England's Finest Rose Is A Bodybuilder Now
England's premiere pristine lady, Jodie Marsh, says she has turned into a bodybuilder. This is kind of the like the time she turned lesbian for a quick minute, but instead of lifting clits with her tongue, she's lifting weights with her hands. Jodie tells New! Magazine that she was getting too soft and she wanted her body to match her rock hard tittays, so she hit started hitting the gym 6 times a week.
You know, she could've lost some of the "softness" by cutting down on fatty jizz. This is what I was told anyway. One time, a smart ass bitch told me to stop eating so much sperm after I complained that my stomach had a serious case of the softs. And ruin my social life? Eff that! I'd rather have a jiggly stomach than a tarnished image! Anyway.....
After just six months of working out, Jodie says she has gone from a size 12 to a size 6. And she isn't stopping there! Jodie will continue to work out in hopes that she'll be able to compete on the bodybuilder circuit, "I've still got loads to go. I might do a bodybuilder competition in August."
Maybe she meant she's going to do all the contestants in a bodybuilder competition, because I'm not convinced Jodie wants to look like Vadge's roidy-clit.
And I know you're probably sick with worry that one day Jodie will crush her fantastic chichis by dropping a barbel on them, but do not fret! Jodie's titties can't take it since I'm sure she regularly injects liquid concrete into them. She has always admired the breasts of stone statues.
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fuck that i think she looks GREAT!! luv her legs! absolutely luv women muscled up all she has to do is get rid of the balloons and yeah I'd hit that!
That is the best I have ever seen that skank look. The dye job looks good, her body *save for the back of her legs* looks good. Well, at least she's doing something constructive now.
Her body looks pretty good but those implants look like water blisters. Yuk!
She really only needed to work on her hand and mouth coordination.
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I actually think soft looks way sexier than this overly sculpted, waist-less look.
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She looks like she could eat you alive with her vagina.
I don't know - maybe my priorities are skewed - but I'd focus on fixing that fucked up nose and those messed up breasts first. Nice body still don't make you pretty.
PS - her tattoo is horrid and I loathe anyone who says it's "cute".
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Either bad pshopping on her legs or that woman has one leg with much larger muscles than the other. Can't be the pose - that's all body builders do when they're not exercising or doping themselves up.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:14pm.
they're dressing for men, not women. :)
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I CANNOT FUCKING STAND WOMAN WHO WEAR BIKINI TOPS THAT ARE TOO SMALL FOR THEIR BOOBS!!! Seriously why do women think the bottom of the top is supposed to go on top of their breasts and not below it? I always see these dumb whores wearing it like that and it's fucking annoying. They look like idiots.
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Backs that muscley only look good on men. Bodybuilders creep me out.
where's her/his waist and hips? if it wasn't for those rock tits, i swear this was a man...
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The attraction of a woman like that is the marathon athletic times in the bedroom. But since she's proven herself--in fact, tattooed herself--such a dirty skank, I'm not sure how many guys could get over what they know about her.
She has no waist or hips, I can sympathiZe with that because that's how I am built too, and it is not a very feminine shape.
HOWEVER you do not add tits that look like a tranny and tats to your arms, that looks even more masculine! Go ahead and harden up, it can't make you look any worse!
She's attractively toned, but body building can't give her a waist and that's why she needs the implants or else she'd look like a man. A curvy woman like Kim Kardashian looks miles better than this tatty attention whore.
she has a hookworm crawling out her butt.
Her body minus the boobs looks awesome. Her body would be AMAZING without those fake melons....
Holy hell, I thought the lucite princess had a set of tupperware bowls on her chest, but this skank beats all
I actually think she looks way better now. Her boobs are still gross and I think if she's not careful she might drop a barbell on them and they'll pop! Silicone EVERYWHERE!
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dang! she looks good
Disgusting and pathetic.
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But her ass is flat and not toned at all.. nor are her legs..
She has a great body but the fake boobs ruin it.
Did she get a nose job? She looks better in the face for some reason....She is still wearing pounds of make up, but its actually not applied all clownishly like usual...Maybe thats why...When was she ever a size 12 or size 10 or whatever the Brit sizing translates to?? I always remember her being fairly skinny.
Submitted by You Knew Who on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:28pm.
I had the mis fortune of standing behind her in a local shop and she reeked of horse piss and moldy hay.
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WIth the way she goes overboard when exploring a new way to stay relevant, I predict by the end of the summer she will dye herself green and be as overbulked as the Incrediable Hulk.
I had the mis fortune of standing behind her in a local shop and she reeked of horse piss and moldy hay. Pigs have better personal hygiene.
Its a MAN! man...with big ol' fake tittays...gross
"This is kind of the like the time she turned lesbian for a quick minute, but instead of lifting clits with her tongue, she's lifting weights with her hands."
Touche!
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Apart from the horrid fake boobs which look totally unnatural, I think she looks great. Her body is toned and not too buff.
Who the fuck drugged this trick's biscuits? She is absolutely certifiable. Identity crisis much?!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:46pm.
Her boobs look like some candy I can't quite identify.
Jaw Breakers? The black hair is an improvement, but she's still got the "dick nose" and the hygiene issues.
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Oh my god, those boobs are truly heinous. They don't even resemble breasts anymore... what is the point??
Now if she could just learn how to shower once in a while, that would be good.
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She looks nice, I think... minus the fake boobs. And I also agree, she should stop right there before she fully joins the she-male club.
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Can this woman not go a millisecond without promoting her empty existence?
How does she get through airport security with those scary ass land mines in her chest?
She looks a lot better, mostly in the face department, which I didn't think would be possible. Maybe it's just the hair. The fake tits are absurd though. Ignoring the boobs, she looks pretty good. She's still a gross human, though.
I hate these balloon boobs. Why can't they see that they look like a disfigured person. 100 years from now I hope this ballon boob phenomenon is looked upon with the same disgust as foot binding.
Oh those boobs. Yuck.
Should mention that UK size 12 is like a US 6, and a UK 6 is like a US 2...
Great legs! I'll give her that. The boobs look ridic.
Her boobs look like tan Reese's Pieces. They even have the same shine.
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*sigh* I want her thighs and abs: she can keep the rest.
Her body looks hot, she should just maintain and not go crazy with the muscle. Her boobs though are really bad, they look like they are going to explode. I think her devil tail tattoo is super cute!
OH yeah! Girl-muscle!
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I feel certain that if the British population size was identical....
I can't imagine doing leg curls, face down on a bench, with those breasts. Forearm presses would be a problem, too.