Why So Quiet, Michael Lohan?
Michael Lohan is the always the first skeezer to open up his giant mouth hole whenever a member of his family is in the news for whatever reason. But when it involves him, he sticks his rotten radish head back into his ass.
Page Six says that the devout Christian and high preacher of morals was busted by the cops on April 6th, because he allegedly threatened to kill his fiancee Erin Muller and himself after she tried to quit his ass over his the phone.
Yesterday, Michael, Erin and his lawyer showed up to a court in Long Island so that he could answer to the charges. When a reporter from The NY Post approached them, Michael's lawyer shouted "Plan Two" which caused the dick bag to run off. Michael hid in the car with Erin while his lawyer went inside. Yeah, just a few weeks before, Michael was threatening to off the bitch and there she is hiding his ass in the back of a car. Thinking with your brains: Erin is doing it wrong.
If convicted, Michael could go back to the chokey for a year. Sadly, his parole ended back in February.
Well, at least we know that if we ever want Michael to tuck his dick between his ass checks and run off to hide like a puppy during a thunderstorm, we just have to shout, "PLAN TWO." Now if someone could fully potty train his mouth, so he'd quit dropping caca-covered words everywhere. Now that everyone knows, expect a toilet-full from Michael about this incident in 3...2...
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Poor Lindsey and Ali got a triple dose of crazy genes from two parents. Sad.
Mickey Lohan is a train wreck.
Submitted by nursebetty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:57pm.
Awesome post!
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ugh, stupid Michael Lohan needs to rot in the paths of solitude already...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
rotten radish head!! LMAO!!!
Congrats Chefcammi!!
I can't wait to hear how much this little boy weighs.
I can't get past rotten radish head. I love you MK!
Linds should blog about this...although I think the irony would be lost on Mickey.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:42am.
Love it, I will have my kids memorize and recite it to me!
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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:42am.
CHARLES MANSON
I WROTE A FUCKING SONG. ITS CALLED ALL GODS BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS
Your song was fucking beautiful!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:42am.
CHARLES MANSON
HOLY FUCK, now THAT is poetry!
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:42am.
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I WROTE A FUCKING SONG. ITS CALLED ALL GODS BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS
OH THE BABY BUFFALO NEXT TO MOMMA
OH THE LITTLE SPRING CHICK THATS
AS YELLOW AS THE MAJIC MARKER
IT JUST GOT DONE SNIFFING
OH THE TURTLE SITTING ON A LOG
THAT THE ALLIGATOR IS SWIMMING AROUND
OH THE HUMMBIRD I THOUGHT WAS A FYING ROACH
IF ALL THESE THINGS COULD ALWAYS BE AROUND
MABY WE WOULDNT HAVE HALF THE PROBLEMS
IN THE WORLD.
I know it's been said before, and not to excuse Lindsay for being such a wreck, but look at the father... Look at the mother... Appalling.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:18am.
But he looks all jowly, like he drinks too much.... Maybe coke and booze?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:50am.
Plan Two? Doesn't it make you that much cooler if you say "Plan B"? FAIL! Haha! He failed at being a geek! LOL!
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hahahahaha...just thinkin' that very thing.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:19am.
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Oooh good luck and I hope it goes well.
So are we to assume Michael's more of a douche than Dina?
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congrats to chefcammi !
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:18am.
His defense should be "No, I said 'I'm going to keel you', as in make you laugh so hard, you bend over slightly."
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Hahahah! Good one KD! Is it Beat Down Wednesday at dlisted? Glad I'm single.
No Words - I'm writing it down now so I can plop in the OP. Prepare for some clogged arteries!
Chefcammi - AWESOME!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:10am.
I like potatoes sugaroo. I'd love a good recipe.
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Can I do it here? I really don't want to upset anyone or the Mod by getting O/T. Anyone know how hard and fast (BOOYAH) the rules are?
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Let's have it! : )
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:18am.
But he looks all jowly, like he drinks too much.... Maybe coke and booze?
Sugaroo, I love stuffed potatoes. I will be here this afternoon (when I am finished with Matt-peen) and look for your tater recipe.
I hate posts like this, because they make me feel sorry for Lindsay, which pains me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:19am.
Off Topic, cuz that's how I roll..
Baby will be here tomorrow @ 12:30pm!
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chefcammi: YAY! I'll be thinking good thoughts your way!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:19am.
Off Topic, cuz that's how I roll..
Baby will be here tomorrow @ 12:30pm!
Just wanted to let you sluts know :)
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YEA!!
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:56am.
All I know is that his trick looks like a shitfaced Pam from the Office!
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LOL! She does!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:08am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:58am
I don't mind
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Off Topic, cuz that's how I roll..
Baby will be here tomorrow @ 12:30pm!
Just wanted to let you sluts know :)
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Rotten radish head. LMAO!
Mmm, potatoes. I'm so hungry now..
His defense should be "No, I said 'I'm going to keel you', as in make you laugh so hard, you bend over slightly."
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:58am.
Michael used to be handsome but he don't look too hot here.
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I was think that he looks like he's on the Blohan Diet. They should market that shit - sickly chic is where it's at!
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Michael Lohan looks like he'd be the kind of loser that would threaten to kill his girlfriend and himself if she left him. All I can say is, "You first, excrement breath."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
King of the Assclowns.
Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:10am.
I like potatoes sugaroo. I'd love a good recipe.
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Can I do it here? I really don't want to upset anyone or the Mod by getting O/T. Anyone know how hard and fast (BOOYAH) the rules are?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I like potatoes sugaroo. I'd love a good recipe.
At least he'll get three squares and clean sheets in the slammer.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:55am.
Michael Lohan looks like an overcooked Idaho potato
No! I like Idaho Potatoes!!! mmm potatoes.
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OMG I made up the MOST spectacular stuffed potato recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I post it here or do I have to wait for the OP? Actually, I should first ask if anyone wants it. BWAH!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:56am.
All I know is that his trick looks like a shtfaced Pam from the Office!
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LINK PLEASE!!
I've missed just about ALL the t.v. shows for the past year because its 1)impossible to figure the fuk out when they're on, 2) or the channel!!! GDit!!! I love The Office. Just like Arrested Development, I'm gonna have to BUY the dvds to see it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:59am.
DiamondDawg, Mira Sorvino.
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Thank you PSL!! I love her! And I'm very concerned about my inability to retain information anymore and all the words I leave out when I type. WTF!?!?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:58am.
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In fact, it kinda makes you worse. Especially when you're all mouthy about it like he is. What a retard. And I can't believe he EVER looked good. He looks like messed-up version of kevin spacey. so you know that's gotta be really really fug.
GaGa, Brolin, Chris Brown, Papa Lohan. MK, this site has definitely reached its capacity of DOUCHE for the day!! Put up a Rojo pic just for shits or something, dear lord ANYthing!
The Lohan clan cannot be allowed to breed EVER again. We have enough trash already.