Tuesday, May 26th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sally the clown wig-wearing giraffe of Bourne, Massachusetts - Anne Marie Fuoco got up one morning, rubbed her eyes, looked out her bedroom window and saw a giant giraffe in a clown wig peeping at her! Anne Marie must have figured she was having some kind of acid flashback, but she looked again and indeed there was a giraffe staring at her. Anne Marie immediately called 911. HA! The cops showed up, had a few laughs, took a few pictures and then captured the pervert giraffe. It turns out Sally ran away from home. Bitch was living in front of a veterinary clinic for 3 years, but she decided she was over that shit. So she put on a clown wig, took a hit of the wrong shit and hit the town. Clip below:
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must have figured she was having some kind of acid flashback, but she looked again
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hahahaha...why can't something like that happen to me
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Yep, said girafft.
Yeah, I thought she said girafft. The T on the end is silent, hon.
"It as nice to see people laughing instead of complaining about the economy" - The Walking Sex Known as Marie Fuoco
Yeah, because those are the only two options: laughter or the economy. Huh?
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ahaaaahaaha! i live to see this shit.
the clown wig really made it perfect
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It's the clown wig that makes this story for me! But I'm easily amused!
She called 911 for that? Ha!
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Well at least it wasn't wearing lingerie....
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
... a 20-foot "giraft"? and is anne-marie fuco joey butta's cousin, which would make "butta" his middle name?
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but, then again, what do i know?
When I read stories like this I'm glad I'm from crazy Massachusetts.
Sally is lucky Anne Marie didn't stick a shotgun out the window and blow that clown wig off her horns.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
"Giraft"?
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
I am from MA & I actually kind of surprised they are just laughing this one off...Thankfully, they are, maybe people are finally going to be lightening up a little.
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My grandmother had the Boston accent. She had a way of making anything ending with an "a" sound like it ended with an "er". And anything ending with "er" became "ah".
So if your name was Rebecca, she called you "Rebeccer". If your name was "Tyler", she called you "Tylah".
To this day, I say "diarrhear".
Apparently the veterinary clinic had only a picket fence.
Hahahahaha at "lawffin!" This sounds like a senior prank.
I once woke up to a herd of cattle grazing in my front yard. But those lazy heifers didn't bother to wear a wig for me.
...that Garr-raft left on it's own volition...there comes a time when you just have to go...but I am sure the wig gave it away...next time giant sunglasses!!
I laugh when I go back home and hear the accent. I can't believe I used to talk that way. Her accent is actually quite tame compared to most. I was lucky enough to get rid of the accent after about 10 years away. Pretty good considering I lived just outside Boston for almost 30 years. Some people don't get rid of it for some reason. I ran into a woman who has lived here in PA for 30 years and still has a huge Boston accent.
did she say giraffefffttttt?
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omg why doesnt stuff like this happen to me?
love this
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justjane,
If only she were 30 feet tall.
...and why is the exquisite Ms. Fuoco not the Hot Slut? The accent, the eyeliner, the smokers rasp...more than enough criteria.
They all were "lawfing". Haha. New England accent at its finest. That "giraft" statue is adorable though. They need to chain that shit down or something.
Love the accent.
We need video clips with that accent every day!
Anne Marie has a beautiful smile. And the way she says 'girafft' is perfect. Perfick diction, perfick smile! So 'howwwwwww' did her sons know it was a joke? hmmm this is mysterious....duh!
I think the woman whose lawn it was on, Ann Marie Fucco, should be Hwat Slut for that elegant accent and the way she pronounces giraffe; "jur-afft"
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
It’s amazing how ambitious drunken, stoned teens can be.
We climbed onto the roof of our h.s. one night, hoisted a 15ft Xmas tree (don’t ask where we got it), decorated it and the school courtyard with lights, ornaments, and camo netting(?) one year.....better than any nativity scene.
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That is fucking hilarious !! :)
Both of those stupid fucktwats they interviewed
ought to be slapped though.
The woman who was scared by the giraffe
peeping in her bedroom window, seems
to be missing a sense of humor.
"I have four boys, and from what I understand,
it was a joke"
Well, DUH!! you think ??? dumbass.
And the other one. "It was our third anniversary and I think she had been penned up
here and just decided to get out on her own"
yes, I know she was joking, but it still came
out stupid.
This is what happens when I read Dlisted before morning coffee.
CHARLES MANSON
SOMEONE HAD ONE TOO MANY FUCKING HITS OF THE SMIRNOFF BOTTLE. SOME THINGS LIKE THAT ARE JUST BETTER LEFT FUCKING ALONE.
Ah, drunken shenanigans bring me great joy.