Prepare To Be Dazzled
If you electrocute yourself by playing connect the CGI dots on RPatt'z baby powder-covered body using your clit, I am not responsible. And I don't even want to think about the paper cuts crazy fangirls accidentally gave themselves in unfortunate places after printing out these pictures. Seriously, believe it. Just take a peek at some of the comments left on some of the other sites about the lord of the magical unicorn forest. This is my favorite one EVER from UsWeekly:
Seriously - I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag - literally hyperventilating!!!!!!!!!!! and thanking God above that my husband did not come home for lunch so that he did not hear all my screaming when I saw this picture!!!!
GEEZ - he's beautiful - amazingly beautiful - breath-taking amazingly beautiful - should I go on???? - and just sitting here thinking about the way he sings Van Morrison's song I'll Be Your Lover, Too - while looking like this - OMG OMG OMG
My afternoon will be completely nonproductive now - just dreaming of Rob - You Greek Adonis You!
You know, I kind of say the same thing whenever I look at a picture of a Double Double from In 'N Out. Although, I have never pictured my Double Double singing Van Morrison's "I'll Be Your Lover Too." That would be too much for me to bear.
Here's more of RPattz and company filming New Moon in Italy earlier today. You know Michelangelo himself floated down from heaven just to hand paint perfect abs on RPattz's body.
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Whatever you said..this guy is fuckable, even if he doesn't shower...whatever I can always breath throught my mouth
Rob looks cute in 5/% of his pictures. In the rest of them he looks dirty & ugly.
I don't see the appeal at all. He is in the same category as Ben Foster. No muscle tone, skinny, annoying prepubescent voice, and femy in the face. Not an ounce of manliness. I wonder if he can even grow a beard.
Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:45pm.
I completely understand that some posters here do not find him so attractive and I completely (literally) understand, literally...with that said, HEEEEEEELLOOOOO NURSE!!!!
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I love him, but the spray on abs are silly...I am sure they will translate better on movie film with all the added sparkles...I really kind of cant stand that bitch Kristen Stewart, even just seeing her back makes me want to kick her...She seems like such a useless cunt in interviews.
I wasn't thinking sexy sexy times when I saw this. Well, I think RPattz is pretty fugly to begin with. He is so white even without the makeup. They probably don't even have to use anything to make the pastiness...it doesn't make any sense! And he looks weird when he's not this character. His beard makes him look homeless. IDK.
But I do love his voice. It's sexy as hell and I would hit it as long as my eyes could stay closed.
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He's so supportive... when I saved a movie poster of " A History of Violence" (starring the super-yummy Viggo Mortensen) that I had found in a magazine, he made me a surprise and hung it on a wall in our living room. Now THAT is love! ;-DD
The painted on abs are so ridiculous. Couldn't he work out a bit before shooting that scene? And why is he wearing those unflattering grandpa pants? I like the jeans of the girl, though. Does anyone know the brand?
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@magnificent_G: ditto that!
lol I just don't get the double standard..so some women can appreciate male celebs' bodies yet they will get jealous and mad if their lover appreciate celebs' bodies.. emancipation works both way for me lol.
You two sound like such a fun couple! now that's how it supposed to works! my husband knows really well I LIKE Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman. it only makes him wonder why I like older celebs (I'm 24) lol. but just like you and your bf, we like to make fun of each other's interest.
Am I the only one who thinks he's not all that (as a woman)?
A 14-15 year old oké but.. there are much more beautifull men.
Does it bother anyone else that his abs are totally painted on?
@JaneDoe: To my post I add that my bf has his shares of drooling over actresses too... I make fun of him as he makes fun of me and we don't take it seriously. I can't understand women getting angry or jealous over actresses. Give me a break!
"thanking God above that my husband did not come home for lunch so that he did not hear all my screaming when I saw this picture!!!!"
What a loser! I always drool at my fave actors in front of my boyfriend, hahaha
I don't get it..how can someone who's married hyperventilating by looking at this pic? I bet this woman would flipped off if her husband hyperventilating over *insert sexy celeb's name here*...
That makes me wondering..some of my friends are so crazy about RPatz and melt their feet over him yet going terribly mad when their men thinks Scarjo has nice chichis..it does sound like a double standard to me..but whatever..
I have to admit that I drooled over Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig face off pics though lol
but Rpatz? meh...my husband is way sexier (the objective opinion of a wife, off course...)
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Fucking A.
That is hot. Would love to hit it multiple times.
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:14pm.
from what i recall, the stoner chick's character becomes suicidal after RPatz's character dumps her. she does all these insane suicidal antics, so she can hear his voice or something. to Meyer and twihards, this is romantic."
Not romantic (who the fuck would find that romantic?) the fact that if you adore the 1st book you want to find out what happens in the rest of them.
OMG...in that picture where he is kissing it looks like he's taking a dump.
Why did they use so much brown stuff to make his 2-pack look like 6-pack abs?
for clarisse:
"hellooooooo nurse!" in the spanish version of animaniacs was translated as:
HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENFERMERA !
( i laughed and remembered being in 5th grade when i read your comment. )
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He should keep his shirt on. UGH! I'd hate to see the weiner; it probably glows in the dark.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:32pm.
I don't get it.
I can see a 14 year old but a woman (with a husband) going all crazy over some guy from a bunch of teenybopper movies? Better things to do? comes to mind.
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No kidding. And WHY is he speckled?
As far as wanting to do sexy times with someone young enough to be my son, I would totally do it but I would never hyperventilate on a blog about it.
*burns Leonardo DiCaprio pics from Titanic, renews subscription to Hypocrite Monthly*
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Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:25pm.
A couple of over-muscled closet cases is nothing to cream over. I'd rather spent the night grooming my pet cockroaches. I built a little ranch for them next to the worktable.
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Aww, hunny...That's sweet, but let's work on your wardrobe, Kay?...Can we smuggle decent clothing into the basement or no? Can we send packaged addressed to "Basement Baby: nothin' to see here" or no? *brushing dust out of basement baybay's hair...*...Surely, there's some sort of prince that could fit a glass slipper on your wide ass hoof and then...THAT'S IT! Prince can save the day....
She wore a raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
When it was warm she didn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's barely cut, his arms and chest are not defined at ALL. Attractive, but definitely not swoon-worthy.
Sheeps,
Oh hell nawww!!! I respect your mind almost as much as your fione booteh!
*note to self: stop watching House of Payne marathon*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:36pm.
That's a nice way of calling me a nerd, isn't it? Well, I embrace it! (I cunt help meself with language stuff.)
Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:02pm.
They are rather good...and addicting. JMO though.
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(sheepishly says) me, too. I read all four books in a week. I even talked my hubby into leaving work early, twice, to buy the next book. Between us: I think he enjoyed my silence.
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hugs y'all.
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Sheeps,
I luv your posts cuz I always learn something!
MissJane,
I luv your posts cuz you gots mah back!!! DAAAAMN!!!!! *fans self delicately*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:20pm.
Clarisse - did you see your boyfriend on the cover of GQ? I almost passed out in front of my bodega when I saw it today...DELICIOUS.
OT - Rob looks delish fake abs or not.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:20pm.
It's called "slipshod extension": people misunderstand a word so much that it can take on its opposite meaning. "Peruse" is another example.
Sheeps!
LOL! Whenever I hear the word "literally", my mind, literally becomes a Mad TV skit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIww1VRY7Y
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:45pm.
Ha! You're always so literal!
Oh, yeah- and nice shade of cadaver.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
I got more muscles than this dork. And that ain't sayin' a whole lot, if you know what I mean.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
ick...i need my shades on just to look at this picture...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I completely understand that some posters here do not find him so attractive and I completely (literally) understand, literally...with that said, HEEEEEEELLOOOOO NURSE!!!!
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Um, no....Gross and putcha clothes back on ho!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I still don't get the hype over this guy.
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He looks like Quasi Modo would look like if he was 50 years younger and had Liz Taylor for a mother. Come on guys...
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I don't give a flying fuck that all the cool kids think Robert's nothing special. I thought he was a hot bitch in HP4, I only went to see Twilight for his pastey white ass, and my adult ass is going to laminate these print outs in hopes of not giving myself them paper cuts Michael was talking about. I usually like guys who are manly like Eric Bana, but this dainty hot piece just does it for me.
Reeter -
Okey dokey! I actually have to leave now but if you make the request, I'll okay it when I come back in a few hours.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:50pm.
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I'll set up an account and search for you. Don't post your e-mail address.
Rob must have hated to get a body wax.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:38pm.
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No, Reets, I don't. Given how many people ask me that, I should, but I don't. I'm on Twitter, though. Figure that one out and if you do, explain it to me, please!!!!!!!! HAHA! Are you on Twitter?
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No Twitter. I should sign up. How do I find you on there?
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I am TheRealSugaroo. You can search for me and request to follow me. My account is locked and I have to approve you - that way people like SickKitten leave me alone. Of I can post my email addy here and when you grab it, I can delete it.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:18pm.
LOL something Stewart. her character's name I don't recall either.
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Kristen Stewart, she plays Bella Swan.
I have to add that it is currently part of my job to know this, though I'm sure you will all give me shit for it anyway.
ITA Infamous, ITA.
I watched Twilight for the first time last night... I don't get the fascination with him. Pre this movie if you saw him walking down the street you would hypervenilate over that??
Nothing remotely attractive about him
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:38pm.
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No, Reets, I don't. Given how many people ask me that, I should, but I don't. I'm on Twitter, though. Figure that one out and if you do, explain it to me, please!!!!!!!! HAHA! Are you on Twitter?
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No Twitter. I should sign up. How do I find you on there?
Pictures of RP so don't get me going. You should've read the thread at the American Idol board regarding a video of Adam Lambert doing a penis massage dance. Yah, talks of panties, and all sorts of other things you don't want to imagine other people doing.