Thursday, May 28th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 27th
This is nothing. When I do Bey's hair I'm standing on my head, gagged, blindfolded, handcuffed, and forced to listen to "Single Ladies" on repeat while Bedazzling high-wasted acid-washed denim skort rompers for House of Dereon. - Basement Baby
Runners-up:
Look at the lengths a gay hairstylist will go to in order to avoid rubbing his peen on a female's arm. - jazzfish_77
You laugh now, but in a couple weeks these poor hairs will be dyed blonde and sewn into Paris Hilton's head! - Stoney
If you think that's tricky, you should see how he trims her snatch. - City Barbie
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Thanks for the accolades mah sluts and a BIG congrats to Basement Baby, Jazzfish and Stoney!! I hope today's CT is a little more inspiring. ;-)
Congratulations Basement Baby!!!! LOL
Congratulations also to jazzy and City Barbie! :)
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JA♥FOREVER!!!!
BIFFXOXO
*adds new trophy to collection*
Woooooohooooo!!!! =)
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Congrats WINNERS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by icebunny on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:27am.
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Hahahahahahaha. That is great! Wins for me! :o)
NoAnjl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Miss you :(
Damn Jazzfish, superb, Stoney, City Barbie and Basement funny fools on a toughie!! :o)
hahahaha. An alt wins CT! Good one, BasementBaby!
WTG Basement Baby! jazzfish_77, stoney, City Barbie, congrats, you funny effers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners! So funny & this was a hard one! Peen on the arm - hahahah!
Congrats, BasementBaby! Excellent :)
Jazzy, I could totally share a gayelle jail cell w/you.
Stoney,LOL and verah clevah!
♥Citay Barbay,LMAO! Did I just catch you mooshing your face to the screen and saying, "Here's Johnnnnnny!" Ala Nicholson in The Shining?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Hahahahaha jazzy! Way to go Basement Baby, Stoney, and City Barbie. Once again, this was a difficult CT pic.
Congratulations Basement Baby! That was funny.
Congrats also to Stoney and City Barbie! This was a tough one to caption.
Thanks, MK, but today can we have a picture with imitation genitals or oversized boobs.
WELL I WROTE ANOTHER SONG BUT THE ASSHOLES HAVE MY GUITAR AND TAMBORINE.
OH I SEE THE HIBICUS OUT THE WINDOW
AND THEY ARE STARTING TO OPEN UP
OH I SEE A CRACKHEAD ROAMING AROUND AND I
THNK ITS TIME TO PLUCK HIM OFF
WINNIE TO POO IS IN THE CORNER AND CANT
FIGURE WHY THE HELL THATS IN MY BEDROOM
OH TELEPHONE, WHY DO YOU KEEP ON RINGING
ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHILE I PONDERED
WEAK AND WEARY
OF FUCKING WAIT.
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WELL BLESS YOUR FUCKING HEART. HOWS THE ROACHES GOING DOWN. THEY ARE BEST MIXED WITH SOME WATER AND RICE. AT LEAST THATS WHAT THE VIET CONG SAID AT THE HANIO HILTON.
funnay fuckers, congrats!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Congrats Solange but for your sake, I wouldn't share your win w/B. ;)
Congrats as well to jazzfish, Stoney, and City Barbie!!
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.
HI，My friend recommended me a very good community
---- www-InterracialChats-c o m ----
People from all over the world gather together.
Go to have a try, you may find your love or friendship there.
He likes to cut hair, his peen likes to gossip - this way works for both of them.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to secretly give Bai Ling a haircut without catching crabs. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
When studying at hairdresser school, Cheung misunderstood the recommendation to encourage his customers to tip him.
How Kate Gosslin got her reversed mullet
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Kate Gosselins hair stylist shows us how he does it!
The unich escaped the Forbidden City before the operation was complete - and it still stings.
Maybe hes got hiccups....look at Kate G, her hairdresser had 'em, that didnt turn out too good!
Holding in his growing rosebud puts a damper on Ja-Hoon's day.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Bangkok hang cock hair cut.
Bangkok hang cock.
This is nothing, you should see the shampoo guy.
Submitted by Cookie123 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:34pm.
That's one erect Wang!
Good one!
i told him, UNDERCUT......UNDERCUT!!!
That's one erect Wang!
Data never did take Brandon's mantra of "If God meant for it to be that way we'd all be pissing in our faces!" as gospel.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Ryan Reynold's hairdresser gets in some practice after hearing about what his make-up artist has to go through.
I said just a trim, I don't need a whole production.
OMG! I read about this in GOOP!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:39pm.
Wow, this is the saddest Caption This ever.
ITA...and just look at George Takai...he's gonna have some headache!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Wow, this is the saddest Caption This ever.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"LA Chink"
If you want the right cut with the right angles, you need the right slant.
At Leechy Nuts haircutting we really use our head to chop your head.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Tai Kwon Doo.
Renee Zelwinger's trainer demonstrates how he squinted her big round American eyes.....
Kate Gosselin makes Jon ct her hair?! No wonder how she gets it like that
Kate Gosselin makes Jon ct her hair?! No wonder how she gets it like that
She must have to say "take a little off the bottom".
When she said she wanted a flip, it didn't translate very well.
The weird thing is that this picture got printed upside down.