Open Post: Hosted By Pamela Anderson
Happy Memorial Day! When I say that every year, it reminds me of the time some hot cholita bitch I worked with slapped me in the teefs with her words when I wished her a Happy Memorial Day.
It was a Friday night and while I was leaving work I told her ass to have a happy Memorial weekend. Bitch didn't even miss a beat! She said, "What's so fucking happy about it? Troops died so that you could sip on fruity drinks and run your trick ass freely all around town. I hope you think about that shit this weekend. You better toast to them too! At least toast them with a beer instead of those foofy foofy drinks you're always sipping on!" I almost turned into salt! I'll never forget the way her Sharpie eyebrows twitched and twinkled when she was telling me off. But I still listen to her ass and toast with a beer every year!
And her name was Africa! Yes, a chola beauty named Africa educating me on the meaning of Memorial Day! I love America.
Now I leave you with the microwaved hot dog we call Pamela Anderson trolling the beaches of Malibu yesterday. That better be beer in her cup!
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Submitted by Creepella on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:05pm.
Pammy looks like she's got a peen
Ya know,I was thinking the same thing...except I was doing a visual comparison between her and Tommy Lee. Really, I wonder who's is bigger...
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Mk is a devil darling (mean that in the sweetest way) and Perez is just disgusting. All the below comments are true and more. I can't stand how he calls 14-15 yr old girls whores and sluts...this coming from a 31 yr old "adult". It's not that the young teens aren't whores or sluts but you still got to have a line of propriety damn it.
spent.
God you guys love to rip people apart.
It makes me fuckin depressed.
EDIT: I'm talking about Pammie, not lavendeira or whatever the fuck his name is.
I mean she's at the beach, chillin', not at some premiere or whatever the hell with her ass hanging out. I mean, for chrissake, lay off.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:35pm.
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again, i agree. I've been reading the fat fucker for that long as well, and way way back, he was mildly funny. Now he post a LOT of random shit that is not funny.
Our favourite ho Michael K however makes me laugh till i cry. (i still fondly recall the gary busey article where he was being interviewed the child and Michael K added Busey(known to love the sauce) stopped midsentence as he heard someone scream "LAST DRINKS!" from the bar. LOL that still makes me laugh. or the michael phelps/stoner/subway article (http://www.dlisted.com/node/30588) - solid GOLD right there)
Give me MK's QUALITY over the nasty bitchy fat fucker Pigez quantity anyday.
@Fuzzy - Love to you and DG - just fuckin busy, hustling my shady lil' ass off. I gotta catch up w/ DG. Miss her. Miss all y'all bitches!
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:42pm.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that! I left that site a long time before the registration stuff, shows you how long ago he actually had some sparkle!
It was all good when he ragged on celebs, but before you knew it, more and more posts were dedicated to himself and he'd do posts on the most random people in order to "skyrocket them to fame". Plus all of those damn ads seriously pissed me off; they locked up my damn computer!
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:39pm.
P.S. Where you been? DG and I were looking for you a while ago!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:35pm.
a big drop in his comment numbers happened when that site instituted registration.
that actually makes it look worse, if you assume many of the posts were made by the same people using diff id's prior to registration. plus we know how much trolls like to agree with themselves.
still there's a registration and verification requirement here and the comment numbers on this site blow fat-ass out of the water.
... and mk is a cute as a button.
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:39pm.
BWAHAHA! It's a good thing you caught it, I'm getting ready to change my shit!
My newest celebrity obsession... Wait for it...
GERARD BUTLER!
Dear God, I just wanna put my feelers all over him. HAHA!
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@Fuzzyslippers - Thanks for the AR link - I forgot about that thing.
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
its going to be a sad day when she no longer can wear a bikini without puking. we are not there yet but god helps us all.
Submitted by Princess Xenu D... on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:03pm.
*adjusts reading glasses* Speaking of Perez!
I was a fan about 2-3 years ago (trust me, he was actually good back then) and let me tell you, within five minutes of putting up a post there would be at least 100 comments on that shit. He was THAT popular. And this happened for every single post.
And now? Meh, most posts get less than 50 comments. I'm so glad that he's starting to fizzle out, because he seriously gets on my last fucking nerve. MK is the one who should be parading that cute ass around, not Pigez (that fat fucker).
Anyways, that's my $.02.
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Submitted by Princess Xenu D... on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:00pm.
TITS, thanks for voting :-)
I didnt realise that. here i am waving my placard around asking real people to vote for him!
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kinda sucks doesn't it? it would have taken so little effort to add a verification step to the voting. people would still cheat - just not as much.
10 to 1 the winner will have created a bot to enter in fake email addresses over and over again.
not a nice lesson to learn for a young child.
so much cheating these days. it's discouraging.
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Pammy looks like she's got a peen
Submitted by anasakrana on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 10:57pm.
Michael K is thr real "Queen of all media" Perez Hilton is just the gay Rush Limbaugh
Right on. Perez isnt even funny, just stupid and ultra bitchy. and he has been using "fuckery" where in the past he hasnt. 'fuckery' is classic Michael K.
It's the boob-job that throws me off every time. The rest of Pam's body is enviable though [hey, everyone's vag sags eventually, folks].
She looks so much better in cute dresses. The 'hangin' it all out there' for the world to see look ain't cuttin' the mustard. Time to cover-up, Pam.
TITS, thanks for voting :-)
I didnt realise that. here i am waving my placard around asking real people to vote for him!
sounds like we are going to need the good luck.
perhaps less campaigning more typing. But surely when the look at the votes they would look at that?
Michael K is thr real "Queen of all media" Perez Hilton is just the gay Rush Limbaugh
Submitted by Princess Xenu D... on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 10:22pm.
hello fellow chicken cutlet lovers, today is "Give a whore a helping hand Day".
can you sluts please get up off your knees and vote for my little 6 year old guy in his lego competition?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_HfaV7pY1g is the video i made for the little guy, there is also instructions on how to vote.
alternatively if you go to http://www.cartoonnetwork.com.au/contest/2009/04_lego_city_building_chal... and go to the top row, fourth from the left. 4 pics of the same truck.
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I voted three times, then realized you don't need a valid email address. Sadly with no verification, this sort of contest goes to the best cheater. So good luck?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:43pm.
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UNHOLY HELL, angel_i!!! That's one funny as fug avie!!
hello fellow chicken cutlet lovers, today is "Give a whore a helping hand Day".
can you sluts please get up off your knees and vote for my little 6 year old guy in his lego competition?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_HfaV7pY1g is the video i made for the little guy, there is also instructions on how to vote.
alternatively if you go to http://www.cartoonnetwork.com.au/contest/2009/04_lego_city_building_chal... and go to the top row, fourth from the left. 4 pics of the same truck.
dont fuck it up!
(however if there is a better truck, vote for that. but lets face it, we dont have Lego in the house so my little guy had to build his truck out of my chopped up lucite heels and then spray paint them individually, so the kid deserves a medal!)
Back to the best kind of fuckery out there, Mr Michael K.
Love Princess Xenu
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 10:03pm.
I went on to a successful career of venting on Dlisted because my therapist's office is closed for Memorial Day.
hahahaha. Well told.
When I was in tenth grade I had a good friend who was in twelfth, and he had a "girlfriend" who was like 37. She was a total skank whose daughter was in the same grade as me, and the 37 year old lady would sometimes pick my friend up during lunch because we had off-campus privileges, and then she'd take him places and buy him stuff.
She sometimes tried to get me interested in dating her daughter, but her daughter totally hated her mom and tried to be nothing like her. I think her daughter assumed I was like my friend, even though I was a lot quieter and shyer. One Friday I was walking home from school and my friend and his mom-aged girlfriend drove up to me and asked me if I wanted a ride home.
The lady had another woman with her about her own age, and it was pretty clear they had some kind of weird double-date thing in mind.
I know that the other lady couldn't possibly find me in any way appealing because at the time I still looked like a little kid.
Oh where was I going with all this. Oh yes, Pamela Anderson is white-trashy like my friend's girlfriend.
He eventually dumped her and moved to Montreal to work at a hydroelectric station. I think the woman is still banging high schoolers with her forty year old self.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 9:26pm.
Pam Anderson's nasty pussy! Now with hair! :D
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that earns a resounding NO.
that evil haircut on the moist well fertilized grounds that comprise pams crotch?? hell no!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:14pm.
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"eBay's profits were up this quarter." Does that look right?
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 7:57pm.
'Fraid so... It's a huge subculture.
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Thanks Evil! I pretty sure it was a slip up on my part. hahahaha
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 7:40pm.
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