Tuesday, May 26th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

This is a sad, sad day for no-nos everywhere. Butt Hole Road is now Archers Way - Towleroad

Kingston, don't worry! Being able to hear things isn't that amazing - Best Week Ever

Some trick from Twilight is in a two-piece. Don't be too disappointed when you see it's not RPattz - Hollywood Tuna

T.I. is spending his honeymoon in the chokey - YBF

As long as Luke Perry and Kristy Swanson recreate their teenage roles, I am okay with this - Coming Soon

Isabelle Adjani's face: What happened to it?!??! - Lainey Gossip

Walking sex machine sucking on a cigar in Malibu - Just Jared

Useless and Useless-er invade Miami (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry makes sexyfaces in Complex - Egotastic!

Stepford Katie will look like the "after" picture in about 6-months - Cityrag

Aliens in DC - Popsugar

Even a delicious Corona can't make Kristin Cavallari look less boring - Hollywood Rag

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toni's picture

Adjani always looked like that to me, like a porcelain Victorian doll, now that she is older it's babyJane-ish, a lil bit. Still. that other Isabelle had no right to embarrass her, Adjani will be plotting her revenge. If this was done to Monica Bellucci, I'd be on a plane to shiv a bitch.

kookytown's picture

I was at the Capital Concert in DC this weekend and TomKat were there looking creepy as ever. Funny thing - Katie read "Bethseda" off of the telepromter instead of "Bethesda". Wonder if she had a glitch in her chip.

gia's picture

Katy Perry is waaaaaay photoshopped...That is just absurd.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:03pm.

All I wanna know is Snatch Lane also closed!

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Snatch Lane is a Cul-de-Sac.

*throws away self*

Clarisse's picture

Carrot,
Feelin BLAH after filling out unemployment papers. booo! Now that Christian is back though, Christian cheers up in no time! All praise Christian!!

Sugar,
Oh shush you! I'm older than you! Let's get together and give the real youngin the jelly side eye!! *looks at the 25 year old...*

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TheBreakdown's picture

All I wanna know is Snatch Lane also closed!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Barb Dwyer's picture

Isabelle looks to be packing on an extra 40 pounds or so. That, and age, can reek havoc with even a beautiful face. I bet it's not even fillers in her face...just extra weight. Put her on a decent diet and her face should go back to what it once was.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:55pm.

Carrot,
My lovely! Here is IZ!!
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How you BE?! I missed the Christian avies so much, Christian. Christian, Christian's so glad Christian is back.

Clarisse's picture

Oh HAYYYYYY!!

I want to visit the intersection of Tickle Avenue and Tongue Lane!!! Bow chicka bow wow!!!

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:55pm.

Carrot,
My lovely! Here is IZ!!

Sugar!
Young? He's 16!! I KEEED!! My lust is solely for his dadi!!

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OMG. Sixteen?! I feel so effing auld!

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

Clarisse's picture

Carrot,
My lovely! Here is IZ!!

Sugar!
Young? He's 16!! I KEEED!! My lust is solely for his dadi!!

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:51pm.

Hahahahaha!!! The Welsh (I guess) !!!!!
Oh my *dries tear*
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I'm digging Little Shambles too.

My life is in Little Shambles. Not Grown Woman shambles.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:50pm.

Mother Superior:

Pant-y-Pistyll is my favourite.

I'm a Pant-y-Pistyll!

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Hahahahaha!!! The Welsh !!!!!
Oh my *dries tear*

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Mother Superior:

Pant-y-Pistyll is my favourite.

I'm a Pant-y-Pistyll!

Mother Superior's picture

PS

Here's a list of funny British street names

http://www.thecareerbreaksite.com/fun/funny-names-places/funny-british-s...

Who wants Crotch Crescent, Slag Lane, Trash Lane or Rotten Row??
:D

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:42pm.

Thank goodness Indio finally cut his hair!! Now he's starting to look lust (ooops!!!) like his hot Papi!!! I looove me some RDJ!

Stockie,
Technically it's Cooter Dye Lane.

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Did you mean to say "lust" with respect to the very YOUNG Indio? Naughty naughty!

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

CLARISSALINA! WOMAN! I'm so speechless that you're here.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:15pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:15pm.

WTF is a water butt?
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a) Direar ass
b) Water retention in the cheeks
c) Pants pisser

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Oh my God ....you're in the mood today!!!
Hilarious!!!!!!1
I keep an eye on you ;)
tehehe..

Clarisse's picture

Thank goodness Indio finally cut his hair!! Now he's starting to look lust (ooops!!!) like his hot Papi!!! I looove me some RDJ!

Stockie,
Technically it's Cooter Dye Lane.

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Stock Broker's picture

Butthole Road...is that next to Cooter Lane?

Secret Original's picture

Isabelle Huppert's definitely made the better choices. She's still beautiful, but doesn't look like she's fighting nature, so she's much more convincing in mature roles.

Charlotte G is cute and looks like her mom.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Katy Perry bugs me.
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Douchechill!

DeeDee's picture

MMmmmmm, RDJ is da sex. *drooling*

Corona beer gives me the farts. hehehe

Well then Archers Way it is.

My Archers Way is really ichy today.

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I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.

We have a Butt's Road here in my community. No Hole, just Butt's.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

madam s.'s picture

Isabelle Adjani was just such an outrageously beautiful woman. I mean, the plastic surgery is a little harsh, but surely she still looks nice by candlelight?

Whatever's picture

Butt hole road is where Clay Aiken and Parasite should live.

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:15pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:15pm.

WTF is a water butt?
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a) Direar ass
b) Water retention in the cheeks
c) Pants pisser

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Or Tom Cooze in a grape-hanger bathing suit.

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

Isabelle Adjani was superb in Subway and Camille Claudel. Both excellent movies, as well as Queen Margot.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Sibsi's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:58pm.
No kidding. She was exquisite. And Isabelle Huppert is a CUNT.

When I was in high school, I watched La Reine Margot in order to complete an assignment and since then, began thinking she's the most beautiful actress in the planet. Forget Angelina! Isabelle is the one I'd love to look like, but not anymore, not after seeing what she did to her face.

MadameLollipop's picture

A friend of mine lives on Beavers Way (also in the UK). And she is a lezzie. No joke.

parissucksliterally's picture

I love Kingston- but his Mama should know better than to keep him up until midnight, and taking those headphones off is just stupid.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:10pm.
T.I.'s wife.....YIKES! She looks like something out of Dark Crystal

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WHOA! You aren't kidding! Are we sure that's not his cellmate!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:15pm.

WTF is a water butt?
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a) Direar ass
b) Water retention in the cheeks
c) Pants pisser

Sugaroo's picture

WTF is a water butt?

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

specialkt's picture

i kind of WANT to live on butt hole road

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I totally just signed for a package as Ms. Poo.

Mother Superior's picture

So funny.
You've got the air brushed pics of Domina Katy. And then you have her in all her sagginess on the right in a green bikini.
Put a wire in it, girl :)

Sugaroo's picture

Anyone see Luke in that craptastic show "Windfall"?

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

stefystef's picture

Isabelle Adjani is desperately trying to keep her little girl face with plastic surgery and botox.

She just looks puffy. The only French actress who has aged well is Catherine Deneuve.

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Sugaroo's picture

AHAHAHAHA! Has Carrot seen Butt Hole Road? Too lazy to read, bitches.

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

Provolone's picture

T.I.'s wife.....YIKES! She looks like something out of Dark Crystal

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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot

M.E.'s picture

Kingston is fucking adorable!!!!

barelybeagle's picture

Katy Perry, please go away. TI's wife is kind of fug.

Newportjoey's picture

Butt Hole Road....must be very close to the Dirty Trombone Triangle.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Salem13's picture

Katy Perry does have nice tits.

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Bitches keep bitchin'

Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:55pm.
To answer your ? from the OP, no, they're all still on FB hurling shit at me!