They Better Cover The Seats With Plastic
File this under: news that made my nipples pass out. The New York Post (via Playbill) says that Hugh Jackmeoff and Daniel Craig will star in a Broadway play together later this fall. That theater is going to constantly smell like spoiled goat milk, hot dog water and discarded tuna cans.
Hugh and Daniel will both play cops (MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP) in A Steady Rain by playwright Keith Huff. The play is about "two Chicago cops whose friendship is tested by a domestic dispute they encounter in a poor neighborhood."
Okay, what is the title referring to exactly? Does it refer to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the rain pant-less? Or maybe it refers to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the shower shirtless? Or maybe it refers to a pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace while one of them is going pee pees?
It doesn't really matter. Just tell me if they will be selling a clean change of panties at the concession stand or if I have to bring my own?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:01pm.
Have you SEEN some of those RCMP horsey men? Now, *there's* a recipe for instant panty pudding
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Of course I've seen them, I have made Snack Pack Pudding Cups looking at them. I was just saying that since the play didn't include a horse, they could look for an Aussie & a Brit to play the cops; rest assured that if the play included a horse we would be watching a Canadian play the part.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:54pm.
They're using a Brit and an Aussie to play two Chicago cops. Hmpf! Where's the Canadian?
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It's about 2 cops, not a cop + another cop on a horse. It pained me to write that, but you needed an answer.
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or a cop on a horse with his trusty sled dog... in chicago... wait. um...
*scratches head*
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No MK, no selling of panties: bring your own 3 pack, you will need it!
These two are fine examples of men; I don't care where they're from!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:01pm.
Clearer?
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXf6oYafHtQ&feature=player_embedded
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:03pm.
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Sadly, Bruno died in '95.
But I think Relic may still be alive.
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You're trying way too hard.
Sluttsville:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXf6oYafHtQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch%2Eli...
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I give it two snaps up.. in a circle!!!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:54pm
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If it's any consolation joe (and I know it's not), they'll probably film it in Toronto and Bill Shatner will probably play their captain.
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HAHAHAHAHHAA...and Bruno Gerussi the token lovable homeless man. (Is he still alive?)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:43pm.
How come when I read MK's post, I hear a voice from In Living Color's "Men on Films"?
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Clearer?
:D
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:54pm.
They're using a Brit and an Aussie to play two Chicago cops. Hmpf! Where's the Canadian?
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It's about 2 cops, not a cop + another cop on a horse. It pained me to write that, but you needed an answer.
BTW, HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
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Have you SEEN some of those RCMP horsey men? Now, *there's* a recipe for instant panty pudding (sorry, had to mention it again. Nice alliteration)
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
The "steady Rain" is Hugh crying.. cause Daniel won't let him you know what.. to his you know where..
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:54pm
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If it's any consolation joe (and I know it's not), they'll probably film it in Toronto and Bill Shatner will probably play their captain.
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You're trying way too hard.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:56pm.
Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:43pm.
How come when I read MK's post, I hear a voice from In Living Color's "Men on Films"?
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Me too.
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Two snaps in a "z" formation.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
My only problem with Daniel's baby-blue speedos is that is has unfortunately spawned a baby-blue speedo epidemic amongst the aging baby boomer crowd. Memo to any guys under 30 reading this who are not Daniel Craig: please go with board shorts. Thank you.
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:54pm.
They're using a Brit and an Aussie to play two Chicago cops. Hmpf! Where's the Canadian?
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It's about 2 cops, not a cop + another cop on a horse. It pained me to write that, but you needed an answer.
BTW, HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:43pm.
How come when I read MK's post, I hear a voice from In Living Color's "Men on Films"?
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Me too.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by BisbeeChris on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:50pm.
Is it wrong that I would lick both thier bodies from head to toe after they did landscaping for 12 straight hours in the month of August in Phoenix? TWICE?
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You've really thought about this, haven't you?
Oh Gawd yes!!!!! They are both real HOT real MEN! Shove a stick up either ones ass and you got an all day sucker right there! OH WAIT, throw in Mah Boo and my butt WOULD explode like Hiroshima.
They're using a Brit and an Aussie to play two Chicago cops. Hmpf! Where's the Canadian?
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
Submitted by BisbeeChris on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:50pm.
Is it wrong that I would lick both thier bodies from head to toe after they did landscaping for 12 straight hours in the month of August in Phoenix? TWICE?
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Wrong NO, but I'll shank you if you cut the line.
Take a number!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
I.Am.Speechless.
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Submitted by BisbeeChris on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:50pm.
Is it wrong that I would lick both thier bodies from head to toe after they did landscaping for 12 straight hours in the month of August in Phoenix? TWICE?
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You've really thought about this, haven't you?
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
"Hugh and Daniel will both play cops (MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP) in A Steady Rain by playwright Keith Huff."
...and Lisa Rinna will be wearing THAT on her face in a couple of days for the paps!
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Is it wrong that I would lick both thier bodies from head to toe after they did landscaping for 12 straight hours in the month of August in Phoenix? TWICE?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
"Seriously - I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag - literally
ha ha ha .. seriously whomever wrote that needs to get some action..
Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:47pm.
"Seriously - I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag - literally hyperventilating!!!!!!!!!!! and thanking God above that my husband did not come home for lunch so that he did not hear all my screaming when I saw this picture!!!!"
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You know when you say that on THIS thread, it doesn't sound silly or school girlish at all.
Carry on......
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:40pm
Thank you and have fun.
Bring a spare pair of panties!
Add me to the eventual group who do not find either of them all that.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dannysgrl on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:45pm.
"My butt blew up"?
Please, I know homosexuals are obsessed with crude and unnatural behavior, but please keep the gross factor down a notch.
Thanks in advance.
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THERE you are, Fanny! The only ones obsessed are people like you who hide in the closet and only fuck other boys in the dark.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
"Seriously - I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag - literally hyperventilating!!!!!!!!!!! and thanking God above that my husband did not come home for lunch so that he did not hear all my screaming when I saw this picture!!!!"
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
That play will have to be renamed "A Steady Rain of Panty Pudding".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Jackoff is saying: Eh? Is that what a REAL poosay looks like? Eh?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
"My butt blew up"?
Please, I know homosexuals are obsessed with crude and unnatural behavior, but please keep the gross factor down a notch.
Thanks in advance.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:31pm.
To hell with panties...I'm ordering boxes of GLAAD wrap.
Jo, if you are still needing an explanation of panty pudding, here's your damn thesis.
*booking hotel & flight*
Oh & before anyone says it, let me just state for the record: HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
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In case anyone missed Slitty screeching that, let me just reiterate: HUGE JACKMAN IS NOT GAY. (and if he is, I'm sure it's just a temporary lapse due to dehydration)
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
Damn it! I can't remember which Dlist slut has the tag line "Pie Goods may explode". That pretty much covers this.
They'll be swabbing the floors nightly!
How come when I read MK's post, I hear a voice from In Living Color's "Men on Films"?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
what's theater?
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:39pm.
Just a PLAY not a fucking musical, right?
RIGHT???????
Right, it is a play, Is not amusical, I am still seeing it, yes I am going to new york to see this shit.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Just a PLAY not a fucking musical, right?
RIGHT???????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I need a cigarette.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:28pm.
OK, we can leave Daniel's face out of this....it's gruesome.
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ahahhaa! True dat. Yikes.
Now see, I don't really go for this type of body, its ok, I might lick it, but it doesn't really attract me THAT much. I rather lick a lanky artisty brooding type. Delicious. But I do get the appeal. From the neck down anyway.
Daniel Craig is so hwat!
From the neck down.
Otherwise he looks like a pissed-off Klingon.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
these are bodies i could get on top of!
take note rob.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
"Seriously - I am sitting here breathing into a paper bag - literally hyperventilating!!!!!!!!!!! - OMG OMG OMG
My afternoon will be completely nonproductive now - " -
HAHAHAHA. TWO Adonises, one Aussie, the other Brit.
Nobody better tell MK about the Jackman/Pattinson movie in the works, LOL. I think he might explode into a pile of sparkle and glitter.
I'd like to ride the brakes offa Daniel Craig. Yummy! MK, you coulda picked a more flattering pic tho, he looks weird there.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
i would bugger them both baggy.
====I will definitely take myself to go see this play. Hell yes I'm booking my ticket! I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.
Hugh looks like he's yelling at someone to suck his dick and Daniel looks like he's considering it.
"That theater is going to constantly smell like spoiled goat milk, hot dog water and discarded tuna cans."
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Wow.
To hell with panties...I'm ordering boxes of GLAAD wrap.
Jo, if you are still needing an explanation of panty pudding, here's your damn thesis.
*booking hotel & flight*
Oh & before anyone says it, let me just state for the record: HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
"Hugh and Daniel will both play cops (MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP)...."
MK you make my day....(oooh and it rhymes too)
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