The Real Housewives of NJ: Danielle's Beautiful Mug Shot
After last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, they aired an ESCANDALO preview of next week's episode which revealed that Danielle's whory past could be found in a book called "Cop Without A Badge." Well, here is the stunning mug shot from the book. It's nice to know that Danielle had a face that said "I Will Suck Yo Dick For A Puff" even back then. Some things never change.
"Cop Without A Badge" is about Kevin Maher, a criminal turned informant for the New York Police Department and the FBI. Back then, Danielle apparently went by the name of Beverly Merrill. Beverly was a coke whore who was a stripper and overall slut. My idol.
Before hooking up with her, Kevin was warned that Beverly was bad news. Beverly was arrested for extortion, kidnapping and possession. Beverly got caught up in the kidnapping of some rich kid who owed a drug dealer a bunch of cash.
Eventually, Kevin left his wife and stepson for Beverly. The relationship sucked from the beginning, because he couldn't deal with Beverly passing that pussay around all over town. Kevin even got so jealous one time that he stuck a gun in one of her other boyfriend's crotch outside of a Bennigan's.
When Kevin told Beverly he wanted a family, she told him she wasn't the mother type. They broke up. Kevin last saw her in 1992 shaking her chichis for pennies at a strip club named Shakers in Carlstadt, NJ.
I wonder if Danielle/Beverly used her mug shot as her comp card when she worked for Ford Models?
From watching the preview for next week's episode, it looks like Danielle is all upset about this info getting out. But why? So she took off her clothes for money. Who hasn't?! So she did a little (or a ton) of coke in the 80s. Who didn't?! So she got arrested for kidnapping a rich kid and holding him for ransom. We've all been there!
Danielle should be more ashamed that she's dating a 26-year-old who has the bald spot of a 55-year-old and the face of a dude who voted for Nixon.
Source: NJ.Com
Just goes to show that all the plastic surgery in the world will only trade one ugly face for another!
What a stupid fuck she is, to go on television with this shit in her past!
BYW, I tried to get this book and it is out of print and people are charging a fortune for old copies. I bought one (the only one) that was used and for sale on Amazon UK. I want my very own copy of that picture!
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Sounds a lil Alpha Dogish to me. I like whores who live like whores in trouble.
Whatever the fuck she is or did-shes really rough looking and more than that is totally annoying.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Even with her past, I like this chick better than that annoying Dina. Her kids are better too. Dina's ugly daughter annoys me as much as Dina does. I love how the last episode she was claiming to have never had plastic surgery...yeaaaaaa, did you get hit in the mouth by a door?
On the Real Housewives of NJ, Danielle sports the look of an old crackwhore! That always stays because you can't turn a 'ho into a housewife!
Beverly mentioned in the episode that only one person knew about the book and then it showed Dina, but I have to believe that it had to be one of her friends.
Also, Beverly, seemly has done a decent job with her kids except for the fact that they probably know every detail of her sex life b/c she treats them more as friends than she does as children.
HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT KNOW IF YOU GOT BIG CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND YOUR GOING TO BE ON TV AND SOMETHING IS GOING TO GO FUCKING DOWN.
LOL I know. "So and So has agreed to be in a documentary about addiction, he doesn't realize he's about to get an INTERVENTION!" I mean by now at least some of these crackhead alchoholic obsessive compulsive meth heads should have caught on!
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i don't like this whiny, slutty, sorry for herself bitch!
i like all of the other girls better. i think dina might be my fave.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LOL Shakers. That's like 2 minutes from my house.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Meh . . . I'm not feeling this b!tch. Teresa is at least funny, Jacqueline is cute and sweet, and Caroline and Dina are pretty smart (ok, so Dina can be a little cunty, but in a good way, not in a Kate Gosselin evil way, if that makes sense). Meanwhile, this wh0re is just shallow and vulgar.
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What I find sort of funny is that obviously Danielle has the most issues, and yet her daughters seem so normal and well adjusted..they are still young and everything but it's more than I can say about the mafia sisters offspring. Jacqueline's daughter is sort of a fuck up as well, but in a waah I'm feeling neglected kind of way, she may have had it tougher than her stepbrother but she should still be a little bit more grateful.
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"Danielle should be more ashamed that she's dating a 26-year-old who has the bald spot of a 55-year-old and the face of a dude who voted for Nixon." -MK
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 6:18am.
How goofy do you have to be to think you can go on national television lying about your past and not get caught? Especially when you still act like a lunch shift stripper while telling everyone you were a runway model. Blow made swiss cheese outta this broad's brain.
CHARLES MANSON
FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID AS HELL TO PUT YOURSELF OUT IN THE PUBLIC IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU WOULD RATHER KEEP HIDDEN. SECOND OF ALL YOU HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON TO GO ON A REALITY SHOW TO BEGIN WITH. ITS LIKE NO I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS I DONT WANT TO BE EVERYONES LAUGH FOR 8 WEEKS. EVER SEEN THAT SHOW INTERVENTION. HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT KNOW IF YOU GOT BIG CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND YOUR GOING TO BE ON TV AND SOMETHING IS GOING TO GO FUCKING DOWN.
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How goofy do you have to be to think you can go on national television lying about your past and not get caught? Especially when you still act like a lunch shift stripper while telling everyone you were a runway model. Blow made swiss cheese outta this broad's brain.
Hands down, my favorite real housewives yet. Thanks for the goods MK
ohhhh, love it so much...the show finally makes sense now. but they are all gangsta/bada bing gals...
jt
honey, that fucking mug shot is pure cokewhore gold! you just know she was wearing gold spandex pants on the Joisy stroll! and kidnapping - holy shit - how much blow do you think she made for that??
I had a gf who worked at Shakers in 99. She looked A LOT better than this cunt.
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Charlie is my man, you fucking slutes!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:00pm.
Holy Shindig!
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Seriously, it's writing perfection like this post that makes me wanna shove my pussay in MK's face, gay schmay!
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:53pm.
WELL BEVERLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF KEVIN KNEW WHAT WAS FUCKING GOOD FOR YA HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STEERED CLEAR AWAY FROM FUCKING THAT. BUT MORE LIKELY HE GOT CAUGHT UP I HER WEB.
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My Cholly needs to have his own talk show...Montel got nuffin' on my Cholly!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Beverly...sounds familiar...was her stripper name Bambi Bongo Butt?
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Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:30pm.
i remember bennigans.
it was like a TGIF's.
i knew danielle was CLASS.
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Yep, Bennigans...Pure class...the first place my tiger ass ever got drunk enough to fall off the barstool...at 16...Yeah, whores...I got an early start with the mother's milk known as booze, and I plan to have a late finish...what's it to ya?
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WELL BEVERLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF KEVIN KNEW WHAT WAS FUCKING GOOD FOR YA HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STEERED CLEAR AWAY FROM FUCKING THAT. BUT MORE LIKELY HE GOT CAUGHT UP I HER WEB.
I bet her real name is Beverly. She's way too old to have a sweet-ass name like Danielle.
CHARLES MANSON
SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME DUI MUGSHOT LIKE WE HAVE ALL FUCKING HAD BUT THEN TURNED ABOUT TO BE AN ASSULT AND BATTERY ONE. GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT IS RUFF
I think Her super rich ex is Bill Staub, he got rich off treadmills. he founded Aerobics Inc. and apparently likes coke fulled BJs.
Im guessing cause it the article about this elegant flower getting arrested it mentions her ex is an exercise equipment manufacturer.. i cant find a picture of him
Where's the surprise in this story?!?
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
i remember bennigans.
it was like a TGIF's.
i knew danielle was CLASS.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:18pm.
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SWOON!! And you just know that Axel Rose totally copied the hip sway.
OT: Tick as tieves.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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not even funny how gross this twat is...
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
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Dammit! Where were you when the walls in my room were covered by Rick Springfield displays from the local record store?
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I was molesting my Bobby Sherman posters.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:53pm.
Nits, you really gotta start remembering to take those pantyhose off BEFORE you do sexy times. :)
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Dammit! Where were you when the walls in my room were covered by Rick Springfield displays from the local record store?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:43pm.
*Delicious shiver followed by toe curls*
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Nits, you really gotta start remembering to take those pantyhose off BEFORE you do sexy times. :)
AND the Spanx.
I just love how "Tick As Tieves" Caroline mistrusted her immediately. Caroline's "street smart", as she explained to us, and that is better than "book smart". As much as I bristled at that, she's right. Being a good judge of character and being a good salesperson are two things which trump any kind of formal education.
But I do feel a little bad for Danielle when Dina was being a cunt to her at her party, because Dina probably had everything handed to her all her life, and Danielle seems like she had to scrap for it.
And I will say that Danielle seems to have done a decent job with her daughters. I can't imagine how THAT happened. With the exception of Caroline's fat lazy loser daughter, I kind of like the kids on the show. They seem rather well-adjusted.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:43pm.
*Delicious shiver followed by toe curls*
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Nits, you really gotta start remembering to take those pantyhose off BEFORE you do sexy times. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:43pm.
*Delicious shiver followed by toe curls*
Can you please move that over to the Huge/Daniel thread?
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Now you tell me there's a Huge and Craig thread?!? That's more a *heavy panting and dribbling*
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Submitted by Auntie Mame: "I don't care about her past. I like Danielle/Beverly much better than the Mafia Sisters or that crazy bitch who pays cash for everything with the ugly little Geico Cave babies."
Oh my god, this shit made me laugh SO HARD. *gasp* SO hard.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:43pm.
*Delicious shiver followed by toe curls*
Can you please move that over to the Huge/Daniel thread?
*Delicious shiver followed by toe curls*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.