Monday, May 25th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Memaw Ruth Ann! - Miley Cyrus' grandma and the only one who brings the glamour full force in that family. Come to think of it, Memaw Ruth Ann's cotton head of magnificence is more beautiful and elegant than the entire Cyrus clan combined and multiplied a million times! This is some Mars Attack! shit and I mean that as a total compliment.
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Mira, I thought the country cookin byatch was Miley with a blonde wig on and new teefs.
LORRAINE SWANSON!!
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awesome
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The war isn't working.
Mc Hammer lost his glasses.
"This is some Mars Attack! shit and I mean that as a total compliment".
MK: That is one of the funnier sentences I've read in weeks....WELL PLAYED!!!
Granny is cuter then Miley!
@Sheeps, hahahaha
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
@tojo, not saying you're wrong, but we all know what a reliable source wiki is! *rollseyes*
can't tell you how much time I've spent on there trying to correct certain things that I KNOW aren't true, only to have them changed back, so...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Cyrus was born William Ray Cyrus[2] in Flatwoods, Kentucky to Ron Cyrus, a politician, and his wife, the former Ruth Ann Casto.
Wiki says Ruth Ann is Billy's memaw
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the end...
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:04pm.
Granny looks like Miley to me. Aside from the shellacked hair. :)
ok Sheeps, doll, I hear ya - BUT, look at her face: she looks likey Miley's mum, dontcha think? Miley's mom has awesome bone structure, and so does Gramma. Billy Ray does NOT! :D
P.S. I meant half-siblings D:
also, sheeps, I may hesitantly eat a little bit of crow. I see what you're seeing, that ruth ann is billy's mum. I just remember hearing otherwise! plus, she looks like miley's mum.
One thing's fo' sho': she's billy's bio kid, whoever questioned that... look how beautiful the mom is, then look at miley. hahaha.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 10:54pm.
Not trying to take Morrissey on--I'd lose--but I looked that up. I think Memaw's last name is Cyrus. A couple of sites said she's Billy Ray's dad. But I'm ready to be corrected.
Edit: hahahaha. I'm wasted.... By "dad" I meant, of course, mom. hahahaha
@Evilshoe and others:
what are you guys on about? Billy Ray IS her bio dad, yes she has some step-siblings, but they are from her mother's first marriage.
Secondly, this SWEET OLD LADY never did ANYTHING to you people, AND she's not related to Billy Ray -- she is MILEY'S MOM'S MOTHER. MATERNAL, ppl.
Jeez. I cannot STAND Miley Cyrus, but let's get our facts straight before we start trashing peeps. :p
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
This is the face of that dead mummy thing from my nightmares
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 5:24pm.
Is this Billy Ray's momma?
Yes.
Is this Billy Ray's momma? Or her biological grandmother?
I can't believe I want to know, but who is her bio daddy? Anyone know?
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I saw this woman at Luby's.
And here she is with the two most important celeb props - a designer handbag and a little dog:
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/2F6D-psZAxp/Miley+Cyrus+Out+Downtown+Stud...
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 9:31am.
Memaw needs the Gosselin makeover, STAT!
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hahaha DONE! first thing I did when I saw the pic. (doesn't translate to a avatar - see link below)
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The Gossie Video is here!
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Chile, I didn't know Miley's 'maw was Alice Brady. Now, her stunning morality makes sense.
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Does she always look like that or is she walking in some wind?
Cuz' she looks reaaallllll funny!
Wow. And she looks like she's fly into fisticuffs too if someone was underhanded in her weekly bridge games. Tough as nails!
Is this what I have to look forward to as an old woman? Tits that hit my navel? Does investing in a good bra not matter any more? Sadness. I have many reasons for wanting to dodge the longevity in my family (late 9os-102 so far..)- social security will be gone, teefs will likely be gone.. most friends, gone.. but my rack will look like a second stomach. Can't wait!
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Grammy Cyrus needs that giant Afro puff to offset the fact that her boobs are somewhere near her waist.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
How appropriate for Memorial Day. I believe when Meemaw Cyrus gets her hair did, she asks for the George Washington.
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As I was scrolling down, I was KIND of thinking maybe it would be Tom Hulce's Mozart. Next best thing?
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:32am.
Wow. I really want to love her, especially with the Mars Attacks reference, but she helped spawn a scourge upon humanity so it's clear to me that she is pure evil.
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I agree. I love old people. And Mars Attacks. But I can't forget how Achy Breaky Heart made my ears bleed. And now Miley is after my eyes. What hast come forth from this vagina hast brought a scourge upon the world. Redneck 14:21
Awwwweee, I like her.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Memaw needs the Gosselin makeover, STAT! If Billy Ray won't take back his mullet then Memaw should do it for him. Go on, Memaw, claim back the family mullet from that rip off artist Kate! The Cyrus family honor is at stake here!
You can see some Miley in her face, esply the mouth and cheeks. The hair is a hoot.
you know if she added a few red highlights she'd look like heatmiser http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Heatmiser.bmp
Grab that hot bitch to play Pete Parker's memaw in the next spiderman!!!!
shes hot!!! lol
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With all the money her whore granddaughter has made, you would think she'd buy her some nice clothes.
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What, you mean that's not one of the little South Philly ladies that just got back from the hairdresser's? Damn, you could have fooled me.
She needs the blue dye rinse next visit.
She looks as tough as those little ladies here in South Philly, too. Mess with them, they'll kick your ass.
Hahha... seriously though. I cannot stop looking between the two photos of her and the Mars Attacks alien and being shocked at how much they look alike. I mean, they are twins.
Wow. I really want to love her, especially with the Mars Attacks reference, but she helped spawn a scourge upon humanity so it's clear to me that she is pure evil.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:03am.
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Backcombing, lots and lots of backcombing....'Tease it til you can't tease no mo!'
(edit: she should go for a blue rinse next time to really set it off.)
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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
How does she DO that? If you spawn country singers does your hair go naturally over-the-top frizzy? I want to know her secret.
I've found my fashion calling for when I'm old.
I bet she could kick my ass. That hair could kick my ass.
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bet there's a big honkin' can of AquaNet in her purse.
I bet this bitch makes a mean Potted Meat sandwich.
Before I saw the "Mars Attacks" line I was thinking that I saw an "Outer Limits" where the aliens looked just like that.
But I bet she has an awesome "sweet tea" recipe!
I've said this before but she looks highly flammable.
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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
I can totally picture Kanye rocking this look!
Also, she kind of looks like a character from King of The Hill.
A support garment woud be nice.