck! She's the walking, talking, whoring "7 plagues of Egypt" rolled into one. Hate the bitch!! Haaaate her!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I am glad to see more and more "regular" folk not putting up with shit that the stars think they can pull over everyone else simply because they're famous for some dumbass reason or another. Bout time!! Yea for that Captain!
Hot Slut of the YEAR nomination to him!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Closing the door "so they could tear into one another"? The person who gave that quote clearly didn't see any of Paris' sex tape. Doug probably has to hold a mirror over her mouth during sex so that he knows she's still alive.
Nice to see she's growing out her helplessly dumb cunt stage.
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Death would become her. My hatred still burns with the intensity of a million suns at their zenith.
The flapper-headband thing has gotten waaay out of control and WHAT is up with this guy?
There are lovely girls galore for him to choose: why this walking STD?
Unsociable behaviour? Sounds pretty tepid on Paris's long list of crimes.
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