RECOUNT!
Get on the phone to AT&T now and screeeeech at them for being *glitter* H8RS. Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon. Seriously, AT&T has probably been flooded with calls from vicious Glamberts ever since The New York Times published their Idol conspiracy theory article last night.
The Times says that AT&T dropped by several viewing parties thrown by Kris Allen fans in Arkansas to teach them how to send "power texts." Power texting allows you to send 10 or more texts at once just by pressing one button. AT&T, who is the only carrier you can use to send votes by text, also gave Kris Allen fans phones to use.
The company confirms that they did have reps at two parties after the final performance episode last week. They said: “In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested.”
So why would AT&T and Idol do this? Well, some say because they didn't want a sparkly precious unicorn prince to win (translation: not the gay).
You know, Glamberace didn't need the shiny crown anyway. He will be have an illustrious career screeching rock versions of show tunes in Las Vegas. And Kris will become the most requested coffee shop chanteuse of all-time. They will both be fine.
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Still can't believe it and we are a week on! Funny read on the finale and the shock: http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=70 Hope Adam comes out with a cd soon,. Want to see what he can do!
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Neither one should care who won.
They'll both never have to worry about working as a singer ever again if they play their cards right.
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i knew it! i knew something was hokey-pokey. there's no way kristopher sings better than my sweet baby boy, glambert!
They look equally gay to me. What a waste of a conspiracy.
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If you wanna see a great piece about Entertainment Weekly outing Adam go here:
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Submitted by Larray on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:33pm.
Kris will undoubtedly break up with Ann of Green Gables and end up, ass in the air, thanking a porn star and a dominatrix for bludgeoning his No-No with yes-yes's!
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We can only hope. Sign me up for that please.
Please. That Kris guy is freaking hot.
Submitted by Larray on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:38pm.
"thought AI didn't publicize the results? Maybe I am wrong here, but how sure are we to trust the Fox network? Remember this is the same RIGHT SIDED network that we all have grown to love. FOX prolly told the producers that a gay winning AI is the equivalent of the USA legalizing gay marriage... Gaycrest prolly couldn't take the upstaging."
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Seacrest announced on his show that it was several million. But believe what you want if it makes you feel better.
They bent over backwards to get Lambert the crown. Could that be anymore obvious then Simon telling the viewers to vote for Adam? Or Katy Perry being allowed to wear his name on her cape? AI doesn't always get what it wants. Just ask Taylor Hicks.
i think they make a lovely couple in this photo.
The Idol producers choose who they want to win so I call b.s on this story. Adam is way better off without the tacky AI crown anyhoo. Kris is on his way to becoming the next Taylor Hicks.
The only difference between these 2 is that in a year Kris will be giving handjobs for $10, whereas Glambert will still be doing it for free. (id rather pay the $10 frankly).
Submitted by Larray on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:33pm.
Kris will undoubtedly break up with Ann of Green Gables and end up, ass in the air, thanking a porn star and a dominatrix for bludgeoning his No-No with yes-yes's!
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We can only hope. Sign me up for that please.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:57pm.
I'm homo.
"Several million which is why the story is ridiculous and trumped up faux controversy."
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I thought AI didn't publicize the results? Maybe I am wrong here, but how sure are we to trust the Fox network? Remember this is the same RIGHT SIDED network that we all have grown to love. FOX prolly told the producers that a gay winning AI is the equivalent of the USA legalizing gay marriage... Gaycrest prolly couldn't take the upstaging...
Well, is that going to fix glamberaces' face? No - there's micro-dermabrasion for that...
Honestly, I think the gays have won this one... Kris will undoubtedly break up with Ann of Green Gables and end up, ass in the air, thanking a porn star and a dominatrix for bludgeoning his No-No with yes-yes's!
"Whatever. I still think Adam is much better off by not winning. If people at these parties were sending "power texts", would it have even been enough to fuck with the results? How big was the margin between Kris and Adam anyway"
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Several million which is why the story is ridiculous and trumped up faux controversy.
its ok Glitters will get to butcher the memory of Freddy and that other one... yeah i just forgot his name..
Submitted by benjib on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:52pm.
damn! homophobe much?
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highly doubt it mattered.....the margin between the two was apparently not even close.
Adam fans need to just GET OVER IT !
Adam Lambert has a fatty boomba face and dresses like a twat. A gay fatty boomba should not win any contest ever, so I support the decision even though I never watched the show (singing queers make me barf).
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:17pm.
A gay guy got BAMBOOZLED!! SHOCKING! NOT.
P.S. What lame lives do you people lead that you sit here beggin for an open post. Theres a whole world out there people! explore
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Whatever. I still think Adam is much better off by not winning. If people at these parties were sending "power texts", would it have even been enough to fuck with the results? How big was the margin between Kris and Adam anyway?
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:17pm.
What lame lives do you people lead that you sit here beggin for an open post. Theres a whole world out there people! explore.
Please go fuck yourself and die, son of a whore.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:17pm.
What lame lives do you people lead that you sit here beggin for an open post. Theres a whole world out there people! explore.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:17pm.
What lame lives do you people lead that you sit here beggin for an open post. Theres a whole world out there people! explore.
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Kind of hard to do when you're stuck in an office with little to do.
One "scandal" or another happens every year with Idol. Adam's better off.
I can't look at this picture anymore. No 23 year old should have crows feet that prominent, smiling or not.
Ricki! where have you been!?!?!?
It's not the same around here without you ;)
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Thank God he did not win. He can go out and have a real career without the fucking Idol claws dug deep into his gay little body.
Fuck me running......
I swear Glambert fans have a new excuse why he didn't win each day.
Eh. I could see it being a conspiracy IF:
1. It can be proven those votes put Kris over the edge, and
2. It can be proven that AT&T has some vested interest in Kris winning and Adam losing.
I don't think either is probably true, so...it's a non-story. Especially since I'm sure Adam will be getting an album anyway.
-ohmy- I know right, it's like an annual thing, I guess.
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
and here I thought only cigarette companies gave away free shit to stupid young people...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
A gay guy got BAMBOOZLED!! SHOCKING! NOT.
P.S. What lame lives do you people lead that you sit here beggin for an open post. Theres a whole world out there people! explore.
I still think Kris Allen is going to just fine recording KidzBop CDs.
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Why is it anytime someone loses on AI it was a consipiracy? LOL Let it go - he's better off without the AI contract anyway!!!
The non story of the year. People power vote every season.
Look up Gizmo.
*The Times writer must be an Adam fan who can't let go*
Adam Lambert is the hottest thing to walk on the face of the earth. I'm female and I don't care if he's gay.
Did At&t cover up Area 51?
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You say potato, I say vodka!
This is an entertainment show. It's not a presidential election. Get over it people!!!!!
Kris Allen is a lot more fuckable. Not into the glitter hole.
is there a conspiracy theory for everything?
Submitted by fmdoom on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:43pm.
Ain't that the truth.
why do these 2 look like 50something dried up gigolos telling David Geffen / Calvin Klein / Barry Diller horror stories @ an all you can eat omelette bar in Vegas @ 5am ?
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Oh and it was a SLOW day for news.. AI is Rigged?!!!!
S H O C K I N G~!!!! right?
Next you'll try and tell me Bush & Cheney's elections were rigged!
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why would att&t not want a gay american idol?
i think this is being overthunk.
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How does one power text? This may save me many arguements in the future if I just yell what I have to say 10 times.
Annoying = success.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
KD hahahah Nigel was all "you make me rather uncomfortable" and I loved when Kat said (cliaming to be straight guy) is not OUT (of the competition) YET!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Snowy- I think it is on Thurdays until they get to the top 20, but my bf said it is not on this week, for some reason, but I don't know.
Yeah, those 2 guys were interesting. I knew they weren't going to make it. And that one guy "I'm straight", yeah RIGHT!
Kris and Adam are the next supercouple, trust.
You know Kris let Adam stick the tip in.
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I knew Adam had been robbed!
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Feh, I can't muster up a care.
KD YAY it's on tonight, right?
hahahaha what about those two guys dancing together last week ahahahahah
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